Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
Blood B+ hai
Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.
Plz ignore mat krna
Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
Plz contact 03008526355
Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...
Sab ronay lagy.
Or Pareshan ho gaye.
Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
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Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?
Bubbli: G 4 hain.
Teacher: Kon se?
Bubbli:
Quaid-e-Azam
Mughal-e-Azam
Sekandar-e-Azam
Aur
Mera chacha
Malik Azam.
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Chalo sms kheltay hain,
Pehle aap sms kero,
Phir Aap sms kero,
Phir se aap sms kero,
1 bar phir Aap kero,
Last bar bhi ap hi sms kero.
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Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per
PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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E reesent studeez haz shoon dat peepal hoo aar wary Samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spilingz meestakes...!
Vaat eez yorr opeenion abaat et ???
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Zardari ek Dukan se "ULLU" kharedne gaya.
3 Din
18 Ghante
32 Minutes
Aur
15 second
ki behas k bad bila akhir.
ULLU zardari k sath jane par razamand ho gya.
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Kya waqai Aapko Beemari hai...????
.
.
.
Poora msg parhny ki...?
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Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.
Next day wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.
Monday, June 8, 2009
New Collection of SMS 2009
Labels:
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decent sms,
entertainment,
fun,
good sms,
latest sms,
lovely sms,
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