Sunday, August 9, 2009

For ENGINEERING students

For ENGINEERING students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

theref0re

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Theref0re

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D

ENGINEERS ROCKS ;)

How To Judge

Manager: I'm afraid the young man we hired last week isn't honest.

Clerk: Oh, you shouldn't judge a person by his Appearance.

Manager:I'm not – I'm judging him by his disappearance.

Read From Right Side

Read each word From Right Side

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..

Are You In Mood?

Beggar to Anti Misba sitting on a bench in a park
"Hi Darling! So u r in the mood to hv fun with me"

Anti Misba
"How dare u"

Beggar :
"Thn what r u doing on my bed?"

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