Monday, November 30, 2009

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Pathan Jokes - Camera Wala Bakra

Posted: 29 Nov 2009 09:10 PM PST

Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai?

Aadmi: 28000 Ka.

Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar:





Camera Wala Hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak

Posted: 29 Nov 2009 04:08 PM PST

,*,*Ye Muskan*,*,
,*,*Ye Jazbay*,*,
,*,*Ye Rishtay*,*,
*,*,*"Ye MoJ"*,*,*
,*,*,Ye Masti*,*,*,
*,*,*Ye Basti*,*,*
*,*,*Ye Pyar*,*,*
*,*,*Ye Wady"*,*,
*,*,*Ye Dosti*,*,*
,*,*,*Ye Dil*,*,*,*,
,*,*,SAB KUCH,*,*
*"ADHORA HAI"*
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*"T
*"TU
*"TUM
*"TUMA
*"TUMAR
*"TUMARE
*"TUMARE B
*"TUMARE BI
*"TUMARE BIN
*"TUMARE BINA
*"TUMARE BINA"
*"TUMARE BINA"*
,*",I Miss yoU,"*,
* , *,DIL SE,* , * In Advance EiD-ULHZA MOBARAK HO.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - 80 Hazar ka Bail liya

Posted: 29 Nov 2009 04:05 PM PST

 (,'')     (___),,=_____
< ) (\,,,,\','/"   :.: )\
  J J       " ! !"""! !




Kaisa hai?
80 Hazar ka liya hai.
Ghumanay nikla tha.
Socha Aapko bhi dikha don.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, November 27, 2009

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Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Dil Se Ki Jati Hai

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 11:40 PM PST

Hoti Nahi Dosti Kabhi Chehray Se,

Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati Hai.

Soorat Unki Khud He Pyari Lagti Hai.

Qadar Jinki Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Hamaray Lab Sil Kyon Gaye

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 11:29 PM PST

Ab Shikwa Karte Ho Humse K Hamaray Lab Sil Kyon Gaye?

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Maangi Thi Tum Se "Chip Stick" Aur Tum Mujhe "Elfy" De Gaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 10:19 PM PST

Chhuri ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
K Har Takbeer Se Pehlay.


Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai. :-)

Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - The Most Popular Network

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 09:09 PM PST

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Ye Pyar Kya Hota Hai?

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 05:04 PM PST

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Keep 3 Words in Mind

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 04:57 PM PST

When you Start Your Day Keep 3 words in Mind.

1.TRY
2.TRUE
3.TRUST

Try for Better Future,

True with your work

and

Trust in Yourself

Then success will be at your foot!

GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Thursday, November 26, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - Eid-ul-Azha Mubarik

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 02:44 AM PST

Bakra Debit
Cash Credit

Qurbani Debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik

Hamara Msg Debit
Aapka Reply Credit

Eid-ul-Azha Mubarik.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Happy Meat Mubarak

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 01:39 AM PST

Everyone Sent You
Traditional Words About Eid.

But I'm The Fist One To Send You.


"MEAT MUBARAK"

And

Keep On Eating Different Meat Dishes On This Season. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Eid Pe SMS Packages

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 01:13 AM PST

Ye Lo Advance
Eid Card For You

*|"""""""""""""|*
*| .+""+.+""+. |*
*| +  EID  +   |*
*|  "+. .+"    |*
*|     +       |*
*|   MUBARAK   |*
*|"""""""""""""|*


Kyon K Eid Pe SMS Packages Kaam Nahi Karengy. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - EID Ki Khushiyan Mubarak

Posted: 26 Nov 2009 12:00 AM PST

Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Roshni Chand Se Hoti Hai

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 08:06 PM PST

Roshni Chand Se Hoti Hai Sitaron Se Nahi.






Street Crimes Berozgaari Se Barhty Hani DOUBLE SAWARI Se Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Space koi Bhar Nahi Sakta

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 08:03 PM PST

Ek ___ Aurat ___ ki Dukan Mai ___ Lene Gai ___ Wale ne

Usey ___ Dedi Phir ___ Aurat ___ lekar Chali gai.




Is Blank Space koi Bhar Nahi Sakta,

Kyun K.

Wo hai "CHEENI" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Cow Zibah Karni Hai

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 07:50 PM PST

28 November ko Tum "Dil"
Mango HUM Denge,

Tum "Jigar" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,

"Eyes" Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!

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Us Din Humne

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Cow Zibah Karni Hai. :-)
Happy Eid-ul-Azha.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA

Posted: 24 Nov 2009 03:03 AM PST

MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ

1. Saal ka akhri mahina bhi qurbani, pehla bhi qurbani.

2. Wo bhi 10 ko ye bhi 10 ko.

3. Wo b NABI ka LAAL, ye b NABI ka LAAL.

4. Unki yaad b manate hain, inki yaad bhi manate hain.

5. Yeh ZABH-E-AZEEM, woh SHAHEED-E-AZEEM.

6. Inhon ne KHAWAB nibhaya, unhon ne WADA-E-NANA nibhaya.

7. Wo SABR ki IBTIDA, ye SABR ki INTIHA.

8. Yeh Kabey ko banane wale, wo Kabey ko Bachane waley.

"SUBHAN ALLAH"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Oye Janwar

Posted: 24 Nov 2009 02:57 AM PST

Oye Janwar

















Lay aye tum qurbani k liye...?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - I love u.

Posted: 23 Nov 2009 07:47 PM PST

I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
hai... ;->














Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
So keep loving animals =P....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Abba Ne Topi Kara di

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 07:57 AM PST

LOVE STORY 2050

Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
Larka bola jo Tum kaho.

Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.

Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,

larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.

30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.

To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k

ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Lagaan Remix 2050

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 07:56 AM PST

Lagaan Remix 2050

Climax Scene:

24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.

Bowler Bowls.

Amir Hits

Ball Splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - CHEENI Taqseem Hogi

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 01:12 AM PST

Abhi Na Jao Chhor K Is Mehfil Ko Faraz...

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Thori Dari Main Yahan CHEENI Taqseem Hony Wali Hai. :-)

 (",)/'
 /))  Na Ja Oye.
_/ \_
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Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kon Ziyada Besharam Hai?

Posted: 21 Nov 2009 12:34 AM PST

Voting Is Must:

Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard@ri?

If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"

And

If Zard@ri Then Add 1 into "Z"



N = 24
Z = 98585937

Add Kar K Fwd Karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - No Market for Sorrows

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 11:01 PM PST

There is No Market for Your Sorrows in This World.
So never Advertise Them.

(William Shakespeare)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Class Room is Like a Train

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:58 PM PST

Class Rooms are Like a Train:

1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.

Middle 3 are General Compartments.

And

Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Karhai Nahi Karwani

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:55 PM PST

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:45 PM PST

Bahu: Maa Ji Aapka Larka Mujhe Kabhi Maa nahi bana Sakta.




Saas: Chup Bewakoof,
Agar Main bhi Tere Sassur ke Bharosay Par Rehti
To Aaj Tu Meri Bahu Na Hoti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Causes of Heart Attacks

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:39 PM PST

Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

But Paying the Bill does. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - 2009 Ka Urdu Qaida

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 10:33 PM PST

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, November 20, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:06 AM PST

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Faraz ko Cheeni Mil Gai hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye To

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:03 AM PST

Akbar: Anarkali Tujhy Kya Chahiye?

Taaj ya Takht?

Anarkali: Jaan-Panaah Mujhy na Taaj chahiye na He Takht

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1 Kilo Cheeni Mil Jaye to Nawazish Hogi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Nothing ka Kya Matlab Hai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 03:00 AM PST

1st Sardar: "Nothing" ka Kya Matlab hai?

2nd Sardar: "Kuch Nahin."



1st Sardar: Aisa Nahin Ho Sakta,


Jab Word Bana Hai to Kuch to Matlab Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - I'm Ready to do Anything

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:54 AM PST

Suppose I'm Ready to do Anything for You.

What will you ask me to do for you?


Forward this to your Friends & see their Shocking reply..

1st Reply Me ok?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Mujh Mai Kitny % GHROOR Hai

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:51 AM PST

Honestly Batain K Mujh Mai Kitny % GHROOR Hai?
0%
10%
20%
30%
40%
50%
60%
70%
80%
90%
100%
Reply Me Honestly.
I'll never mind.
Send This Msg To Your Friends and know About your GHAROOR!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Fill This Sweet Sentence

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:45 AM PST

Fill This Sweet Sentence:


"I Like Your_____, But I Don't Like Your_____?"


TRUE PLEASE.

Reply Is Must.


Send To Your Friends and Get Crazy Answers.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Soney ki Sunnatain

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:38 AM PST

Soney ki Sunnatain

> Wazu kar k Soye.

> Bistar Jhaar kar Soye.

> Daahini Karwat par Soye.

> Soney ki Duaa parh kar Soye.

ALLAH HUMMA BiSMiKA AMOOTO WA AHYA.

Har raat hum 1 dusrey ko Good Night ke msg karte hain.

Aaj ye 4wd karein. Agar kisi Ek ne bhi Amal kar liya to aap bhi Sawab payengey.

Jumma Mubarak....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Protesting Kerry-Lugar Bill

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:34 AM PST

1: Hamara Sadar Zardari 114 Arab USD ka malik hai.
2: Nawaz Sharif 104 Arab USD ka malik hai.

Jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain.

Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 Arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain.

To hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.

Forward it and keep protesting against Kerry-Lugar Bill.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jisy Toot K Chaha Usay

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:31 AM PST

Piyas Aisi k pee Jaon Ankhein teri,

Naseeb Aisa k Mayasar zehar Bhi Nahin.

Be Laos Wafaein koi Humse seekhy,

Jisy Toot K Chaha Usay Khaber b Nahin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Chehra Meri Maa Ka Ho

Posted: 20 Nov 2009 02:30 AM PST

Aankh Khule To Chehra Meri Maa Ka Ho.

Aankh Bund Ho To Sapna Meri Maa Ka Ho.

Mai Mar Jaon To Ghum Nahi Lekin

Kafan Mile To...

Dupatta Meri Maa Ka Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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