Friday, December 11, 2009

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English Love SMS - Every Person Reaches HEART

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 09:14 AM PST

Not Every Bird Dances,
But
Peacock does.

Not Every Flower Represents LOVE,
But
Rose does.

Not Every Person Reaches Till The HEART,
But
You Did.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Just Fall In Love

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 09:11 AM PST

You Know
1 & 1 Makes 2.

You Also Know
1 & 1 Makes 11.

Do You Know.
1 & 1 Makes 1?

But How?

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Just Fall In Love.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Pocket Main Rocket Hai

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 09:06 AM PST

Aapko Moon Pe Jana ho to Aap kis k Paas Jao gey?


ISRO?

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NASA?


No.


Ranbir Kapoor k Paas.

Kyon K Uske "POCKET mein Rocket" Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - C.A Paper Leaked Out

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 09:02 AM PST

DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.

RESULT DAY: Students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".

CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - What Type of Mind U Got

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:50 AM PST

Select 1 number You like. I'll tell which type of mind u got according to psychology. Its true Research But reply must.
REALITY

020, 120, 244, 264, 557, 302, 309, 900

Answer:
020: Irritating Mind
302: Cute Mind
244: Soft Mind
264: Fast Mind
557: Loving Mind
120: Duffer Mind
309: Lazy Mind
900: Romantic Mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Yaar Ek Kaam Tha Tumse

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:44 AM PST

Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - IQ Test For Genius

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:41 AM PST

Test ur IQ
If
9 + 3 = 722
5 + 7 = 536
8 + 6 = 845
4 + 4 = 613
Then
7 + 2 = ?

This is a Real test.
Answer if u r a Genius.


Solution time: 3seconds.

Answer: Not Found Yet.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year 2010 Begins

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:40 AM PST

New Year Begins,
Let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends,

God bless you through out the New Year.

Happy New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year 2010 Wishes

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:39 AM PST

In Year 2010.

May God would be your Best Friend,

He Loves you Deeper,

Always Bless on You,

God Always Guide You & Carry you.

Happy New Year 2010.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May God Keep you Safe

Posted: 11 Dec 2009 08:38 AM PST

God Bless you and Keep you Safe.

Not Only Today but Throughout Life

That is coming in your way.

May year to follow be among the best you've ever spend.
Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Thursday, December 10, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Nojawano K Liye Kaam

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 11:22 AM PST

Be-Rozgar Nojawano K Liye Ek Kaam Reh Gaya hai.

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Socho Kon Sa?

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Aur Socho

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3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - 2009 Draws To An End

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 11:16 AM PST

As the Year 2009 Draws To An End,
I Want To Thank The Special People,

Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More Meaningful,
You are One of them,

THANK YOU For Your Contribution To My Life.

May ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue To give U abundant Blessing & Happiness In The coming Year 2010!
Ameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Naya Saal Mubarak Ho

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:51 AM PST

Hazaron Duaon

Beshumar Wafaon

An-Ginat Mohabaton

Be-Panah Chahaton

or

Khushion k La-Zawal Khazane K Sath Aapko

Naya Saal Mubarak Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Wish You Happy New Year

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:51 AM PST

Can I stay here in Your INBOX &

Wait for "31/12/2009" "11:59:59" PM


So that I can Be The 1st Who wish You

A HAPPY NEW YEAR. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Best Wishes for 2010

Posted: 10 Dec 2009 02:49 AM PST

@========@
( "Happy")
( "New" )
( "Year" )
@========@


With All My Best Wishes God Bless You and Your Family.

Good Luck.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Chalo Hum Dosti Kar Len

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 11:03 PM PST

"CHALO HUM DOSTI KR LAIN"

Saal k Ye Akhri Din hain,
Abhi kuch Dhoop hy Lekin,

Zara c dair ko Tay hy k Akhir Sham hona hy,
Haqiqat or Kahani jo b hy Anjam hona hy,

Chalo mil baith kr apny Khasary bant lety hain,
Sab he Rang or Jugno or Sitary Bant lety hain,

Zara c dair ko Tay hy k Akhir sham hona hy,
Haqiqat or kahani jo b hy Anjam hona hy,

To qu na sham sy pehly, Kisi anjam sy pehly,
Jo kuch Ghariyan Muyassar hain,

On he main Zindagi kr lain,
Kisi ehsas ki shamma jala kr,
In andheroon main,
Koi Dum roshani kar lain,

"CHALO HUM DOSTI KR LAIN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Purchase 20 Vehicals in Rs.20

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:59 PM PST

Riddle:

One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa

Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Haseen Aur Zaheen Log

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:57 PM PST

Dunyia mein 2 Tarah k Log hain 1 Haseen aur dosry Zaheen.


Haseen
Woh jis ka Msg Aap Parh Rahy hain.


Aur


Zaheen
Woh Jisne Ye Msg Aapko send kia hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapse Kitna Pyar Karta Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:56 PM PST

Koi 1 no Select Kro.
12,
23,
34,
45,
56,
65,

Dekhte Hain Aapka Pyar ap se kitna % Pyar krta hai?
Reply must.

Answers:
12=99% wow nice
23=44% so sweet
34= 00% So Sad
45= 101% Kya baat hai janab ki. Tumhara luck to acha nikla
56= 75% Hmm nice
65= Kisi or k Sath Set hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Kuttay Ko Nikalna Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 10:35 PM PST

Ek Kutta konwen me Gir Gaya Log konwen ko Paak Karne k Liye Molvi k pas Gaye to Molvi Ne kaha k 200 Balti Nikalo pak ho jaega.

Magar kuch Din Bad Pani Se Phir Smell Aane Lagi log Dusry molvi k pas gae to usny 400 balti nikalne ko kaha.

Magr same result.

Phir log Teesre Molvi k pas Gaye to usny pucha k Kutta Konwen me hi he?

Logon ne kaha Yes,

Molvi bola pehly kutta to nikalo phr konwan pak hoga.

Moral: Dosto hum ko bhi Pakistan kutte se pak krna he

Samajh gaye na?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:35 AM PST

Us Se Kehna K Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon Faraz...

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Pichli Sardiyon Ki Jacket Nikaali To Jaib Se 100 Rupay Nikle. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Ab k Baras Kuch Aisa Karna

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:30 AM PST

Ab k Baras Kuch Aisa Karna:

Apny Pichly Bara Maah k
Dukh Sukh ka Andaza karna.

Saadah Sa ek Kaghaz Le Kar.
Bhoolay Basry Pal Likh Lena.

Pehar us Bethy ek ek Pal Ka.
Ek ek Morr ka Ahaata Karna.

Sari Subhain Hazir Rakhna.
Sari Shamain Paas Bulana.

Or ilawa ain k Dekho!
Sary Mausam Dehan main Rakhna.

Ek ek Yaad guman main Rakhna.
Pehar muhtat Qayas lagana.

Gar tu Khushyan bar Jatin hain.
Or Agar Ghum bar Jain to.

Mat Baikar Takleef Karna.
Meri Khushyan Tum Le Lena.

Mujhko Apny Gham De Dena.
Ab k baras kuch aisa karna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tumne Iqrar Manga Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:26 AM PST

"TUM NE IQRAR MANGA HAI"

TO SUNO....

DIL k Sachy Jazbe
Izhar k Mohtaaj Nahi Hoty

Ye wo Jazby hain jo Jugno ban kar
Aankhon main Chamakty hain

Honton k Garam Ghoshon main Reh kar
Dil main Bastay hain

Tum mujh main isi tarhan samaye howe ho
K jese

Taaron main Chamak, Titli main Rang
Mera rishta atoot hai

Jismon Jaan ka hai
Jo jura Rahy to Zindagi aur Toot Jaye to mout.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Wish You Good Morning

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:24 AM PST

M-ake the most of it
O-pen your Heart and mind
R-emember to thank God
N-ever Frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry
G-ood Morning

Wish you Have Nice Day
&
of Course Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:23 AM PST

Child: Papa Main Apni shadi Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga,

Jis Tarah Aapki Shadi Main Naachy Thay.



Papa: Begairat Insan!

Woh Teri Phuphiyan thin. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Multipoet Shayari Arz Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:05 AM PST

Multipoet Shayari Arz Hai:

Faraz Yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Tujhay Party mei Bula k dekh liya,

Mout bhe hum se Door Bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k neechey bhi aa k Dekh liya,

Martay Nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ Sagar,
Safeguard se bhe Naha k Dekh liya,

Koi Sunta nahe FARYAD-E-GHALIB,
Radio pe bhe Gaa k Dekh liya,

DIL ka pata Nahi Chalta WASI,
X-RAY Bhe karwa k Dekh liya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Real Spirit of Christmas

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:40 AM PST

Christmas is not a Time nor a Season,

But a State of Mind.

To Cherish Peace and Goodwill,

To be Plenteous in Mercy,

Is to have the Real Spirit of Christmas.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Not Only for Christmas

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:30 AM PST

Somehow, Not Only for Christmas,
But all the Long Year through,

The Joy that you Give to Others,
Is the Joy that Comes Back to You.

And the More you Spend in Blessing,
The Poor and Lonely and Sad,

The More of Your Heart's Possessing,
Returns to you glad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:19 AM PST

Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"


Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:

"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Best Error Message of Century

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:15 AM PST

Best Error Message of Century!!!


An Error Shown by a Computer:



No Keyboard Connected,

Press F1 To Continue. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Sorry SMS Jokes - Chalo Ab Roothna Choro

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 10:11 AM PST

Chalo Ab Roothna Choro
Chalo Ranjish Bhula Bhi Do.

Mohabbat Tum B Karty ho,
Muhabbat Main B Karta Hun.

To Phir ye Roothna Kesa?
To Phir ye Ranjishein Kesi?

Tumhare Paas Sab kuch hai!
Ye Dolat hai, ye shohrat hai.

Mere Daman main Meri Jaan,
Sirf Teri Mohabbat hai.

Mujhe Bas itna Kehna hai
Tumhare Paas rehna hai.

Chalo Ab Roothna choro,
Chalo Ranjish bhula B Do?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Muskurahat Pe Marta Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 10:02 AM PST

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Kya Rishta Banta Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:56 AM PST

1 Larka
1 Larki

Na Woh Shauhar-B.V

Na Woh Bhai-Behen

Na Woh Maa-Beta

Larki Ka Susar,
Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai.

To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai?

Its Challenge For You.

Answer: Saas-Damaad....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Log Aapse Q Jealous Hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:52 AM PST

Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

R u intelligent?
Oh No

R u Beautiful?
Na na

R ur eyes beautiful?
Oh Nai Oey


Mai Bataon?
Bcoz


I'm Your Friend.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Sms To Kartey Nahi Ho

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:50 AM PST

Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai

Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho

Mere Pass Mobile Hai

Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho

Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Papa Bohat Shareef Hain

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:47 AM PST

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.




Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - 31st December 2009 Brings

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:44 AM PST

31st December 2009 will bring What 4 u?

Select a number than I'll tell You.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.


1.A nice friend
2.Pain
3.Flirt
4.Job
5.Ur dreams cum true
6.Luving partner
7.Love
8.Popularity
9.Internati0nal travelling
10.Bad news
11.Happiner
12.Tears....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Cheeni Milna Purani Baat

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 09:18 AM PST

Cheeni Milna Un Dino ki Baat Hai Faraz!

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Jab Log Sachchy or Sadar Achy Hotay Thay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kisi ka Mazaaq Mat Urrao

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 08:52 AM PST

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.


Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Shiddat Se Uski Yad Ati Hai

Posted: 08 Dec 2009 08:51 AM PST

Kabhi Kabhi Itni Shiddat Se Uski Yaad Aati Hai.




Main Bus Palkain Milata Hon To Aankhen Bheeg Jati Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Monday, December 7, 2009

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Mazahiya Shayari - Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tumse

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 05:33 AM PST

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz ka Pan, Labon ki Shaan

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:55 AM PST

Kaise Karyga Tu meri Chahat ka Andaza.

1 Paan Mix Patti Chona kam or Khatha Ziyada.

This Msg is Brought to you by

FARAZ Paan Wala

(Faraz ka Pan, Labon ki Shaan)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Izzat Ko Daagh Laga Diya

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:54 AM PST

Bilawal to Zardari: DAD! Aapki Harkaton Ne to Khandaan ki Izzat par Daagh Laga Diya.



Zardari: Ha ha ha! Beta Daagh to chala jayega.


Par ye waqt Phir nahi Aayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - America Jana Chahta Hon

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:51 AM PST

1 Aadmi Baba G Se: Baba g Amrica jana Chahta hon magar kam nahi ban raha.


Baba G: Rozana suraj niklny k bad 300 bar "Al-Qaida" parha karo.



America waly khud Aakr Le Jaingy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:27 AM PST

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Funny But True Fact

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:27 AM PST

Funny but True Fact:
A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,

A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!

What do u say?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Acha Sa Kapra Dikha Do

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 02:12 AM PST

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.


SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?


Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,

Yahi pe Dikha Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Muhabbat Rooth Jaye To

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 02:08 AM PST

Muhabbat Rooth Jaye to
Usay Baanhon Main Lay Lena.

Bohat He Paas kar k Tum
Usay Jany Nahi Dena.

Woh Daman Bhi Churaye To
Usay Tum Qasam De Dena.

Dilon k Maamlon Main to
Khataaen ho He Jati Hain.

Magar Tum in Khataaon ko
Bahana Mat Bana Lena.

Muhabbat Rooth Jaye to
Usay Jaldi Mana Lena.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Guess What is This?

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 01:09 AM PST

071209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 12:00 AM PST

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes