Friday, April 30, 2010

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Break Up SMS / Shairy - Tark-e-Ta'aluq Pe Bazid

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 01:23 AM PDT

Aaj to Tark-e-Ta'aluq Pe Bazid Lagta Hai.


Tujh ko Dekhy Ga to Dil Phir Se Machal Jaega!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Choom Leti Hain Latak Kar

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 01:21 AM PDT

Choom Leti Hain Latak Kar Kabhi Chahra Kabhi Lub,

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Tumne Zulfon ko Bohat Sir Pe Charha Rakha Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Painful Things

Posted: 30 Apr 2010 12:19 AM PDT

Painful Things:
-Flashing ur smile to someone u don't want to see!
-Knowing that u have been used by someone U truly Love!
-Trying to hide ur tears, When They Voluntarily fall from Ur Eyes!
-Learning to trust, after You've been Betrayed!
-Convincing yourself that u are not in Love, When u know that u are.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:16 PM PDT

Mujhey Har Kaam Se Pehly
Sehar Se Shaam Se Pehly

Yehi Ek Kaam Karna Hai
Tumhara Naam laina Hai

Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai
K Jab Bhi Dard Peena Hai

k Jab bhe Zakham Seena Hai
Gham e Dunya Se Ghabra Kar

Mujhey Jab jaam Lena Hai
Tumhara Naam Lena Hai

Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai
Tumhari Yaad Hai Dil Main

K Ek Syaad Hai Dil Main
Koi Barbaad Hai Dil Main

Usay Aabaad Karna Hai
Tumhi ko Yaad Karna Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 11:08 PM PDT

Us k Dil Main Thori Si Jagah Maangi Thi

Us Ne Tanhaiyon Ka Shehar Mere Naam Kar Diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Kuttay Ho

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 10:06 PM PDT

Boy: Too Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahegi.

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Longa.




Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha Tum Kuttay Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Punjab Convention ki Kamyaabi

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 09:03 PM PDT

Punjab Convention ki Kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k Naye Naam:

Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem Akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani. :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Namaz Ki Fazeelat

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 08:47 PM PDT

Zindgi K Tufanu
Ka Saahil Hai "NAMAZ"

Dil K Armano Ki
Manzil Hai "NAMAZ"

Qabr Ban Jaye gi Hum Sab ki Jannat,

Agar
Moat Aany Tk parhty Rahe "NAMAZ"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Differences in Thinking

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 07:46 PM PDT

Wives Of King Edward and
King Shah Jahan
Both Died Of
"Polycystic Syndrome"

Both Kings Loved Their Wives Dearly
But Both Had Different Ways Of Expressing It.

Shah Jahan Spent Billions To Erect Taj Mahal
In Memory Of His Beloved Wife.

King Edward Built The 'University For Research'
Proclaiming That None Else Should Die Of The Disease
Which Had Snatched His Beloved Wife.

Such Differences in Thinking
Determine The Rise and Fall Of The Nations!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Meera can Speak English

Posted: 29 Apr 2010 06:42 PM PDT

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek Aur Movie.

Guess What?

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My name is MEERA and I can speak ENGLISH. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Thursday, April 29, 2010

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Urdu Funny SMS - Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:59 PM PDT

1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein Gira
Aur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.








Utth Kanjriye...
Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - NWFP - Khyber Pakhtunkhua

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:57 PM PDT

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P

(No Women for Pathan)

has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K

(Khan Pay Khan)

An Admirable Decision.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Koi Ek Din Select Karen

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:56 PM PDT

Koi Ek Din Select Karen.

Friday.
Saturday.
Sunday.
Monday.
Tuesday.
Wednesday.
Thursday.




Or Us Din Meri Dawat Kar Dena.

THANK YOU. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Love Test For You

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:52 PM PDT

Select any 1 Number then
I'll tell u k jo aap se "PYAR" karyga woh Kitna "PYAR" kar sakta hai.

11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88, 99,
( Love Test Hai:-)

11> Us ko tu piyar ka matlab hi nahin pata.;-)

22> Wo ap k mukably mai thora kam piyar karta hai,

33> Uski zindagi mai aap sy barh k kuch b nahi, such?

44> Uski Mohabat sab sy alag hai.

55> Wo apko hasil karny k lye kuch b kar sakta hai,wao amezing

66> Wo apsy time pas kar rha hai,

77> Wo ap ko boht chahta hai,

88> Wo piyar to karta hai magar darta bhot hai,

99> Uski chahat k jaysi kisi ki chahat nahi.;....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Asif Zardari Ne Cock Pi

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:50 PM PDT

Asif Zardari ne Islmabad Main
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi

Aur Nawaz Sharif ne kaha:
Judge kub Bahal Hongay?

To Zardari ne Kaha:

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Brrrrrrrrr. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Pak Subko RIZQ Dega

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:48 PM PDT

Allah Pak Subko RIZQ dega,
Ye Uska Waada hai.

Lekin,

Wo Subko BAKHSH dega,
Usne Ye WAADA nahi kiya!

Phir Q log Rizq k liye Fiqarmand hain
Aur Maghfirat se BeFikar?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Richest Country but No Leadership

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:47 PM PDT

Richest Country but No Leadership.

If all the oil reserves of saudi arab n Iran are put together these are approximately 375 billion barrels,

But a single Thar coal reserve of sindh is about 850 trillion cubic feet, which is more than oil reserves of both Saudi n Iran.

It just requires an initial invstmnt of 420 billion rupees, where as pakistan recieves annualy 122T bilion frm taxes only.

Just 2% usage of thar coal can produce 20,000 mega watts of elctrcity for next 40 years without a single second of loadshedng.

Uptill our leaders wake up, n think about this useful project. Keep forwarding.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Pathano Ne Sona Chor Diya

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:44 PM PDT

Pathano Ne ye Sun Kar Sona He Chhor Diya Faraz.

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Jo Sota Hai, Woh Khota Hai!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Tumhari Yaad Mai Bas Gai

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:43 PM PDT

Tumhari Yaad Mery Dil Mein,
Kuch Is Tarhan Sy Bas Gai,


Jaisy Choty Sy Rikshy Mein,
Abida Parveen Phans Gai. Ha Ha Ha Ha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Mathematician's Love Letter

Posted: 28 Apr 2010 09:40 PM PDT

An Mathematician's Love Letter:

When I saw u with the angle of 180 degree

My eyes intersect with u &

My triangle heart beats fast u integrate my heart &
Divided into ratio,
I wish u+me=a happening couple,
Plz accept my proposal & multiply my joy.

if u reject i'll devided into factor,
Plz dont subtract my happiness.

I'll difrentiate all ur problems &
Always maintain circle of love around u. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Mazahiya Shayari - Itney Kamzor ho Gaye Teri

Posted: 26 Apr 2010 05:54 PM PDT

Itney Kamzor ho Gaye Teri judai se....


Wah wah wah!


Arz kia hai.
Itnay kamzor ho gay teri judai se...


K aik din machar hi utha k le gaya chaarpai se. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Saturday, April 24, 2010

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Miscellaneous SMS - Its Saturday Once Again

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 06:33 AM PDT

Its Saturday Once Again...

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend.......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Few Relations In Earth Never Die

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:41 AM PDT

Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Want To Know What Is It?

Read Again
|F|Few
|R|Relations
|I|In
|E|Earth
|N|Never
|D|Die. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Hum Ne Ulfat Ka Bharam

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:38 AM PDT

Hum Ne Ulfat Ka Bharam Sub Se Juda Rakha Hai..

Goya Seenay Mein Tujhe Dil Ki Jaga Rakha Hai..

Dil Ye Chahe K Tu Kabhi Badnaam Na Ho..

Dekh Zikr Tera Hai Magar Naam Chupa Rakha Hai..

Mere Jis Haath Se Kiya Tha Tu Ne Musafha..

Dhoya Hi Nahin Honton Se Laga Rakha Hai..

Ab Main Samjha Tere Rukhsar Pe Til Ka Matlab..

Doulat-E-Husn Pe Darban Beitha Rakha Hai..

Juda Ho Gaye Hain To Phr Kya Hua "SAQI"

Teri Tasweer Ko Seenay Me Saja Rakha Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Takht ko Bakht Se Tabeer

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:38 AM PDT

Takht ko Bakht Se Tabeer kia jata Hai,

Aor phir khalq ko zanjeer kia jata Hai.

Hm se nazren wo churata Hai k ye janta Hai,

Dil ko nazron hi sy tas'kheer kia jata Hai.

Gham ki meraaj yahi Hai k mira qissa-e-gham,

Loh-e-aflaak pe tehreer kia jata Hai,

Nok-e-khanjer se maseehai ka daawa kr k,

Zakhm ko aor b ghambeer kia jata Hai.

Hm to sapnon k jazeeron k hen baasi Afsar,

Ghar yahan rait py taameer kia jata Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Wafaon K Bagheechy Se

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 01:37 AM PDT

Kabhi Jo Ho Guzar Tera Wafaon K Bagheechy Se,

Faqt Wo Phool Chun Lena Jinhen,

Hasrat Tumhari Hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ishq Karne Ki Ijazat Dedo

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 12:36 AM PDT

Ejazat:

Khud ko is DIL main basane ki EJAZAT dedo

Mujhko TUM APNA banane ki EJAZAT dedo

Tum meri ZINDAGI ka 1 haseen LAMHA ho

On se Khud ko sajane ki EJAZAT dedo

Main kitna CHAHTA hon Kiss tarha bataon tumhe

Mujhe ye AAJ batane ki EJAZAT dedo

Tumhari CHAND si aankhon main CHAND sa chehra ho

Mujhe ye SHAM sajane ki EJAZAT dedo

Mujhe QAID karlo

APNE ISHQ main ya mujhe ISHQ karne ki Ejazat Dedo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai

Posted: 24 Apr 2010 12:20 AM PDT

1 Choti si Larki Shopkeeper k Paas Gai or Boli:

Jab Mai Barri ho Jaon gi to Mujse Shadi Karo Gi,

Shopkeepr: Hans k bola Han Kar longa.

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali Wife ko 1 Choclate b Nahi de Saktay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 11:34 PM PDT

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho...

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha,

Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Indian Tennis Star Ne

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 10:05 PM PDT

Indian Tennis Star Ne

Kapre Paris k Pasand Kiye

Sandal UK Se

Watch UAE Ki

Cap French

Or

Larka Pakistani Pasand Kiya.

Geo Pakistan.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Hum Bhool He Nahi Patay

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 09:03 PM PDT

Nahi Hai Hamara Haal
Kuch Tumhare Haal Se Alag Faraz

Bas Faraq Hai Itna

K

Tum Yaad Karty Ho

Aur

Hum Bhool He Nahi Patay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Friday, April 23, 2010

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Good Night SMS - To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 01:02 PM PDT

Agar Tum Gungunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye,
Gazal koi Sunao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Suno Yeh Roshni Aankhun Mai Chubhne si Lagi hai ab,
Charagon ko Bujhao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Kabhi Fursat mily To tum hamary Sath kch lamhy,
Mohabt k Bitao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Sulagti rat Mai awaz ka apni Zara sa tum,
Agr jadu jagao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Tum apne narm hathun se hamary sar ko sehla'o,
Mohabt se sulao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Hamare raston se khaar chunn kr narm pholun ka,
Agr Bistar Bichao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Zara sa housla kr k nibhao apne wadon ko,
Sitary torr lao To Humain B Neend Aajaye

Ajb sa Bojh hai dil per, Agar yeh Bojh dil per se,
Kisi din tum Hatao To Humain B Neend Aajaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Likh Kar Mehfooz Kar Lo

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:56 PM PDT

Mujhay Likh Kar Kaheen Mehfooz Kar Lo Dost!


Tumhari Yaadasht Se Nikalta Ja Raha Hon Main.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:51 PM PDT

Us ne Mere Samnay Baith Kar Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjay Main Kaha,

"Agar Tum Mujhe Isi Tarah Ignore Karty Rahy
To Dekhna Main Ek Din Tumhain Chhor Kar Chali Jaon Gi."

Maine Muskura Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekha Aur Dheery Se Kaha:

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"Bhaar Main Jao" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - NAAK Ka Chooha by Wasi Shah

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:47 PM PDT

"NAAK Ka Chooha" by Wasi Shah

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Tragic Death of President

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 12:32 PM PDT

The People of Poland are Observing
A 7-Day Mourning for the Tragic Death of their President.




May ALLAH Bless Us With the Same Opportunity.
Aameen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Happy Biryani Day!

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 11:30 AM PDT

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay Se Khushbu ki DOHNI do.

Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.

jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.

Ta'k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.

Happy Biryani Day!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 10:18 AM PDT

Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?



Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dirty SMS / Jokes - POTTI K 4 Rang Hotay Hain

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 09:14 AM PDT

Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- Kala (Black)
4- Kathye (Brown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhnay ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k Beech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

Kabhi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images Banti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, Bhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected By
(Wiliam Poti).......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 08:08 AM PDT

Jab Meri Koi Call Na Aaye,


Jab Koi sms Na Aaye,


Jab Koi Missed Call Bhi Na Aaye,


To,


Samajh Lena K


"APP K DOST"

Ko 100 Walay Card Ki Sakht Zaroorat Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Meera Says About Sania

Posted: 23 Apr 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Meera Says About Sania and Shoaib:





"Main Bohat Khush Hun That Both Are






"Sports MAN" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

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Good Morning SMS - SUBAH K Phool Khil Gaye

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 12:22 PM PDT

SUBAH K Phool Khil Gaye

PANCHI Apny Safer Par UR Gaye

SURAJ K Aaty Hi TAARY B Chup Gaye

Kya Aap B Apni
MEETHI NEEND Se Uth Gaye?

To
Assalam-o-Alaikum
Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Mohabbat K Safar Mai

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 11:20 AM PDT

Mohabbat K Safar Mai Dil Jala Kar Chain Milta Hy,

Tmhare Dard Ki Mehfil Saja Kar Chain Milta Hai,

Wo Bhoola Hy Agar Ehad-E-Wafa to Bhool Jane do,

Humein Aisi Mohabbat Ko Nibha Kar Chain Milta hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 10:19 AM PDT

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.

Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k Galay lag k Roi,
Phir Baap k,
Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:


"Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kitne Deewane Nikle

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 09:17 AM PDT

Hum Bhi Kitne Deewane Nikle,
Diye se andhera mitane Nikle,

Ghum-e-Dil pe humare jo hansa karte hain,
Hum unko hi Haal-e-Dil sunane Nikle,

Kaghazi Phoolon pr aati Nahi baharain,
Ye jaan k b gulshan sajane Nikle,

Dunya mein bikti hain jhooti kahaniyan,
Sache afsane sab hum jalane Nikle,

Log Bethe hain bhar k muthi mein Namak,
Jane Kia soch k Hum zakham dikhane Nikle.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Apni Bracelet De Do

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 08:15 AM PDT

Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe Apni Bracelet De do main Isko
Dekh k Tumhay Yaad Karu Gi.


Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje Yaad Kar Lena k
Maine Maangi Thi Usne Nahi Di. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 07:13 AM PDT

Jab Guzri Baatein Yaad Aayein
Aur Beete Lamhe Tarpayein

Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana
Tum Paas Humare Aa Jaana

Jab Koi Din Main Shaam Kare
Ya Lab Ki Hansi Badnaam Kare

Jab Wehshat Dil Ke Naam Kare
Ya Aankh Ki Neend Haram Kare

Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana
Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana

Dil Preet Humari Dohraaye
Ya Reet Purani Yaad Aaye

Jab Milne Ko Dil Ghabraaye
Mat Tanha Tanha Ghabrana

Tum Paas Humare Aa Jana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Usey Pyar Karna Parta Hai

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 06:12 AM PDT

Kuch Is Tarah Se Usey Pyar Karna Parta Hai,
K Apny Pyar Se Inkar Karna Parta Hai.

Kabhi Kabhi To Wo Itna Qareeb Hota Hai,
K Apny Aapko Deewaar Karna Parta Hai.

KHUDA Ne Usko Ataa Ki Hai Wo Maseehaai,
K Khud Ko Jaan K Bimaar Karna Parta Hai.

Wafa Ki Raah Me Dushwarian To Aati Hain,
Wafa Ki Raah Ko Hamwaar Karna Parta Hai.

Wo Haath Rakh K Mery Dil Pe! Jab Poochta Hai,
To Mujhko Dard Se Inkar Karna Parta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - A Man's Sad Story

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 05:09 AM PDT

A Man's Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,


& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Spelling Correction

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 04:07 AM PDT

Note:-Attempt all Questions. All questions carry equal marks.

Maximum Marks 100.
Pass 60 Marks.
GeneraL Knowledge Test!

1- ANLKAAR
(A City)

2- MENEY
(A Country)

3- NOPE
(A Profession)

4-ERLARIT
(A VehicLe)

5- EOADFHRE
(A Body Part)

6- FLDADFIO
( A Flower )

7- TARNPHE
(An Animal )

8. VAGUA
( A Furit )

9. ABCABEG
( A Vegetable )

10. GIONID
(A Colour Name)

Spelling Correction & Solve This Test.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Answer These Quetions

Posted: 21 Apr 2010 02:05 AM PDT

Think And Answer These Quetions:

1.Wo Konsa Samandar Hai Jis Me Pani Nahi?
Ans:

2. Wo Konsa Shehar Hai Jis Me Imaarat Nahi?
Ans:

3. Wo Konsi Chez Hai Jo ALLAH Ne Nahi Dekhi Insan Ne Dekhi Hai?
Ans:

4. Wo Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Pait Me Dant Hain?
Ans:

5. Wo Konsa Darakht Hai Jis Me Lakri Nahi Hai?
Ans:

6. Phansi Fajar K Bad Or Sooraj Nikalne Se Pehly Kyun Di Jati Hai?
Ans:

7,Agr Larki Ki Lash Mily To Kese Pata Chaly Ga K Wo Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim?
Ans:

Reply Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes