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New Year SMS - Receive my simple gift of LOVE
New Year SMS - Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you
New Year SMS - ONE GLASS WATER
New Year SMS - Remember the laughter
New Year SMS - New Year begins
New Year SMS - In The Universal Bank of God
New Year SMS - My Wishes in 2012
New Year SMS - For last year's words belong to last year
New Year SMS - May each day of the coming year
New Year SMS - Before the golden sun sets
New Year SMS - First chapter is New Year's Day
New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012
New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012
Islamic SMS - Ehtaram E Juma
New Year SMS - Last Day of Year 2011
New Year SMS - Best of luck for 2012
New Year SMS - There have been many time in 2011
English Funny SMS - When your listening to a sad song and c
Adult SMS Jokes - Wapda walon ki ma ki.... . . . . .

New Year SMS - Receive my simple gift of LOVE

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:59 PM PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR........Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - ONE GLASS WATER

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:58 PM PST

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Remember the laughter

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:57 PM PST

Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year begins

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:56 PM PST

New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - In The Universal Bank of God

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:55 PM PST

In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - My Wishes in 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:54 PM PST

My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - For last year's words belong to last year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May each day of the coming year

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:53 PM PST

May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Before the golden sun sets

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:52 PM PST

Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - First chapter is New Year's Day

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:51 PM PST

I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:49 PM PST

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2012.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ehtaram E Juma

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:48 PM PST

Musalmano

JUMA ka Ehtaram karo
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Taki
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Tumhara Ehtaram kiya jaye.

JUMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Last Day of Year 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:47 PM PST

As you know that
2days d last day
Of d year 2011
I wanna thank d
Special ppl, who
Touched my life
With their
Concern & made
My life more
Meaningful,
U r 1 of them,
Thanq 4 your
Contribution 2 my life
May almighty
ALLAH
Continue 2 give you
Abundant
Blessing &
Happiness in d
Coming years
Too

Aamin....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Best of luck for 2012

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

This is last evening of 2011
Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - There have been many time in 2011

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 06:46 PM PST

There have been many time in 2011
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you

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I plan to continue it in 2012.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - When your listening to a sad song and c

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:26 AM PST

When your listening to a sad song and
can not decide
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Konsi wali k bare me sochoon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Wapda walon ki ma ki.... . . . . .

Posted: 28 Dec 2011 05:24 AM PST

Wapda walon ki ma ki....
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Azmat ko salam.

(") Asslam o
<(()> Alaikum
-/ \ Anti G
Eday haramday bachay
bachay nay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

English Love SMS - Happy New Year
Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai
Urdu Love SMS - Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty
Mother's Day SMS - Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Reply Me SMS - Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya
Urdu Love SMS - Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho
Student SMS Jokes - Miss kia ap murghi hain?
Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal
Dua / Prayers SMS - Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi
Urdu Text Insults - Lux & Rexona are lovers
Current Affairs SMS - Bay Basi ki Chadar orh kay
Urdu Love SMS - Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi
Urdu Love SMS - Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Current Affairs SMS - Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he

English Love SMS - Happy New Year

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 11:15 PM PST

DOSTO naya sall end ho raha hai
Naya sall aye ga
Es old year ko sb bhool jaein gay
Pr es sall mein mein ny ap k sath
kuch bhi
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i mean
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mera matlab hai
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kuch bhi
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enjoy nahi keya
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kuto,kamino.
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hahaaa Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Dil mera har lamha jise paane ki dua karta hai,

Misl-e- Khushbu meri saanson main basa karta hai,

Us ke lehjay se gulaabon ki mehek aati hai,

Baat karta hai to waqt ruka karta hai,

sochta hoon ke ik baar bewafaai karon uss se...

Main bhi to dekhoon ke woh kesi wafa karta ha. . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Jal jaty hain khamoshi se,tarpa nhi krty

hum ehl-e-wafa aisa tamasha nhi krty

chaha hai tujh ko,to koi baat thi warna

hum log to apni b tamnna nhi krty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:58 PM PST

Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Or maa 'se kaha

ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.

Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'

"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:56 PM PST

Agar phol kushbu lanay ka liya tora jata ha

to

dil kes liya tora jata ha

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Urdu Love SMS - Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:55 PM PST

Chand ne kaha Q usko Yaad krte ho,
Jo tujhe jawab nhi deta?

Maine chand ko muskura kr kaha.

Agr kabi tu nhi chamkta to kya tera aasman tujhe chor deta hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:53 PM PST

Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal

Koi Poche Agr Aye Dil !

K Kis Ka Naam Chahat Hai

K Kia Cheez Muhabat Hai

To Us Dam Us Se Ye Kehna...

Ksi Ko Sochty Rehna

Ksi Ko Khojtay Rehna

Wo Jis Ko Pa Nhi Sakty

Magr Kho Bhi Nhi Sakty

Ksi K Hona Bhi Chahain

Ksi K Ho Nhi Sakty

Koi Aesa Agr Hai To Ye Smjho K

Wohi Hai WO...

K Jis Se Piyar Krty Ho

K Jis Pe Jeetay Martay Ho

K Is Ka Naam Chahat Hai

HAAN !

Yehi Jazba Muhabat Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

Muskurahaton se bhari ho zindagi.

chahaton se bhara ho har pal.

daman bhi chota lagne lage.

itni khushyan day aapko har aane wala kal. "AAMEEN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Lux & Rexona are lovers

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Bay Basi ki Chadar orh kay

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:52 PM PST

So ja tu bay basi ki chadar orh kay, AAFIA

Ab na aye ga koe
MUHAMMAD
BIN QASIM
bchanay tujh ko........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:51 PM PST

Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Yeh Tum Se Kehty Hain .
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Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Le Lo Magar Udas Mat raha karo......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh

Posted: 27 Dec 2011 10:50 PM PST

"Meri Ankhon Mein Daikh
Aa K Husraton K Nakoosh "wasi"

"Khawab0n Main Bhi Terey Milney K¡ Faryad Kartey Ha¡n,."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he

Posted: 24 Dec 2011 03:57 PM PST

/)/) Pallatttt
=(';')= O Babu...
,,,(")("),,,,

Pallat Babu tera dheyaan kidher he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Jalta reha Karachi kiski lagai aag me?
Ai jub foj kesay choohay lagay thay bhagne
Kese bachen ge unse kya tujhko fikar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Qurbani ki khal chheenay, fitra zakat khaye
Bhata chanda le k laashen kon giraaye?
Aulad k future pe kiya teri nazar he?
Manzil udher he apna Imran jidher he

Future Badalna Hay?

To Ajao Imran Khan k Jalsay me... Hum To Chalay

/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
, (,)=(,)o,,

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2011-12-23T13:13:00.001-08:00

Latest Collection of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Cool Jokes - SMS SMS SMS
Sardar Ji SMS - 1 sardar bus main bethaus k sa
Decent SMS Jokes - ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,
Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi
Cool Jokes - Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost
Sad Poetry SMS - KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!.Wo Teri
Sad Poetry SMS - Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,Uski
Sad Poetry SMS - Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,Palbhar
Sad Poetry SMS - Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch N
Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sud
Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir
Pathan Jokes - Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak
Islamic SMS - 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA
Urdu Poetry SMS - Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawao
Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte H
Boys vs Girls SMS - Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la
Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja
Broken Heart SMS - pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
Punjabi Funny SMS - Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . .
Islamic SMS - Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jum
Punjabi Funny SMS - Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m
Broken Heart SMS - hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Broken Heart SMS - jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil
Broken Heart SMS - a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, d
Broken Heart SMS - vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hu
Broken Heart SMS - rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door
Broken Heart SMS - tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,
Broken Heart SMS - bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuc
Boys vs Girls SMS - "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi
Sad Poetry SMS - Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi
Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi
Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi
Broken Heart SMS - humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey
Broken Heart SMS - hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif
Broken Heart SMS - i love walking in rain because no one kn
Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton
Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it
Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it
Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it
Islamic SMS - Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein C
Islamic SMS - Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob
Islamic SMS - Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSA
Islamic SMS - Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker D
Islamic SMS - Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty
Islamic SMS - Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?
Islamic SMS - Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n m
Islamic SMS - Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane
Islamic SMS - *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sa
Islamic SMS - *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch b

Cool Jokes - SMS SMS SMS

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:40 PM PST

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

SMS

Bus ab khush?
Phir na kehan k me sms nahi kerta!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 1 sardar bus main bethaus k sa

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:35 PM PST

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

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Decent SMS Jokes - ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:34 PM PST

...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty ,

To Spoil That Passionately Is Boys Duty ... (^_-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
Dost

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi!
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Sad Poetry SMS - KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!.Wo Teri

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST

KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!
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Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo
Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary
Jawab Sary
Wo khushain Sari
Azab Sary
Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai,
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KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI!
Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi
Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi
Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi
Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi
Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi
Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi
Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi
Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai
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KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY".03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,Uski

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,

Uski Khushi K Liye Dilse Fariyad Kar Lene Do,

Kardi Hai Usne Barbad Zindagi

Jitni Bachi Hai Use Bhi 'BARBAD' Kar Lene Do 03127710082....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,Palbhar

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,
Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa,
Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha,
Kab Tujhe Kaha Ke Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch N

Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST

Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai

Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker

Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar

Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen

Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta

Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai

Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga'nwa Ker Kuch Nahi

Milta

Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi

Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 09:27 PM PST

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
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Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sud

Posted: 16 Dec 2011 07:15 PM PST

one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon.
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Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir

Posted: 15 Dec 2011 01:36 AM PST

1- Qasai boht dair me aya
2- saba amir ki behn h
3- ye pajama naya h?
4- shahana aram kr rhi hogi
5- meri ammi kay lambe baal hn
6- Anam rude larki h

Answer if u'r Genius...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak

Posted: 11 Dec 2011 05:13 PM PST

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Thanks
Imran
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Islamic SMS - 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 05:30 PM PST

10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA Qubool hogi,Q k iss din Hazrat Aadam (A.S) ki Tauba Qubool hui thi Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ki Dua Qubool hui thi Hazrat Eessa (A.S) Asmän per Utha liye gaey they, Hazrat Younis (A.S) Machhli k pait se Nikäley gaey the,
Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa (Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam)ko Nabuwat isi din mili Isliye is din Allah se apne Gunaho ki muafi Mangen or jo Dua Mange mujhe b plz shamil krlen Allah Taala Qubul Farmaega
INSHAALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawao

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:43 PM PST

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey

Gehri Soch Mein Baithe

Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le.
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.

Happy Winter....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte H

Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:42 PM PST

Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han..
"Aye dost"

Ye Or Bat He Tuje Ahsas na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 AM PST

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja

Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:58 AM PST

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,

Posted: 06 Dec 2011 08:29 PM PST

pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi,
dosti ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,
kyunke hamari bhi wafa kuch kam nahi.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . .

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:58 AM PST

Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta

kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jum

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:47 AM PST

Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jumla likha hua tha.

"Allaha" k pass ap ke dua suneny k liye bohat waqt ha kiya ap k pass dua krne k liye waqt ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m

Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:38 AM PST

Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
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.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:08 PM PST

hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
miltay hain bohat se log is tanha zindagi mein,
par har koi tum sa pyara nahi hota.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:06 PM PST

jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai,
to dil khoon ke aansoon rota hai,
bedard zamana kia janney,
is pyar mein kia kia hota hai........
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Broken Heart SMS - a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, d

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:04 PM PST

a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon,
duniya ye poochti hai mein kion udaas hoon.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hu

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:00 PM PST

vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey,
hum zikre mohabat sarre bazar nahi karte,
darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
or wo sochte hain k hum unse pyar nahi karte.........
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:56 PM PST

rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata,
door mat jana humein bhulana nai ata,
tum bhool jao tmhari marzi hum kya karien,
humein to bhulana bhi nai ata.......
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:53 PM PST

tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho,
mere muhabat ka jab tum ko aytabar ho,
dharkane rukte hain,jab tmharesham-o-seher dil bhi mujh se milne ko be karar ho........
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Broken Heart SMS - bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuc

Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:50 PM PST

bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai,
arey kuch bhi ho yaar to yaar hota hai,
hum bewafa the is liye nazron se gir gaye,
or shayad tmhe talash kisi bewafa ki thi.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:42 PM PST

"2 lovers in K.F.C"
Larka:
kia khao gi sweet heart?
larki:
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"naan tikki" mangva lo.
moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan..............Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi

Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:01 PM PST

Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roi

OR

Bad kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roee!! 03133388085....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:47 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:46 PM PST

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey

Posted: 01 Dec 2011 12:00 AM PST

humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey,
kat gai umar par pyar kar na sakey,
usne mangi to humse judai mangi,
or hum the k inkar kar na sakey.
(BROKEN HEART)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:22 PM PST

hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif mir aj wo kisi aur k liye muslman ban gaya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - i love walking in rain because no one kn

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:20 PM PST

i love walking in rain because no one knows that i am crying...............Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:14 PM PST

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:09 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:08 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:07 PM PST

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein C

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:05 PM PST

Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se
JANNAT Mein Chala Jao'n Ga

HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo'n k
Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon

~ Allama Iqbal ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:04 PM PST

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani
Mein Doob Ker ...

Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere
Paas Se HUSSAIN .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSA

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:49 PM PST

Afzal hy kul
jahan se
ghrana
HUSSAIN ka

Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka

1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki

Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker D

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:40 PM PST

Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia

Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia

Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam

Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:35 PM PST

Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy
Socha Nahi Kerty

Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty

Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne

Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:32 PM PST

Yazeed Se Pucho k
Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ?

Wo Khoon Se Aaluda
Tera Taj Kahan Hy ?

Zinda Hy Hussain
Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga !

Yazeed La'anat k Siwa
Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n m

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Marefat Unkao milti hy,
Jinki Akido'n me YAKEEN hota hy

Dikhawe se kuch nahi hota
Pairwi-e-Ahlebayt se Parwaz-e-Jannat hota hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST

Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane
Imaan phir se Jaga'o toh koi baat bane

Lahoo jo Beh gaya Sahie-e-KARBALA ka
Unke MAQSAD ko samjho toh koi baat bane....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sa

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko,

Sab jama'at ne hath ba'ndhen hain,

Jisne ZAINAB A.s k haath ba'ndhen thay,

Us k Qudrat ne hath ba'ndhen hain. .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch b

Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST

*. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe,

"Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?"

hum ne kaha "Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain,

Tum khud hi chale aate ho. . .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Current Affairs SMS - Dr.Imran Farooq Ka Qatil
Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Urdu Poetry SMS - JAO AANDHIYON SE KEH DO....
Islamic SMS - If Anyone Forgets A Prayer
Urdu Poetry SMS - Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye
Urdu Text Insults - Kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain
Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
English Funny SMS - Most Filthy Proverb Ever
Decent SMS Jokes - Ye Acha hai k ham achay
Decent SMS Jokes - Angel: What do you want?Boy: a beaut
Decent SMS Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aapJo Ham aap ko it
Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton
Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari
Boys vs Girls SMS - Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost
Cool Jokes - ME Without YOU?
Urdu Poetry SMS - Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Ma
Decent SMS Jokes - 18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?..
Islamic SMS - 1 aisi cheez jo raat se kali,din si safe
Adult SMS Jokes - A special LUNCH 4 u, At da hotel of my
Motivational Quotes - Always Remember ! if one of happiness i
Pathan Jokes - AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA T
Urdu Poetry SMS - Jis Pair Ki Chaoun B Lage Dhoop Ki Manin
Urdu Poetry SMS - Hum To Bichray Thay HUM TO BICHRAY TH
Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum >>>raaz<<< ko >>>raaz<<< hi rakhtey
Urdu Poetry SMS - "Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?" Mere liye m
Urdu Poetry SMS - usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar g
Urdu Poetry SMS - Har ek lamha naya ik imtehan hai, bohut
Urdu Poetry SMS - har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin di
Urdu Poetry SMS - Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam Aaj GhamgEen Ha
Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil dard k samandar me doob gaya magar i
Urdu Poetry SMS - Khawab rehte the jo palko pe moti bankar ankhon se
Urdu Poetry SMS - Har Dali Par Phool Khilein Shaayad Mumki
Urdu Poetry SMS - Unki Ankhon Se Aansu Chura Rahe The, Pal
Urdu Poetry SMS - Apni aankho ke samundar mein utar jaane
Urdu Poetry SMS - Kyun Chuna Tha Hame, Agar Dil hi Todna t
Urdu Poetry SMS - phir dil mein ek nayi aag jala di usne
Urdu Poetry SMS - Kyun Rooth gayi Kismat mujhse Kyun Khaf
Urdu Poetry SMS - USNE KAHA TUM MEIN PEHLI SI BAAT NAHI M
Urdu Poetry SMS - raat ki khamoshi mein kuchh gunguna lete
Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot kar chaha tha jise wohi dhoka de ja
Urdu Poetry SMS - aankhon mein basne wale aansu bankar nik
Urdu Poetry SMS - Jazbaton ka samander ruke nahi rukta .sa
Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil ki tadap ko kya jaan saka hai koi,
Urdu Poetry SMS - Or Koi Gam Nahi Ek Teri Judai Ke Siva M
Urdu Poetry SMS - PAL AISA THA KI HUM INKAR NA KAR PAAYE
Urdu Poetry SMS - koba koba phail gai baat shanasai ki....
Urdu Poetry SMS - dost kya khoob wafaon ka sila dete hai
Urdu Poetry SMS - Zindgi ki raho me aise mod bhi aate hai
Urdu Poetry SMS - Abhi to ishq main aisa bhi haal hona hay

Current Affairs SMS - Dr.Imran Farooq Ka Qatil

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:57 AM PDT

British News Paper Ne Aaj Ke Paper Me Ye Inkishaf Kiya Hai,
Ke Dr.Imran Farooq Ko Muttaheda Ki Qaydat Ne Qatal Kerwaya Hai,
Kyu Ke Imran Farooq Ke Paas Aik Eham Raaz Tha,
Aur Woh Fox News Per Aa Kar Ye Batana Chatay They,
Ke Mujhe Pata Hai,

"Ke Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Par 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do."

Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:55 AM PDT

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - JAO AANDHIYON SE KEH DO....

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:55 AM PDT

Darakhton se Jharr jayen Jo Pattey Woh Hum Nahin,

TANHA

Jao Aandhiyon se keh do Apni Oqaat Main Rahen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - If Anyone Forgets A Prayer

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:52 AM PDT

Prophet Said:
If Anyone Forgets A Prayer He Should Pray When He Remembers It.

There Is No Expiation Except To Pray The Same.

Bukhari-1.571
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:51 AM PDT

Chahat To Aaj B Thi Utni Un K Lye,

Pr Qismat K Haathon Majboor Ho Gye,

Dekhi Jo Un Main Apne Lye Be-Rukhi,

Hm Unki Khushi K Lye Un Se Door Ho Gye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:50 AM PDT

Socho...!
Hum Har Roz kitne Fazool SmS karte Hain..?
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Aaj 1 Aur Sahi ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:45 AM PDT

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Most Filthy Proverb Ever

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:44 AM PDT

Most Filthy
Proverb Ever

An APPLE A Day

Becomes POTTY
Next Day . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Ye Acha hai k ham achay

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:38 AM PDT

"Ye Acha hai k ham achay nhi GHALIB"

Kisi ko Dukh to nhi hota ham say naraz honay k baad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Angel: What do you want?Boy: a beaut

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:38 AM PDT

Angel: What do you want?

Boy: a beautiful girl

Angle:
if u r muslim I'll give you katrina
if u r hindu I'll give you karine
if u r christian I'll give you Angelina

what's ur name?

Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernando....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aapJo Ham aap ko it

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:38 AM PDT

Khushnaseeb hain aap

Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain

Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log
"Appointment" lay kar aatay hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:36 AM PDT

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:35 AM PDT

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

Hahahah....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:35 AM PDT

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:34 AM PDT

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - ME Without YOU?

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:31 AM PDT

ME Without YOU?

It's Like A

Facebook Without Friends,

Youtube Without Music

And

Google With Results....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Ma

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:31 AM PDT

Mujhe ye dar hai Woh Nibah K Kisi Marhalay Per aa ke

Ye Keh de K Ab Nahe Mairay Dil Ko Tairi Zarorat.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - 18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?..

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 12:29 AM PDT

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 1 aisi cheez jo raat se kali,din si safe

Posted: 21 Sep 2011 10:12 PM PDT

1 aisi cheez jo raat se kali,din si safed he,jisse khay to haram ,piye to halal,jo aadmi din me 5 baar use krta he aur ladies ko life me ek baar to use krna chaiye ,ye 5 word ka alphabet he aur ye shuru meem se hota he,quran me 5 baar iska zikr huwa he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - A special LUNCH 4 u, At da hotel of my

Posted: 17 Sep 2011 04:12 PM PDT

A special LUNCH 4 u,
At da hotel of my Heart,
With a boul of love,
With spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by

A KISS.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Always Remember ! if one of happiness i

Posted: 12 Sep 2011 04:55 PM PDT

Always Remember !
if one of happiness iz closed the second one will be opened by ALLAH.

But
we cant see that door coz we are busy in crying infront ClOSeD dOoR !!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA T

Posted: 09 Sep 2011 04:27 PM PDT

AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jis Pair Ki Chaoun B Lage Dhoop Ki Manin

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 04:54 AM PDT

Jis Pair Ki Chaoun B Lage Dhoop Ki Manind
Us Pair Per Panchi B Basera Nahi Kartay
Aankhon Se Na Parh Le Koi Dil Ki Udasi
Es Dar Se To Wo Zikar B Mera Nahi Kartay

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Hum To Bichray Thay HUM TO BICHRAY TH

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 04:51 AM PDT

Hum To Bichray Thay

HUM TO BICHRAY THAY TUMHEIN APNI YAD DILANE KAI LIYE

MAGAR TUM NE TO HAMARE BINA JENA HI SEKH LIYA

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum >>>raaz<<< ko >>>raaz<<< hi rakhtey

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 04:50 AM PDT

Hum >>>raaz<<< ko >>>raaz<<< hi rakhtey to acha tha "Faraz"

yuun >>>chahat<<< ka bata kar usey>>> maghroor<<< kar diya

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - "Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?" Mere liye m

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:22 PM PDT

"Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?"

Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,

Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,

Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,

Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,

Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,

Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar g

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:22 PM PDT

usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia,
kahan lout ker koi ayai ga, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia,

Nayai subah hay, nayai shaab hay, naya shahar hay, naya naam hai,
Woh chala gaya usay bhool jaa, jo guzar gia woh guzar gia,

Koi ayai ga koi jayai ga, koi jayai ga koi ayai ga,
Suno raston ki sada, jo guzar gaya wo guzar gia,

Teray paas tera habai hay, jo nahin mila woh naseeb hay,
Koi phool kehta hai muskura, jo guzar gaia woh guzar gia,

Mujhey pat jharon ki kahanian na suna suna kay udaas ker,
Nayai mausamon ka pata bata, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia,

Yahan aetbar-o-yaqeen hai, yeh haqiqaton ki zameen hay,
Zara dair ka koi khuwab tha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Har ek lamha naya ik imtehan hai, bohut

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:19 PM PDT

Har ek lamha naya ik imtehan hai,
bohut na-meharban yeh aasman hai,

Dilon per barf girti ja rahi hai,
Badan ka tajziya bhi raiga hai,

main us say baat karna chahti hon,
batao to sahi woh ab kahan hai,

Anaa ki rait shamil ho gayai hai,
Hawa say guftugu ab raigan hai,

Mujhey is ka yaqeen hargiz nahi tha,
Meri janib say itna badguman hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin di

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:11 PM PDT

har yaad ko youn zakham banatay nahin dil ka,
har teer ko paivest rug-e-jaan nahin kertay,

Yeh masla ab ahal-e-mohabbat ka hai apna,
Mertay hain to kuch aap pay ahsaan nahin kertay,

Khat layain na layain tera hum naama bron ko,
Bus daikhtay rehtay hain paraishan nahin kartay,

Aisay bhi tou rakhtay nahin khanjar pay gulo ko,
Itna bhi to qatil ko pashaiman nahin kartay,

Kub shamain jalata hai shab-e-mah main koi,
Tu ayai tou ham ghar main charaghan nahin kartay,

Logon ko guman tuk nahin hota hay junoon ka,
Hum dil ki tarah chaak-e-garaiban nahin kertay,

Hum tuj kay chalay aatay hain yaaro dar-e-janan,
Ghalib ki tarah minnat-e-darban nahin kertay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam Aaj GhamgEen Ha

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:10 PM PDT

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Aaj GhamgEen Hain Hum
Aa Bhe Jaa Aa Bhe ja Aaj Meray Sanam
Dil PreShan Hai Raat Veeraan Hai
Dekh Ja Kis Trah Aaj tAnhA Hain Hum

Shaam e Gham Kii Qasam

Khail Kaisa Jo PehlOo Mein tOo Hi Nahien
Maar Dalay Na dArd e jUdaii Kahien
Rut HaSEen Hai To Ko Kya Chandni Hai To Kya
Chandhi Zulam Hai Or jUdaii Sitam

Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

Ab To Aaja K Ab Raat Bhe So Gaii
Zindgi Gham K Sehraon Mein Kho Gaii
DhOondhatii Hai Nazar tOo Khaan Hai Magar
Dekhtay Dekhtay Aaya AankhOn Mein Nam
Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil dard k samandar me doob gaya magar i

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:10 PM PDT

Dil dard k samandar me doob gaya magar in ankhon se roya na gaya
tha itna pyar is dil me bhi ke uske bagair kabr me bhi soya na gaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khawab rehte the jo palko pe moti bankar ankhon se

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:10 PM PDT

Khawab rehte the jo palko pe moti bankar ankhon se jhad gaye.
Daav par hoti hai dil o jaan yahan ulfat k yeh saude mehnge pad gaye.
Dhundle raaste manzil bhi anjaani si.rukte kadam fir aage badte gaye
na jeet huee na hari baazi humne kabhi khudse kabhi kismat se lad gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Har Dali Par Phool Khilein Shaayad Mumki

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:09 PM PDT

Har Dali Par Phool Khilein Shaayad Mumkin Na ho,
Har Manzil par Saath chalein Shaayad mumkin na ho,
Aaj to bhula do sabhi Gile-Shikve,
Kal mile na mile Shaayad mumkin na ho,
Aaj Bhi Unki Nazro Mein Raaz Wahi Tha,
Chehra Wahi Tha Chehre ka Libaas Wahi Tha,
Kaise Usko Bewafa Keh Du Yarro,
Aaj Bhi Uske Dekhne Ka Andaaz Wahi Tha,
Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
zindagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah,
woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Unki Ankhon Se Aansu Chura Rahe The, Pal

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:08 PM PDT

Unki Ankhon Se Aansu Chura Rahe The, Palkon Pe Khwaab Sajaa Rahe The,Usi Diye Ne Jalaa Diya Hath, Jiski Lau Ko Hum Hawaa Se Bacha Rahe The.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Apni aankho ke samundar mein utar jaane

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:08 PM PDT

Apni aankho ke samundar mein utar jaane de
Tera mujrim hoon mujhe doob ke mar jaane de
Aye mere dost main samjunga tujhe bhi apna
Pehle maazi ka koi zakhm to bhar jaane de
Aag duniya ki lagayee hui bujh jayegi
Koi aansoo mere daaman pe bikhar jaane de
Zakhm kitne teri chahat se mile hain mujhko
Sochta hoon ki kahoon tujhse magar jaane de
Apni aankho ke samundar mein utar jaane de
Tera mujrim hoon mujhe doob ke mar jaane de....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kyun Chuna Tha Hame, Agar Dil hi Todna t

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:06 PM PDT

Kyun Chuna Tha Hame, Agar Dil hi Todna tha hamara,
Kyun Vaada Kiya Tha humse, agar Nibhana hi Naa tha Saath Hamara,
Kyun Majhdhar Me Chhod Diya hume Naiya Me bithakar,
Kyun Dhoka Diya hume, Pyar Ke Jhoothe Sapne dikhakar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - phir dil mein ek nayi aag jala di usne

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:06 PM PDT

phir dil mein ek nayi aag jala di usne
dehakte zakhmon ko khoob hawa di usne
mohabbat mein woh bhi hamari pagal hain
har taraf yeh jhooti afwaah udaa di usne
jhoothe khwaabon ki kahani bana di usne
deta raha woh fareb mohabbat ke naam par
peete rahe hum zehar wafaaon ke jaam bhar
khilti rahi muskurahat uske labon par har baar
wafa se chehre pe bewafai saja di usne
mohabbat ki aankh sharm se jhuka di usne
dil se nikli ek aah jo zuban tak aayi nahi
nabz hi khud jab dhadkan ko soon payi nahi
tohmaton ke takiye ko saja diya hothon par
begunaah laash chattanon mein daba di usne
mohabbat ki yeh akhiri rasm bhi nibha di usne.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kyun Rooth gayi Kismat mujhse Kyun Khaf

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:06 PM PDT

Kyun Rooth gayi Kismat mujhse
Kyun Khafa ho gaye saathi humse
Kaash mil jate raah chalte kisi din
Aur dekh lete ek nazar pyar se hume
Phir Gam naa hota marne ka bhi hume
Bhool jate tumhari di hui woh sari taklife....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - USNE KAHA TUM MEIN PEHLI SI BAAT NAHI M

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:05 PM PDT

USNE KAHA TUM MEIN PEHLI SI BAAT NAHI
MAINE KAHA!
ZINDAGI MEIN TERA SATH NAHI
USNE KAHA
AB BHI KISI KI ANKHON MAIN DOOB JATEY HO??
MAINE KAHA
AB KISI ANKH MEIN WOH GEHRAYEE NAHI!
USNE KAHA
KYUN ITNA TOOT KAR CHAHA MUJHE
MAIN NAY KAHA
INSAAN HUN PATHER TO NAHI
USNE KAHA
KYA MAIN BEWAFA HOUN?
MAINE KAHA
MUJHE AB WAFA KI TALASH HI NAHI
USNE KAHA
BHOOL JA MUJH KO
MAINE KAHA
TUM HAQEQAT HO KOI KHAWAB TO NAHI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - raat ki khamoshi mein kuchh gunguna lete

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:05 PM PDT

raat ki khamoshi mein kuchh gunguna lete hai
dard ko lafzon me dhaal kar har nagma bana lete hai
ashq toh aakhon se yunhi nahi behte hai
hawa ke anchal se unko dil mein utar lete hai
tanhaai ki roshni hai itni mash-hoor
ke hum saare diye bhuja lete hai
ban baithe the unke pyaar mein itne deewane
ke ab baat be-baat muskura lete hai
poochhta hai jab koi wajah iss dard ki
toh reit mein tera naam likh likh ke mita lete hai
ki jisne bewafai woh toh ho chuke kisi aur ke
aur bewafai ka ilzaam hum par laga lete hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot kar chaha tha jise wohi dhoka de ja

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:05 PM PDT

Toot kar chaha tha jise wohi dhoka de jayega
Bina kashti ke musafir kaise sahil tak aayega
Sukhe patton ki tarah yun bikhar jayegi zindagi apni
Socha na tha yeh waqt hume is mod par bhi layega
Maine chand ki tamana mein, ginwa diye taare bhi
is oonchi udan mein kahan maloom tha ke kafila hi chhut jayega
apni hi lagai aag mein apna hi wajood jal jayega
kis ko khabar thi yeh waqt bhi hum par ayega
jub registan ki ret hi apna mukadar thi to
kyon socha humne ki hamein woh mil jayega
apne hi banaye jaal mein shikari khud hi qaid ho jayega
koi yon bhi bhala apna mukadar likhwayega
zindagi tapti dhoop ke tale yun hi chali ja rahi hai
kya ab koi pani pilane wala nahi ayega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - aankhon mein basne wale aansu bankar nik

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:04 PM PDT

aankhon mein basne wale aansu bankar nikal gaye
dil mein rehne wale dil jalakar nikal gaye
jis raahon per mera kabhi intzaar karte the
aaj usi raah mein chehra chhupakar nikal gaye
jinse mehakti thi kabhi mere khwabon ki galiyan
wohi mere sapnon ko aag lagakar nikal gaye
jis pyar ki khushboo basi thi mere aagan mein
woh bewafa phoolon ko murjhakar nikal gaye
kis tarah ab guzregi yeh jeevan ki sawari
jab mujhe maut ki galiyan dikha kar nikal gaye
jab bayan ki apne jeevan ki kahani
toh log wah !! wah !! suna kar nikal gaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Jazbaton ka samander ruke nahi rukta .sa

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:04 PM PDT

Jazbaton ka samander ruke nahi rukta .sambhal ne se dil hamara nahi sambhalta ati nahi hume shayri ey galib jazbaaton par zor kisi ka nahin chalta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil ki tadap ko kya jaan saka hai koi,

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:04 PM PDT

Dil ki tadap ko kya jaan saka hai koi,
Meri kasak ko kya pehchaan saka koi,
Tumne to bas kehe diya bhool jaane ko,
Pehle pyar ko kab bhula saka hai koi.
Isi pyar ne to kitnon ko ghayal kiya,
Isi ishq ne mujhe bhi pagal kiya,
Tere ishq mein padkar loot gaye hum to,
Is ishq se kya bach paya hai koi.
Halaat ka mara yeh ishq,kabhi parwaan na chadh paya,
Dil mein baskar tumne is dil ko bahut tadpaya,
Dee do pal ki khushi, har pal ka gum,
Tumne is dil ko dhadakna kyon sikhaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Or Koi Gam Nahi Ek Teri Judai Ke Siva M

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:03 PM PDT

Or Koi Gam Nahi Ek Teri Judai Ke Siva
Mere Hisse Me Kya Aaya Tanhai Ke Siva
Yu To Milan Ki Raate Mili Beshumar
Pyar Me Sab Kuchh Mila Shehnai Ke Siva....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - PAL AISA THA KI HUM INKAR NA KAR PAAYE

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:03 PM PDT

PAL AISA THA KI HUM INKAR NA KAR PAAYE
ZAMANE K DAR SE IKRAAR NA KAR PAAYE
NA THI JINKE BINA ZINDAGI MUNASIB
CHHOD DIYA UNHONE AUR HUM SAWAL NA KAR PAAYE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - koba koba phail gai baat shanasai ki....

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:03 PM PDT

koba koba phail gai baat shanasai ki....
us ne khoshboo ki tarah meri pzeerai ki....
kasie keh don k mujhy chod deya hai us ne....
baat to such hai baat hai ruswai ki.....
tere pehloo me tera dil abaad rahe....
tujh pe guzre na qiyamat shub-e-tunhai ki.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - dost kya khoob wafaon ka sila dete hai

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT

dost kya khoob wafaon ka sila dete hai
har naye mod pe ek dard naya dete hai
tum se to khair ghadi bhar ka talluq raha
log sadiyon ki rafaqat bhula dete hai
kaise mumkin hai dhooan bhi na ho aur dil bhi jale
chot padti hai to patthar bhi sada dete hai
kaun hota hai museebat mein kisi ka aye dost
aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa hi dete hai
jin pe hota hai dil ko bharossa
waqt padne pe wahi log dhoka bhi dete hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Zindgi ki raho me aise mod bhi aate hai

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT

Zindgi ki raho me aise mod bhi aate hai sawan k 7 7 yahan pathjad bhi ate hai aansuao k sagar me moti b milte hai jo unhe dhoond lete wahi zindgi jee lete hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Abhi to ishq main aisa bhi haal hona hay

Posted: 22 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT

Abhi to ishq main aisa bhi haal hona hay
Ke ashq rokna tum se mohaal hona hay
Har ek lab pe hay meri wafa ke afsanay
Tere sitaam ko abhi lazawab hona hay
Tumhain khabar hi nahin tum to loot jaogi
Tumharay hijar main ek lamha saal hona hay
Humari rooh pey jaab bhi azaab utrain hay
Tumhari yaad ko is dil ki dhaal hona hay
Kabhi to royegi woh bhi kisi ki bahoon main
Kabhi to us ki hansi ko zawal hona hay
Milaygi hum ko bhi apne naseeb ki khushiyaan
Bas intizaar hay kab yeh kamal hona hay
Har ek shaks chalay ga humari rahoon per
Mohabatoon main humahin woh misaal hona hay
Zamana jis ke kham-o-peech main ulajh jaye
Humari zaat ko aisa sawal hona hay
Yaqeen hay mujhe woh loot ayegi
Usay bhi apne kiye ka malal hona hay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Pakistani Dog

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:18 PM PDT

1) Go To Google
2) Type "Top Ten Dogs ataaso"
3) Click On First Link.
4) Look At Number 8
5) And You'll Die Laughing. Xd

SHARE IT ♥ And Must Check It :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

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Independence Day - Happy Independance Day To All
Independence Day - Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak
Independence Day - Celebrate Independence Day
Independence Day - Watan ki Aazadi

Independence Day - Happy Independance Day To All

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 10:40 PM PDT

Log Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga

Kay.

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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)

Happy Independance Day To All.

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Independence Day - Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 09:05 PM PDT

Ehed to Hum Bohat Se Karte Hain.

Aaj Ek Aisa Ehed Karen Jo Kabhi Na Tootay.

K Hum Apne Watan Pakistan Ki
Baqaa-o-Salamti K Liye Jo Kuch Ho Saka Karengy.
Aur Agar Kisi Baais Na Kar Sakay To
Kam Az Kam Karne Ki Umeed Zaroor Rakhengy.
Allah Pakistan Ko Sada Salamat Rakhy.

Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Independence Day - Celebrate Independence Day

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 09:05 PM PDT

Today We May Not Celebrate Independence Day,
But We Pray that,
May Allah Protect our Country and People.
May HE Help those who are Victims of Flood, Firing, and Bomb Blasts.
May HE shows us the Right Path and Give the Power to Select the Right Rulers
And Shower His Blessings and Imaan upon Us.
Ameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Independence Day - Watan ki Aazadi

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 08:58 PM PDT

* Watan ki Aazadi *

Utho Sarfarosho Pukara hai Tumko.
Nigar-e-Watan Rang-o-Boo mangti hai,
Karo Aabyari Jigar k Lahoo se.
K Dharti Watan ki Lahoo Mangti Hai

~ Jami Ansari~

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!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
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Is Parcham k Taqaddus ka Khayal Rakhna.

Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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Ramadan Day SMS - Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai
Ramadan Day SMS - Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
Ramadan Day SMS - Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi Zabt de na Jalal De
Urdu Love SMS - DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon
English Funny SMS - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Good Luck SMS - Its only a tiny rosebud
Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi DOOR hai to koi PAASKoi "DOOR hai to koi PAAS
Cool Jokes - insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay k
Ramadan Day SMS - khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka
Hindi Funny SMS - 2015 me paper aise hoge Q 1:Pakistan
Decent SMS Jokes - Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai, Y
Islamic SMS - HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARM
Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do

Ramadan Day SMS - Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:36 PM PDT

Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor diya Hai

Nahi khulti Hai aankh ab to sehri main

.

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Shayed ap ne PEEPA bajana chor diya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Ramzan ka dosra Ashra

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:35 PM PDT

Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
,;* "*;,;*"*;,
*;,Magfart,*
"*;,;*"
)"")\/)"")
( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
Allah hm sb ki Magfart kry.

Amin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:34 PM PDT

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi Zabt de na Jalal De

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:32 PM PDT

"Ya ALLAH"

Koi "Zabt" de na
("jalal") de,,,

'Muje' sirf itna
("kmal") de,,,

'Me' hr ek ki
("sada") bano,,,

K "Zmana" mri
("Misal") de,,,

Teri ("Rehmton") ka
("Nazol") ho,,,

Mri ("Mehnaton") ka
("sila") mle,,,

Mjhe ("Maal-o-zar") ki
("hawas") naho,,,

Muje bs tu
("Rizq-e-Halal") de,,,

Mre "Zehn" me Tri
("Fikr") ho,,,

Mri "sans" me tra
("Zikr") ho,,,

Tera ("khouf")mri
("Nijat") ho,

Sbhi(" khof")
"Dil" se nikalde,
*(Aameen)*
Good morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:29 PM PDT

DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon.
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Wö Kahani Main Sach Ki Zubani Likhön.
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Apne Jazbat Kö Main Samandar Likhön.
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Apni Söchön Ko
Möuj-E-Rawani Likhön.
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Kabhi DiL Ki Khushi Ka Muharak Likhön.
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Kabhi Gham Kö Aankhön Se Behta Pani Likhön.
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Us K Manane Kö Us Ki Möhabat Likhön.
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Apne Rööth Jane Kö Apni Nadani Likhön.
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Apni Jaan Kö Us Ki Amanat Likhön.
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Us K Naam Apni Ye Zindgani Likhön.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:28 PM PDT

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more happy & excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit .
5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
6. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
7. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
8. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

The Final Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see who's happy when you let them out !!!!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Its only a tiny rosebud

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:24 PM PDT

Its only a tiny rosebud,

A flower of God's Design,

But I cannot unfold the petals,

With these hands of mine.

The Secret of unfolding flowers,

is not known to such as I.

The flower God Opens so sweetly.

In my hands would fade n die.

If I cannot unfold a rosebud,

This flower of God's Design.

Then how can I think I have wisdom,

To unfold this life of mine?

So I'll trust in Him for His leading..

Each moment of every day.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi DOOR hai to koi PAASKoi "DOOR hai to koi PAAS

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 06:14 PM PDT

"Koi "DOOR" hai to koi "PAAS"
hai"
"Ye "WAQT" waqt ki "BAAT"
hai"

"Hum "DOOR" hain to "KIA"
howa"

"Hamari Dua Hr Waqt Hr Pal aap k Sath Hy"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay k

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 02:39 PM PDT

insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay kr os waqat tak qam karta rahta ha jub tak k os ke shadi na ho jai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 05:56 PM PDT

khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka warta,

Da yar mi nan rumbay roja da, da nazara nashe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 2015 me paper aise hoge Q 1:Pakistan

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 02:13 AM PDT

2015 me paper aise hoge

Q 1:Pakistan me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he
Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he
Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai, Y

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 03:19 AM PDT

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARM

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:35 PM PDT

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARMAYA K MERI UMMAT PR AIK AISA ZAMANA AYE GA K WO 5 CHEEZON KO PASAND KREN GAY OR 5 CHEEZON KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

1) DUNYA KO PASAND KREN GAY OR AKHRAT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

2) ZINDAGI KO PASAND KREN GAY OR MOT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

3) MEHLAAT KO PASAND KREN GAY OR QABAR KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

4) MAAL KO PASAND KREN GAY OR HISAAB KITAB KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

5) MAKHLOOQ KO PASAND KREN GAY OR KHALIQ KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 06:43 AM PDT

Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do gy "WASI" Na hum itne aam hain,Na tmhare bss ki bat hyyyyy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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Decent SMS Jokes - Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary
Self Praising SMS - My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me
Send Me SMS - Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya
Send Me SMS - ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),,
Hindi Funny SMS - India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?
Hindi Funny SMS - Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But
Hindi Funny SMS - Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai
Boys vs Girls SMS - Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah
Urdu Funny SMS - Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi
Urdu Funny SMS - tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn
Urdu Funny SMS - Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap
Urdu Funny SMS - Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi
Urdu Funny SMS - A man dies and goes to heaven. There he
Urdu Funny SMS - Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka
Urdu Funny SMS - Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E
Urdu Funny SMS - Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Urdu Funny SMS - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye
Urdu Funny SMS - a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo
Urdu Funny SMS - 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time
Urdu Funny SMS - Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu
Urdu Funny SMS - The people of Poland are observing a 7-
Urdu Funny SMS - We dont want American Rental Power we wa
Cool Jokes - *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi
Cool Jokes - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye
Hindi Funny SMS - 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh k
Hindi Funny SMS - Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?
Islamic SMS - AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALL

Decent SMS Jokes - Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 03:44 AM PDT

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

My Negetive Point..

Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain

My Positive Point..

Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

Oh!

Shit...!!

Are Paap Ho Gaya

Aisa Nahi Hona Tha

Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi

OH GOD....!!
Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse

Itne Busy Insaan
Ko MSG Send
Ho GaYa.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),,

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:52 PM PDT

;?;?;
?( "._." )?
>")("<
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain.
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:51 PM PDT

India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
Ache Se Ache Bache
Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
....

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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P

(',)/ KHOL OYE
...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:49 PM PDT

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

"Girls"
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:23 AM PDT

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

Zardari & Gilani....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO Zardari

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:18 AM PDT

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:16 AM PDT

Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Zardari Ka Atta Hay...
.

Genay Do Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - A man dies and goes to heaven. There he

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:13 AM PDT

Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:11 AM PDT

Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

a silent msg for all pakistanis

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - The people of Poland are observing a 7-

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - We dont want American Rental Power we wa

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:07 AM PDT

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:06 AM PDT

*BREAKING NEWS*

Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein
Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish
Mausam Khushgawar ,
...Karachi Mein Waqfe Waqfe
Se Firing Mausam
Sogwar . . . =/ =(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:03 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh k

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:46 AM PDT

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:43 AM PDT

Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?
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Aap bed k dono taraf gir sakte h.

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALL

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:41 AM PDT

AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
ROOH-E-MUZAKKA, QALB MUNAWWAR'
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
AAPNE QURAN HUMKO DIYA HAI,
SAAHIB-E-IMAAN HUMKO KIYA HAI.
ALLAH ALLAH AM-E-MUJASSAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
RAAH ME KAANTE JISNE BICHAYE,
GAALI DI PATTHAR BARSAYE,
UNPAR CHIDKI PYAR KI SHABNAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
DAULAT DUNIYA SE MOO MODA,
RANJH KO UTHAYA HAQUE KO NA CHODA,
JISNE SATAYA USKO DUA DI,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
KHAKE MADINA KHAKE SHIFA HAI,
WAJAH SUKOO HAI ZIKR-E-MUBARAK,
NAM-E-NABI HAR ZAKHM KA MARHAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
.
ROZ-E-QAYAMAT SABKI ZUBAA PAR,
ALLAH ALLAH NAFSA NAFSI,
CHODKE DAAMAN JAAYE KAHAN HUM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"....Read More SMS/Jokes

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Friendship SMS - Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar K
Islamic SMS - “Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, “Sab
Islamic SMS - LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA
Urdu Funny SMS - Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC
Urdu Funny SMS - In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?
Urdu Funny SMS - Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding
Urdu Funny SMS - Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of
Urdu Funny SMS - Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya
Urdu Funny SMS - App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-
Urdu Funny SMS - Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au
Urdu Funny SMS - Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?
Adult SMS Jokes - Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal
English Funny SMS - Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"??
Urdu Funny SMS - TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN
Urdu Funny SMS - 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good

Urdu Friendship SMS - Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar K

Posted: 19 Jul 2011 04:43 AM PDT

Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein
Tera Intezar Krte Krte
Tuje Talash Krte Krte
Sansien Madham C Ho Gai Hein
Teri Wapsi Ki Omeed Krte Krte
Tere Sath Jene Ki Khawahish Krte Krte
Zindagi Dhalti Ja Rhi Hy
Teri Yadon Mai Ratien Berbad Krte Krte
Mere Halat Muje Sangsaar Krte Krte
Ab To Aa Jao Laut Ker Tum Zam
Kahin Chala He Na Jaey Bht Dur Yeh Dewana
Tm Se Bepanah Pyar Krte Krte....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - “Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, “Sab

Posted: 14 Jul 2011 03:39 PM PDT

"Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA,
"Sab jan k bhi hy aj la shaoor KITNA,

"Jis chehry ne hai ek din matti men mil jana,
"Us chehry pe hy tujhe gharoor KITNA,

"Ek sajde k inkar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bna diya,
"Tu khud jan ly tera hy qusoor KITNA,

"Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi,
"Tery wasty rowye they woh HUZOOR KITNA,

"Tune chakhi hy fakat gunahon ki lazzatt,
"Tu kiya jane Zikr-E-Elahi men hy suroor KITNA,

"Teri shehrag sy bhi ziyda jo tery qareeb hy,

"Phir bhi to us khuda se hai door KITNA!.,
"Think about it"

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 07:41 PM PDT

LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA AIK BAKRI DI OR HUKAM DIA:
"ISAY ZIBAAH KRO OR IS KI BAD'TAREEN JO CHEEZ HO MERE PAAS LE AO".

LUQMAAN NE BAKRI ZIBAAH KI OR AAQA K SAAMNE DIL OR ZUBAAN LA KR PAESH KR DIA.
DOOSRI MARTABA PHIR AAQA NE UNHEN 1 BAKRI DI OR KAHA:
"IS MARTABA JO SB SE ACHI CHEEZ HO, WOH LA KR PAESH KRO."

AB KI BAAR BHI LUQMAAN NE WOHI DONO CHEEZEN PAESH KEEN OR KAHA:
"AE MERE AAQA! YE DONO CHEEZEN AGAR BAD HON TOU UN SE BARH KR BAD'TAREEN KOI NAHI OR AGAR NAIK HON TOU IN SE BARH KR BEHTREEN KOI NAHI.."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:50 AM PDT

Bijli hun main Bijli hun,
WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun,

1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun
2,2 Ghanty jati hun,

0oper Pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,

Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye

Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli nakhron waali...

Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:48 AM PDT

In Pakistan

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light jane ka.

Yaar time kya hova hai?
Light aane ka.

This time check was brought
To u by WAPDA & KESC
WAPDA & KESC ka mushtarka STANDARD TIME

Geo Faryal Talpur Sister of Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadsheding khatam hone
Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi.

Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak
Sasti bijli estamal kro.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT

Year 2050:

Karachi National Museum of History & Science

Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.

Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:39 AM PDT

Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:36 AM PDT

App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:32 AM PDT

Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:

Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.

Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.

Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.

Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.

Shukriya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:29 AM PDT

Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?

MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain.

PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai.

PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati.

ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:28 AM PDT

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"??

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"?????

Yes...of course....why not...??
But that boy should be a BILLIONAIRE Lol =p (^_*).....xD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT

TEACHER:
Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm?

MUNNU:
Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.

TCHR:
Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy?

MUNNU:
Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy?
Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho:P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:13 AM PDT

1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking
2- Good Looking Boys r Not Good Boys
3- Good Looking n Good Boys r Not Single
4- Good Looking, Good n Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers ......Read More SMS/Jokes

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Double Meaning SMS - Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
Urdu Funny SMS - Zindgi ka asol
Urdu Friendship SMS - Maana k zmaaney k lakh aeib

Double Meaning SMS - Ye 1 sacha waqia ha

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:29 AM PDT

Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
ignore mat krna
Shah Faisal Colony ma 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono ma larai ho gai
1 din larka,larki ko mar rha tha
lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke ko lag gai or wo mar gya
lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai
usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.
Beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi
Lrki boli
Baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha
Daro mat

SURF EXCEL HAI NA....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Zindgi ka asol

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:29 AM PDT

"Zindgi ka asol"

Agr koi ap ko Pathar Maray to ap ka Farz he k ap Us Pr,

Phool phenko,

Lekin'

Yad rahey,

Phol Gamlay,Samet Hona chahiay.:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Maana k zmaaney k lakh aeib

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:28 AM PDT

"'Maana k zmaaney k lakh aeib hein muj mein....
......Saaqi.....

?..Magar doston ko bhol jana ..mujhey aaj b gawara nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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Latest Collection of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Friendship SMS - Friendship Means
Miscellaneous SMS - Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Self Praising SMS - hume apni faraakh dili pe naaz hai, u
Islamic SMS - HAZRAT HASSAN BIN HAZRAT ALI (R.A) SE 1
Islamic SMS - Hazrat IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) talb-e-hadees
Islamic SMS - ek nasihat 4 d world. . . main poore
Punjabi Funny SMS - NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L
Islamic SMS - NA DUNYA SE NA DAULAT SE NA GHAR AABAAD
Islamic SMS - QUWAT-E-ISHQ SE HAR PAST KO BAALA KAR DE
Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH
Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH
Break Up SMS / Shairy - AB TOH GHABRA KAR KEHTE HAI K MAR JAYENG
Islamic SMS - Lab Sil Gaey Bas 1 iltija K Baad, Men
Urdu Friendship SMS - DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho Na
Islamic SMS - some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world
Islamic SMS - MERI ZINDAGI KA MAQSAD TERE DEEN KI SARF
Islamic SMS - BADI TASKEEN HAI WABASTA TERE(ALLAH)NAAM
Motivational Quotes - SILENT MSG 4 YOUNGSTER. . . . "us qa
Self Praising SMS - AJAL SE RACH GAYI HAI YE KHAQI APNI FITR
Islamic SMS - ALLAH ALLAH KITNA HASEEN NAAM HAI, . A
Islamic SMS - YE FASLA GUL-O-LALA KA NHI PAABAND, .
Mazahiya Shayari - ISHQ NE HUMKO NIKAMMA KARDIYA YAARO, .
Family SMS-Jokes - if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity z
Motivational Quotes - D SUCCESS MANTRA OF LIFE. . "ALWAYS CO
Islamic SMS - a silent msg 4 all muslim . . "KHUDA T
Islamic SMS - Ay Musalman Kash! Cricket se jitna la
Islamic SMS - Aik dafa shaitan ne HAZRAT EESA(A.S) se

Urdu Friendship SMS - Friendship Means

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:28 AM PDT

Friendship Means:
U Happy I Happy,
U Sad I Sad,
U Cry I Cry,
U Laugh I Laugh,
U Fell down in Gutter
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak Dhinchak.. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 06:23 AM PDT

Main Jeet K Haara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K,
Toota Tera Sahara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Nishan Tak Na Rha Meri Chahton Ka
Mujhe Taqdeer Ne Mara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Jab Na Rahi Dil Mein Koi Pyar Ki Hasrat
Mujhe Tum Ne Pukara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Umar Bhar Doobte Rahy Hum Gham K Sumandr Mein
Ab K Mila Kinara To Kis Mor Pe Aa K
Guzri Hai Umar Sari Yun Awara Gardi Mein
Tu Ne Zindgi Ko Sanwara To Kis Mor Pe Aa k.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - hume apni faraakh dili pe naaz hai, u

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 06:32 PM PDT

hume apni faraakh dili pe naaz hai,

unhe humare is khuloos par bhi aitraz hai.

jeet gaye humse har baazi woh,

phir bhi humari haar pe aitraaz hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT HASSAN BIN HAZRAT ALI (R.A) SE 1

Posted: 05 Jul 2011 12:39 AM PDT

HAZRAT HASSAN BIN HAZRAT ALI (R.A) SE 1 MARTABA SAWAL KIA GYA:

"AKHIR IS KI KYA WAJAH HY K AAP FIQR-O-FAAQA OR GHURBAT KI HAALAT MEIN BHI JIS TARHA BAN PERTA HY FAQEER KA SAWAL POORA KRTE HAIN....RAD NHI KRTE?"

AAP NE JAWAB DIA :
"MEIN KHUD BHI ALLAH TAALA KI DARGAH KA KA 1 MOHTAAJ SAAIL HUN..... MUJHE SHARM ATI HY K KHUD SAAIL HOTE HUWE KISI DOOSRE SAAIL KA SAWAL RAD KR DUN".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hazrat IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) talb-e-hadees

Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:20 PM PDT

Hazrat IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) talb-e-hadees mein aik shakhs ka shohra sun kr us k pas ja pohanche.

Un sahab ka ghora bhaag gya tha or wo apni chaadar ki gathri bna kr usay dikhatay huwe bula rahe thay, goya us mein anaaj hy jo usay den gay, ghora lalach mein aa gya, apne malik k pas pohancha, unho ne usay pakr lia.

IMAM BUKHARI (R.A) ne un se poocha:
"Kya aap k paas anaaj tha"?

Wo bolay:
"Nhi mein ne tou younhi usay pakarne k liye gathri bna kr dikhai thi".

AMAM BUKHARI (R.A) ne kaha:
"Us shakhs se mein hadees ka ilm nhi hasil kr skta, jo jaanwar tk se jhoot bolta ho".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ek nasihat 4 d world. . . main poore

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 02:13 PM PDT

ek nasihat 4 d world.
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main poore yaqeen se keh rha h poori qayanaat me ishq sirf ek baar hi hua hai,
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AUR WOH ISHQ HUA HAI,
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"*ALLAH* AUR USKE PYARE RASOOL *MUHAMMED-E-MUSTAFA (S.A.W) K DARMIYAAN ."
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AGAR YAQEEN NHI HAI TO UHABBAT KI SAARI DAASTAN PADH LIJIYEGA,
US BAAB-E-MUHABBAT ME ISHQ KA BAAB SIRF EK HI MILEGA AUR WOH BAAB-E-ISHQ HOGA "*ALLAH* AUR USKE HABEEB *AHMED-E-MUJTABA(S.A.W) K DARMYAAN"
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 02:04 PM PDT

NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH LAAJ NA LAAIYE HO,
KODE KOH KADHE MITTHE NA HONDE,BHANVE LAKH MANAA GUDH PAAYIYE HO.
KAANVA DE PUTTAR KADHE HANS NAHI BANDE, BHANVE MOTI CHOGH CHUGAAIYE HO.
SAPAA DE PUTTAR MITR NA HONDE BHAANVE CHULYA DOODH PILAAYIYE HO
TAMEY KADEIN TARBOOZ NA HONDE BHANVEIN TOD MAKKE LE JAAIYE HO....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - NA DUNYA SE NA DAULAT SE NA GHAR AABAAD

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:56 PM PDT

NA DUNYA SE NA DAULAT SE NA GHAR AABAAD KARNE SE,
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TASALLI DIL KO MILTI HAI KHUDA KO YAAD KARNE SE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - QUWAT-E-ISHQ SE HAR PAST KO BAALA KAR DE

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:53 PM PDT

QUWAT-E-ISHQ SE HAR PAST KO BAALA KAR DE,
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.DAHR ME ISM-E-MUHAMMED(SA.W)
SE UJAALA KAR DE.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:52 PM PDT

ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH TO KYA HAASIL,
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DIL WA NIGAAH MUSALMAAN NHI TO KUCH BHI NHI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:50 PM PDT

ZABAAN SE KEH B DIYA LA ILAHA I LLALLAH TO KYA HAASIL,
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DIL WA NIGAAH MUSALMAAN NHI TO KUCH BHI NHI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - AB TOH GHABRA KAR KEHTE HAI K MAR JAYENG

Posted: 03 Jul 2011 01:47 PM PDT

AB TOH GHABRA KAR KEHTE HAI K MAR JAYENGE,
MAR KAR BHI CHAIN NA MILA TOH KIDHAR JAYENGE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Lab Sil Gaey Bas 1 iltija K Baad, Men

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 03:32 PM PDT

Lab Sil Gaey Bas
1 iltija K Baad,
Men Chahta Bi Kis Ko
SHAH-E-AMBIYA
K baad!
Duniya Men Ehtraam K Kabil Hen jitny Log,
Me Sab Ko Manta Hon Mager MUSTAFA (S.A.W.W) K Baad

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho Na

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 10:01 AM PDT

DOST wo rakho jo sonay k tarah ho

Na k sheshe ki trah

kyu k shesha toot kar bekhar jata ha

Jab k

Sonay k jitne bhi tukre kar do us ki kemat kam nai hoti......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 03:08 AM PDT

some unrefusable facts of 2day,s world

2day we have bigger houses but small families.

more degree but less common sense.

advanced medicines butpoor health.

touched moon but not contact with neighbor.

high income but less peace of mind.

b,coz v beleave on ALLAH but not obey him.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - MERI ZINDAGI KA MAQSAD TERE DEEN KI SARF

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:35 PM PDT

MERI ZINDAGI KA MAQSAD TERE DEEN KI SARFARAZI,
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ISILIYE MAIN MUSALMAAN, ISILIYE MAIN NAMAAZI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - BADI TASKEEN HAI WABASTA TERE(ALLAH)NAAM

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:34 PM PDT

BADI TASKEEN HAI WABASTA TERE(ALLAH)NAAM K SAATH,
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NEEND KAANTO PE BHI AA JATI HAI ARAM K SAATH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - SILENT MSG 4 YOUNGSTER. . . . "us qa

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:31 PM PDT

SILENT MSG 4 YOUNGSTER.
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"us qaum ko shamsheer ki hajat nhi rehti,
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ho jis qaum k "NAUJAWANO" me khudi faulad paida....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - AJAL SE RACH GAYI HAI YE KHAQI APNI FITR

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:29 PM PDT

AJAL SE RACH GAYI HAI YE KHAQI APNI FITRAT ME,
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HUME KATNA TO AATA HAI, PAR JHUKNA NHI AATAHAI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ALLAH ALLAH KITNA HASEEN NAAM HAI, . A

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:26 PM PDT

ALLAH ALLAH KITNA HASEEN NAAM HAI,
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AASHIQO K LIYE MEENA AUR JAAM HAI....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - YE FASLA GUL-O-LALA KA NHI PAABAND, .

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:25 PM PDT

YE FASLA GUL-O-LALA KA NHI PAABAND,
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.BAHAAR HO K KHIZA s"LA ILAHA ILLALAAH"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - ISHQ NE HUMKO NIKAMMA KARDIYA YAARO, .

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:23 PM PDT

ISHQ NE HUMKO NIKAMMA KARDIYA YAARO,
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AUR.
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.ISI ISHQ NE LADKIYO KO BIN SHADI K AMMA KARDIYA.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity z

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 02:21 PM PDT

if koi mil gaya jadoo weds with preity zinta,,
he wont do any thing on wedding night ,
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because,
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s"DHOOP......DHOOP
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - D SUCCESS MANTRA OF LIFE. . "ALWAYS CO

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:35 PM PDT

D SUCCESS MANTRA OF LIFE.
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"ALWAYS CONVERT CHALLENGES INTO THE OPPORTUNITIES"
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THIS IS D SUNNAT OF PROPHET MUHAMMED(S.A.W.)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - a silent msg 4 all muslim . . "KHUDA T

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:33 PM PDT

a silent msg 4 all muslim .
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"KHUDA TUJHE KISI TOOFAAN SE AASHNA KARDE,
K TERE DAHR K MAUJ ME ICTERAAB NHI
HAI,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ay Musalman Kash! Cricket se jitna la

Posted: 30 Jun 2011 02:52 AM PDT

Ay
Musalman
Kash!
Cricket se jitna lagao hy tjhy utna lagao deen se b hota!

Jitna afsos team k harny pr hota hy utna Nmaz chotny pe hota!

Match daikhny ki jitni tayari krta hy utni tayari Qabr k lye krta!

jitni mohbat khilari se krta hy utni apny Rub se krta

khilari ki toheen pe to ehtjaj krta hy

Nabi Kareem Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam ki shan mai gustakhi pr bhi krta h?

fazool sms to send krta hy kash! Ye b agey bhejta
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Aik dafa shaitan ne HAZRAT EESA(A.S) se

Posted: 29 Jun 2011 07:25 PM PDT

Aik dafa shaitan ne HAZRAT EESA(A.S) se kaha k aap ka aqeeda hy k insan ko wohi paish ata hy jo ALLAH TAALA ne us ki taqdeer me likh dia hy.

Aap ne farmaya:"Be'shak"

Shaitan ne kaha:
"Acha zara is pahaar se apne aap ko gira kr dekhen.Agar ALLAH ne aap k muqaddar mein salamti likh di hy tou phir salamat he rahen gay."

Aap ne farmaya:
"Ae maloon, ALLAH he ko yeh haq hasil hy k woh apne bandon ka imtehan le, banday ko ye haq nhi k wo ALLAH ka imtehan le."....Read More SMS/Jokes

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

English Friendship SMS - Aaj K Frnds
Pathan Jokes - Pathan
Urdu Poetry SMS - Muhabbat DEAL Se Maawara Rishta Sa
Urdu Poetry SMS - AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,D
Break Up SMS / Shairy - Arzoo-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwan

English Friendship SMS - Aaj K Frnds

Posted: 07 Jul 2011 03:35 AM PDT

Aaj K Frnds "I Tell U",
Kitne Busy What To Do.

Koi Mujhe Bole "I Miss U",
Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u.

Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe,
Oh My Dost "I Am Just 4u".:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan

Posted: 07 Jul 2011 03:35 AM PDT

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Muhabbat DEAL Se Maawara Rishta Sa

Posted: 07 Jul 2011 03:33 AM PDT

Muhabbat DEAL Se Maawara Rishta Sahi
Phir Bhi
Chalo Ek DEAL Kertay Hain
Yeh Saraa Aasman Lay Lo
Mujhe Bus Woh Sitara Day Do
Tumharay Naam Se Jo Aasman Per Jhilmilata Hai
Mujhay Inn Guftugu Kerti Hui Aankhon Se Kiya Lena?
Mujhay Woh Un-Kahi Day Do
Jisay Sun�nay Ki Hasrat Main Hawa Tham Thum Ke Chalti Hai
Tumharay Reshmi Malboos Main Perti Hui Silwat
Tumharay Qurb Ki Dheemi Sulagti Aanch Si Garmi
Tumharay Paon Ki Aahat
Jo Tappti Dopaher Ko Sham Main Tabdeel Kerti Hai
Tumharay Paas Say Uthtti Hui Khushbo
Mujhay Inn Sab Se Kiya Lena?
Magar Inn Sab Ke Badlay Main
Mujhay Iss Be-yaqeeni Se Rehaee Day Do
To Acha Hai
Hawaa Ke Doosh Per Rakhay Diyay Jaisay
Meray Bujhtay Huay Dil Ko
kaha tak raqs karna haiiiii....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,D

Posted: 07 Jul 2011 03:32 AM PDT

AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene mein chupa lete hein,

Dil ki mehfil main ujaalon k liye,

Yaad ki shama jala let hain,

Jalte mausum main bhi ye DEEWANE,

Kuch haseen phool khila lete hain,

Apni aankhon ko bana kar ye zubaan,

Kitne afsane suna lete hain,

Jin ko jeena hai Mohabbat k liye,

Apni hasti ko mita lete hain,

AHL-E-DIL youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene main chupa lete hain.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Arzoo-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwan

Posted: 07 Jul 2011 03:32 AM PDT

Arzoo-e-Dil Ne Hamay Diwana Bana Dia,

Roay Na Thay Kabhi Aap Nay Rula Dia,

Hum Nay To Her Waqat Yad Kia Lakin,

Aap Nay Yad Kartay Kartay Zamana Laga Dia.....Read More SMS/Jokes

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

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Latest Collection of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

English Friendship SMS - All small small fights creates big affec
Urdu Friendship SMS - Sometimes we think y friends keep fo
Urdu Friendship SMS - Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
Urdu Friendship SMS - So many straws in one milk shake glasS:-
Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J
Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro
Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch
Urdu Funny SMS - 2012... . PPP Ka Naya Naara, . M
Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair
English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C
Motivational Quotes - ~*~ F A C T ~*~ *F*Orget The Past
Pathan Jokes - Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
Pathan Jokes - Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy
Pathan Jokes - Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon T
Urdu Poetry SMS - Tare Andaaz_e_Wafa Say Pata ChaL Raha ha
Islamic SMS - Assalam O Alaikum... "AEY ALLAH" "
Urdu Funny SMS - Once 3 eggs fall on d ground but only 2
Urdu Poetry SMS - Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli….;
Urdu Poetry SMS - Na janay kon thay jo ban gae manzil teri
Motivational Quotes - T r u t h Jin k Sarr Par Nahi Rahe A
Urdu Poetry SMS - Lagta he Usko muj se “Muhabt” nhi rhi
Motivational Quotes - _=_ TodaYz Th0ughT _=_ "H A T E R S
Boys vs Girls SMS - 2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh
Motivational Quotes - Two things define ur success in life.
Urdu Love SMS - Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare
Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo'n se Larr Nahi
Urdu Love SMS - Mohabat Aaankh Say Nhi Dil se Dekhti h
English Love SMS - ~ Like it if U Agree ~ . I’m bad in
English Love SMS - Unbeatable Quote: "Tears Are The Las
Urdu Friendship SMS - Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne Hi Beg
Ramadan Day SMS - advance Ramzan mubarK”" .. + ‘__//\\
Good Morning SMS - <""Thak Thak""> . Open The Door! .
Good Morning SMS - Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai.
English Funny SMS - Awkward Moment: When You Are Late Fo
Motivational Quotes - Jiss K Aanny Py Rehta Tha Medaan Main Hu
English Funny SMS - Lessons In Marketing: It Takes O
English Friendship SMS - New Theory: Argument Wins The Person
Decent SMS Jokes - Real But Sad Truth- Ppl Who Respect
English Funny SMS - Hrithik Once Challenged RAJNIKANTH In A
Motivational Quotes - Wonderful Quote: "When The World Bri
English Funny SMS - Feel Of Missing Lovable One: You R W
English Funny SMS - If U Break Our Friendship: I'll Hang M
English Funny SMS - Funny Truth- No One Is As Ugly As Th
Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J
Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro
Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch
Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair
Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair
English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C
Motivational Quotes - 4 Candles Were Talking To Each Other

English Friendship SMS - All small small fights creates big affec

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:37 PM PDT

All small small fights creates big affection on friends.

Always laughing does not create a true friendship.

Sometimes fight, crying,
scolding, all mischief activities have

a better friendship . . .
So dont laugh from your lip . . .
SMILE FROM YOUR HEART . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Sometimes we think y friends keep fo

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Sometimes we think

y friends keep forwarding messages
without speaking words.

reason is that ,

daily they have nothing to say

but still want to keep in touch.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Loveless life is like a fruitless tree

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
But friendless life is like a rootless tree

Tree can live without fruit
but
not without roots....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - So many straws in one milk shake glasS:-

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:35 PM PDT

So many straws in one milk shake glasS:-)
so many fight for thori si pepsi:-)
So many hands, in one chips pack.
So many friends, on one bench.
So much laughter, on one stupid joke.
So many phone calls, on birthday night.
So many hugs, for one little worry.
So many tears, for one little fight.

'Friends', are the best part of our small life

So Don't lose and forget them at any cost. Lv u frndz!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:24 PM PDT

Sunhairi Batain 2011

"Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"

"Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho"

"2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay"

"Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai "

"Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:21 PM PDT

"Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE From Others."

"It Is Your Life,
Define It By Yourself,
The Way You Love,
The Way You Hate,
The Way You Sacrificed,
The Way You Forgave."
Because

"No One Knows About "YOU" Better Than "Yourself."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:21 PM PDT

Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Pakistani Channels R Hesitant 2 Tell It

Ek American Foji Ne Jo Operation Men Shamil Tha,

Jb Un Ko Usama K Ghar Men Helicoptr

Se Utara Tha Toe Un Ko Thek Thak

Resistance Ka Samna Tha

Un Ko Pura Ek Ghanta Lga Tamam Logon Ko

Qabu Krne Men

Jis Room Men Usama Chupa Hua Tha

Jb Us Men Wo Enter Hue Toe Usama

K Hath Men Ek Packet Tha Jis Ko Us Ne

Humari Taraf Kr K Zor Se Kaha:

"....MAZA AWAMI..........KHAAA BADAMI.." =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 2012... . PPP Ka Naya Naara, . M

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:20 PM PDT

2012...
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PPP Ka Naya Naara,
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Maang Raha Hai Har Insaan . . .
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CHADDI, CHAPAL OR BANYAAN;
(,")/
<) ) Jiye Bhutto / / Qabar Se Utho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:17 PM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:16 PM PDT

.... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To Count Minutes Which I Spent With You ....

.... I'm Weak In History But I Remember The Day When We First Met ....

.... I'm Weak In Geography But I Can Recognize The Wonderful Place Where I First Met You ....

.... I'm Weak In Studies But I Know I Can Get 101% In Your Beautiful And Naughty Friendship ....

Dedicated To All My Sooper Dooper Friends :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - ~*~ F A C T ~*~ *F*Orget The Past

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:13 PM PDT

~*~ F A C T ~*~

*F*Orget The Past
*A*Ccept The Present
*C*Hange The Future
*T*Hen Smile. . . . *.*

Cheer Up All... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:02 PM PDT

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:01 PM PDT

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon T

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:00 PM PDT

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tare Andaaz_e_Wafa Say Pata ChaL Raha ha

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:57 PM PDT

Tare Andaaz_e_Wafa Say Pata ChaL Raha hai

MOhSin

K tm Humain Dheeray Dheeray BhooltaY Jaa Rahay Ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Assalam O Alaikum... "AEY ALLAH" "

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:56 PM PDT

Assalam O Alaikum...

"AEY ALLAH"
"TU Hi Tou Wo Hy K
Jise Mene Halat-E Marz Me Pukara Tou Shifa Dedi,
Bhook Me Pukara Tou Ghiza Dedi,
Piyas Me Pukara Tou Pani Pila Diya,
Zillat Me Pukara Tou Izzat Dedi,
Jahalat Me Pukara Tou Noor-E Maa'rifat Se Nawaz Diya,
Raah Me Bhatak Gaya Tou Rasta Dikha Diya,
Ghurbat Me Pukara Tou Ghani Bana Diya,
Jab Kuch B Na Manga Tou Khud Be Hisaab Ata Kr Diya."
Ae ALLAH Hum Par Rehem Farma,
Aameen.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Once 3 eggs fall on d ground but only 2

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:51 PM PDT

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground but only 2 eggs break.!!
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Hota hai aisa kabhi kabhi..
Tu tension mat le..
Ignore kar, Ignore!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli….;

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:45 PM PDT

Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli.;

faraz

Kaash Hum Muhabbat Nahi Us ki Aadat hote.!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Na janay kon thay jo ban gae manzil teri

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:44 PM PDT

Na janay kon thay jo ban gae manzil teri..
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Hum tou raston ki tarha sirf teray paaon main rahay......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - T r u t h Jin k Sarr Par Nahi Rahe A

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:42 PM PDT

T r u t h

Jin k Sarr Par Nahi Rahe Aanchal

Un k Chehro'N Se Haya Rooth Gayii ...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Lagta he Usko muj se “Muhabt” nhi rhi

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:40 PM PDT

Lagta he Usko muj se
"Muhabt" nhi rhi

Wo"Ishq" wo "Pyar" wo "Chahat" nhi rhi

Mere"Dil" ka "Bhrm" toot sa gya

"dosT"

Wo"Kehta" he ab teri
"Zrort" nhi rhi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - _=_ TodaYz Th0ughT _=_ "H A T E R S

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:36 PM PDT

_=_ TodaYz Th0ughT _=_

"H A T E R S
Will Broadcast Your
F A I L U R E S
But
Whisper Your
S U C C E S S..." =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:34 PM PDT

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
"Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye."
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Two things define ur success in life.

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:34 PM PDT

Two things define ur success in life.

The way you manage when u have nothing,

The way u behave when u have everything.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:29 PM PDT

Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo'n se Larr Nahi

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:28 PM PDT

Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo'n se Larr Nahi Skti

Kisi ko Khona Parta Hy Ya Kisi ka Hona Parta Hy.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabat Aaankh Say Nhi Dil se Dekhti h

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:27 PM PDT

Mohabat Aaankh Say Nhi Dil se
Dekhti hai. (Shakspear)
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Jo Bar Bar Mohabat Karte Hain
Wo Mohabat karna Nhi Janty. (Ghalib)
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Mohabat Wo Khail hai Jis Main
Aqal Har Jati hai. (Hitler)
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Dil Ki Hazar Aankhien Hoti Hain Magar
Wo Mehboob K Aib Ko Nhi Dekh Sakti. (Bulley Shah)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - ~ Like it if U Agree ~ . I’m bad in

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:26 PM PDT

~ Like it if U Agree ~
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I'm bad in English, but I can tell you "I love you"
I'm bad at Maths, but I know that you can count on me..
I'm bad at Geography, but I can tell you that you live in my heart......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Unbeatable Quote: "Tears Are The Las

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:26 PM PDT

Unbeatable Quote:

"Tears Are The Last Gift Of Love. . . "....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne Hi Beg

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:25 PM PDT

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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|\('',)
| '..(>
| <|.
Assalamu Alaikum...:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - advance Ramzan mubarK”" .. + ‘__//\\

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:19 PM PDT

advance Ramzan mubarK""
..
+ '__//\\__' +*
' *\ramzan //*' +
*'+/ \'+'* +""
"\\//"""*'*'
+
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With BesT WisHes.!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - <""Thak Thak""> . Open The Door! .

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:54 AM PDT

<""Thak Thak"">
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Open The Door!
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Kon?

Mein
.
Mein Kon?
.
Mein SMS
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Kia Chahiye?
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"Ap K Chehry Per Ek Pyari si
*(SMILE)* *
GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai.

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:53 AM PDT

Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai..
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Tra Khayal Hai Ya Din Nikalne Wala Hai..

Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Awkward Moment: When You Are Late Fo

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:52 AM PDT

Awkward Moment:

When You Are Late For Class,
And When You Walk In
Everyone Stares At You,
Like You Killed Someone.. =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Jiss K Aanny Py Rehta Tha Medaan Main Hu

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:51 AM PDT

Jiss K Aanny Py Rehta Tha Medaan Main Hujhoom,
Kal Ghum-e-tanhai Main Wo Cricket Choor Gaya........!

Dedicated To Our Tiger Boom Boom Afridi....!
No Afridi No Cricket.....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Lessons In Marketing: It Takes O

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:50 AM PDT

Lessons In Marketing:

It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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And
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. :-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - New Theory: Argument Wins The Person

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:50 AM PDT

New Theory:

Argument Wins The Person,

But Loses The Relation. So Don't Argue With Ur Friends Just

Slap Them And Say Kam Bol.. ;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Real But Sad Truth- Ppl Who Respect

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:48 AM PDT

Real But Sad Truth-

Ppl Who Respect Love,
Never Get Their Loved One
&
Ppl Who Think Love Is A Time Pass,
Get True Love But Dey Dont Respect It..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Hrithik Once Challenged RAJNIKANTH In A

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:47 AM PDT

Hrithik Once Challenged RAJNIKANTH In A Dance Competition..

Result U Know..

Hrithik On Wheel Chair In Guzarish..
:-D :-P.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Wonderful Quote: "When The World Bri

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:46 AM PDT

Wonderful Quote:

"When The World Brings You Down On Ur Knees..

Remember That You Are In A Perfect Position To Pray.."....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Feel Of Missing Lovable One: You R W

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:44 AM PDT

Feel Of Missing Lovable One:

You R Walking In Full Rain.,

But You Feel Ur Eyes Only Getting Wet.,

That's D Pain Of True Love......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - If U Break Our Friendship: I'll Hang M

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:43 AM PDT

If U Break Our Friendship:
I'll Hang Myself With Noodles,

Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I'm Serious....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Funny Truth- No One Is As Ugly As Th

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:43 AM PDT

Funny Truth-

No One Is As Ugly As Their Voters ID Pic,

Nor As Good-Looking As Their Facebook Profile Pic!..:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:42 AM PDT

Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:41 AM PDT

Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:40 AM PDT

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:39 AM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:38 AM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:37 AM PDT

.... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To Count Minutes Which I Spent With You ....
.... I'm Weak In History But I Remember The Day When We First Met ....
.... I'm Weak In Geography But I Can Recognize The Wonderful Place Where I First Met You ....
.... I'm Weak In Studies But I Know I Can Get 101% In Your Beautiful And Naughty Friendship ....
Dedicated To All My Sooper Dooper Friends :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - 4 Candles Were Talking To Each Other

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:37 AM PDT

4 Candles Were Talking To Each Other

1st: I'm PEACE, No One Needs Me & It Went Off.
2nd: I'm FAITH, Nobody Believes In Me & It Went Off.
3rd: I'm LOVE, Nobody Cares For Me & It Went Off.
4th: I Can Light The Other Three B'coz I'm HOPE & I Last Forever...!

Life Is Tough, But Let's Never Lose Hope.
I Wish That Your Candle Of HOPE Lights All Your Other Candles & Keep Them Glowing.
If Hope Dies Everything Dies. __Have A Nice Day__....Read More SMS/Jokes