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English Funny SMS - Dedicated To All Engineering Students

Posted: 25 Feb 2012 12:34 AM PST

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone
in
a
dense forest
its
night
a fearful
wind
blows
and
u
find
a ghostly
old
building
there of
15 feet
tall with
fearful heart u
approach near the building
suddenly a
dead body
falls
on u
and
a great light fills
on the building
then
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draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Shehr-e-Khayal

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:49 PM PST

Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
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Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
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Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
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Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Why I Hate C.I.D :(An Example:LADY

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:30 PM PST

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho .......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The awkward moment when ;)when your

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:27 PM PST

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Dedicated To all Girls :)Never care

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:27 PM PST

Dedicated To all Girls :)

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
&
only look at your heart:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:26 PM PST

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:24 PM PST

"FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION- TO HELL WITH IT"

When u attack black people, They call it "Racism",

When u attack Jewish ppl, They call it "Anti-semetism",


When u attack your Country, They call it "Terrorism",

When u attack a Religious sect, they call it "Hate speech",

But when They attack at the dignity of our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)
They call it " Freedom of Expression"

"Share if u can! Raise ur voice if it exist ,atleast its the lowest level of JiHAD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - What is the Color of Frequency

Posted: 24 Feb 2012 07:23 PM PST

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain B

Posted: 23 Feb 2012 08:45 PM PST

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - 2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

Posted: 22 Feb 2012 09:37 PM PST

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - `Night Ghazal* Tera hone lga hun Ho

Posted: 09 Feb 2012 02:40 PM PST

`Night Ghazal*

Tera hone lga hun
Hone lga hun

Tujh men khone lga hun

Baqi kal sunao ga abi men soney lga hun

*Gud 9i8*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Men to gali men Khara biscut Kha rha tha

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 10:08 PM PST

Men to gali men Khara biscut Kha rha tha

Wo mje bachha smjh k chumma kr gye.

`Yahoooooooo ab to roz khaon ga`....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Us ne jahan b rakhey qadm mene chom lye

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 10:03 PM PST

Us ne jahan b rakhey qadm mene chom lye

F@®@Z

Or wo hmare ghar ja k bole

Khala ge twada munda mitti khanda ve.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 07:06 PM PST

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke m

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 06:59 PM PST

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - 1 Mirasi Ki BV Ka Bukhaar Nahi Utarr Rah

Posted: 01 Feb 2012 06:15 AM PST

1 Mirasi Ki BV Ka Bukhaar Nahi Utarr Raha Tha

Usy Doctor Ne Mashwra Diya K Molvi Sahab Se Dam Krwa Lo

Molvi Sahab Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay

Mirasi Phir Doctor K Pass
Gaya Or Bola :

Mola Khush Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita C

"Bukhar Tay Leh Gaya a Hun Molvi Nai Lehnda"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Phir Kahan Par Hisaab Rehta Hai...!!!

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 01:03 AM PST

Phir Kahan Par Hisaab Rehta Hai...!!!

Ishq Jab Be-Hisaab Ho Jaye...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Abhi teri judai ka zakham sai se bhara b

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 01:01 AM PST

Abhi teri judai ka zakham sai se bhara bhi na tha...!!!

Dani...!!!

k tune ek oR zakham dedia kisi or ka ho k...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - kISi k jUdA HoJaNe sE KoI MaRtA NaI...!!

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 01:00 AM PST

kISi k jUdA HoJaNe sE KoI MaRtA NaI...!!!

aYAan...!!!

Par...SiRF sAnSO kI RaWaNi E jina to NaI KAhLaTa...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - tjhe bhul jana mumkin nai mat kr is ka t

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:59 AM PST

tjhe bhul jana mumkin nai mat kr is ka tazkra

ankho ki binai chli b jae to ansu bahna bnd nai hote...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - muihabbat mai safal hona hai to mushaqat

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:59 AM PST

muihabbat mai safal hona hai to mushaqatqy to sahni hongi...!!!

Dani...!!!

jb tk kashti lahro se na takraye manzil naseeb nahi hoti...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - mat kr kisi bewafa k bewafai par itni me

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:59 AM PST

mat kr kisi bewafa k bewafai par itni mehfilen ujagar...!!!

Dani...!!!

matam wafadaro ka manaya jata hai bewafao ka nahi...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - koi mila hme chand ki chandni bn kr t

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:55 AM PST

koi mila hme chand ki chandni bn kr

to koi mila paryo ki kahni bn kr

par jis ko hmne palko basaya tha

wo e nikla ankho se pani bn kr...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - GhLTi Tow hMaRi e t K UnHe lAQaB E ZiNdA

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:55 AM PST

GhLTi Tow hMaRi e t K UnHe lAQaB E ZiNdAgI De BaThE ThE...!!!

Dani...!!!

Ye b nA SoChA K ZiNdAgI tO BeWaFa hOtI HaI...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - pahla pyar sheeshe ki tarha hota hai

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:54 AM PST

pahla pyar sheeshe ki tarha hota hai

ek bar ye toot jae to phr kisi k kaam nahi ata

or phr koi kitna e use jor kir apna bna le usme wo phr b khud ko nai dkh pata :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - dafna dia gya use chandni ki qabar mai s

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:54 AM PST

dafna dia gya use chandni ki qabar mai srf is gunnah pe...!!!

Dani...!!!

k usne taamna ki thi kisi ghareeb kache makaan ki...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Bhoole Hain Rafta Rafta Unhen Muddton Me

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:53 AM PST

Bhoole Hain Rafta Rafta Unhen Muddton Mein Hum

Kiston Mein Khud-Kushi Ka Mazaa Hum Se Pochiye......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - jis se had se ziada muuhabbat ho usi se

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:53 AM PST

jis se had se ziada muuhabbat ho usi se nafrat b utni e hoskti ha..

Q k

khoobsurat sheesha jab toot'ta ha to utna e khtrnak ban jata ha...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - mai tor leta agar wo gulab hoti mai j

Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:52 AM PST

mai tor leta agar wo gulab hoti

mai jawab bnta agar wo sawal hoti

sb jante hain k mai nasha nai krta

phir b mai p leta agar wo sharab hoti...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena Halwai ne jaise

Posted: 24 Jan 2012 07:07 PM PST

Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha hai, kuch surf sabun to daal deta....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti HyBhai Ka

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 09:07 PM PST

Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy

Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai

To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti

Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

Good morng....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 09:06 PM PST

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hai,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - kisi ko duniya ki daulat mili hai, to k

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 09:05 PM PST

kisi ko duniya ki daulat mili hai,
to kisi ko duniya ki hukumat mili hai,
Hame to apne naseeb pe Naaz He,
Hame sarkar (MUHAMMAD Sallallaho Alaihi Wasallam)ki ummat mili hai..

GOod morng have nice day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Dosti Dil Hai Dimag Nahin, Dosti Soch H

Posted: 23 Jan 2012 09:03 PM PST

Dosti Dil Hai Dimag Nahin,
Dosti Soch Hain Aawaj Nahi,
Koi Ankhon Se Nahi Dekh Sakta Dosti Ke Jajbo Ko,
Kyunki Dosti Ehsaas Hai Andaz Nahin…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sude

Posted: 22 Jan 2012 06:47 PM PST

one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked
girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs
boy:40 times
girl:are you mad
boy:no i am slailoon....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Ka

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 05:08 PM PST

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai 1;ya to

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 05:07 PM PST

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Pyar Kya hai? P: Phone Karo = Paise k

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 05:04 PM PST

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - I Don't Mind When Our Conversations Ge

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 04:04 AM PST

I Don't Mind
When Our Conversations
Get A Little Boring
0r
When We're Texting
We Run Out Of Things To Say.
I Don't Care
When We Are Hanging Out
But Doing Nothing ,
Because
Just Having You Is Enough
To Make Me Happy ... ♥.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Many times i have.. . disturbed U, .

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 04:03 AM PST

Many times i have..
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disturbed U,
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troubled U,
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fooled U,
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irritated U,
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Today i just want to say 4 words......
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kuch
bigaad
nahin
paogee??
●̮̮̃•̃)
/█\....♥....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Qudrat NeAurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 04:02 AM PST

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Flirt SMS - Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...Girl

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 03:59 AM PST

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki Sab

Posted: 14 Jan 2012 02:49 AM PST

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th

Posted: 12 Jan 2012 04:14 PM PST

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss

Posted: 12 Jan 2012 04:08 PM PST

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - @=@Umeed-e-wsl b hai kanch ki chori

Posted: 09 Jan 2012 07:33 AM PST

@=@Umeed-e-wsl b hai kanch ki chori

K pehnne mai kkai bar tot jati h@=@....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - *.'.Lafzoon k daant nahi hote lakin agr

Posted: 09 Jan 2012 07:29 AM PST

*.'.Lafzoon k daant nahi hote lakin agr ye aik bar kat lain to in k zakham zindgi bhr nahi bharte.'.*

So soch smj kr bola kro....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The world we have created is a product

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 07:34 PM PST


The world we have created is a product of our thinking; it cannot be changed without changing our thinking.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - There are two primary choices in life.

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 07:24 PM PST

There are two primary choices in life.

To accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Ek french larhki ne English men se shadi

Posted: 05 Jan 2012 04:39 PM PST

Ek french larhki ne English men se shadi ki.. aur england mai rehne lage

Larhki ek din restaurant gai.. larhki ko Chicken leg piece khana thaa ous ne Apni leg dikha kar waiter ko samjhaya..

next day larhka kahin gaya ous ko banana khana thaa.. ab

socho
socho
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larhka english thaa..

lekin aap ko soch ko salam....Read More SMS/Jokes
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