| Cool Jokes - SMS SMS SMS Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:40 PM PST |
| Sardar Ji SMS - 1 sardar bus main bethaus k sa Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:35 PM PST 1 sardar bus main betha us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?" .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Decent SMS Jokes - ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty , Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:34 PM PST ...To Apply Lipstick Is Girls Duty , To Spoil That Passionately Is Boys Duty ... (^_-).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hayZardari hazi Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se…Dost Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se …Dost… Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…! .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Sad Poetry SMS - KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY!.Wo Teri Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:33 PM PST KUCH TO HY TU BADAL GYA HY! . Wo Teri Ankhon K Khawb Sary Wo Baten Sari Hisab Sary Sawal Sary Jawab Sary Wo khushain Sari Azab Sary Nasha Tha Jo Wo Utar Giya Hai, . KUCH TO HAI TU BADAL GYA HAI! Jo Tery Milny Ki Arzo Thi Jo Tujko Pany Ki Justju Thi Hui jo chahat abi shuro thi Jo Teri Ankhon Main Roshni Thi Jo Teri Baton Ki Rangini Thi Jo Teri Sanson Ki Tazgi Thi Jo Tery Lehjy Main Chashni Thi Wo Sara Meetha Pighal Gaya Hai . KUCH TO HY TU BDAL GYA HY".03127710082.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Sad Poetry SMS - Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do,Uski Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST Aaj Mujhe Use Yaad Kar Lene Do, Uski Khushi K Liye Dilse Fariyad Kar Lene Do, Kardi Hai Usne Barbad Zindagi Jitni Bachi Hai Use Bhi 'BARBAD' Kar Lene Do 03127710082.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Sad Poetry SMS - Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,Palbhar Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa, Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa, Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha, Kab Tujhe Kaha Ke Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Sad Poetry SMS - Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch N Posted: 22 Dec 2011 03:32 PM PST Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga'nwa Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Funny SMS - Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna Posted: 16 Dec 2011 09:27 PM PST Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - one day bf and gf were going dating sud Posted: 16 Dec 2011 07:15 PM PST one day bf and gf were going dating sudenally gf asked girl:darling how many time you cut your mustachs boy:40 times girl:are you mad boy:no i am slailoon. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir Posted: 15 Dec 2011 01:36 AM PST 1- Qasai boht dair me aya 2- saba amir ki behn h 3- ye pajama naya h? 4- shahana aram kr rhi hogi 5- meri ammi kay lambe baal hn 6- Anam rude larki h Answer if u'r Genius........... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Pathan Jokes - Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rak Posted: 11 Dec 2011 05:13 PM PST Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge. America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Thanks Imran .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA Posted: 09 Dec 2011 05:30 PM PST 10 Moharram k din Insan ki her DUA,TOBA Qubool hogi,Q k iss din Hazrat Aadam (A.S) ki Tauba Qubool hui thi Hazrat Moosa (A.S) ki Dua Qubool hui thi Hazrat Eessa (A.S) Asmän per Utha liye gaey they, Hazrat Younis (A.S) Machhli k pait se Nikäley gaey the, Hazrat Muhammad Mustafa (Sallallaho Alaihe Wasallam)ko Nabuwat isi din mili Isliye is din Allah se apne Gunaho ki muafi Mangen or jo Dua Mange mujhe b plz shamil krlen Allah Taala Qubul Farmaega INSHAALLAH.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Poetry SMS - Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawao Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:43 PM PST Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha… ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Stupid!!!!! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le…………. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Urdu Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte H Posted: 09 Dec 2011 04:42 PM PST Toot Kar Chahne Wale Aaj B Tuje Chahte Han.. "Aye dost" Ye Or Bat He Tuje Ahsas na Kal Tha Na Aaj Hai...... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek la Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 AM PST Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam? 1st: Pinki Behen 2nd: Sara Behen 3rd: Nadia Behen Girls: Aur Aapka Naam? Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan ja Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:58 AM PST Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...! Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy ,,,,!.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Posted: 06 Dec 2011 08:29 PM PST pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dosti ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi, tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi, kyunke hamari bhi wafa kuch kam nahi....... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Punjabi Funny SMS - Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . . Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:58 AM PST Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . . Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha .. . Wo phir b sms parh rha tha . .. .Kiya krta kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jum Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:47 AM PST Ek masjid k derwaze per ik khobsurut jumla likha hua tha. "Allaha" k pass ap ke dua suneny k liye bohat waqt ha kiya ap k pass dua krne k liye waqt ha..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Punjabi Funny SMS - Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m Posted: 05 Dec 2011 11:38 AM PST Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna . .Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:08 PM PST hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, miltay hain bohat se log is tanha zindagi mein, par har koi tum sa pyara nahi hota....... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:06 PM PST jab yaar yaar se juda hota hai, to dil khoon ke aansoon rota hai, bedard zamana kia janney, is pyar mein kia kia hota hai........ .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, d Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:04 PM PST a hasil-e-khulos bata kia jawab doon, duniya ye poochti hai mein kion udaas hoon............. Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hu Posted: 04 Dec 2011 09:00 PM PST vadey pe wo mere aitabar nai kartey, hum zikre mohabat sarre bazar nahi karte, darta hai dil unki ruswai se, or wo sochte hain k hum unse pyar nahi karte......... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:56 PM PST rutho mat humein bhulana nai ata, door mat jana humein bhulana nai ata, tum bhool jao tmhari marzi hum kya karien, humein to bhulana bhi nai ata....... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho, Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:53 PM PST tab milna jab tumko humse tumko pyar ho, mere muhabat ka jab tum ko aytabar ho, dharkane rukte hain,jab tmharesham-o-seher dil bhi mujh se milne ko be karar ho........ .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuc Posted: 04 Dec 2011 08:50 PM PST bewafaon se bhi pyar hota hai, arey kuch bhi ho yaar to yaar hota hai, hum bewafa the is liye nazron se gir gaye, or shayad tmhe talash kisi bewafa ki thi............. Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Boys vs Girls SMS - "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:42 PM PST "2 lovers in K.F.C" Larka: kia khao gi sweet heart? larki: . . . . "naan tikki" mangva lo. moral:aur phassao government school ki bachiyaan.............. Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Sad Poetry SMS - Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi Posted: 03 Dec 2011 05:01 PM PST Khush kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roi OR Bad kismat hai wo shaks jis k lye koi roee!! 03133388085.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:47 PM PST Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazi Posted: 01 Dec 2011 02:46 PM PST Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko wah wah Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey Posted: 01 Dec 2011 12:00 AM PST humne chaha bohat par izhar kar na sakey, kat gai umar par pyar kar na sakey, usne mangi to humse judai mangi, or hum the k inkar kar na sakey. (BROKEN HEART).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:22 PM PST hum jin ke liye kal kafar baney the asif mir aj wo kisi aur k liye muslman ban gaya hai.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Broken Heart SMS - i love walking in rain because no one kn Posted: 30 Nov 2011 11:20 PM PST |
| Cool Jokes - Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out ton Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:14 PM PST Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight.. Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else.. Girl: Who..?? ... Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world? Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!! (5 minutes later the doorbell rings) Girl: Why are u here? Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:09 PM PST Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log "Appointment" lay kar aatay hain .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:08 PM PST Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log "Appointment" lay kar aatay hain .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Cool Jokes - Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko it Posted: 30 Nov 2011 07:07 PM PST Khushnaseeb hain aap Jo Ham aap ko itni shiddat say chahtay hain Warna Hum wo hain Jin k Khawab main bhi log "Appointment" lay kar aatay hain .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein C Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:05 PM PST Ye Keh Ker Farishto'n Se JANNAT Mein Chala Jao'n Ga HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo'n k Nishaan Dhoond Raha Hoon ~ Allama Iqbal ~.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob Posted: 30 Nov 2011 06:04 PM PST Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob Ker ... Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere Paas Se HUSSAIN ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSA Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:49 PM PST Afzal hy kul jahan se ghrana HUSSAIN ka Nabion ka tajdar hy Nana HUSSAIN ka 1 pal ki thi bas hakomat yazeed ki Sadian HUSSAIN ki hain zmana HUSSAIN ka..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker D Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:40 PM PST Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia Ghar Ka Ghar Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne Shahadat Ka Jaam Us Hussain Ibn e Ali Par Lakho'n Salam ....... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:35 PM PST Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy Socha Nahi Kerty Momin Kabhi Halaat Se Sauda Nahi Kerty Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ? Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:32 PM PST Yazeed Se Pucho k Tera Raaj Kahan Hy ? Wo Khoon Se Aaluda Tera Taj Kahan Hy ? Zinda Hy Hussain Hamesha Hi Rahe Ga ! Yazeed La'anat k Siwa Teri Yaad Aaj Kahan Hy ?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n m Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST Marefat Unkao milti hy, Jinki Akido'n me YAKEEN hota hy Dikhawe se kuch nahi hota Pairwi-e-Ahlebayt se Parwaz-e-Jannat hota hy.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:29 PM PST Kareeb AHLEBAYT k Aao toh koi Baat bane Imaan phir se Jaga'o toh koi baat bane Lahoo jo Beh gaya Sahie-e-KARBALA ka Unke MAQSAD ko samjho toh koi baat bane.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sa Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST *. .Dekh mander se apni Masjid ko, Sab jama'at ne hath ba'ndhen hain, Jisne ZAINAB A.s k haath ba'ndhen thay, Us k Qudrat ne hath ba'ndhen hain. .*.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
| Islamic SMS - *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch b Posted: 30 Nov 2011 05:28 PM PST *. . .Ek din hamare ansoo hum se pooch bethe, "Humain roz roz kyun bulate ho?" hum ne kaha "Hum naam-e-Hussain lete hain, Tum khud hi chale aate ho. . .*.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
