Friday, November 6, 2009

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Faraz Ahmed Shairy - I May Walk Slowly

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 05:02 AM PST

I May Walk Slowly...


But! I never Walk Backwards...
By: Abraham Lincoln

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I Don't Need To Walk...

Because, I have Scooter...

By: Chacha Faraz. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - What Does Happy Mean

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 01:54 AM PST

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Means "Khush" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Advance Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 01:11 AM PST

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Main GOBAR ki Khushbu Faraz...

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Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Main "BAKRA MANDI" Lag Chuki Hai. :-)

Advance Eid-ul-Azha Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Tumse Kaise Nazar Milaaen

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 01:06 AM PST

Arz Kya Hai:

Tumse Kaise Nazar Milaaen O Dilbar Jani.

Wah Wah.

Tumse Kese Nazar Milaen O Dilbar Jani.




Teri Sajji Aankh Kaani(-_+)

Meri Khabbi Aankh Kaani (+_-).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Nice To Meet Miss Sorry

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:41 AM PST

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.

Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh.





Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Kisi Or Ki Girlfriend Se Shadi

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:39 AM PST

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.

Aur


Arrange Marriage Main


Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Mera Bakra Koi Le Gaya

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:28 AM PST

Hum Tumhari Kya Hifazat Karen Gay Faraz...


Mera To Apna BAKRA


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~('-')~
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Koi Khol Kar Le Gaya. :-(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Mil Jaye Sanam Mera

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST

Mil Jaye Sanam Mera,
Main Bus Yehi Chaahon.

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Mil Jaye Sanam Mera,
Main Bus Yehi Chaahon.

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Aahun Aahun Aahun
Aahun Aahun Aahun. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Failed in Every Subject

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 08:32 PM PST

Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.


Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?



Santa: No! I didn't take Algebra. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Balance He Nahi Hai

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 08:08 PM PST

1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le Kar Bhaga.

Pathan Hansne Laga.


Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Hai or Tum hans rahe ho.


Pathan: Bhagny Do


Balance He Nahi Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Thursday, November 5, 2009

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New Year SMS - December Thehar Jao Tum

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 04:07 AM PST

December:

Abhi Lamhe Nahin Bikhre
Abhi Mausam Nahi Bichre
Mere Kamry ki Thandak Mai
Abhi Kuch Dhoop Baaqi Hai

Meri Diary k Kuch Safhay
Abhi kuch Keh Nahin Paye
Mere Aangan k Sab Poday
Abhi bhi Gungunate Hain

Mere Be-Jaan Honton per
Abhi Muskaan Waisi Hai
Kisi k Laot Aanay Ka
Abhi Imkaan Baqi Hai.

December! Baat Batoon Main,
Agar tum Maan Jao
December Thehar jao.
Thehar Jao.

Enjoy the last Day of December.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Last Sunset of Year 2009

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 03:57 AM PST

The Glorious Year of MY Life to Be Ended.

Today. FORGIVE all of my Miss Behavior with You,

And make the New Year joyful for other.


Good Bye The Last Sunset of The Year 2009.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Mard 10 Min Mai Thakta

Posted: 05 Nov 2009 03:37 AM PST

Woh Konsi Situation Hoti Hai,

Jis Main Mard 10 Minutes Mai Thak Jata Hai
Or
Orat Chahti Hai K Wo Karta Rahay.

Think?


?

"SHOPPING"

Magar Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - MARD Ka Bacha Hai To

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 10:29 PM PST

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - The Ghanta Returns

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 10:25 PM PST

Aap Ne Abhi Tak Yehi Suna Hoga:

The Mummy Returns

Golmaal Returns

Batman Returns

Lekin 1st Nov 2009 Ko Aapne Dekha Hoga.

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"The Ghanta Returns" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Rooh Ka Badla

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 09:03 PM PST

* ROOH Ka BADLA *

Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.

Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To

Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.

Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.

Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.

Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.

Main Hon...



FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Geo TV K Nice Programs

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:21 PM PST

Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain.
Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain?


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1. Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain.

2. Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - India Ka Flag Kahan Lehraya?

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:13 PM PST

Teacher to Sardar:

Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


Sardar (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


Hawa Main. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Garmi Main Chakkar

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:11 PM PST

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi Faraaz...

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Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay Faraz Maa Ban'nay Wala Hai. :-)
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English Funny SMS - Use Climate in a Sentence

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 07:08 PM PST

Teacher: Use the Word Climate in a Sentence.




Student: I have a Cherry Tree in the Backyard.

And my Parents won't Let me Climate. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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Decent SMS Jokes - Find a Cutest Friend

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 06:50 AM PST

If You Find a Cutest Friend.



Hold him with Both Hands.


Because


A Cute Friend Comes Once In a Lifetime.



Ok?



Ok.




Oh Ho!

Ab Choro bhi, Mujhe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Dawai Lene Ka Faida

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 06:19 AM PST

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.

Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.



Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

Jis se Aapko Roz 10 Rupay ka Faida Nazar Aaye ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dost ki Kami Mehsoos Ho

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 05:24 AM PST

Gham K Sagar Mai Kabhi Doob Na Jana

Rahon Pe Chal K Manzil na Pao to Toot Na Jana

Zindagi Mai Agar Dost ki Kami Mehsoos Ho To

Abhi Hum Zinda Hain Ye Bhool Na Jana.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Its A Special SORRY

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 05:10 AM PST

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  *:,.:*ORRY



This Is A Special SORRY to You,
Please Excuse my all Mistakes Before the End of this year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year 2010 Greetings

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 05:07 AM PST

Let's Forget Past Mistakes

Making Amends for This Year

Sending you These Greetings

To bring you Hope and Cheer

Happy New Year 2010!....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Saal-e-Nau Mubarak Ho

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 05:03 AM PST

Hai Tamnaa K Saal-e-Nau Tujhko
Har Musarat se Humkinaar Karey

Khil Uthein Phool Tere Aangan Main
Tu Agar Khuwahish-e-Bahaar Karey

Muskurahat Labon pe Ho Raqsaan
Sara Aalm Tujh he se Pyar Karey

Tujhse Har Ranj Door Hojaye
Har Khushi Tujh pe Jaan Nisaar Karey

Tere Aanagn Main Qaaflay Utrein
Jhilmilatey Huye Sitaroun Kay

Ho K Bay-Ikhteyaar Uthh Jayein
Teri Janib Qadam bharoun Kay.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Happy New Year 2010

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 04:58 AM PST

H: ours of happy times with friends and family
A: bundant time for relaxation
P: rosperity
P: lenty of love when you need it the most
Y: outhful excitement at life simple pleasures

N: ights of restful slumber (dont' worry be happy)
E: verything you need
W: ishing you love and light

Y: ears and years of good health
E: njoyment and mirth
A: angels to watch over you
R: emembrances of a happy years....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Surjani Walo Ki Taraf Se

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 04:56 AM PST

Surjani
Bara Board
Kala Board
Sohrab Goth
Water Pump
Ayesha Manzil
Defance
Karimabad
Nazimabad
Yaseenabad
Quaidabad
Saudabad
Azizabad
Sharifabad
Lalo khait
Lasbela
Teen Hatti
Leyari
Guro Mandir
Malir
Sadar
Ranchor Line
Boltan
Light House
Jama Cloth
Tower
Juna Market
Liaquatabad Market
Naval Colony
Baloch Colony
Kamosh Colony
Peoples Colony
Shahfaisal Colony
Gulberg
OR
Burns Road Walo ki Taraf se Aapko

Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Choose Any One Number

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 04:52 AM PST

Choose Any One Number:

10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100

Then I Will Tell You

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Main Kya Najoomi hon Jo Har Baar kuch Na kuch Bataon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - A Joyous Birthday

Posted: 04 Nov 2009 04:46 AM PST

A Joyous Birthday with Fun and Friends,

A Happier Day with Gifts and Grands,

Where Wishing is a Trend,

I simply Pray for you My Friend,

Be the HAPPIEST Forever,

May you see this day, Again and Again.

Happy Birthday!....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Eid Aa Rahi Hai

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 08:08 AM PST

Haqeeqat Samjho Ya Afsaana!

Apna Samjho Ya Beganaa.

Hamara Aapka Rishta Hai Purana.

Is Liye Farz Tha Aapko Batana.

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Bakra Eid Aarahi Hai.

Ab Shuru Kar Do Ghaas Khana. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Exams Se Pehel Ki Dua

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 08:00 AM PST

Examz se Ek Month Pehle Aane Wale 1st Ashray ki Dua:
Aye Allah Aaj se Padhne ka Irada Kar raha hon, Meri Madad Karna.

2nd Ashre ki Dua:
Allah Jo Sawal Main Yaad Karon, Sirf Woh Imtehan Mai Aayen.

Aakhri Ashrey ki Dua:
Aye Allah is Baar Pass Kara De, Agli Baar Khoob Dil Laga k Parhon ga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz - The Super Star

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 06:30 AM PST

Chalo Dekhen Faraz Naya Saal mere Muqadar Mai Kya Laya Hai

Pichle Saal Kamino Ne Mera Boht Recrod Lagaya Hai

Shair koi B ho Naam Mera Lagaya Hai

Kambakhton ko na Taras Mere Naam Pe Aaya Hai

Ab to koi Apne Bachey ka Naam Faraz Nahi Rakhega

Sunne Mai To ye Aelan b Aaya Hai

Dusre Mulk Walo ko B Hairan Karwaya Hai

Faraz konsa Ajooba Hai or Pakistanio ne Kahan se Paya Hai

Itna Mashhoor To Kisi ka Baap b na Tha Faraz

Star Nahi Kamino ne Mujhy SUPER STAR Banaya Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Beautiful Sun To Say You

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:13 AM PST

Beautiful Sun

Fresh Air

Sweet Birds

Blooming Flower

Knocks Your Door

Just To Say You

GOOD MORNING.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:05 AM PST

Cutest Proposal:

Boy: Kya Main Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?


Girl: Kyon?

Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Le Kar Aana Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Eid is a Wonderful Day

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 05:05 AM PST

Eid is a Wonderful Day For:

To Pray
To Love
To Care
To Smile
To Celebrate

And To Thank ALLAH Who Gives us This Beautiful Day.

EID MUBARAK
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Pathan Jokes - Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:55 AM PST

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - I Were to Make Dictionary

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:47 AM PST

If I Were to Make a Dictionary:

Cute - You

Sweet - You

Thoughtful - You

Good Looking - You

Beautiful - You

Liar - Me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Quote On A Girl's T-Shirt

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:42 AM PST

Most Interesting Lines on T-Shirt of a Girl,

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Excuse Me!
My Face is Above. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - National Highway Quote

Posted: 03 Nov 2009 04:39 AM PST

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:






"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Monday, November 2, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Scene of A Memon Movie

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 06:08 AM PST

"A Memon Movie"

Hero: Iqbalia

Heroin: Jaibun

Vilain: Jakaria

Scene:
Vilain Heroin ko utha kar le ja raha hai, Aur Woh Chilla Rahi Hai.

"Meekay Bachaa Iqbalia, Meekay Bacha!"



Iqbalia: Jaibun! Aaon Nai Achi Sagnu, Dukan Te Rush Lagelo Aahe! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Sardiyan Aagai Hain

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 04:13 AM PST

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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Proposal or Weather Report

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 04:01 AM PST

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.

Without You Life Is Cloudy.

You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.





Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Marny K Bad Phir Se Zinda

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:58 AM PST

Patient: Doctor Mujhe Aisi Medicine Dijiye K Marnay K Baad Phir Se Zinda Ho Jaon.



Doctor: Is Mai Main Aapki Koi HELP Nahi Kar Sakta.

You Should Please Contact...




STAR PLUS. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar Per Beet

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:53 AM PST

Ek Kabootar ne Sardar Per Beet Kardi.

Sardar: Oye Teri Maa ne Tenu Kachha Panna nhi Sikhaya?



Kabootar: Door Fittay mooh!

Tu kachha Paa k Karda Ain?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Aadmi K 4 Bache They

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:51 AM PST

1 Aadmi K 4 Bache The:

Govt Ne Elaan Kia K Jiske 5 Bache Honge Usey Rs.20000/month diye jaenge.

Aadmi Ne BV Ko Kaha K Mera 1 Beta Meri GF Se Bhi Hai, Me Wo Bhi Lekar Aata Hun.

Jab Wapis Ghar Aaya To Apne 2 Bache Kam Thy.

Aadmi: 2 Aur Kahan Hen?

BV: Jiske The wo Le gaya.

Akele Tumne to Ailaan Nahe Suna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Baba Mujhko Dar Lagta Hai

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:44 AM PST

* Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai *

Baba! Meri Miss ne Kaha Hai,
Kal Se Sab School K Bachay
Ghar Main Rahen Gay, Ghar Main Parhengy!

Maine Suna hai!

Ek Barrey Se,
Kaali Moochon walay Uncle
BOMB baandh ker Aengay
Sabh bachey Mer Jaengay!

Bhool Gai Mai Naam bhala tha!
Shayad Dehshat-Gard Kaha tha!

Baba! Kyo Marengay Humko?
Humse koi Bhool hui kia ?
Humse kyo Naraz hen Uncle ?

Baba! Unko Guriya Day Dun?
Ya phir Meri Rangu wali
Yaad hai na woh Neeli Dibya
Meri Pichli Saalgirah per
Aapne Mujhko La Ker di thi!

Or Meri woh Piyari Poni!
Red Color ki, Titli wali!
Woh Bhi Day don?
Phir to Nahi Marein gay mujhko?

Yaad hai Baba ek Dafa jab
Mujhko Haath Pe Chot Lagi Thi
Bohat zayada dard hua tha
Thora Khon Bhi nikla tha!
Bohat Zayada Roi Thi Main .

Kya Yeh BOMB Barra hota hai?
Bohat Ziyada Chot lagay gi ?
Dard Bhi shayad Ziyada Hoga!

Baba Mujhko Darr Lagta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Ne Qaza Namaz Parhi

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:34 AM PST

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Important Health Tips

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:31 AM PST

Very Important Health Tips:

Please Don't Eat
Pizzas,
Samosay,
Sandwich,
Ice Cream,
Chocolate,
And
Dahi Barray.


Without,
ME...
OK?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sadiyon Se Khamosh Thi

Posted: 02 Nov 2009 03:28 AM PST

Woh Jo Sadiyon Se Khamosh Thi,
Kisi Paththar Ki Tarah...







Ek He Chamaat Main,
Gandi Gandi Gaaliyan Dene Lagi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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