Thursday, November 19, 2009

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Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Laash Se Lipat Kar Faraz

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 10:22 AM PST

Roye Woh Is Qadar Unki Laash Se Lipat Kar Faraz...


K Laash Khud Uth Kar Boli.

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Lay Tu Mar Ja.
Saadi Khair Aye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 09:17 AM PST

Husband: Agar Tum India Main Hotin To Woh Log Zaroor Tumhari Puja Kartay.

Wife: Kya Main Husn Ki Dewi Jesi Lagti Hon?

Husband: Nahi.

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GAAYE Jesi Lagti Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 04:58 AM PST

1 Cheeta Charas Ka Cigarette Bana Raha Tha,

Achanak Ek Chooha Bhagta Hua Aaya Aur Bola:
"Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Dekho Kitna Khobsorat Jungle Hai, Aao Mere Sath Jungle Ki Sair Karo."

Cheeta Uske Saath Bhagny Laga.

Agay 1 Hathi Samad Bond Ka Nasha Tayar kar Raha Tha.
Choha Phir Bola:
"Kyon Zindagi Barbad Kar Rahy Ho, Hathi Bhi Unke Sath Ho Liya."

Aagay Ek Shair Heroin Peeny Ko Tayar Tha.
Choha Phir Wohi Bola To Shair Ne Khainch K Thappar Mara.

Cheetay Aur Hathi Ne Wajah Puchi To Shair Bola:
"Kal Bhi Ye Kamina Bhung Pee Kar Mujhe 3 Ghantay Bhagata Raha Tha." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 03:41 AM PST

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai...

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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Sister's Day SMS Poetry

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 02:50 AM PST

Dedicated To All Those Who Have "SISTERS"

Bohat Chanchal, Bohat Khushnuma Si Hoti Hain Behen.

Nazuk Sa Dil Rakhti Hain, Masoom Si Hoti Hain Behen.

Baat Baat Pe Roti Hain, Jhagarti Hain, Larti Hain Nadan C Hoti Hain Behen.

Hain Rehmat Se Bharpoor Allah Ki Rehmat Hoti Hain Behen.

Ghar Bhi Mehak Uthta Hai Jab Muskurati Hain Behen.

Hoti Hai Ajeeb Si Kefiyat Jab Chhor K Chali Jati Hain Behen.

Ghar Lagta Hai Soona Soona Kitna Rula Jati Hain Behen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 12 Boyfriends Bana Kar

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 02:27 AM PST

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.

Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.

MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.

Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.

12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.

Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.

Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.

Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.

Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.

Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathano Ka Aur Faisla

Posted: 19 Nov 2009 01:32 AM PST

Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.


Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.

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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Sath Na Nibha Saka Mera

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 11:47 PM PST

Woh Umar Bhar To Sath Na Nibha Saka Mera Faraz....




Han Yaad Ban K Kabhi Usne Mujhe Tanha Nahi Chora.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Itnay SMS Kya Nahi Karte

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 09:53 PM PST

Dil Se Hum Dillagi Kya Nahi Karte,

Ye Dil Har Kisi Ko Diya Nahi Karte,

Dil Ko Aapka Mobile Number Pasand Aagaya,

Warna Hum Kisi Ko Itnay SMS Kya Nahi Karte.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Shadi Ki First Night

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 09:44 PM PST

Reply Must!

Agar Shadi Ki First Night Aapka Life Partner So Jaye To Aap Kya Karen Gay?


Send This msg to all Your Friends and get Interesting Replies.

Reply Must Okay? I'm Waiting.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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Send Me SMS - Love Nahi To Life Bekaar

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 05:01 AM PST

Muskurahat Nahi To Dosti Bekaar.


Sugar Nahi To Coffee Bekaar.


Love Nahi To Life Bekaar.


Aur Mera SMS Nahi To Aapka Mobile Bekaar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ball Point Manga hai

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:53 AM PST

Bacha: Uncle Abbu ne Ball Point Manga hai.

Parrosi Pen de Kr Bola: Aur kuch kaha tha Abbu Ne?


Bacha: Haan Kaha tha.

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Agar Woh Kutte ka Bacha Na de to Bazaar se le Aana! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Zilhajj Mubarak Ho

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:43 AM PST

Chand Raat Mubarak Ho.
Is Dua K Sath K
Allah Taala

Aapki Zindagi KI
* Har Khuahish *
* Har Tamanna *
* Har Aarzu *
* Har Khushi *
* Har Dua *

Puri Karay.

Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Us Se Judai ka Sabab

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:20 AM PST

Zindgi Per Kitab Likhonga
Us Mai Sary Hisab Likhonga

Pyar ko Waqt Guzari Likh Kar
Chahton ko Azaab Likhonga

Hui Barbad Muhabbat Kaise
Kaise Bikhre ha Khuwab Likhonga

Apni Khwahish ka Tazkra Kar k
Uska Chehra Gulaab Likhonga

Mai Us Se Judai ka Sabab
Apni Qismat Kharab Likhonga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Friendship is Like SMS

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:14 AM PST

Love is Like "Missed Call"..
It Stops When U Try To catch.

But Friendship is like "SMS"
Because it Comes & Stays Inside Ur Inbox.
Until You Delete it.

So Its Up to You To Keep & Value Your Friend!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Abbreviation SMS - Aray Baba SORRY Means

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:12 AM PST

SORRY.

Don't get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:


S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.


Have A wonderful day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Abbreviation SMS - Full Form Of BLESSING

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:11 AM PST

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Signal Pe Khara Har Shakhs

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:06 AM PST

Signal Pe Khara Har Shakhs Yehi Soch Raha Hota Hai

FARAZ...

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Ye Signal Green Kab Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - I Love You ki Hunda Aye

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:05 AM PST

Boy: "I Love You" ki Hunda hai?

Girl: Mein Tere Naal Pyar Kardi Aan.




Boy: Bus English da ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere Naal pyar ho gaya! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - University Ki Larkiyan

Posted: 18 Nov 2009 04:02 AM PST

Arz Kya Hai:


University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.


Kyon K


B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - Is Tarah Nahatay Hain

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:54 AM PST

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Is Tarah Nahatay Hain.

EID Aa Rahi Hai.
Tareeqa Seekh Lo.

1 Saal Main Banda Bhool Jata Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Izzat Se GOSHT Ataa Farma

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:49 AM PST

 ,,,,   Ya Allah
( c '?  Mere Friend
 >--< /'') Ki Ye Eid
Kamiyaab Eid Bana De.


Jahan Jahan Ye Mangnay Jaye.

Wahan Se Izzat Se GOSHT Ataa Farma.

Aameen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Jinka Qurbani ka Irada Ho

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:31 AM PST

Assalam-o-Alaikum!

Jin Logon Ka Qurbani ka Irada Ho.
Unko Chahiye K Zilhajj Ka Chand Nazar Aany K Baad Nakhun Aur Baal Waghera Na Kaaten.
Ye Ek Mustahib Amal Aur Sawab K Baais Hai.
JazakAllah.

Note: Zilhajj Ka Chand Budh (18 November) Ko Mutawaqqay Hai.

Tell Other For Great Ajar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:31 AM PST

Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni Hasrat Se Aye Dost!!!

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Koi PARINDA Tere Munh Per HUGG Jayega... :-)
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Kash Main Tera Bakra Hota

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:26 AM PST

Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota
Aur Kisi Ne Na Sahi Tu Ne To Mujhe Pakra Hota
Tu Hina Lagey Hathon Se Mujhe Pathey Khilati
Thorey Thorey Nahi Sarey Ikathey Khilati
Tu Mujhey Main Main Kar Key Bulati
Aur Sham Ko Gali Main Saath Ghumati
Mere Pass Gaari Na Sahi Chakhra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Tu Meri Suhbat Par Naaz Karti
Bila-Jhijhak Mujhe Aashnae-Raz Karti
Agar Mera Raqeeb Mujhe Chehra Karata
Seeng Marta Foran Usey Takar Karata
Raat Ko Sardi Main Bahir Akra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota

Phir Eid Par Zibah Ho Jata Main
Teri Khatir Cut Mar Jata Main
Teri Muhabat Ne Kuch Iss Tarah Jakra Hota
Kash Is Eid Par Main Tera Bakra Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Kisi Ki Pasand Se Humain Kya

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 09:03 AM PST

Phoolon Ko Phool Pasand Hai.

Dilon Ko Dil Pasand Hai.

Shaair Ko Shairy Pasand Hai.

Kisi Ki Pasand Se Humain Kya.

Humain To Bus Aapki...


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Bachi Pasand Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Extraordinary Circumstances

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 04:59 AM PST

Don't Wait For Extraordinary Circumstances To Do Good Try To Use Ordinary Situation.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - PAIT Kyon Banaya Hai?

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 04:58 AM PST

Teacher To Pathan: "PAIT" Kyon Banaya Hai?

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Pathan: SHALWAAR Baandhnay k Liye!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girls Don't Like to Study

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 03:53 AM PST

Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mere Paas Ghar Hai

Posted: 17 Nov 2009 01:51 AM PST

Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Monday, November 16, 2009

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Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Meeting To End SMS Facility

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:17 AM PST

Breaking News:

SMS Facility Khatam Karne K Liye Ijlaas Jari Hai.

Ijlaas Main Shamil Hain.

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"Ek Doggy"
Sssshh.. Han Wohi Moonchon Wala. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Question Paper in Year 2050

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:08 AM PST

Question Paper in year 2050:

1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.

2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.

3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.

4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.

5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Choha Sugar Mill Ka Malik Hai

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 04:03 AM PST

1 Chooha Taang Per Taang Rakh K Betha Hua Tha.

Sher Aaya, Choohay Ko Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.

Phir Haathi Aaya, Salam Kya Aur Beth Gaya.


Chunti Ne Sher Se Pucha: Aap To Jungle K Badshah Hain Phir Aap Choohay K Samnay Aise Kyon Bethe Hain?


Shair Bola: Aahista Bolo! Ye "Sugar Mill" Ka Malik Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikalna

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:57 AM PST

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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.


Kyon?


Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:52 AM PST

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

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Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha

Posted: 16 Nov 2009 03:48 AM PST

Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


Wah Wah Wah


Ek Muddat Se Usne Humain Sataya He Nahi...


Faraz Cheeni Lene Gaya Tha, Abhi Tak Aaya He Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

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English Friendship SMS - How to Live Without Friends

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 05:56 AM PST

I've Learned many things From my Friends.


They gave me the Tricks for a Stupid Activity.

They gave me Money when I'm Empty in College Canteen.

They raise their Hands towards Me for Good-Bye When I'm leaving them.

They Love Me

They Care Me

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I Love Them Too...

But still I've a Complaint

Still They don't teach Me One Thing

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You know What?


They don't teach Me

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How to Live Without Them.

Dedicated 2 my Friends.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Marriage is Like a Public Toilet

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 05:52 AM PST

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:

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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In

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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Sardiyon Ki Raat Ho Aur

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 05:34 AM PST

Complete This:

"Sardiyon Ki Raat Ho Aur....."

Forward This Message to Your Friends
And Get Mazaydaar Replies...

Reply Is Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Students Preparing For Exams

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 05:21 AM PST

Students While Preparing For Exams:

-Books and Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Reading Headings

-Thinking About Where To Start From

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-Texting Friends

Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bohat Tension Ho Rahi Hai.
Please Pray For Me. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Tough Time Don't Last

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 04:45 AM PST

Tough Time Don't Last:

I said "Sometimes I fail"
HE said "I'll see you Through"
I said "But what if I fall?"
HE said "I'll carry you"

I said "My fears are Great"
HE said "Trust me Alone"
I said "But I'm Depressed"
HE said "I'll cheer you on"

I said "Life isn't Easy"
HE said "Please, let Me help.
Remember, I love you"
I said, "Lord, I accept."

-Perry Tanksley....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Diff b/w Deciding and Doing

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 04:37 AM PST

5 Frogs Are Sitting On a Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
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Moral:
There's a Lot of Difference Between Deciding and Doing. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 03:56 AM PST

Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.

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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Nicest and Safest Place

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 01:46 AM PST

The Nicest Place To Be:
Is in The THOUGHTS of Someone.

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The Safest Place To Be:
Is in The PRAYERS of Someone. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 01:42 AM PST

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.


2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?


1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - I Want Some Fresh Air

Posted: 15 Nov 2009 01:39 AM PST

A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go For a Walk?

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Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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