Sunday, December 6, 2009

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Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Celebrating Topi Day

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 10:05 AM PST

Bijli Pe Topi

Paani Pe Topi

Aatay Pe Topi

Cheeni Pe Topi


Har Cheez Pe Topi Awam Ko Pehnai Hai Z@ardari Ne

And Now He is Celebrating "Topi Day"

Geo PPP Awam Ko Topi Pehna K.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Hardest Part of Missing Friend

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 02:25 AM PST

The Hardest Part of Missing Friends:
Is not Their Absence.


It's When you think of all those good times and ask yourself.


Will those Moments ever Happen Again?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Anger Shows Deep Care

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 02:22 AM PST

Don't Misunderstand the person who shows "Anger" On You,


Because...


Anger is the most easiest Way to Express the "Deep Care".....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - A Sensible Proposal

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 02:07 AM PST

A Sensible Proposal from a Boy to a Beautiful Girl,

Hey Angel,

"I'm not Forcing you to Love Me.

But Don't let Love

Be the Reason for Hating Me."....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I Thought You Are Very Busy

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 01:54 AM PST

I Thought You Are Very Busy so didn't Disturb You.


This is the Main Reason Behind most Broken Friendships.



So Keep Disturbing Your Friends as I did!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Each Drop of a Tear

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 01:50 AM PST

Each Drop of a Tear is Costly Than anything in World!

But,

No One Knows Its Value Until They Have It


In Their Own Eyes for Someone!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Words of Lover Boy

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 01:47 AM PST

Words of Lover Boy:

My Eyes Know that I'm not Perfect Match For Her.

But

My Heart Has No Eyes Or Ears,
So It's Been beating for Her.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Mujhe Tum se Bicharna Hai

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 01:21 AM PST

Bicharnay aur Judai Main Zara sa Farq hota hai
Juda ho kar Kisi se Phir Kabhi koi Nahi Milta

Bichar Jaen to Milnay ka koi Imkaan rehta hai
Juda ho Kar kisi ki Yaad Dil main Reh nahi Sakti

Bichar Jaen to Dil main ik Diya Jalta hi Rehta hai
Juda ho kar Kisi ka Pyaar Dil main Reh nahi Sakta

Bichar Jaen to Dil Main Bus Usi ka Pyar Rehta hai
To phir aay hum sukhan meray tu mera faisla sun lay

Mujhe Tum se Bicharna Hai, Juda Tum se Nahi Hona.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Find Avogadro's Number

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 01:09 AM PST

How do You Find Avogadro's Number?

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Menu > Contacts > Avogadro. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Jiye Sindhi Topi / Ajrak

Posted: 06 Dec 2009 12:54 AM PST

,.*""*.*""*.
,*Sindh Mien *
"*. Rehan .  *"
  "*Waran.*"        
Khey  
 .*""*.*""*. 
*    DiL    *
 "*. San  .*"
    "*.*"
TOPI AJRAK DAY
  *MUBARAK*

JEAY SINIDH. SADA JEAY.
JEAY SINDHI TOPY AJRAK On 6th Dec 2009.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Saturday, December 5, 2009

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Urdu Funny SMS - Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:28 PM PST

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:


ISLAMABAD: Hello Jan
Chalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.

RAWALPINDI: Hello Jan
Kahan ho Tum?
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.

LAHORE: Hello Jan
Aaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.
Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.

KARACHI: Hello Jan
What a Fantastic Mosam,
Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.

PESHAWAR: Hello Jan
Kahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.
Mari To Nahi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Karna itna Aasan Hai

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 10:29 AM PST

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.



LEKIN...



Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Is Paheli Ka Jawab Do

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 06:32 AM PST

Is Swal Ka Jawab Do

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
Its a Challenge.
Reply is must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Auto Graph Please

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 06:25 AM PST

Auto Graph Plz:
___________________
___________________
___________________
___________________

Write There Any Special Words For Me.

Reply Must Please.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Eid k Bad Doston Ki Dawat

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 01:07 AM PST

GOLDEN WORDS:

Jo Shaks Eid k Baad Apne Doston ko Treat Deta Hai,

Usko Chand Jesi Dhulhan Milti Hai.


-William Mufta :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Death of Sardar's Friend

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 01:03 AM PST

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.
Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?

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Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.

haha haha haha :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan's Sleeping Advice

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:58 AM PST

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Tum Sa koi Pyara

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:56 AM PST

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






  (\./)
  /.".) "^----;";_
  \,,/"( ,     ,   )
          / \    / \


Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Lagaan Pakistani Version

Posted: 05 Dec 2009 12:51 AM PST

Lagaan Pakistani Version

Climax Scene: 1 ball 24 Runs Needed.

Bowler bowls

SHAN hits

Ball Splits into 4 Pieces

All pieces go for 6's Pakistan Wins. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Riding a Bicycle / Women

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 07:10 PM PST

Riding Sex:

What is the Difference Between Riding a Bicycle and Riding a Woman?


When Riding a Bicycle You Fix Your Ass and Move Your Legs,

While Riding a Woman you fix your legs and move your ass. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, December 4, 2009

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Smile SMS - Sary Kam Ulte Hote Hain

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:06 PM PST

Waise To Aap k Sarey Kam Ulte Hote Hain.


Sirf Ek Mobile Hi Seedha Pakarte Ho.


Aaj Mobile Bhi Ulta Pakar Kar Dekho oR Ye Purho


(-:6u!¡!ws d33>¡....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Meezan Main Achi Lagti Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:01 PM PST

Tu Door Hai par Teri Yaadein Achi Lagti Hai

Mujhe Teri Pyar Bhari Baaten Achi Lagti Hai

Par un Sab ki Maa ki Aankh

Jinko

HAR CHEEZ MEEZAN ME ACHI LAGTI HAI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Rony Se Badal Jaty Halaat

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:00 PM PST

Ronay Se Badal Jatey Agar Halaat Faraz,


To Aaj Duniya Main Hum Bhi Khush Naseeb Hotay!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Welcome the Fresh Year

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:58 PM PST

Lets Welcome the Year Which is Fresh and New,


Lets Cherish each Moment it Beholds,


Lets Celebrate this Blissful New year. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Naam Dubo Dya School Ka

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:53 PM PST

What Is The Sum Of 1+1?

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Sharam Karo Stupid

Iska Jawab Bhi Dhond Rahy Ho.

Naam Dubo Dya School Ka Bewakoof.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Ziyada Dard Deta Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:41 PM PST

Duniya Main Kon Si Cheez Sab Se Ziada DARD Deti hai?

1.Khawab
2.Love
3.Judai
4.Bebasi
5.Ghreebi
6.Dhoka
7.Jhoot
8.Zakham
9.Moat
10.Bewfai

Select anyone With reason.
Reply.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Paad K Naam Sweet Poem

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:31 PM PST

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo Maray wo Fresh,
Jo Songhay wo Crash,
Kabi Aawaz kabi be awaz hota hai,
Mgr Badbu apni hr su pehlata hai,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar niklta hai,
Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi Seeti b Bajata hai,
Kabi akelay men kabi Mehfil men nikal jata hai,
Akelay ke tou khair hai Magar Mehfil men Tanha Kar jata hai,
Kabi to Aisa Sarrata hai k Naak k baal jala dayta hai,
Aur kabi Dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Bahar Kutta Khara Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:28 PM PST

1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:

Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?

Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun

Wife: To jao na.

Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Un K Bina Kese Ji Payenge

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:27 PM PST

Wo Kehte Hain k
Agar Naseeb Hoga Mera To Hum Unhe Zaroor Paayenge,


Hum Puchte Hain Unse
Agar Hum Bad'Naseeb Huay To Un K Bina Kaise Jee Paayenge!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Height Of Beghairti

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:25 PM PST

True Bayghairti is:


To arrive home late at Night,


Cigarette in hand,


Mom waiting 4 u With a

JHAROO in her hand & u ask:



"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Thursday, December 3, 2009

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Mazahiya Shayari - Moot Le Gali Sonsan Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 05:09 AM PST

Is Gazal ka Unwan Hai

"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Tabiyat Mai Ajab 1 Uljhan hy
Mushkil mai Teri ye jaan hy
Samjh k tu Ek Pathan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

1 Katra b na Chorna
Laga de jitni b jaan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Teri Dhaar Mai kia jaan hy
Teri Dhaar ki kia Shaan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Tere Gird Adam na Adamzaad hai,
Mouqe se utha le faida,
Warna tera apna hi Nuqsan hai
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Degrees Of Girls!

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 04:51 AM PST

Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Attractive Quality

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 03:48 AM PST

Must Reply!

Is DUNYA Mai har Ek k Paas Ek Attractive Quality Hai.

Jiski Wajah se Samnay waly ka Us se Baat Karny ko Dil Chahta Hai.



Meri Aesi Koi Quality Mujhe Bataen agar Mujh Main Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - I Wanna Say Just 3 Words

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:52 AM PST

If I've hurt you any time Anywhere.
If my SMS is disturbing you.
Then seriously
I wanna say just 3 Words.

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"I WILL CONTINUE"


KARLO JO KARNA HAI. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Laila: Tum Majnu Ho?

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:33 AM PST

Laila ne Majnu ko Ek Darakht k Peechy Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Haan

Phir Usko Deevar k Peechey Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Haan

Phir Usko ek Darwaze k Peechay Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Abey Haan! Ab Mootne De gi Ya Nahi? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The Eternal Truth

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:00 AM PST

The Eternal Truth:


The Eternal Man: Do you Love me just Because my Father Left Me a Fortune?

The Eternal Woman: No silly boy!

I'd Love you no Matter Who Left you the Money. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Stop Barking Dog in Backyard

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:18 PM PST

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Cool Morning Breeze

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:13 PM PST

Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,

Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,

All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day

Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:01 PM PST

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar


Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

(\./)
/.".) "^---- ,,
\,,/"( , _ ,_  ; )
      //       // '
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Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Aurat ki Woh Konsi Cheez

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:00 PM PST

Mushkil Sawal:

Aurat ki Woh Konsi Cheez hai Jisey Saari Dunya Dekh Sakti hai.

Magar Uska Husband Nahi Dekh Sakta.

It is challenge For You.
Lazmi Jawab dena.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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Break Up SMS / Shairy - Faqat Usay Bhoolane Ko

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:52 AM PST

Buhat Si Kitabein
Buhat Si CDs Aur Cassetes
Buhat Si Betuki Oppointments
Doston se Phone Par Lambi Taweel Guftugu
Yah Phir Uljhi Rahon Par Chalte
Yonhi Waqat Bitana
Be Simat Raston Par Bewajah Khaak Urana
Yah Phir Net Ke Uljhawon Mein
Be Tarah Khud Ko Uljhana
Baat Be Baat Hansne Ke Bahanay
Buhat Hain Khush
Duniya Ko Dikhane Ko
Kitne Bahane Dhoondta Hai Dil
Faqat Usay Bhoolane Ko.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Zinda Rehna Seekh Raha Hon

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:31 AM PST

Tanha Rehna Seekh Raha Hon
Mar K Jeena Seekh Raha Hon

Maang K Pana Seekh liya Hai
Paa K Khona Seekh Raha Hon

Sabar ko Apni Raah Bana Kar
Kanch Pe Chalna Seekh Raha Hon

Phirty Phirty Sehra Sehra
Piyas ko Peena Seekh Raha Hon

Jeene K Hain Ajeeb Taqazay
Zinda Rehna Seekh Raha Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Naya 2 ka Pahara

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:36 AM PST

2 Aikum 2
Zardari Cheeni Do

2 Dooni 4
Sub Tumse Bezaar

2 Tiya 6
Sheytan k Bachy

2 Choky 8
Sub Kuch Kar Diya Barbad

2 Panjey 10
Ab Tu karle Bus

2 Chikay 12
Ab tu Mat Aana Dobara

2 Satay 14
Mulk ka Kar diya Soda

2 Athey 16
Mulk ka Bacha Bacha Bola

2 Neem 18
Pecha Chor de Hamara

2 Dahaya 20
Ab Tu Chala ja Khabees.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Wo Jo Basa hai Dil Mai

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:24 AM PST

Wo Jo Basa hai Dil Mai Usay btaon kaise,
Darr Bhi lagta hai Zamane se Chupaon Kaise.

Wo to Panchi hai Urr Jaye ga,
Main khud ko Uske Peechay Urraon Kaise.

Main to Uske liye Dunya He Chor Don,
Is se Ziyada main Toot k Usay Chahon Kaise.

Dil hai jo Us ko Apna Maanta hai,
Is dil-e-nadan ko main Samjhaon Kaise.

Wo Mere Dil par Hukumrani Karta hai,
Uske alawa Main Kisi or ko Dil main Basaon Kaise.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Body Parts Tells How To Live

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:14 AM PST

2 Eyes & 1 Tongue:
Which Means We need to Look Twice & Talk Once.

2 Ears & 1 Mouth:
So We need to Listen more than We Talk.

2 Hands & 1 Stomach:
So We need to Work Twice as much as We Eat.

2 Major Brain Parts(Left & Right) & 1 Heart:
So We can Think Twice, But Love Only Once.

Amazing How Our Body Parts Remind Us How To Live.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Si Cheez Impress Karti Hai

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:08 AM PST

Select Any Number then Tell You.
Aap k Chehre ki Kon Si Cheez dosron ko Impress Karti hai.
02
12
22
32
42
52
62
72
82
92

Answers:

02= Ankhain
12= Sadgi
22= Smile
32= Lips
42= Chick
52= Ghussa
62= Haya
72= Behti Naak
82= Kaminapan
92= Masoomiat....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 07:49 AM PST

"Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani"

Page no 1:
Ek dafa ka Zikar hai Kisi Gaon me ek Ghareeb Khandan rehta tha Un k yahan ek Chor Paida hua, Pehly wo Choti Choti Choriyan karta tha, Phir Dakay Dalny Shuru kiye Phr.

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Last Page

Aur Aaj Woh Ek mulk Ka Sadar Hai. :-)

The End....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Ek Pyari Si Smile Chahiye

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 03:22 AM PST

"Thak Thak"

Open The Door!

Kon?


Main


Main Kon?


Main SMS

Kya Chahiye?

Aap K Chehry Per Ek Pyari Si
*(SMILE)* :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Khuda ki Qasam EID Khatam

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 03:12 AM PST

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> Arz
_/'/_ Kya hai.


Dunya Ne Kiye Bohut Zulm-o-Sitam.


Wah Wah Wah.

Dunya Ne Kiye Bohut Zulm-o-Sitam.

Khuda ki Qasam EID Khatam. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sardi ki Pehli Baarish

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 02:50 AM PST

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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