Sunday, May 16, 2010

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Urdu Funny SMS - Achi Biwi Aur Bhoot

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:25 PM PDT

"ACHI BIWI" Aur "BHOOT" Ek Jaise Hotay Hain.


Kyon K Unki Baatain To Sab Karte Hain.


Par Aaj Tak Dekha Kisi Ne Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - B.V Ka Dil Kaise Jeeton?

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:22 PM PDT

1 MEMON ki Shadi hui,
dost se mashwra Liya k Apni bv ka Dil Kaisay Jeetun.

Friend: Us k Pas Cigerate Laga Kar Jana
Aur Dhunwa Us k Mun pe Maar k Kehna
Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Aadat Bhi Chor Sakta Hon.


Usne Aisa hi Kya.

BV Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya


Nahi, Its Ok! Agar GOLD LEAF Hai to Ek SUTTA Mujhe Bhi Lagwa Do. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Ehsas Hai Andaz Nahi

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:16 PM PDT

Dosti" Dil Hai "Dimagh" Nahi,


"Dosti" Soch hay "Awaz" Nahi,


Koi "Aankho" Sa nahi "Dekh" Sakta Dosti K "Jazbe" ko,


Kyon k "Dosti" "Ehsas" hai "Andaz" Nahi......Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - My Wish For You

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:15 PM PDT

"DUA"

I Wish Your Life

"Soft as Silk"

"White as Milk"

"Sweet as Honey"

"Full of Money"

"May all Your Dreams Come True"

This is My Wish For You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:13 PM PDT

Mera Taajub Ajab Nahi Hai.

Wo Shakhs Pehle Sa Ab Nahi Hai.

Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon Main Us Se "Ghalib"

Wo Mera Tha Kab Jo Ab Nahi Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Man Loses Everything

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:11 PM PDT

A Man Loses Everything Bcoz of Drinking;
He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
Smashes the 1st One Swearing
"You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",


Smashes 2nd One saying
"You are The Reason I don't have a Job."


Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,

He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - You Have To Do Whatever

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:06 PM PDT

Select 1 Colour
And You Have To Do Whatever Comes In It.
RED, PURPL, YELLO, BLUE, WHITE, BROWN, SILVER, GOLDEN
& Reply Must


SILVER: Tell Me Your Life's Biggest Achievement

Red: 3 Sentences In My Praise

Golden: Cal Me For 1 Mint

YELLO: Tell Me Your Life Unforgettable Day

WHITE: You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You Meet In Infront Of Everyone

BLUE: Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN: Send Me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple: Send Me Balance Of 50 Rupees....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tumhare Phool Se Chehry Pe

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:05 PM PDT

Tumhare Phool Se Chehry Per Gham Achy Nahi Lagty,

Humain Keh Do Chaly Jaen Jo Hum Achy Nahi Lagty.

Humain Wo Zakhm Do Tum Jo Umar Bhar Na Bhar Payen,

Bohat Jaldi Jo Bhar Jayen Zakhm Achy Nahi Lagty.

Tumhain Har Ghazal Main Rakhna Mera Dastoor Hai Lekin.

Sar E Mehfil Tere Charchy Humain Achy Nahi Lagty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Exams Should Be Like T20

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:02 PM PDT

Cricket Has Reached Exciting Levels With T20 & IPL.

To Improve Exam System, Same Should Be Infused In Exams.

1- Reduce Exam Duration To 1:30 Hr & Marks To 50.

2- Introduce Strategic Break After 30 Mints.

3- Give Free Hit,
That Is A Chance For Students To Write There Own Questions & Answers.

4- 1st 20 Mins Power Play, That Is No Examiner In The Exam Hall.

5- Introduce Fair Play Awards.
6- Cheer Girls To Dance For Correct Answers. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Buray Bain k Bhalay hain

Posted: 15 May 2010 10:50 PM PDT

Yeh Fakhar To Haasil hai, Buray Bain k Bhalay hain,
Do Chaar Qadam Hum bhi Tere Saath Chalay hain.

Jalna To Chiraghon ka Muqaddar hai Azal Se,
Yeh Dil k Kanwal hain k Bujhay hain na Jalay hain.

Thay kitnay Sitaray k Sirr-e-Shaam hi Doobay,
Hungaam-e-Sehar Kitnay hi Khursheed Dhalay hain.

Jo Jhail Gaye Hans k karri Dhoop k Tewar,
Taaron ki Khanak Chaon Me Woh Log Jalay hain.

Ek Shama Bujhayi To Kayee Aur Jala Leen,
Hum Gardish-e-Doraan se bari Chaal Chalay hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Saturday, May 15, 2010

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Mazahiya Shayari - Usne Kaha, Maine Kaha

Posted: 15 May 2010 07:57 AM PDT

Usne Kaha, Tum Mai Pehle Si Baat Nahi,
Maine Kaha Insaan Hon Koi Science ki Ijaad Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Ab Bhi Kisi ki Aankho Mai Doob Jaate Ho?
Maine Kaha, Bawla nahi Hun, Aankhen Hain Koi Talaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Kyun Itna Toot K Chaha Mujhy
Maine Kaha, Dimagh Se Pagal Tha, Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Kiya Mai Bewafa Hon
Maine Kaha, To Itna Dhooke Baaz Hai Jiska koi Hisaab Nahi.

Usne Kaha, Bhool Ja Mujh Ko,
Maine Kaha, Abay Tu Hai Kon? Mujhy To Ye Bhi Yaad Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kahan Pe Masla Hai?

Posted: 15 May 2010 06:50 AM PDT

Ek Bar two Orthopedician (Haddi) Doctors Ja Rahy The.
Saamne Se Ek Langrata hua Aadmi Aaraha tha.

1st Doctor: Iske Ghutna Main Problem Hai.
2nd Doc: Nahi Iske Ankle main hai.

Thori Dair Main Wo Lanagrata Hua Aaya to
Ek Doctor ne Poocha: Aapka Ghutna Toota Hua Hai Ya Ankle?

Aadmi: Meri Chappel Toot Gai Hai is Liye Langra Raha Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Start Wearing Earrings

Posted: 15 May 2010 05:39 AM PDT

A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...

And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.

"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"

FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - How To Catch a Lion?

Posted: 15 May 2010 04:36 AM PDT

How To Catch a Lion?

* Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

* Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,
The lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

* Yash Chopra method:
Take the lion to Australia or US. and kill it in a good scenic location.

* Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

* Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at U. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta

Posted: 15 May 2010 03:26 AM PDT

Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.

Wah G Wah

Teri Zulfon Main Kho Jana Chahta Hon.

Wah G Wah

Par Tu "Tail" He Itna Lagati Hai k Phisal Jata Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Paper Khali Chhor Aata Hon

Posted: 15 May 2010 02:23 AM PDT

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali Chhor Aata Hon Faraz...

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K Kahin Teachers Ye Na Kahen K

Aggon Jawab Dainda Aye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - If You Want To Be Happy

Posted: 15 May 2010 01:19 AM PDT

If You Want To Be Happy For a Short Time: Get Married

For a Long Time: Fall in Love

If You Want To Be Happy Forever: ?

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Don't Ever Think of The Above Two Choices. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Teri Pal Bhur Ki Dil Lagi

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:31 AM PDT

Sham-e-Gham Jab Bikhr Gai Ho Gi.

Jany Kis, Kis k Ghar Gai Ho Gi.

Dair Tak Wo Khafa Raha Mujh Se!

Door Tak Ye Khabar Gai Ho Gi.

Jis Taraf Wo Safar Pe Nikla Tha!

Sari Rounaq Udhr Gai Ho Gi.

Ya Taluq Na Nibha Saka Us Se,

Ya Tabiyat He Bhur Gai Ho Gi.

Teri Pal Bhur Ki Dil Lagi Mohsin!

Us Ko Barbad Kar Gai Ho Gi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Baatain Yaad Aati Hain

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:22 AM PDT

Woh Sari Baatain Yaad Aati Hain Usko

Woh Subhain,
Woh Shaamain

Wohi Zindagi ki Musafatain

Jinhain Gin Gin K Guzara Kartay Thay.

Phir Jab Haqeeqaton Main Wapis Lout'ta Hai

To Muskura Daita Hai

Aur

Sar Jhatak K Kehta Hai.

PAGLI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Kyun Uddas Beithy Ho

Posted: 15 May 2010 12:18 AM PDT

Bolta Nahi Koi, Is Liye Zamane Se

K Log Toot Jate Hai Faisle Sunane Se.

Kyun Uddas Beithy Ho Is Tarah Andhere Mai.

Dukh To Kam Nahi Hote Roshni Bhujane Se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Friday, May 14, 2010

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Self Praising SMS - Achay Logon Ki Khoobi

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:29 AM PDT

Achay Logon Ki Ye Khoobi Hoti Hai


K

Unhain YAAD Rakhna Nahi Parta.

Woh YAAD REH Jatay Hain.


Jaise Meri He Misaal Le Lo. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Ko Naraz Kar Dia

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:26 AM PDT

ALLAH ne "SOOD" se Roka,
Humne Bank Bana diye,

ALLAH ne "Zina" se roka,
Humne Cable chala dia,

ALLAH ne "Parde" ka hukm dia,
Humne be-hyai ko aam krdia,

ALLAH ne kaha mere NABI ki sunnat ko na chorna,
Humne Ghairo k Tariqe apna lye,

ALLAH ne kaha QURAN me tmhari kamyabi poshida hai,
Hum usy OXFORD ki kitabo me dekhte hen,

Zara Sochiye k hm isi wja se preshan or Zalil ho rahe hen,

Jisko Razi Karna tha usi ko Naraz Kar Dia.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Seene Se Emaan Hai Ghayab

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:22 AM PDT

Seene se Hamare Kahin Emaan hai Ghayab,
Muslim hain per Pehchan Ghayab.

Dunia ki Lazzatoun Main bus Mashghol Hain Hum Sub,
Or Dil se RAB-PAK ka Farman Hai Ghayab.

Hum Samne Kaise jayn Gey KHUDA K,
Jab Aakhrat ka Sabhi Saman hai Ghayab.
(Namaz Qaim Kijye or Apni Aakhrat Sanwaren)
JUMMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Soorat Nahi Seerat Dekho

Posted: 14 May 2010 09:16 AM PDT

Hum Dosti Main Soorat Ko Nahi Seerat Ko Dekha Karte Hain Faraz...




Tabhi To Mere Saray Dost Ajeeb-o-Ghareeb Se Hain.


( @_@ ) Khalaai
< # > Makhlooq. :-)
_/\_
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par

Posted: 14 May 2010 08:19 AM PDT

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,

1 Larki Bethi Thi.

Usne Apny Sath Bethe Larkay Se Poocha

Tum Boltay Kyon Nahi?

Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Diya,

Or.

Rait Per Likha.

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Mere Moon Main Gutka Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Hum Jeet Chukay Har Jang

Posted: 14 May 2010 08:12 AM PDT

Hum Jeet Chukay Har Jang,

Ab Ye Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai.

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AFRICA Ko Hara Chukay Faraz.

Ab AUSTRALIA Ki Baari Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Apki Tasweer Nazar Ati Hai

Posted: 14 May 2010 07:09 AM PDT

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Chaye Se Urty Dhuen Mai Aapki Tasweer Nazar Aati Hai,


Rozana In He Chakro Mai Meri Chai Thandi Ho Jati Hai.
GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua

Posted: 14 May 2010 06:07 AM PDT

Jumma-tul-Mubarak ki Dua:

Allah Aapki Umer Lambi Kary
Allah Aapko Khush Rakhy
Allah Aapke Rizq Main Barkat De
Allah Aapki Har Murad Puri Kary



Yaad Ho Gaya?

Chal Pakar Pyala or Pohanch Masjid Pe. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Bohat Meherban Hai

Posted: 14 May 2010 05:04 AM PDT

ALLAH Rab-ul-Izzat Kitna Kareem or Meherban hai.


Hamari Ibadat or Taqwa Hamare Chehre Se Zahir Karta Hai.

Magar

Hamare Gunah Doosron Se Chupata Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Iblees Bhi Musalman ho Jaye

Posted: 14 May 2010 04:02 AM PDT

Husn-e-Kirdar Se Noor-e-Mujasim Ho Ja...


K Iblees Bhi Tujhey Dehkey to Musalman ho Jaye.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Thursday, May 13, 2010

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Happy Marriage SMS - How To Choose A Wife

Posted: 13 May 2010 07:59 AM PDT

Nobody Teaches

Volcanoes to Erupt,
Tsunamis to Devastate,
Hurricanes to Sway Around
&
No One Teaches
How To Choose A Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - 2 Tyres of a Vehicle

Posted: 13 May 2010 05:32 AM PDT

HUSBAND and WIFE are Like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle:

If 1 Punctures,
The vehicle Can't Move Further.



Moral:
Always Keep a SPARE TYRE. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Khuda ki Jannat Dekho

Posted: 13 May 2010 12:01 AM PDT

Khuda ki Jannat Duniya Mai Kabhi Dekhne ka Shouq ho Tumhain



Faqat Ek bar Apni Maa ki Goud Mai Kabhi So Kar Dekhna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Little Complicated Case

Posted: 12 May 2010 11:58 PM PDT

Dr Returned To his Clinic after a Day Off
And asked his Assistant Sardar about the Patients.

Sardar: The 1st had a Headache. I gave him Panadol

Dr: Bravo!

Sardar: 2nd had a Runny Nose and I gave him Coldarin.

Dr: Bravo, Bravo!

Sardar: 3rd one was a Little Complicated!
A woman Came, She took Off her Clothes and Lay Down on the Table
And Shouted, "HELP ME! For 5 years I have not Seen a Man!

Dr: What did you do?

Sardar: I PUT DROPS IN HER EYES! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt

Posted: 12 May 2010 10:54 PM PDT

LAHORE aur Uske Mazafaat Main...

"Shareef" Logo K!

Good Night Kehne Ka Waqt Hua Jata Hai.

Baqi Log Apny Muqami Waqt K Mutabiq Good Night Karen.

Shukriya.

Good Night....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Class K Sath Group Photo

Posted: 12 May 2010 09:51 PM PDT

1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,

Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:

"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"

Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool

Posted: 12 May 2010 08:49 PM PDT

Buhat Muqaddas Hai Merey Piyary Nabi (S.A.W) k Qadmo ki Dhool.



Kash K Is Dhool ka Koi Zarra Meri Qabar ki Zeenat Ban Jaye.

AAMEEN SUMMA AAMEEN....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Sharifon ko Jeeney Nahi Deti

Posted: 12 May 2010 07:46 PM PDT

Girl: Ye jo Samne Larka Betha Hai is ka Name Kya Hai?


Waiter: Yeh "SAYYAM" Sahab Hain.


Girl: Ye Mujhe Ek Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain.


Waiter: Magar Wo To Aapki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay.


Girl: Yehi to Pareshani hai.



Moral: Duniya Shareefon ko Jeeney Nahi Daiti. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo

Posted: 12 May 2010 06:43 PM PDT

Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.


Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?


Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi
3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.

Aur

Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Chemistry of Life

Posted: 12 May 2010 05:40 PM PDT

Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He'll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

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English Funny SMS - Ladies Are Selfish

Posted: 12 May 2010 04:49 AM PDT

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Gunah Per Sharminda Hona

Posted: 12 May 2010 04:47 AM PDT

"GUNAH"
Per SharMinda Hona
"NADAMAT"

OR

Chor Dena
"EHSAS" Hy

NADAMAT Se
EHSAS Tk
Ke
Safar Ko
"TOBA"
Khty Hy

AO LOAT CHLAIN APNE "RAB" KI TARAF!
Prayer 4 ALL.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Throw Stones in Your Path

Posted: 12 May 2010 03:45 AM PDT

People will always Throw Stones in your path!

It depends on you! What do you make from it:

A "Wall" of difficulties
OR
A
"Bridge of Success"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Zinda Rehne K Liye Zaroori

Posted: 12 May 2010 02:44 AM PDT

Class Teacher To student.

Batao Bacho Zinda Rehny k Liye Kiya Cheez Zarori Hai?


Student Zor se bolay:

Zinda Rehny k Liye Teri Qasam!

Ek Mulaqat Zarori Hai Sanam.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - YAADON ko Bhulane Main

Posted: 12 May 2010 01:43 AM PDT

YAADON ko Bhulane Main kuch dair to lagti hai.

ANKHON ko sulany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Kisi SHAKHS ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota.

DIL ko samjhany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Bhari MHAFIL main jab koi achanak yaad aa jay.

Phir Aanso chupany main kuch dair to lagti hai.

Jo shakhs JAAN se b pyara ho achanak door ho jay.

Dil ko YAQEEN dilany main kuch dair to lagti hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Abr-e-Baran k Irade

Posted: 12 May 2010 12:42 AM PDT

Abr-e-Baran k Irade b pur-israr se hen,
Aj barse gi ghata khul k ye aasar se hen.

Log aate hen theharte hen chale jate hen,
Apne halaat b ujre hue bazar se hen.

Wo agr chahe to de sharf-e-mulaqat muje,
Sb umiden meri wabasta mere yar se hen.

Ye zarori to nhi jeet musarrat bakhshe,
Aisi khushian b hen milti.. jo sirf haar se hen.

Sar-bakaf ho k tere kooche ko chal nikla hun,
Azm to pakay.. mgr raaste dushwar se hen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Raat Ho Gai Hai So Jaa

Posted: 11 May 2010 11:41 PM PDT

Go My Sweet Sms
Sweet Dost K Pas
Sweet Galiyon Se Ho Kar
Sweet Style K Sath
Sweet Smile K Sath
Sweet Mood K Sath
Sweet Se Andaz Mein Kehna!
Raat Ho Gai Hai So Jaa.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Ek Baar Bewafaai Karon

Posted: 11 May 2010 10:40 PM PDT

Dil mera har Lamha jisay Paanay ki Dua Karta hai.

Misl-e-khushbu vo meri saanson mein basaa karta hai.

Uske lehjay se Gulaabon ki Mehak Aati hai.

Baat karta hai to Waqt Ruka Karta hai.

Sochta Hon ke Ek Baar Bewafaai Karon.

Main bhi to Dekhon ke Wo Kaisey Waafa Karta hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khof-e-Duniya Se Mere

Posted: 11 May 2010 09:41 PM PDT

Khof-e-Duniya Se Mere Pas Na Aane Wale,

Jaan Rakhte Hain Hatheli Pe Nibhane Wale,

Meri Ruswai Mein Gheron Ka Koi Dosh Nahi,

Es Mein Shamil Hain Mere Apne Chahne Wale,

Kitna Nadan Hon K Es Aas Pe Zindah Hon Abhi,?

Lout Aayen Gay Mujhe Chhor K Jane Wale,

Ab Tu Rasta Hai Na Manzil Na Shanasa Koi,

Shukriya Shukriya Es Morr Pe Lane Wale,

Ab Kahon Tujh Ko Main Mohsin Tu Bhala Kesay Kahon?

Kar K Ehsan Sar-e-Aam Jatane Wale.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend

Posted: 11 May 2010 08:39 PM PDT

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend De
Ya
Na De,
Pr Mainu Zaroor De.
Aj Di Iss Pyari G Gal Dy Naal,

"Good Night"....Read More SMS/Jokes