Friday, March 26, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Islamic SMS - Fwd This Precious Information

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 10:50 AM PDT

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain.

Dunya Ka Bare Se Barra Pump Bhi 7,000ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai.

Lekin.

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai.

Wo Bhi Non Stop.

SUBHAN'ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK'ALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Heart Of Boys R Like Temple

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 10:48 AM PDT

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple!

Holy
Truthful
Pure


That's Why

When Boys Say.
I Love You.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Afsana: Tum Rehti Ho

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 10:44 AM PDT

Tum Rehti Ho!

Itni Barri in Dunyaaon Main
Apny Naam ki Takhti Waali Ek Imaarat
Kitnay Dukhon ki Eenten Chun Kar
Ghar Banti Hain...

Pathar Pathar Jorr k Dekho
Mai ne Bhi ik Ghar hai Banaya
Rangon, Phoolon, Tasveeron Se is ko Sajaya
Darwaaze ki Loh Per Apna Naam Likhaaya
Lekin Is k Har Kamray Main
Tum Rehti Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Nigahen Tham k Dekhna

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 10:39 AM PDT

Jab Dekho Mujhe to Apni Nigahen Tham k Dekhna.


Kahin Meri Dard Bhari Nigahon Se Tumhain Mohabat Na Ho Jaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Tanha Yaad Satayegi

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 09:36 AM PDT

Din Main Tanha Yaad Satayegi.
Raat ko Chonk k Uth Jao gey.

Raat Bhar Neend Kyon Nahi Aati.
Tum Khud Bhi Samjh na Pao gey.

Log Puchy gey us Tanhai ka Sabub.
Kya Chupao gey, Kya Batao gey.

Palkain Her Baar Bheeg Jaingi.
Jab Kabhi Khul k Muskrao gey.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Raat Bhar Jaagtay Hain

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 08:27 AM PDT

Woh Log jo Raat Bhar Jaagtay Hain FARAZ!

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Unhain Subah Tight Waali Neend Aati Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Bachon Se Nafrat Hai

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 07:22 AM PDT

Bacha Miss Se: Miss Aap Muje Bohat Achi Lagti Ho,
Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga.

Miss Ghussey Se: Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat Hai!

Bacha: Miss Me Koshish Karonga Ke Bachey Na Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Aaho Kon Log Kehte Hain?

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 06:16 AM PDT

Pathan: Ye 'Aaho' Kon Log Kehte Hain?

Punjabi: Ye Jahil Log Kehte Hain.

Pathan: Tum to Parhe Likhe ho Na?


Punjabi: "Aaho" :-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Dedicated to Engineering Students

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 05:14 AM PDT

Hum ENGINEERING Waly Marty Nahi

Zinda Dafnaye Jatay Hain.

Har Ek Period Main Tarpaye Jatay Hain.

Koi Khol Kar Dekhe Kafan ko Unke

Qabar Mai Bhi Derivations

Derive Karte Paye Jaty Hain.

Dedicated to All Engineering Students.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Dil Ki Dharkan He Ruk Gai

Posted: 26 Mar 2010 04:00 AM PDT

Itni Si Baat Pe Dil Ki Dharkan He Ruk Gai Faraz.

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Ek Pal Jo Tasawwur Kiya Uske Bina Jeenay Ka.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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