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Urdu Poetry SMS - Tum ne pucha ha chalo tum ko bata detay

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 05:00 AM PST

Tum ne pucha ha chalo tum ko bata detay han,

Jo hum par guzri ha tum ko b suna detay han,

Teray bad humien khud pe b eitabar nahi,

Lafz likhtay han likh kar mita detay han,

Nami aankho mien liye logon se kabi hans lain,

Tu aesa lagta ha k khud ko saza detay han,

Teri yaad se ek pal b ghafil na rahay,

Yun hi dil k bahhal jane ko bhola detay han

Hum ne hans k tery 7th guzare thay kabi

Yaad atay han jo wo pal tu rula dety hain..:-*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me at

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:59 AM PST

Shadi k bad pehli rat dulha kamray me atay huye
chair se takra k gir gya

.

Dulhan: (ghabratay huye) aray shahid BHAI Aagaye ap

MORAL:Aur kro khandaan me shadi..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - All ants participated in cycle race sudd

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:57 AM PST

All ants participated in cycle race suddenly elephent walked on the way 1 ant suddenly put brake and shouted.....
"Oay MOTAY MARNA E....!"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pilot 2 Ctrl Tower:This is IX 3J27.I'm 3

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:56 AM PST

Pilot 2 Ctrl Tower:This is IX 3J27.I'm 300 Miles 4m Land, 600 Feet Over Water With No Fuel.Awaiting Instructions

Control tower:"Contact Zubaida Apa,over":-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Malik mumtaz hussain Qadri Teri Jurat ko Salam

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:53 AM PST

Malik mumtaz hussain Qadri Teri Jurat ko Salam.
Aashiq Rasool s.a.w hony ka haq ada kr dya.

es mujahid-e-haq ko forn reha keya jae. .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Why girls get married And go To

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:32 AM PST

Why girls get married And go 2 a strangers home?

Coz dey r blessed angles of d Almighty,
After filling their own home wid color of Happiness, dey go away 2 colour others home,
realise the values of gals n respect them........Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Mulk ki khidmat krne k liye

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:29 AM PST

Mulk ki khidmat krne k liye sirf doctor ya engineer ban'na zarori nh..
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Aap security guard bhi ban skte hein.. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - GREAT TRUTH...!!! Tears Do Not Come W

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:28 AM PST

GREAT TRUTH...!!!

Tears Do Not Come When U
Miss A Person..
.
.
It Comes When U Do Not
Want To Miss A Person.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - !!Solve The Equation!! You + Me =??

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:28 AM PST

!!Solve The Equation!!

You + Me =??

Send It To All &
Get KOoL Answers.
But Reply Me First.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - My happy st0ry, They said 10th class

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:26 AM PST

My happy st0ry,

They said 10th class was important !!

I believed n studied,

they lied….!

They said 12th class was important !!

I believed and studied,

they lied…!;-(

They now say semester exams are important,

I said "I m studyng"
They believed %-)
and
i lied:-P

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Mark Willson Said

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:23 AM PST

Mark Willson Said
"To Be The Subject oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Failure iN Life,
And
tO Be The Object oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Success iN Life" ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - I studied Everythng but never topped

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 04:22 AM PST

"I studied Everythng but never topped,
But 2day the topperz of da best Universitiez r my Employeez"
(BILL GATES)

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHNG..
HAVE YOUR OWN...;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Don't Worry When You Are Not Recogn

Posted: 07 Jan 2011 12:22 AM PST

"Don't Worry
When You Are Not
Recognized,
But
Strive To Be
Worthy Of
Recognition ..."

~Abraham Lincoln~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - How To B Successful ... ? If U W

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:37 PM PST

How To B Successful ... ?



If U Wana b Successful
Find Someone Who Has Achieved The Results U Want
And
Copy What They Do
And
U'll Achieve The Same Results (:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Life is "T r y i n g T h i n g s

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:36 PM PST

Life
is
"T r y i n g
T h i n g s
T o
S e e
I f
T h e y
W o r k"
{|Ray Bradbury|}....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Great Success Mantra , "I m No

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:36 PM PST

The Great Success Mantra ,


"I m Not In Competition With Anybody



But Myself.



My Goal is To Beat



My Last PerformAnce"



-BILL GATES.!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Working Towards Success Wil Make U a M

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:36 PM PST

Working Towards Success
Wil Make U a Master But
Working Towards
Satisfaction Makes U a Legend.

Strive for Excelence
Be a Legend.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - WhAt pEopLe sAyS u doN't woRRy!! BeC

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:34 PM PST

WhAt pEopLe sAyS u doN't woRRy!!

BeCaUsE sHakSpHeRe sAy

"v kNoW wHaT v r,bUt v d0N't kNoW wHaT v cAn bE"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - H.O.P.E Is AlWaYs AvAiLaBlE tO uS.

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:33 PM PST

H.O.P.E
Is AlWaYs
AvAiLaBlE
tO uS.
WhEn We
Feel DeFeAteD,
wE nEeD oNlY
tAkE a DeEp BrEaTh
AnD
sAy, 'Y.E.S'
aNd
H.O.P.E WiLl
ReApPeAr .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - When The World Says, G I V E U P

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:33 PM PST

When The World Says,

G I V E U P


Hope

W H I S P E R S,


Try It O N E More


T I M E (:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - SelF COnfIDEnce. "I M Indeed A

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:32 PM PST

SelF COnfIDEnce.

"I
M
Indeed
A
King
Cuz
I
Know
How
To
Rule
Myself. . ."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Don't Spend Your Precious Time Askin

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:32 PM PST

Don't Spend Your

Precious Time Asking

"Why Isn't The World A Better Place?"

It Will Only Be Time Wasted.

The Question To Ask Is

"How Can I Make It Better?"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Waves are inspiring... . . . NoT

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:31 PM PST

Waves are inspiring...
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NoT because they RiSe and FaLL
.
BuT
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because each time they FaLL, they always try to RiSe again...!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Some People Think That ... BLACK Col

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:31 PM PST

Some People Think That ...

BLACK Color

As Sentimentaly Bad

But

They Forget

To Know About


"Every Black Board,

Makes Bright Students ... "....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Champions r nt superhumans,they just fig

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:30 PM PST

Champions r nt superhumans,they just fight 1 extra secnd whn every1 else quit. Remembr, sometimes 1 extra secnd of effort gives u the success. Keep trying.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:30 PM PST

If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END's

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "In the time of crises i was not hurt by

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:29 PM PST

"In the time of crises i was not hurt by the harsh words of my ENIMIES,
But
By the silence of my FRIENDS."



[WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE]....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Step by step the journey goes on, Li

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:29 PM PST

Step by step the journey goes on,

Little by little it may seem so long.

Forget about ur past, you can't change it,

Forget about your future, you cant predict it.

Just think about present, you can handle it.

Enjoy present's every moment & be happy...

Always aiming high.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - B Satisfied With LIFE & Always Unsat

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:28 PM PST

B Satisfied With LIFE & Always

Unsatisfied With The

RESULTS You Produce.


Thats The

Best Way

To Keep

Growing & Discover



Our Hidden Potential.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - FoR gOoD oR iLl, YoUr CoNvErSaTiOn Is

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:28 PM PST

FoR gOoD oR iLl,
YoUr CoNvErSaTiOn Is YoUr AdVeRtIsEmEnT ...
EvErY tImE yOu OpEn YoUr MoUtH
yOu LeT tHe PeOpLe
LoOk InTo YoUr MiNd ...

(Bruce Barton)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - I Don't Know With What Weapons ... Wha

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:27 PM PST

I Don't Know With What Weapons ...
What Weapons World War 3 Will Be Fought ...
But
World War 4 Will Be Fought With Sticks And Stones ... =D =P

Albert Einstein....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Don't Be Afraid Of Pressure ... Rememb

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:27 PM PST

Don't Be Afraid Of Pressure ...
Remember That
Pressure Is What Turns A Lump Of Coal In To A Diamond .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "A Beautiful Saying" "Do Not Wish Fo

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:27 PM PST

"A Beautiful Saying"

"Do Not Wish For Less Problems,
Always Wish For More Skills"........Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Best Portion Of A Good Man's Life,

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:26 PM PST

The Best Portion Of A Good Man's Life,
His Little, Nameless, Unremembered Acts Of Kindness & Love

/William Wordsworth/

Act Kindly & Scatter Love....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Quote: Be Like A Postage Stamp--Stic

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:26 PM PST

Quote:

Be Like A Postage Stamp--Stick To One Thing Until You Get There

(Josh Billings)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Worry Litle Bit Evryday n In a Lyfty

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:24 PM PST

Worry Litle Bit Evryday
n
In a Lyftym U'll Lose a Couple Of Years
If Sumthing Is Wrong, Fix It If U Can
But
Train Urself Not 2 Worry
Worry Never Fixes Anything....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never walk on the traveled path, becaus

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:23 PM PST

"Never walk on the traveled path, because it only leads you where the others have been."

~Graham Bell~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - A Bird Sitting On Branch Of A Tree Is No

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:23 PM PST

A Bird Sitting On Branch Of A Tree Is Not Afraid By The Shaking Branch

Because The Bird Trusts Not Branch But Her Wings.

Believe In Urself.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Do u know why d car's windscreen is so

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:21 PM PST

Do u know
why d car's windscreen is so large & the rear view mirror so small?
Coz ur past isn't as important as ur future.
So look ahead & move on!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Alexander's last words: 'Buried my bod

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:20 PM PST

Alexander's last words:
'Buried my body, don't build my monument, keep my hand outside so da world knws who won da world had nothing in hand when died"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Legendary Words by Charlie Chaplin "

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:20 PM PST

Legendary Words by Charlie Chaplin

"Life laughs at u when u r unhappy"


"Life smiles at u when u r happy"

But

"Life salutes u when u make others happy"

So be happy always & make others happy too..............Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - I Believe That If You Show People The

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:18 PM PST

I Believe That
If You Show People The Problems
And
You Show Them The Solutions
They Will Be Moved To Act ...

>> BILL GATES <<....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - ||~ If You Don't Get Everything You Want

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:18 PM PST

||~ If You Don't Get Everything You Want, Think Of The Things You Don't Get That You Don't Want. ~||

( Oscar Wilde )....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lo

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:17 PM PST

A Painful Phrase Written By A Boy Who Lost His Parents in Tsunami


"Sea I Will Never Forgive You Even If Your Waves Touch My Feet Million Times..."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Look At The Clock When You Are Sitti

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:16 PM PST

Look At The Clock When You

Are Sitting idle.

But Never Look At The Clock

When You Are Working.

~Bill Gates~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - T H E R E I S N O T H I N G

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:16 PM PST

T H E R E

I S

N O T H I N G

E I T H E R

G O O D

O R

B A D

B U T

T H I N K I N G

M A K E S

I T

S O . . .

(§hakEsPeArE)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - iT iS oNe Of ThE bLeSsInGs Of OlD fRiEnD

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:15 PM PST

iT iS oNe Of ThE bLeSsInGs Of OlD fRiEnDs ThAt YoU cAn AfFoRd To Be StUpId WiTh ThEm... (=

( Ralph Waldo Emerson )....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - An excellent saying.... "To have a f

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:14 PM PST

An excellent saying....

"To have a failure in life is not a crime but to have a low aim in life is a crime" (shakespere).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - GiViNg YoUr SoN a SkIlL iS bEtTeR tH

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

GiViNg YoUr SoN
a SkIlL
iS bEtTeR tHaN
gIvInG hIm
OnE tHoUsAnD pEiCeS oF gOlD ...

~ Chinese Saying ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - What Can You Do To Promote World Peace ?

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:13 PM PST

What Can You Do To Promote World Peace ?

Go Home And Love Your Family...

~ Mother Teresa ~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - To AcHiEvE sOmEtHiNg YoU'vE nEvEr AcHiEv

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:12 PM PST

To AcHiEvE sOmEtHiNg YoU'vE nEvEr AcHiEvEd BeFoRe,
YoU mUsT bEcOmE sOmEoNe YoU'vE nEvEr BeEn BeFoRe.

-BrIa TrAcY....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Richard Moss --- ''The greatest gift

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:11 PM PST

Richard Moss ---

''The greatest gift you can give to someone is the purity of your attention''....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never allow a girl to talk too much 2 U

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:11 PM PST

"Never allow a girl to talk too much 2 U.

Or else,

later she will make U talk alone."

-Bernard Shaw....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Ager tawakal sekhna ha to parindon se se

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:10 PM PST

Ager tawakal sekhna ha to parindon se seekho k jab woh sham ko ghar wapis jatay hain to unki chonch main kal k liye koi dana nahi hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Meaning of lyf is containd in evry sngle

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:05 PM PST

Meaning of lyf is containd in evry sngle expresion of lyf Its presnt in infinity of forms & phenomena tht exist in all of creation

Michael jackson....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - In a world filled with hate, V must stil

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:05 PM PST

In a world filled with hate, V must still dare to hope
In a world filled with anger, V must still dare to comfort
In a world filled with despair, V must still dare to dream
And
In a world filled with distrust, V must still dare to believe ...

~*~Michael Jackson~*~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - If You Enter This World Knowing You r Lo

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:04 PM PST

If You Enter This World Knowing You r Loved
&
You Leave This World Knowing The Same
Then
Everything That Happens In Between Can Be Dealt With

_Michael Jackson_....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - QUOTE: The tragedy of life does not lie

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:02 PM PST

QUOTE: The tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. (Benjamin Mays)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Discussion is the way for gaining knowle

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:01 PM PST

Discussion is the way for gaining knowledge"...

"Argument is the way for gaining enemies..."

-Robert Stille....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - A Competitor wil always win, no matter w

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:00 PM PST

A Competitor wil always win, no matter what the circumstances are. Competitors take bad brakes and use them to drive themselves that much harder; whereas losers take bad brakes and use them as reasons to give up.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Q U O T E "Effort Within The Mind Fu

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 11:00 PM PST

Q U O T E

"Effort Within The Mind Further Limits The Mind,
Because Effort Implies Struggle Towards A Goal And When You Have A Goal, A Purpose, An End In View
You Have Placed A Limit On d Mind..."

~*~ Bruce Lee ~*~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Whenever there is a hard job to be done

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:59 PM PST

"Whenever there is a hard job to be done, I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it."
(W. Chrysler)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "The arms of a man" and "The tears o

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:58 PM PST

"The arms of a man"
and
"The tears of a woman"
can do every task of the world".....
(Aristotle)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "First We Make Our Attitude Then

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:57 PM PST

"First We Make Our Attitude

Then

Our Attitude Make Us..."

~.~ Denis Waitley ~.~....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "If I've 8 hours to chop down a tree, I

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:56 PM PST

"If I've 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 hours sharpening the axe."

(Abraham Lincoln)

Work smarter, Not harder!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - QUOTE: Behaviour is a mirror in which ev

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:55 PM PST

QUOTE: Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. (Goethe)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - QUOTE: Beautiful faces are those that we

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:54 PM PST

QUOTE: Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. (Ellen Palmer Allerton)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - quote:"Life belongs to the living, and h

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:54 PM PST

quote:"Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - THOUGHT OF THE DAY: ''The greatest a

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:53 PM PST

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

''The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don't have to remember what you said". (Francis Becon)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The trouble with the world is that, th

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:50 PM PST

The trouble with the world is that,
the stupids are full of confidence and the intelligents are full of doubts.
(SHAKESPEARE)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Phone Ki Ring hui. Husband: Mere liye H

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:36 PM PST

Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - When there iz a long gap b/w engagement

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:34 PM PST

When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,"who is most benefited??"


"BOY..?


"NO...!


"GIRL..?


"NO...!

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"its the mobile company" :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf doctor y

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 10:29 PM PST

Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye sirf doctor ya engineer ban'na zarori nh..
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Ap security guard bhi ban skte hein... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - AVOIDANCE Is D Best Punishment You Can G

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 12:45 AM PST

AVOIDANCE Is D Best Punishment You Can Give To Your Loved Ones N It Is D Most Painful Experience You Can Receive From Your Loved Ones . .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - A Fabulous Quote By The Comedy King Char

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 12:44 AM PST

A Fabulous Quote By The Comedy King Charlie Chaplin

~ Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Attitude Matters: Don't Say, "No One

Posted: 06 Jan 2011 12:43 AM PST

Attitude Matters: Don't Say,

"No One Likes Me." Just Say,

"There Is No One Like Me." Feel The Change. So Live Your Life As You.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - Your mother uses your fathers one Your

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 08:18 PM PST

Your mother uses your fathers one
Your Aunt uses your Uncles
Your grandma uses you grandpas
Your sister uses you brother in laws



Guess what is it??



Surname, you dirty mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 08:06 PM PST

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.




Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Most successful Happy married life is

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 08:05 PM PST

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
.
.
Yet to be seen
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah B

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 08:02 PM PST

Boy: Do u have a pen?

Girl: Yeah

Boy:oh..its out of ink!

Girl: What? you're
kidding.it works!

Boy: It doesn't work!
well,u try...go write
your cell phone number here....
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak an

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 07:59 PM PST

Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted!
Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised?



Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 07:58 PM PST

Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example

Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)

We are in Love Now
(Present)

We Will Run Away Tomorw
(Future)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girl

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 07:56 PM PST

What is "big" in Ladies, "small" in girls
and "not" there in babies???

?

?

?

?

The Letter "L"

what u thinking..?? dirty mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Is Say Barh Kar Beizzati Ka Maqam Kia Ho

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 06:10 PM PST

Is Say Barh Kar Beizzati Ka Maqam Kia Hoga

FaRAZ,

K Samnay Se Meri Bachchi Arahi Thi Aur Mein Deewar Per soso kar Rha Tha.
(^.^)>
<) ( Ooo..Ssshitt
| \_

....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - era Lehja Teri Baten Achi Lagti Hain

Posted: 05 Jan 2011 04:18 AM PST

"Tera Lehja Teri Baten
Achi Lagti Hain"
..
"Teri Sochen Teri Yaaden
Achi Lagti Hain"

"Tu De Ab Ilzam
Ya De Apni Chahat"
..
Ab Teri Sari Soghaten
Achi Lagti Hain"

"Jis Din Se Dil Tere
Naam Pe Dharka Hai"
..
Us Din Se Humein Apni
Saansein Achi Lagti Hain".....Read More SMS/Jokes
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