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Sad Poetry SMS - Yeh Sangdiloon Ki Dunya Hai

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:27 AM PST

~Yeh Sangdiloon Ki Dunya Hai, Yahan Sambhal Ke Chalna,,,

~,"A",~DOST",~

~Yahan Palkon Pe Bithaya Jata Hai,,, Nazroon Se Girane K Liye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Separation Is A Wound

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:25 AM PST

"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Every Person Around you is

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:22 AM PST

Every Person Around you is
Going to Hurt U at Some Point of Time..
But its upto U to Decide What is Important..

THE Pain or THE Person..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Worst Feeling Isn't

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:20 AM PST

The Worst Feeling Isn't
Being Lonely ...
Its Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could
Never Forget ...
' LoSt DeSiRe '....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ye hey papu Dhool Wala

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:11 AM PST

;{'.');
_/¥\_
<(¤=¤)>
_/' '\_

Ye hey papu Dhööl Wala !!

DhUm
DaMa
Dum
DuM


Apki BAARAT nahi aåi
Munni Ka Muna Aaraha Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - 1 biwi ki request hay

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:11 AM PST

1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.


is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye

Aur wo razi hojaye.

Aameen.



hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen



"Z@rdari jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen" (Benazir)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - A Real Cutie One

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:11 AM PST

A Real Cutie One

Girl: Y Do U Always
Follow Me Around ? ?

...Boy: Well , Because
When I Was A Kid ,
My Mom Told Me To
Follow My Dreams ... (-,=)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Every Heart Has A Pain

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

Nice Saying:
Every Heart Has A Pain
Only D Way Of Xpression iS Diferent
Some Hide iT iN Eyes
while Some Hide iN Der Smile....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - My Dear U r the Flower I unable to Pluck

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

My Dear U r the Flower I unable to Pluck...
But Still I feel ur Unique fragrance...
Darling I had heaps of hopes about u..
& thousands of Snovy dreams about u........Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - When Things go wrong

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

When Things go wrong
&
When i feel lyk dying
I always Think Of u
&
Ur memories Kp me Alive

i LOVE tHOSE dAYS...
wHN We were together
U were My everything
& Iknw d@ 4 sure...

Whenever Ithink of u
This Question Comes to MY mind...
Why Couldnt u LOve me...???
Dear
Im still thinking Y........Read More SMS/Jokes

Fathers Day SMS - Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per Father Day

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day"
Shoro Ho Jayega.




Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye..:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ¿Mujhai maloom nahi khubsurti ki tareef?

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:10 AM PST

Mujhai maloom nahi khubsurti ki tareef?

¤A.L.I.S.H.B.A¤

¿Mari nazar main wohi khubusrat hai jo tujh sa hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Pyar kya hai maloom nahin humko

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:07 AM PST

Pyar kya hai maloom nahin humko..

..A.L.I.S.H.B.A..

Hum bas itna janty hain k tujhai dekhny se duniya bhul jaya kartey hain.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Nahii Maloom Dosti Kitni Haii

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

Nahii Maloom Dosti Kitni Haii Tumse Kitni Mohabbat

Han Magar Jab Aankhon Main Tarii Namii Dekhtii H0on Apnii Har Khushi Bhul Jaya Kartii Ho0n.....!!

!!....Alishba....!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Koi poche yun badlne ki wajha kya thi

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

(¤Ghazal¤)

Koi poche yun badlne ki wajha kya thi??

Koi poche yun dosti ko majburi dekha ne ki wajha kya thi??

Koi poche yun wo ajnabi ban k milney lagey hum se akhir yun mizaj badlney ki wajha kya thi??

Tha koi gila tou kie kuyn nahin osko tou adat chup rehney ki nahin thi??

Khushi si milti us shakhs ko jo os se milta gham dene ki adat tou usko na thi??

Tanhi kya hoti hai osko khabar tak na hoti thi yun andheron mai bethna pehle tou oski yeh adatein na thi??

Koi poche unsey faraz badlne ne ki waja kya hui??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ABI GHAR NA JANA

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

"ABI GHAR NA JANA"

Ye Bikhri Si Zulfein,

Ye Phela Sa Kajal,

Ye Bechain Aankhein,

Ye Simta Sa Aanchal,

Tere Haal Se Log Pehchan Lein Ge,

Tujhe Dekh Ker Sab Mujhe Jan Lein Ge,

Ye Behke Qadam
Larkhrati Jawani

Ye Betaab Dil Or Muhabbat Diwani

Shafak Jaise Galon Pe Ubhri Hui Hei

Mry Honton Ki Ik Mehekti Nishani

Tere Jism Se Urrti Mri Ye Khushbo

Suna De Gi Her Ik Ko Sari Kahani

Na Ban Jaye Apna Milan Ik Fasana

Suno Jan-e-Jana
"ABI GHAR NA JANA"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

Srdar: Ye bcha tmara kia lgta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara door ka saga bhai hy

Srdar: door ka saga bhai? me smja nhi

Pathan: Is k or mere drmyan
13 Behen Bhai hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Nehr-e-Furaat ka, na musafir hun Neel ka

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

Nehr-e-Furaat ka, na musafir hun Neel ka

Main phool hun khud apni khush'rang jheel ka

Ay sham e be'sahar tu mera ehtram kar

Main aakhri charagh hun teri faseel ka

Tu ne kaha na tha k "Mera aaina hy tu

Main muntazir raha tery aks-e-jameel ka

Shayad khuda k ghar ki tarah dil bhi bach saky

Vird-e-zuban hy waqya As'haab e feel ka

Mohsin ba'roz e hashr nhi khof e tishnagi

"Saqi ho'n Mehshir Me Hoz-e-kausar ka.".......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera Haal Poochein ge

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:06 AM PST

Kabhi Milege To Phir Tera 'Haal' Poochein ge,

Jawab Deinge Na Kuch,
Bas 'Sawaal' Poochein ge,

Batao Kaise Guzaari Ye Chaandni Raatein.?

Tumhaary Kaise Katty
Maah-o-Saal Poochein ge,

Kabhi Sukoon Mein Be Iztaraab Paya Hai,

Kabhi Khushi Mein Huwa Hai Malaal Poochein ge,

Hamaari Yaad Kabhi Aai Ya Nahi Aai.?

Kabhi Hamaara Bhi Aaya Khayaal Poochein Ge......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 Makrani Bohat Der Se

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,

LARKI:
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Maalik Nokar Se

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Young Man 2 Taxi Driver

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hanso Khelo Naacho Gao

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

Hanso Khelo
Naacho Gao
Duniya Ki Parwa Mat Karo
Q K…

Duniya Janti Hai
K…

Pagal Aisi Harkatein
Karte Rehte Hain
:)=D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mujhe Tum Se P… Pi… Piy… Piya…

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:05 AM PST

Mujhe

Tum
Se
P…
Pi…
Piy…
Piya…
Piyaa.
Piyaaz Or Aalu
Mangwane They

Kia Tum Farigh Ho.:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Son : Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:04 AM PST

Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?

Papa :
Nahi, Par Kyu?

Son :
To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
:):-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Thaam lo dil mera,seeny sy laga lo mujhk

Posted: 17 Feb 2011 03:38 AM PST

Thaam lo dil mera,seeny sy laga lo mujhko,

Main bikhar jane ko hoon,aao sambhalo mujh ko.

Baad mudat k baray shok sy rotha hoon main,

Maan bhi jao,kisi tarha manaa lo mujhko.

Ye to sach hy k main apna nhi, begana hoon,

Ban k anjaan kbhi apna bana lo mujhko.

Main zara aankh sy ojhal hoon mgr hoon to sahi,

De k awaz kisi waqt bula lo mujh ko.

Main kabhi ashk-e-nadamat,kbhi soz-e-ulfat,

Kbhi palkoon mein,kabhi dil mein chupa lo mujhko......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 ameer father ne apna beta ko gharibi d

Posted: 17 Feb 2011 03:36 AM PST

1 ameer father ne apna beta ko gharibi dekhana kaliya 1 geon (village) la gya.
Trip ka khatm hona ka bad, father ne beta sa pocha! "kya tum ne ghareebi dkhi"
Beta ne jawab diya
Hamara pas 1 dog ha aur un ka pas bahut sara,
hamara pas 1 chota sa swimming pool ha aur unka pas nahana kaliya pora nadi,
hamara pas bijli ha aur unka pas raat ko roshni kaliya sitara,
hmara pas chota sa zamin ka tukra ha aur unka pas bahut bara kheat (fields),
hum khana khared'ta han aur wo khud ugata han,
Baap ki bolti-band
phir beta ne kaha
thanx dad showing me that how poor we are.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Main tera sath zindagi bhar dunge wada h

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:33 PM PST

Main tera sath zindagi bhar dunge wada hai..


!..Alishba..!


Magar maloom nahi mari zindagi aur kitni?......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Maloom hai masroof ho bohat dosto k sang

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:30 PM PST

Maloom hai masroof ho bohat dosto k sang

magar ik baat hamri bhi sun loAb k bar gaye tou hum nahin tum hame yaad karty reh jao gey....

!...Alishba...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dosti ka saath kahan tak hai maloom nahi

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:29 PM PST

Dosti ka saath kahan tak hai maloom nahi..

¤~Alishba~¤

Han mager jab bhi hath uthen gey dua k lie tu saath hogi mery..........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Nahi maloom waqt ka kuch bhi pata ab hum

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:28 PM PST

Nahi maloom waqt ka kuch bhi pata ab hume

..Musarat..

Har waqt ab khuda se tujhai mangne mai go0m raha karty hay.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - KyA hOon maiN maloOm naHi mujHai "!

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:28 PM PST

KyA hOon maiN maloOm naHi mujHai

"! AlIsHbA !"

Han MagAr Jo BHi Ho0n MaIn TuM sE hI H0oN........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Maloom hi nahi k zinda bhe ho0n main.

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 04:27 PM PST

Maloom hi nahi k zinda bhe ho0n main.

! !..Alishba..!!

Terey jate hi zindagi jaise tham si gaye mari.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - "^*¤Beautiful Sun¤*^" "^*¤Fresh Air¤*

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:48 PM PST

"^*¤Beautiful Sun¤*^" "^*¤Fresh Air¤*^" "^*¤Sweet Birds¤*^"'^*¤Bloom Flowrs¤*^' "^*¤Knock Your¤*^" "^*¤Door¤*^" "^*¤Just to Say¤*^" "^*¤YOU¤*^" "^*¤GOOD¤*^" *¤MORNING¤*& ¤slam-e-subha¤ assalam o alikum....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Utra tha chand kbhi mere b dil may..par

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:48 PM PST

Utra tha chand kbhi mere b dil may..par falak k sitaron ko ye gawara na hua.hm to sitaron se b baghavat kar jatepr wo "CHAND"hi dil se hmra na hua....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Roti hui ankho ka manzar na milega,Dost

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:47 PM PST

Roti hui ankho ka manzar na milega,Dost phir tumko hum jesa na milega,Yaad ayegi Hamare bichar jane k baad,Jab duniya ki mehflo main hmsa na milega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Roti hui ankho ka manzar na milega,Dost

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:47 PM PST

Roti hui ankho ka manzar na milega,Dost phir tumko hum jesa na milega,Yaad ayegi Hamare bichar jane k baad,Jab duniya ki mehflo main hmsa na milega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sheikh:Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:47 PM PST

Sheikh:Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta hua Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liyePathan:Tum bohat bewaqoof ho Rakshy k Peche Bhagta to 80 Rupe Bach jate.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - &amp;#1575;&amp;#1740;&amp;#1705; &amp;#1583;&amp;#1604;&amp;#16

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:46 PM PST

ایک دلچسپ سواللڑکا عشق میں فیل ھوکر شیو بڑا لیتا ھے.بتاؤ لڑکی عشق میں فیل ھوکر کیا کرتی ھے؟جواب ضرور دينا.جلدی bhai jan je zara is ka jawb do pata chalta hai hahahahahahaha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr b

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:46 PM PST

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi"mangda "1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola"lun phudi mangda"2 bar choda3rd time uska lun murjha kr latak gyamgr b.v ful gram ho kr boli:"Phuddi lun mangdi"Punjabi bola:......"LUN maafi mangda"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs40

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:36 AM PST

A Ticket Collector In A Train Fines Rs400
For No Ticket

He Chrgd 1st Girl Rs300
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless

Rs200 To 2nd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless & Backless

Rs100 To 3rd
Who Wz Wearing Sleevless Backles & A Mini Skirt

He Chrgd Rs 0 To The 4th One

Why?

Dirty Mind!

She Had The Ticket:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:33 AM PST

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad:
Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:31 AM PST

Qabr Ma Frishte
1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The
Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha

Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:

Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha
0r Jism Kisi Or Ka:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Man In USA Saw A Dog Attackd A Lady…!

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:31 AM PST

A Man In USA Saw A Dog Attackd A Lady…!
He Kicks The Dog It Dies…

Newspaper Report:
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man Says:
I Am Not American.!

Report Changed
"Foreign Hero Saves Lady From Dog"

Man Says:
Actually Im Pakisatani..!
?
?
?
?
?
Breaking News:-
"Muslim Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog.":)=D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - BANKERS JOKE: A Man Was Sleeping In H

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:30 AM PST

BANKERS JOKE:

A Man Was Sleeping In His House.
Suddenly Death Angel Appeared & Said
"Go Out & Enjoy,
Nothing Will Happen To You For The Nxt 10 yrz"

He Did So & Met With An Accident & Died

In Heaven,

He Asked Angel:
Why You Lied To Me?

Angel Replied:
Sorry Son,Month End..
Had 2 Achieve Targets";=P:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voic

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:29 AM PST

A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice
If U Take 1 More Step
A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U
He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him
He Went On While Crossing Road
He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him

Man Asked:
WHO R U

I M Ur Guardian Angel

Man Said:
Where Were U When I Was Getting Married:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 03:28 AM PST

Hair Transplant Karne Wali Compny Ne Add Banaya.
.
.
.
.

Sheher Se Ayen Ya Pind Se.
.
.
.
.
.
Humen Humdardi Hy Sirf Apki
Tind Se;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - “I may never prove to be good enough for

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:08 AM PST

"I may never prove to be good enough for every one,
But
I am the best for those, Who Deserve me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Hmari traf balance nhi mil raha. 30 ka l

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:07 AM PST

Hmari traf balance nhi mil raha. 30 ka load kara do.plz

msg frwrd kro main ne 160 mangwa leya tmari qsmat.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tare be rukhe k sadky tare sangdili pa q

Posted: 16 Feb 2011 01:06 AM PST

Tare be rukhe k sadky tare sangdili pa qurban,

Hamen bhol jany valy tme kon c dua don?....Read More SMS/Jokes
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