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- Urdu Friendship SMS - Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar K
- Islamic SMS - “Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, “Sab
- Islamic SMS - LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA
- Urdu Funny SMS - Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC
- Urdu Funny SMS - In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai?
- Urdu Funny SMS - Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding
- Urdu Funny SMS - Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of
- Urdu Funny SMS - Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya
- Urdu Funny SMS - App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-
- Urdu Funny SMS - Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au
- Urdu Funny SMS - Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua?
- Adult SMS Jokes - Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal
- English Funny SMS - Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"??
- Urdu Funny SMS - TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN
- Urdu Funny SMS - 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good
Urdu Friendship SMS - Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar K Posted: 19 Jul 2011 04:43 AM PDT Ankhien Patraha Gai Hein Tera Intezar Krte Krte Tuje Talash Krte Krte Sansien Madham C Ho Gai Hein Teri Wapsi Ki Omeed Krte Krte Tere Sath Jene Ki Khawahish Krte Krte Zindagi Dhalti Ja Rhi Hy Teri Yadon Mai Ratien Berbad Krte Krte Mere Halat Muje Sangsaar Krte Krte Ab To Aa Jao Laut Ker Tum Zam Kahin Chala He Na Jaey Bht Dur Yeh Dewana Tm Se Bepanah Pyar Krte Krte....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Islamic SMS - “Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, “Sab Posted: 14 Jul 2011 03:39 PM PDT "Hy nafs k hathon tu majbor KITNA, "Sab jan k bhi hy aj la shaoor KITNA, "Jis chehry ne hai ek din matti men mil jana, "Us chehry pe hy tujhe gharoor KITNA, "Ek sajde k inkar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bna diya, "Tu khud jan ly tera hy qusoor KITNA, "Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi, "Tery wasty rowye they woh HUZOOR KITNA, "Tune chakhi hy fakat gunahon ki lazzatt, "Tu kiya jane Zikr-E-Elahi men hy suroor KITNA, "Teri shehrag sy bhi ziyda jo tery qareeb hy, "Phir bhi to us khuda se hai door KITNA!., "Think about it" ....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Islamic SMS - LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA Posted: 13 Jul 2011 07:41 PM PDT LUQMAAN HAKEEM KO UN K AAQA NE 1 MARTABA AIK BAKRI DI OR HUKAM DIA: "ISAY ZIBAAH KRO OR IS KI BAD'TAREEN JO CHEEZ HO MERE PAAS LE AO". LUQMAAN NE BAKRI ZIBAAH KI OR AAQA K SAAMNE DIL OR ZUBAAN LA KR PAESH KR DIA. DOOSRI MARTABA PHIR AAQA NE UNHEN 1 BAKRI DI OR KAHA: "IS MARTABA JO SB SE ACHI CHEEZ HO, WOH LA KR PAESH KRO." AB KI BAAR BHI LUQMAAN NE WOHI DONO CHEEZEN PAESH KEEN OR KAHA: "AE MERE AAQA! YE DONO CHEEZEN AGAR BAD HON TOU UN SE BARH KR BAD'TAREEN KOI NAHI OR AGAR NAIK HON TOU IN SE BARH KR BEHTREEN KOI NAHI.."....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:50 AM PDT Bijli hun main Bijli hun, WAPDA & KESC ki main Titlee hun, 1 Ghanty k liye Aati hun 2,2 Ghanty jati hun, 0oper Pankha rukta hy, Neeche Munna rota hy, Mune ki Ammi kre Haaye, Bijli us ko tarpaaye Munne ki Ammi kaali Bijli nakhron waali... Brought to you by: WAPDA & KESC Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k.. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai? Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:48 AM PDT In Pakistan Yaar time kya hova hai? Light jane ka. Yaar time kya hova hai? Light aane ka. This time check was brought To u by WAPDA & KESC WAPDA & KESC ka mushtarka STANDARD TIME Geo Faryal Talpur Sister of Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT Chief Justice ne kaha hai k Loadsheding khatam hone Tak bijli mehngi nahi ho gi. Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tak Sasti bijli estamal kro.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:45 AM PDT Year 2050: Karachi National Museum of History & Science Main Jalta hua "Light Bulb" Dekhne walon ka Rush. Wazeer-e-aala sindh ne iftatah kya.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:39 AM PDT Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ? Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free, 5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free, weekends pr bijli totaly free, rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta, bijli TM HI TO HO, unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA, bijli the smart choice, isse sasti srf mombti....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1- Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:36 AM PDT App ka saal kesa guzre ga? SELECT 1-GFC Fan 2-Millat Fan 3-Pak Fan 4-Royal Fan 5-Pak Asia Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Au Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:32 AM PDT Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye: Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai, Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai. Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai. Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai. Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den. Shukriya.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua? Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:29 AM PDT Karachi Main Light ka Breakdown Kyo Hua? MQM: Taliban Karachi Mai Aa Gaye Hain. PPPP: Ye Jamhoriyat k Khilaf Saazish Hai. PML(N): Aaj Adaliya Aazad hoti to Light na Jati. ANP: Light ki Aarh main Pakhtoono ki Nasal Kashi ki Ja Rahi Hai. Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne Taar Kaata Hoga. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Adult SMS Jokes - Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal Posted: 09 Jul 2011 09:28 AM PDT Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho? Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai. Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai. Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy. Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They. Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai. 1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha. Ye 2 Ghanta Ki Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
English Funny SMS - Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"?? Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT Can a girl make a boy a ''MILLIONAIRE"????? Yes...of course....why not...?? But that boy should be a BILLIONAIRE Lol =p (^_*).....xD....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNN Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:14 AM PDT TEACHER: Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm? MUNNU: Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha. TCHR: Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy? MUNNU: Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy? Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho:P....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good Posted: 29 Jun 2011 03:13 AM PDT 1- Good Boys r Not Good Looking 2- Good Looking Boys r Not Good Boys 3- Good Looking n Good Boys r Not Single 4- Good Looking, Good n Single Boys Have Hitler Mothers ......Read More SMS/Jokes |
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