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English Friendship SMS - All small small fights creates big affec

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:37 PM PDT

All small small fights creates big affection on friends.

Always laughing does not create a true friendship.

Sometimes fight, crying,
scolding, all mischief activities have

a better friendship . . .
So dont laugh from your lip . . .
SMILE FROM YOUR HEART . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Sometimes we think y friends keep fo

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Sometimes we think

y friends keep forwarding messages
without speaking words.

reason is that ,

daily they have nothing to say

but still want to keep in touch.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Loveless life is like a fruitless tree

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
But friendless life is like a rootless tree

Tree can live without fruit
but
not without roots....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - So many straws in one milk shake glasS:-

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:35 PM PDT

So many straws in one milk shake glasS:-)
so many fight for thori si pepsi:-)
So many hands, in one chips pack.
So many friends, on one bench.
So much laughter, on one stupid joke.
So many phone calls, on birthday night.
So many hugs, for one little worry.
So many tears, for one little fight.

'Friends', are the best part of our small life…

So Don't lose and forget them at any cost…. Lv u frndz!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:24 PM PDT

Sunhairi Batain 2011

"Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"

"Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho"

"2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay"

"Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai "

"Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:21 PM PDT

"Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE From Others."

"It Is Your Life,
Define It By Yourself,
The Way You Love,
The Way You Hate,
The Way You Sacrificed,
The Way You Forgave."
Because

"No One Knows About "YOU" Better Than "Yourself."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:21 PM PDT

Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Pakistani Channels R Hesitant 2 Tell It

Ek American Foji Ne Jo Operation Men Shamil Tha,

Jb Un Ko Usama K Ghar Men Helicoptr

Se Utara Tha Toe Un Ko Thek Thak

Resistance Ka Samna Tha

Un Ko Pura Ek Ghanta Lga Tamam Logon Ko

Qabu Krne Men

Jis Room Men Usama Chupa Hua Tha

Jb Us Men Wo Enter Hue Toe Usama

K Hath Men Ek Packet Tha Jis Ko Us Ne

Humari Taraf Kr K Zor Se Kaha:

"....MAZA AWAMI..........KHAAA BADAMI.." =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 2012... . PPP Ka Naya Naara, . M

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:20 PM PDT

2012...
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PPP Ka Naya Naara,
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Maang Raha Hai Har Insaan . . .
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CHADDI, CHAPAL OR BANYAAN;
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<) ) Jiye Bhutto / / Qabar Se Utho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:17 PM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:16 PM PDT

.... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To Count Minutes Which I Spent With You ....


.... I'm Weak In History But I Remember The Day When We First Met ....

.... I'm Weak In Geography But I Can Recognize The Wonderful Place Where I First Met You ....

.... I'm Weak In Studies But I Know I Can Get 101% In Your Beautiful And Naughty Friendship ....

Dedicated To All My Sooper Dooper Friends :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - ~*~ F A C T ~*~ *F*Orget The Past

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:13 PM PDT

~*~ F A C T ~*~

*F*Orget The Past
*A*Ccept The Present
*C*Hange The Future
*T*Hen Smile. . . . *.*

Cheer Up All... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:02 PM PDT

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed sy

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:01 PM PDT

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pessenger : Agr Sub Trains Late Hon T

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 09:00 PM PDT

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Tare Andaaz_e_Wafa Say Pata ChaL Raha ha

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:57 PM PDT

Tare Andaaz_e_Wafa Say Pata ChaL Raha hai

…MOhSin…


K tm Humain Dheeray Dheeray BhooltaY Jaa Rahay Ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Assalam O Alaikum... "AEY ALLAH" "

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:56 PM PDT

Assalam O Alaikum...

"AEY ALLAH"
"TU Hi Tou Wo Hy K
Jise Mene Halat-E Marz Me Pukara Tou Shifa Dedi,
Bhook Me Pukara Tou Ghiza Dedi,
Piyas Me Pukara Tou Pani Pila Diya,
Zillat Me Pukara Tou Izzat Dedi,
Jahalat Me Pukara Tou Noor-E Maa'rifat Se Nawaz Diya,
Raah Me Bhatak Gaya Tou Rasta Dikha Diya,
Ghurbat Me Pukara Tou Ghani Bana Diya,
Jab Kuch B Na Manga Tou Khud Be Hisaab Ata Kr Diya."
Ae ALLAH Hum Par Rehem Farma,
Aameen.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Once 3 eggs fall on d ground but only 2

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:51 PM PDT

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground but only 2 eggs break….!!
Why…?
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Hota hai aisa kabhi kabhi..
Tu tension mat le..
Ignore kar, Ignore…!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli….;

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:45 PM PDT

Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli….;

faraz


Kaash Hum Muhabbat Nahi Us ki Aadat hote….!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Na janay kon thay jo ban gae manzil teri

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:44 PM PDT

Na janay kon thay jo ban gae manzil teri..
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Hum tou raston ki tarha sirf teray paaon main rahay......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - T r u t h Jin k Sarr Par Nahi Rahe A

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:42 PM PDT

T r u t h

Jin k Sarr Par Nahi Rahe Aanchal

Un k Chehro'N Se Haya Rooth Gayii ...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Lagta he Usko muj se “Muhabt” nhi rhi

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:40 PM PDT

Lagta he Usko muj se
"Muhabt" nhi rhi

Wo"Ishq" wo "Pyar" wo "Chahat" nhi rhi

Mere"Dil" ka "Bhrm" toot sa gya

"dosT"

Wo"Kehta" he ab teri
"Zrort" nhi rhi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - _=_ TodaYz Th0ughT _=_ "H A T E R S

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:36 PM PDT

_=_ TodaYz Th0ughT _=_

"H A T E R S
Will Broadcast Your
F A I L U R E S
But
Whisper Your
S U C C E S S..." =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:34 PM PDT

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
"Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye."
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Two things define ur success in life.

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:34 PM PDT

Two things define ur success in life.

The way you manage when u have nothing,

The way u behave when u have everything.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:29 PM PDT

Der da dunya da sod ao Zyan sara khabare kavi,
Sok tar laman siry Grewan sara khabary kavi.
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Zamong da sar soda hamesh dvi pa dalaro kavi,
Da masharan mo Amrica Landan Japan sara khabre kavi.
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Na warta rasam nay chal da khkulawolo razi,
Da zany khal de da Asmaan sara khabary kavi.
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Da sorko shondo ka sifat da aanango de okram,
Ashiq sary dagha Janan sara khabary kavi.
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Os da pukhtany zarorat ye hes janana neshta,
KHIYAL lewany sho da khpal Zan sara khabare kavi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo'n se Larr Nahi

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:28 PM PDT

Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo'n se Larr Nahi Skti

Kisi ko Khona Parta Hy Ya Kisi ka Hona Parta Hy.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabat Aaankh Say Nhi Dil se Dekhti h

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:27 PM PDT

Mohabat Aaankh Say Nhi Dil se
Dekhti hai. (Shakspear)
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Jo Bar Bar Mohabat Karte Hain
Wo Mohabat karna Nhi Janty. (Ghalib)
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Mohabat Wo Khail hai Jis Main
Aqal Har Jati hai. (Hitler)
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Dil Ki Hazar Aankhien Hoti Hain Magar
Wo Mehboob K Aib Ko Nhi Dekh Sakti. (Bulley Shah)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - ~ Like it if U Agree ~ . I’m bad in

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:26 PM PDT

~ Like it if U Agree ~
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I'm bad in English, but I can tell you "I love you"
I'm bad at Maths, but I know that you can count on me..
I'm bad at Geography, but I can tell you that you live in my heart......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Unbeatable Quote: "Tears Are The Las

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:26 PM PDT

Unbeatable Quote:

"Tears Are The Last Gift Of Love. . . "....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne Hi Beg

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:25 PM PDT

Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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|\('',)
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Assalamu Alaikum...:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - advance Ramzan mubarK”" .. + ‘__//\\

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 08:19 PM PDT

advance Ramzan mubarK""
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+ '__//\\__' +*
' *\ramzan //*' +
*'+/ \'+'* +""
…"\\//"""*'*'
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With BesT WisHes….!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - <""Thak Thak""> . Open The Door! .

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:54 AM PDT

<""Thak Thak"">
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Open The Door!
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Kon?

Mein
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Mein Kon?
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Mein SMS
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Kia Chahiye?
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"Ap K Chehry Per Ek Pyari si
*(SMILE)* —–*—–
GOOD MORNING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai.

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:53 AM PDT

Ye Mere Charon Taraf Kis Liye Ujala Hai..
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Tra Khayal Hai Ya Din Nikalne Wala Hai..

Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Awkward Moment: When You Are Late Fo

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:52 AM PDT

Awkward Moment:

When You Are Late For Class,
And When You Walk In
Everyone Stares At You,
Like You Killed Someone.. =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Jiss K Aanny Py Rehta Tha Medaan Main Hu

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:51 AM PDT

Jiss K Aanny Py Rehta Tha Medaan Main Hujhoom,
Kal Ghum-e-tanhai Main Wo Cricket Choor Gaya........!

Dedicated To Our Tiger Boom Boom Afridi....!
No Afridi No Cricket.....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Lessons In Marketing: It Takes O

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:50 AM PDT

Lessons In Marketing:



It Takes One Aishwarya To Sell A Diamond..
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3 Abhisheks To Sell A Sim card.. :-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - New Theory: Argument Wins The Person

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:50 AM PDT

New Theory:

Argument Wins The Person,

But Loses The Relation. So Don't Argue With Ur Friends Just





Slap Them And Say Kam Bol.. ;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Real But Sad Truth- Ppl Who Respect

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:48 AM PDT

Real But Sad Truth-

Ppl Who Respect Love,
Never Get Their Loved One
&
Ppl Who Think Love Is A Time Pass,
Get True Love But Dey Dont Respect It..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Hrithik Once Challenged RAJNIKANTH In A

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:47 AM PDT

Hrithik Once Challenged RAJNIKANTH In A Dance Competition..

Result U Know..









Hrithik On Wheel Chair In Guzarish..
:-D :-P.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Wonderful Quote: "When The World Bri

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:46 AM PDT

Wonderful Quote:

"When The World Brings You Down On Ur Knees..


Remember That You Are In A Perfect Position To Pray.."....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Feel Of Missing Lovable One: You R W

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:44 AM PDT

Feel Of Missing Lovable One:

You R Walking In Full Rain.,

But You Feel Ur Eyes Only Getting Wet.,

That's D Pain Of True Love......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - If U Break Our Friendship: I'll Hang M

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:43 AM PDT

If U Break Our Friendship:
I'll Hang Myself With Noodles,

Cut My Hand With A Rubber Knife,
Blast My Head With Water Pistol,
Stop Smiling
I'm Serious....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Funny Truth- No One Is As Ugly As Th

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:43 AM PDT

Funny Truth-

No One Is As Ugly As Their Voters ID Pic,


Nor As Good-Looking As Their Facebook Profile Pic!..:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Sunhairi Batain 2011 "Kisi Ke Ghar J

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:42 AM PDT

Sunhairi Batain 2011

"Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"

"Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho"

"2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay"

"Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai "

"Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - "Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE Fro

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:41 AM PDT

"Never Accept The Definition Of LIFE From Others."

"It Is Your Life,
Define It By Yourself,
The Way You Love,
The Way You Hate,
The Way You Sacrificed,
The Way You Forgave."
Because

"No One Knows About "YOU" Better Than "Yourself."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai Pakistani Ch

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:40 AM PDT

Yeh News BBC Se Aai Hai

Pakistani Channels R Hesitant 2 Tell It

Ek American Foji Ne Jo Operation Men Shamil Tha,

Jb Un Ko Usama K Ghar Men Helicoptr

Se Utara Tha Toe Un Ko Thek Thak

Resistance Ka Samna Tha

Un Ko Pura Ek Ghanta Lga Tamam Logon Ko

Qabu Krne Men

Jis Room Men Usama Chupa Hua Tha

Jb Us Men Wo Enter Hue Toe Usama

K Hath Men Ek Packet Tha Jis Ko Us Ne

Humari Taraf Kr K Zor Se Kaha:

"....MAZA AWAMI..........KHAAA BADAMI.." =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:39 AM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:38 AM PDT

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta =P =D....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - .... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To C

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:37 AM PDT

.... I'm Weak In Maths But I'm Able To Count Minutes Which I Spent With You ....
.... I'm Weak In History But I Remember The Day When We First Met ....
.... I'm Weak In Geography But I Can Recognize The Wonderful Place Where I First Met You ....
.... I'm Weak In Studies But I Know I Can Get 101% In Your Beautiful And Naughty Friendship ....
Dedicated To All My Sooper Dooper Friends :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - 4 Candles Were Talking To Each Other

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 03:37 AM PDT

4 Candles Were Talking To Each Other

1st: I'm PEACE, No One Needs Me & It Went Off.
2nd: I'm FAITH, Nobody Believes In Me & It Went Off.
3rd: I'm LOVE, Nobody Cares For Me & It Went Off.
4th: I Can Light The Other Three B'coz I'm HOPE & I Last Forever...!

Life Is Tough, But Let's Never Lose Hope.
I Wish That Your Candle Of HOPE Lights All Your Other Candles & Keep Them Glowing.
If Hope Dies Everything Dies. __Have A Nice Day__....Read More SMS/Jokes
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  1. Superb Love QoutesJuly 6, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Nice.. add more in categories like

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    Great Sayings, Facebook, Orkut Status Updates, Broken Love, Anniversary SMS, Cute SMS and more.. etc

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