Saturday, August 13, 2011

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Ramadan Day SMS - Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:36 PM PDT

Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor diya Hai

Nahi khulti Hai aankh ab to sehri main

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Shayed ap ne PEEPA bajana chor diya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Ramzan ka dosra Ashra

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:35 PM PDT

Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
,;* "*;,;*"*;,
*;,Magfart,*
"*;,;*"
)"")\/)"")
( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
Allah hm sb ki Magfart kry.

Amin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:34 PM PDT

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi Zabt de na Jalal De

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:32 PM PDT

"Ya ALLAH"

Koi "Zabt" de na
("jalal") de,,,

'Muje' sirf itna
("kmal") de,,,

'Me' hr ek ki
("sada") bano,,,

K "Zmana" mri
("Misal") de,,,

Teri ("Rehmton") ka
("Nazol") ho,,,

Mri ("Mehnaton") ka
("sila") mle,,,

Mjhe ("Maal-o-zar") ki
("hawas") naho,,,

Muje bs tu
("Rizq-e-Halal") de,,,

Mre "Zehn" me Tri
("Fikr") ho,,,

Mri "sans" me tra
("Zikr") ho,,,

Tera ("khouf")mri
("Nijat") ho,

Sbhi(" khof")
"Dil" se nikalde,
*(Aameen)*
Good morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:29 PM PDT

DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon.
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Wö Kahani Main Sach Ki Zubani Likhön.
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Apne Jazbat Kö Main Samandar Likhön.
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Apni Söchön Ko
Möuj-E-Rawani Likhön.
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Kabhi DiL Ki Khushi Ka Muharak Likhön.
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Kabhi Gham Kö Aankhön Se Behta Pani Likhön.
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Us K Manane Kö Us Ki Möhabat Likhön.
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Apne Rööth Jane Kö Apni Nadani Likhön.
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Apni Jaan Kö Us Ki Amanat Likhön.
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Us K Naam Apni Ye Zindgani Likhön.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:28 PM PDT

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more happy & excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit .
5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
6. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
7. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
8. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

The Final Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see who's happy when you let them out !!!!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Its only a tiny rosebud

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:24 PM PDT

Its only a tiny rosebud,

A flower of God's Design,

But I cannot unfold the petals,

With these hands of mine.



The Secret of unfolding flowers,

is not known to such as I.

The flower God Opens so sweetly.

In my hands would fade n die.


If I cannot unfold a rosebud,

This flower of God's Design.


Then how can I think I have wisdom,

To unfold this life of mine?



So I'll trust in Him for His leading..

Each moment of every day.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi DOOR hai to koi PAASKoi "DOOR hai to koi PAAS

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 06:14 PM PDT

"Koi "DOOR" hai to koi "PAAS"
hai"
"Ye "WAQT" waqt ki "BAAT"
hai"

"Hum "DOOR" hain to "KIA"
howa"

"Hamari Dua Hr Waqt Hr Pal aap k Sath Hy"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay k

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 02:39 PM PDT

insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay kr os waqat tak qam karta rahta ha jub tak k os ke shadi na ho jai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 05:56 PM PDT

khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka warta,

Da yar mi nan rumbay roja da, da nazara nashe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 2015 me paper aise hoge Q 1:Pakistan

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 02:13 AM PDT

2015 me paper aise hoge

Q 1:Pakistan me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he
Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he
Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai, Y

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 03:19 AM PDT



Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARM

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:35 PM PDT

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARMAYA K MERI UMMAT PR AIK AISA ZAMANA AYE GA K WO 5 CHEEZON KO PASAND KREN GAY OR 5 CHEEZON KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

1) DUNYA KO PASAND KREN GAY OR AKHRAT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

2) ZINDAGI KO PASAND KREN GAY OR MOT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

3) MEHLAAT KO PASAND KREN GAY OR QABAR KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

4) MAAL KO PASAND KREN GAY OR HISAAB KITAB KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

5) MAKHLOOQ KO PASAND KREN GAY OR KHALIQ KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 06:43 AM PDT

Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do gy "WASI" Na hum itne aam hain,Na tmhare bss ki bat hyyyyy…….....Read More SMS/Jokes
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