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Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:42 AM PST

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kardon FARAZ....
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Tere Roz Roz K Purane sMs Mujhse Parhe Nai Jatay:-)
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Send Me SMS - Koi Muntazir Hai Us k SmS

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:42 AM PST

Koi Muntazir
Hai Us k SmS
Ka Shiddat Se

/"FARAZ"\


Wo Janta Hai
Magar MEMON Bana Betha Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tum Muje khaak Bi Samjo To

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:40 AM PST

Tum Muje khaak Bi Samjo To koi Baat Nahi Faraz...
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ye Bi Urhti Hai To Aankhon Mein Sama jati Hai...!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jannat 5 Aadmmion per aashiq hai

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:39 AM PST

Jannat 5 Aadmmion per aashiq hai,

1.Quran sharif parhanay wala per
2.Zaban ko fazool baton se roknay walay par,
3.Bhokay ko khana kilianay wala par
4.Dosron ki Madad karnay walay per
5.Or HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.a.w)PAR DARUD BHEJNEY WALAY PER.
SUBHAN ALLAHA.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:39 AM PST

Message of the day

Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai

Per jab Doran-e-AZAN "ALLAH" hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara "RAB" hai uski baat ke doran "KHAMOOSHI" zaroori nahi?
SOchiye?

ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Aesa bichra kay phir kabi na

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:38 AM PST

Aesa bichra kay phir kabi na mila humein
Ek umer beet gai tujay khoay howay

Tere bagher bhi to zindagi guzarti he rahi
Chaltay rahay hum dil mein dard ko samoay howay

Tuj say kaheen mera dukh na dekha jay "Jaan "
Muskura raha tha mein apni palkein bhigoay howa

Tere ahsas ko apnay wajood say mita don gi
Mein yeh zindagi tere bagher bita don gi

Koi mere dukh ka andaza na kar sakay
Mein sab k samnay apnay ansoun mein muskura don gi

Wo aik khawab he to tha jo toot chuka "Jaan "
Yeh samjh k mein khud ko nend say jaga don gi

Dosron ki rahon mein phool bichar kar
Apnay raston ko mein kanton say bhara

Ghum e judai say aashna karnay k liay "Jaan"
Mein bhi aik bar tuj say milkar bicharta
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Sad Poetry SMS - Main is Bebasi ki Duniya Mein

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:38 AM PST

Main is Bebasi ki Duniya Mein kaisey Jiyon? ..TANHA..

Yahan sakoon to Milta Hai Magar sub kuch lut janey ke Baad.....!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Jany Q ab Chup se Rehny Lagy hen Hum

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:38 AM PST

Jany Q ab Chup se Rehny Lagy hen Hum

Apni hi Zat me Gum Sehny Lgy hn Hum

Kbi Choty se
Zakhm pe Krte Thy Shor itna

Ab Dil hi Dil me Hr Zakhm Sehny Lgy hn Hum.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Judai ka Woh Ek Lamha

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:38 AM PST

Judai ka Woh Ek Lamha,
Abhi tak Yaad hai Mujhko..

Uski Ankhon mein thay Aansoo,
Abhi tak Yaad hai Mujhko..

Hain ab tak Yaad Wo Lamhay,
Us k Sung Jo Guzaray thay..

Ajab Pur Kaif Manzar tha,
Bohat achay Nazaray thay..

Wo Mera Chairna Usko,
Wo uska Muskura daina..

Judai wali Baaton sy,
Usy Gussa Dila daina..

Uska Rukh Phair k Rona,
Aur Rotay huay Kehna.

Judai a nhi skti
judai a nhi skti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Barray Israar Posheeda Hein

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:38 AM PST

Barray Israar Posheeda Hein
Iss Tanha Pasandi Mein

Yeh Mat Samjho k Deewaney
Jahaan'Deeda Nahi Hotey

Ta'ajjub Kya Agar "IQBAL" Duniya Mujh Say Naa'khush Hai

Bohat Sey Log Duniya Mein
Pasandeeda Nahi Hotey...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Rose is Famous 4 Grace

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:36 AM PST

Rose is Famous 4 Grace...
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case...

Horses r Famous 4 Race...
But u r Famous 4 Smile
on Ur Face...!!:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - I Am Still Watching You Every Moment

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

I Am Still Watching You Every Moment Through

3 Different Sources.

1.Cartoon Network

2.Animal Planet

3.National Geography.=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Agar Msg Karna Chora To

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

)))))
( c 'o
':.,-'
)))))
( c '==o
':.,-'
)))))
( c '===o
':.,-'
)))))
( c '=======o
':.,-'

Naak Aisi Ho Jaye Gi Agar Msg Karna Chora To.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Samjh Kar Kannch Ka Tukra

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

!!!....Samjh Kar Kannch Ka Tukra
...Tarasha Mujh Ko Dunia Nay...!!!


!!!...Bana Phir Bhi Nahi KANGAN
...Teri Nazuk Kalai Ka...!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Kya Thay Aur Kya Bana Dia Teri Ulfat Ne

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

Kya Thay Aur Kya Bana Dia Teri Ulfat Ne!
Kese Ban Gaye Ha¡n Faqeer Dekhna!

Bohat Naaz Hai Na Tujhe Apni Husn Ki Dolat Par!
Sada Ik Jesi Nahi Rehti Taqdeer Dekhna......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Amal ki kitab thi Wazefon ki

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

Qur'aan
Amal ki kitab thi Wazefon ki kitab bana diya

Samajhne ki kitab thi parhne ki kitab bana diya

Zindon ka Dastoor tha
Murdon ka Manshoor bana diya

inqelab ki kitab thi
Sirf Sawab ki kitab bana diya

Jo ilm ki kitab thi Usay La ilmon k hath thama diya

Taskheer-e-kayenat ka Dars dene aayi thi
Sirf Madarson ka nisaab bana diya

Murda qomon ko zinda karne ayi thi
Murdon ko bakhshwane par laga diya

Aye Musalmano ye Humne kiya kiya...
Sochiye.'....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Na Aana Use Le Ker Mere Janaze Mai

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:35 AM PST

~*~Na Aana Use Le Ker Mere Janaze Mai..~*~
~*~Meri Muhabbat Ki Toheen Hogi...


MEin 4 Logon K Kandhe Pe Honga
Aur Meri Jaan Pedal Hogi.........Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Flight Was Flying Through The Clouds

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:34 AM PST

A Lovable Story:

"A Flight Was Flying Through The Clouds.

Suddenly, It Lost D Balance.
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Everyone Started Shouting In Fear,

But,

A Boy Kept Calmly Sit.

After An Hour, The Flight Was Landed Safely...

A Man Asked The Boy,

"How Could You Sit Calmly When Everyone Was Afraid?"

The Boy Smiled N Said

"My Dad Is The Pilot. I Knew He'll Land Me Safely".

~L0VE Is Always Ab0ut Trust~....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - A Girl & A Boy Crossing A Bridge

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:34 AM PST

A Girl & A Boy Crossing A Bridge.

The Boy Was Kind Of Scared So
He Asked Her:
Baby Hold My Hand So
That U Don't Fall Into The River.

She Said: No.U Hold My Hand

...Wat's The Difference? The Boy Asked .

There's A Big Difference,
Said The Girl "If I Hold Ur Hand & Something Happens 2 Me,
Chances R That I May Let Ur Hand Go.
But If U Hold My Hand
I Knw 4 Sure That No Matter What Happens,
U Will Never Let My Hand Go.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Do U Want To Live With Me

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:34 AM PST

Girl: I Am Not Pretty.
Boy: No.
Girl:Do U Want To Live With Me.
Boy:No.
Girl:Will U Cry If I Leave U.
Boy:No.

She Got Hurted & Started 2 Cry.

The Boy Pulled Her Close And Said:
"Ur Not Pretty
But Beautiful, I Dont Want To Live With
U But Live For U, If U Leave Me
I Wont Cry But I Die...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Golden Words By Hitler

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:33 AM PST

Golden Words By Hitler:
"If U Can't Fly, Run.
If U Can't Run, Walk.
If U Can't Walk, Crawl...
But..
Keep Moving
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Sardar:
O Te Theek Aa,
Par Jana Kithay Ay.=DXD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Relationships Are Like Glass

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:33 AM PST

Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - A Lost Thing Could I Never Find

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:33 AM PST

A Lost Thing Could I Never Find,

Nor A Broken Thing Mend

And I Fear I Shall Be All Alone

When I Get Towards The End.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:33 AM PST

Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?

Sam : MS Excel

Deepu: MS Word

Rony: MS PowerPoint

CHIKKU: After Thinking A Lot-

"MS Dhoni".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Always B Khush in Every Lamha of Zindagi

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:33 AM PST

~GooD
MornInG
~"Jee"

"Always B Khush in Every Lamha of Zindagi"
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"In Da Khushbo of Pyar"
"Jo alwys ap K around Rahe"
"Have a acha acha Din.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Every Day May Not Be Good

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:32 AM PST

Every Day
May Not Be
Good

But

There's Something
G o o d
In Everyday

G o o d
M o R n I n G (=

Have A Blessed Day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The Size Of Candles May Differ

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:32 AM PST

The Size Of Candles May Differ
But
They Yield The Same BRIGHTNESS

Its Not The Matter Of Your Position,
But
Your Ability That SHINES ... (=....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Very Beautiful Poetry Combination Ever

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:31 AM PST

A Beautiful Poetry Combination Ever:

Parveen Shakir Said:

"Mere Pas Se Jo Guzra, Mera Haal Tak Na Pocha,

Main Kese Maan Jaon K Woh Door Ja K Roya."


Ahmad Faraz Said:

"Tere Pas Se Jo Guzray To Junoon Me Thay Faraz,

Jab Door Ja K Socha To Zaar Zaar Roye."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Yun Bhi Hua Hai Raat Ko Jab Log So Gaye

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:31 AM PST

Yun Bhi Hua Hai Raat Ko Jab Log So Gaye,
Tanhai Aur Main Teri Yaadon Me Kho Gaye,

Aa Daikh Tujh Se Log Jo Rehty Thay Door Door,
Saaye Me Teri Zulf K Chup Chaap So Gaye,

Hum Wo Jo Saarey Shehar K Karty Thay Faisley,
Hum Log Teri Chaah Mein Ruswa Bhi Ho Gaye,

Tum Kya Gaye K Waqt Ka Ehsaas Marr Gya,
Raaton Ko Jaagtey Rahey Aur Din Ko So Gaye,

Ab Zindgi K Safar Mein Dhoonda Karen Gey Log Hamen.
Arzaan Huey Hain Itney K Nayaab Ho Gaye…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Waiting For You SMS - Tujh Sy Barh Kar Bhi Moyassar Tha

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:30 AM PST

:Buhut Kuch:
Tujh Sy Barh Kar Bhi, Moyassar Tha
Moyassar Hai
Na Janey Phir Bhi Kiyon Teri

Zarurat Kam Nahi Hoti. !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Waiting For You SMS - Achanak Samnay Paa kar

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:30 AM PST

Achanak Samnay Paa kar
kahee'n Sansain Na Ruk Jaein


Meri Ankho'n Se Apna Haat Hata
.... Aahista Aahista..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Agar Wo Poch Lain Ham Say

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:29 AM PST

Agar Wo Poch Lain Ham Say,
Tumhain Kis Bat Ka Gham Hai

To Phir Kis Bat Ka Gham Hai,
Agar Wo Poch Lain Ham Say.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khali Hai Abhi Jaam

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:29 AM PST

Khali Hai Abhi Jaam,
Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun,

Aey Gardish-e-Ayyam,
Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun,

Saaqi Tujhe Ek Thori
Si Takleef To Hogi...

Saagar Ko Zara Thaam,
Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun!

Pehle Buhat Mohabbat Thi,
Tere Naam Se Mujh Ko...

Ab Sun Ke Tera Naam,
Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:29 AM PST

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai,
Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi
Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi

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Baby Pampers... =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Salman Khan Disturbed These Days

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:29 AM PST

Why Is Salman Khan Disturbed These Days?
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Cux Uski Girlfrnd Jawan Hogayi Or Bhabhi Badnaam...
=P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Aishmit K Sir Ka Massag Kar Rahi Hun

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:29 AM PST

Veeeeennnaaaaa....
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Dadi Ek Mint..
Aishmit K Sir Ka Massag Kar Rahi Hun... =P ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Agar Sheela Thory Din Pehly Jawan Hoti

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:28 AM PST

Agar "Sheela" Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti...

Wah
Wah
Wah

Agar "Sheela"

Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti.


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Toh Aj "Munni" Itni Badnam Na
H0ti... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Why What Are You Doing?

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:28 AM PST

3 Guys Name
What,
Why,
When
Were Talking

What:Why What R U Doing?

Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.

What:Why?

Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?

What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?

Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Ur Problem Why R U Callin Me?
Why:What? Did I Cal U? When?
What & When: What
When:Why R U Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Cal Myself, When?
When:What?
What:Why Did U Cal Me? Dont Ask When?
Why & When: What. ;->
Now Forward & Kill Others Brain.. =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Choose Your Friend Very Carefully

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:28 AM PST

A Philosopher Said: "Choose Your 'Friend' Very Carefully,




Because They Will Become Your "Introduction."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Aakhir Is Ishq Ka Aazaar To Kum Hona Tha

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:27 AM PST

Aakhir Is Ishq Ka Aazaar To Kum Hona Tha,
Sham Tak Saaya-E-Deewar To Kum Hona Tha,
~*~
Doston Ghum Na Karo Mera K Jis Maqtal Se,
Tum Guzar Aaye Ho Ek Yar To Kum Hona Tha,
~*~
Dil Ki Sazish Thi K Be'deed Hui Hain Aankhen,
Ek Na Ek Mera Taraf'dar To Kum Hona Tha......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Take A Spoon Full Of Sugar And Put In

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:27 AM PST

Take A Spoon Full Of Sugar And Put In Ur Eyes So U Will Have
Sweet Dreams

If U Want
Masala Dreams
Then Try
Chilly Powder.!
On Ur Responsibility;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Change Can't Be Given 2 U Every Time

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:27 AM PST

"Change Can't Be Given 2 U Every Time,,
U Must Bring Da Change.."

Great Lines Said 2 Me By..

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Mr. Bashir (General Store Walay) :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam Ho

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:27 AM PST

"4 My Friends"

Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0

Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap K Naam Ho

Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye

2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mein Shamil Apka B Naam Ho... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - GUNHAN Par Shrminda Hona NiDAMAT Hai

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:27 AM PST

GUNHAN
Par Shrminda Hona
NiDAMAT
Ha

Aur

Chor Dena
EHSAS Ha

Nidamt Se Ehsas Tk K Safar Ko

TOBAH
Kehty Hyn.

Aur Ye TOBAH Insan Ko Shaitan Se Juda Krti Ha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:26 AM PST

Awesome Question Wid A Cute Answer:

Sm1 Asked A Boy
"Howz Ur Life..?"

He Smiled N Answered
"She'z Fine..!"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Lamha Lamha Saansein Khatam Ho Rahi Hain

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:26 AM PST

Lamha Lamha Saansein Khatam Ho Rahi Hain,
Zindagi Maut Ke Pehloo Mein So Rahi Hai.

Us Bewafa Se Naa Poocho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Woh To Zamaane Ko Dikhaane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - It Hearts When Heart Breaks

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:25 AM PST

It Hearts When Heart Breaks

It Breaks Whn Luv Leavez

Ur Life Just Freezez

It Gives Invisible Brusises

Ur Feelings Get Shaterred..!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Sindhi Underwear Day

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:25 AM PST

Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - New Day New Morning

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:25 AM PST

"^*New*^" Day
"^*New*^" Morning
"^*New*^" Hopes
"^*New*^" Plans
"^*New*^" Efforts
..."^*New*^" Feelings
"^*I pray to*^ "ALLAH" to give U
"^*Happiness*^"
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"^*success*^"
"^*GööD*^""^*MøRNIñG*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - A Good Plan For Today Is Better

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

A Good Plan For
Today Is Better
Than A Great
Plan For Tomorrow
Look Backward With
Satisfaction
And
Look Forward With
Confidence ...

Good Morning (:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Ap Ko Pata Hai K PAKISTAN

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Ap Ko Pata Hai K
"PAKISTAN"
Mein Kia Ho Raha Hai
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Nahi
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Pagal
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" Raat" Ho Rahi Hai So Jao.
{ "GOOD Night" }....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Drop The Idea Of Becoming Someone

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Drop The Idea Of Becoming Someone,
Because
You Are Already A Masterpiece.
You Cannot Be Improved.
You Have Only To Come To It, To Know It, To Realize It.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Without Tasting the Worst situation

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Without Tasting the Worst situation,
No one can Taste the Best things of Life...

Dare to Face anything in
Your Mysterious Life.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - 1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe'n Be-waqof Q kehti Hai?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ... =P ;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Sakti Hai.=PXD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per Father Day

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:24 AM PST

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day"
Shoro Ho Jayega.




Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ae Emaan Walo'n Rukoo Aur Sajda Krte

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:23 AM PST

Ae Emaan Walo'n
Rukoo Aur Sajda Krte
Raho
Aur
Apne Parwardigar Ki
Ibaadat Main Lage Raho
Aur
Naik Kaam Krte Raho
Ta k Tum Kamyaab
Ho Jao



{Surah Al-Hajj
Aayat # 77}....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Jab Banda Namaz Ke Baad Bagair

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:23 AM PST

Jab Banda Namaz Ke Baad Bagair

Dua Mangay Uth Jata Hai
To KHUDA Farmata Hai

"Ay Fariston, Ye Banda Mujh Say
Bay Niaz Ho Gaya Hai.
Ab Isay Meri Zarurat Nahi".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - How Pathetic We Human r

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:23 AM PST

How Pathetic We
Human r
If V Hate Someone,
V Tell It To Everyone
Without Any Fear ...
...But
If V Love Someone,
V Fear To Tell d
Loved One
That's The Real Fact.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - One Good News One Bad News

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:23 AM PST

One Good News
One Bad News

Good News:1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:23 AM PST

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA

!….. YAA ALLAH ….!

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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De…:)

*. AAMEEN .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Catchline on the WALL of

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:22 AM PST

Catchline on the WALL of
A College Canteen Hall:



This Food Must Be Good.
Ten Thousand FLIES
Cant Be Wrong..!:-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Aas Hogi Na Aasra Hoga

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:21 AM PST

Aas Hogi Na Aasra Hoga,
Aany Wale Dinu Me Kia Hoga.

Main Tujhy ßhol Jaunga Ek Din,
Wakt Sb Kch ßadal Chuka Hoga.

Naam Hum Ne Likha Tha Aankhun Me,
Aans'on Ne Mita Dia Hoga.

Aasman Bhar Gya Parindun Se,
Paid Koi Harra Gira Hoga.

Kitna Dushvar Tha Safar Uska,
Woh Sar-E-Shaam So Gaya Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Aisa Lagta Hy Zindgi Tum Ho

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:21 AM PST

Aisa Lagta Hy Zindgi Tum Ho,
Ajnbi Jaise Ajnbi Tum Ho.

Ab Koi Aarzoo Nhe ßaqi,
Justaju Meri Aakhri Tum Ho.

Mai Zamen Pe Ghana Andhera Hun,
Aasmanon Ki Chandini Tum Ho.

Doston Se Wafa Ki Umeden??
Kis Zamane K Aadmi Tm Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:20 AM PST

Kisi Lerki Say Mat Kehna
Kay Us Say Pyar Kertay Ho
Ager Ek Bay Dhayani Main
Yeah Iqrar Ker Bethay
Kisi Say Pyar Ker Bethay
To Phir Wadoon Ki DoRoon Main
Ualajh Ker Toot Jao Gay
Tumharay Pyar Ka Us Ko
Ager Ehsaas Ho Jayay
To Ho Sakta Hai Tum Us Ka
Rang-O-Roop Ban Jao
Mohabbat Kay Safar Main Shayad
Aaisa Morr Aajayay
Kay Tum Narazgi Ka
BerMila Izhaar Ker Bethay
Koi Inkaar Ker Bethay
To Yeah Samjhoo Koi Sheesha,
Koi Dil Toot Jaye Ga
Kay In Kay Dil Bohat Nazuk,
Bohat Kumzoor Hotay Hain
Kisi Lerki Kay Dil Ka Tootna Bhi
Mout Hoti Hai
Kisi larkii se na kehna
K Us say Pyar Karte Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ek Kasak Jo Lafzon Ki

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:20 AM PST

Ek Kasak Jo Lafzon Ki
Aagosh Me Sisak Rahi Thi

Ek Dua Jo Duur Arsh
Pe Bhatak Rahi Thi

Wo Dua Jo Tuutey Dil
Sy Nikal Rhi Thi

Wo Dua Jo 2 Labon
Pe Machal Rahi Thi

Kaash !

Ek Shaam Wo Laut Aaye

Ya Kaash !
Wo Shaam Laut Aaye

Is Dil Ne Bohat Usay
Chaha Tha

Hum Ne Rab Sy Bas
Usy Hi Maanga Tha

Pr Meri Dua Tou Kahin
Arsh Pe Hi Kho Gai

Aur Phr Taqdeer b
Andhera Aurh k So Gai

Aur Phir Zabt Ka Daaman
Hum Sy Chooth Gaya

Ek Tuuta Hua Dil
Aur Bhi Tuut Gaya.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ye Rung-e-Gul Bhi Hy

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:20 AM PST

Ye Rung-e-Gul Bhi Hy
Aur Khaar Bhi Hy

Zubaan Chalti Hui
Talwaar Bhi Hy

Ajab Hy Bolti Aankhon
Ki Masti

JahanInkaar Bhi Hy
Iqraar Bhi Hy

Ye Raah-e-Ishq Hy
Dekho Sambhal Kr

Bohat Aasan Bhi Hy
Dushwar Bhi Hy

Ajab 2 Rung Hyn
Insaan Ki Fitrat

Gila Hy Jis Sy Usi Sy
Pyar Bhi Hy !!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ae Kaash! Kahin Qudrat

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:20 AM PST

Ae Kaash! Kahin Qudrat
Ka Ye Nizaam Hua Karey

Tujhy Dekhney k Siwa Na
Mujhy Koi Kaam Hua Karey

Charcha Ho Saary Shehar
Main Tere Mere Pyaar Ka

Mujh Pe Teri Chahat Ka
Ilzaam Hua Karey

Ishq Karo'n Aisa k Ho
Jao'n Main Deewana

Koi Poochy Aarzu Tou Zuban
Pe Tera Naam Hua Karey.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Tumhari Yaad Ki Dali Utha Kar

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:19 AM PST

Tumhari Yaad Ki Dali

Utha Ker

Zubaan Pe Rakh Li Hy Maine

Ye Qatra Qatra Pighal Rahi Hai

Main Qatra Qatra Hii Jee Raha Hoon . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Mere Naseebon Main Tum Nahi Ho

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:19 AM PST

Ek Sin Mili Wo Mujh Sy
Bujhi Bujhi Si
Jhuki Jhuki Si
Udasion Main Rachi Basi Si

Jo Main Ny Poocha
Udaas Kyun Ho .. ?

Jhuka K Palkain
Chupa k Chehra
Lagi Wo Kehne !

Udaasion Ka Sabab Tum Hi Ho
Mere Naseebon Main
Tum Nahi Ho !!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Khaak Urti Hy Raat Bhar Mujh Main

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:19 AM PST

Khaak Urti Hy Raat
Bhar Mujh Main

Kaun Phirta Hy
Dar-ba-Dar Mujh Main

Mujh Ko Mujh Main
Jaga Nahi Milti

Koi Mojood Hy Is
Qadar Mujh Main …....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Main Agar Tumhain Jo Sanwar Doon

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:19 AM PST

Main Agar Tumhain Jo
Sanwar Doon !

Tumhare Roz-o-Shab
ko Nikhaar Doon

Mera Thaam k
EHAD Do !

Mujhe Apne Dil Main
Rakho Gy Tum

Tumhain Is Qadar Jo
Main Pyar Doon !

k Zindagi Hi Haar Doon !

Tou Batao Na !

Mere Baad Bhi !

Ye Hi EHAD Apna
Nibhao Gy ?

Ya k Mujh ko BHOOL
Hi Jao Gy ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - I'm Swtiching Off My Cell

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

Hey Friedns!!
I'm Swtiching Off
My Cell Due 2 Exams
As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me
After...
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
15 Minutes,
Tab Tak Study Ka
Bhoot Utar Jayega.;-)=D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Barey Bewafa Ho Aap

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

('.')Barey Bewafa
/)(\ Ho Aap
_! \_


('.')Msg Kyun
<)(> Nahi Karte?
_! \_


Pata Hai Kitna Miss
Karte Hain Apko??


   ('.')
>---)(---< 
   _! \_ ITNA
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Doctor 2 Injured Patient

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

Doctor 2 Injured Patient:
Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi
Thi To Tumko Road Se Door
Chalna Chahye Tha!!

Patient:
Konsi Road?
Main To KHAIT ME LOTA LE K
BETHA THA..!!XD:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - 1936 Ka Behtreen SMS.... . . . .

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

1936 Ka Behtreen
SMS....
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.

.
.

Us Waqt Mobile Kahan Tha,
Kabhi To Dimagh Ka Istemal
Kar Lia Karo.
Bus SMS Parhne Ki Jaldi
Hoti Hai.=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - A Very Well & True Saying

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

A Very Well & True Saying
By "Dr. Allama Iqbal",

"Jin K Aangan Me Ameeri Ka
Shajar Lagta Hai,

Unka Har Aeib Zamane Ko
Hunar Lagta Hai".......Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Hum Dost Na Rahe To Apki

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:18 AM PST

1 Sawal??

"Agar Hum Dost Na Rahe To Apki
Life Pe Kia Farq Parega"?

Apka Jawab Koi Song Hona Chahye.
Ye SMS Sab Ko Bhejo Or Dekho Apko
Kya Song Milta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - For 10 Seconds And Text Me The 1st

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:17 AM PST

"Think Of Me"

For 10 Seconds And Text Me The 1st
Word/Sentence That Comes In Ur Mind..
Except My Name!!

Be Honest..
Waiting 4 Ur Reply.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Apno Ko Jab Apne Kho Dete Hain

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:17 AM PST

Apno Ko Jab Apne Kho Dete Hain,
Tanhayon Me Aksar Woh Ro Dete Hain.

~*~

Kyun In Palkon Par Bithate Hain Unko Hum,
Jo Palkon Ko Aansoun Se Bhigo Dete Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Chaha Hai Tumhe Is Liye

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:17 AM PST

Chaha Hai Tumhe Is Liye
Shikwa Nahi Kia,

Humne To Kabhi Tum Ko
Ruswa Nahi Kia,

Samjha Hai Teri Bat Ko
Har Bat Se Barh Kar,

Bhool Jayen Tum Ko
"RAB" Ne Humein Wo Dil Nahi Dia.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Ap Kisi Se Kahoge To Us

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:17 AM PST

"I LOVE U"

Agar Ap Kisi Se Kahoge To Us
Ka Jawab Kia Hoga,
In Me Se 1 No. Choose Karo,
001
002
003
004
005
006
007
008
009

Reply Must.

Answers:
001: Pagal Ho Kia.
002: Soch K Bataon Ga/Gi.
003: I Love U Too Jan.
004: Mujhe Isi Din Ka Intezar Tha.
005: Itne Pito Ge K Nani Yad Ajaye Gi.
006: Aaine Me Shakal Dekhi Hai Apni.
007: I Am Lucky Jo Tumne Kaha.
008: I Love U 2 As A Friend.
009: I Hate U Bandar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Whn He Knelt Down B4 Her Just Say

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:06 AM PST

Whn He Knelt Down
B4 Her Just Say "I
Luv U" Do U Think
He's Loosing His Self
Respect ?
- He Wsn't Instead
He Was Gainig Her
Respect .. =)

Whn He Mocks n Irritates
He, Do U Feel She Hates
It ?
- But No, She Silenty
Enjoys It .. =P

Whn He's Sick n She's
Caring For Him, Do U
TYhink She's Just Doing
Her Duty ?
-0No, But Dying Herself
Just 2 C Him Aler8 .. =(

Whn He Does Sumthg
Wrng n Tears Roll From
Her Eyes, Do U Feel They
r Tears ?
-No, They r Not
Its Her Soul Melting For
Him .. =)

That's True Love

Love n Be Loved
But
If you Can't, Don't b
Fake It Hurts....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ek Nazar Ki Aas Me Khud Reh Jao Gy

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Ek Nazar Ki Aas Me
Khud Reh Jao Gy

Is Tarha Mat Dekho Warna
Dekhty Reh Jao Gy

Bila Jhijhak Keh Do
Aaj Apne Dil Ki Baat

Socho Gy Tou Zindagi
Bhar Sochty Reh Jao Gy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Bheegi Hui Ik Shaam Ki Dehleez Pe Baithe

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Bheegi Hui Ik Shaam Ki
Dehleez Pe Baithe,

Main Dil K Sulagne Ka
Sabab Soch Raha Hun,

Duniya Ki To Aadat Hai
Badal Leti Hai Aankhein,

Main Uske Badalne Ka
Sabab Soch Raha Hun.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Wo Tou Milta Hy Mehdood Se Lamhon

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Wo Tou Milta Hy
Mehdood Se Lamho'n
Main Mujh Ko

"Faraz",

Phir Bhi Dil Hy K Kitni
Fursat Se Sochta Hy
Usay.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ishq Pagal Kar Gaya Tou Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Ishq Pagal Kar Gaya Tou Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo,
Sanha Aisa Howa To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Sath Us Ke Har Qadam Chalne Ki Adat Kis Liye,
Chor Ke Wo Chal Diya To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Shor Bahir Hai Abhi Is Waste Khamosh Ho,
Shor Ander Gir Utha To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Kar Rahe Ho Ghar Naya Tameer Urti Rait Per,
Ye Achanak Gir Para To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Band Palko Per Adhore Khuwab Bante Ho Magar,
Koi In Me Aa Basa To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Dar Dareche Sab Muqfil Kar Ke Bethe Ho Magar,
Wo Achanak Aa Gaya To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.

Doobte Sooraj Ka Chehra Aur Us Ki Naqhs Pa,
Jab Wo Manzar Gum Howa To Kya Karo Ge Soch Lo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Can I Hold Your Hand?

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Girl: Can I Hold Your Hand?
Boy: No"
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because It Will Hurt Too Much When You Let It Go.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Mujhko maara hy, ek dard-o-dava se pehle

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Mujhko maara hy, ek dard-o-dava se pehle,
Di saza ishq ki hr jurm-o-khata se pehle.

Aatish-e-ishq ßharkti hy hawa se pehle,
Hont jalte hen mohabt me dua se pehle.

Ab kami kia hy tere ße-saro samano ko,
Kch na tha teri qasam, tark-o-fana se pehle.

Ishq-e-ßebak ko daawey the boht khalvat me,
Kho dia sara ßharam,sharm-o-haya se pehle.

Maut k nam se darte the hum ae shauq-e-hayat,
Tu ne tou maar hi dala tha Qaza se pehle.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Never Underestimate The Pain Of A Person

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

Never Underestimate The Pain Of A Person

Because Everyone Is Struggling Through It.

It's Just, Some People Hide It Better Than Others..." :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Wohi Sham E Ghum Ki Udasiyan

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:05 AM PST

*. . .Wohi Sham E Ghum Ki Udasiyan Wohi Subho Ki Mayoosiyan


Kbi Aesa Din b To Aaye,K Muje b Rahat e DiL Mile. . .*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Charag-e-ishq jalane ki rat Aai hy

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Charag-e-ishq jalane ki rat Aai hy,

Kisi ko Apna Banane ki rat Aai hy,

Falak ka Chaand Bhi sharma K munh chupa lega,

Naqaab rukh se hatane ki rat Aai hy.

Nigah-e-saqi se paiham chalak rahi hai Sharaab,

Piyo K Peeney Pilaney ki rat ai hy,

Woh aaj Aaye hen mehfil me Chandini le kr,

K Roshni me Nahane ki raat ai hy......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil se agr kbi tera Armaan jaega

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Dil se agr kbi tera Armaan jaega,

Ghar ko Lga k Aag yeh Mehmaan jaega,

Sb hongy us se apne Ta'aruf ki Fikr me,

Mujhko mere sukoot se Pehchan jaega,

is Kufr-e-ishq se mujhy Q Rokty ho tum,

Emaam walo,,!! Mera hi Emaan jaega,

Aaj us se maine shikva kia tha Sharartan,

Kisko khabr thi itna ßura maan jaega,

Ab uss muqam per hen meri ßeqarariyan,

Samjhne wala ho k Pasheman jaega,

Duniya pe aisa wakt parega k eik din,

Insaan ki talash me insaan jaega.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - They Make U Believe That They

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Problem With Guys:
They Make U Believe That They
Love U When They Don't..!!

Problem With Girls:
They Make U Believe They Don't
Love U When They Do.:-)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Koi Ek Harkat Ya Ek Bat

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

*INTERESTING YAADEIN*

Tell Me,
Meri Koi Ek Harkat Ya Ek Bat,
Mera 1 Jumla, Jo Ap Ko Aksar Yaad
Aata Ho, Or Jis Waja Se Ap Mujhe
Kabhi Nahi Bholo Ge!!

Reply Is Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Dil Lagi Thi Usey Hum Se Mohabbat

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Dil Lagi Thi Usey Hum Se Mohabbat Kab Thi
Mehfil-e-Gair Se Un Ko Fursat Kab Thi

Hum Thay Mohabbat Main Lut Jane K Qabil
Us K Wadoon Main Wo Haqiqat Kab Thi?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare
Koi Tujh Ko Us se Juda Kare

Tere Lub Hansna Bhool Jaen
Or Teri Aankh Purnam Raha Kare

Use Dekh Ke Tu Ruk Pare
Or Woh Nazar Jhuka Ke Chala Kare

Tujhe Hijr Ki Woh Jhari Lage
Tu Millan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare

Tere Khuwab Bikhrain Tooot Kar
Use Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare

Tu Nagar Nagar Phira Kare
Tu Galli Gallli Sada Kare

Tujhe Ishq Ho Phir Yaqeen Ho
Use Tasbeehon Pe Parha Kare

Main Kahoon Ke Ishq Dhong Hai
Or Tu Nahin Nahin Kaha Kare.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Beetay Huwe Dinon Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Beetay Huwe Dinon Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata,
Jo Roo Rahay Hon Unko Rulaya Nahi Jata.

Hasnay Walon Ko Rulana Aasan Hai Lekin,
Ronay Walon Ko Kabhi Hasaya Nahi Jata.

Apno Or Ghairo'n Ko Bhulana Asaan Hai Lekin,
Dil Tornay Walay Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jata.

Umeed Ban Ke Log Zindagi Mai Atey Hain,
Khawab Ban K Ankhon Me Sama Jate Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Ye Nahi Gam Ke Qasam Apni

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:04 AM PST

Ye Nahi Gam Ke Qasam Apni Bhulai Tum Ne,
Gam To Ye Hai Ke Raqeebon Se Nibhai Tum Ne.

Koi Ranjish Thi Ager Tum Ko To Mujh Se Kehte,
Baat Apas Ki Kiun Sab Ko Batai Tum Ne.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Samjha Lo Apne Dil Ko

Posted: 19 Dec 2010 03:03 AM PST

Samjha Lo Apne Dil Ko Pyaar Na Kare,
Meri Fitrat Hai Bewafai, Izhar Na Kare.

Humse Paoge Dhoka Tum Yaad Rekhna,
Pehle He Kahte Hain, Koi Humara Aetbaar Na Kare.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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