Thursday, December 23, 2010

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Urdu Friendship SMS - Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:27 AM PST

Wada na kero agar tum nibha na sako,
Chaho na usko jis ko tum pa na sako,
dost to bohat hain dunya main par,
Ek khaas rakho jis k bina tum muskura na sako....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Achay Dost Dua Aur Aankh

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:24 AM PST

ACHE DOST
"HATH" aur "ANKH" ki tarha hotY hain
jab"HATH"ko taqleef hoti hai
to "ANKH" roti hai
aur jab "ANKH" roti hai
to "HATH"ansoo ponchta hi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Nabi Risalat - Ali Imamat

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:24 AM PST

Nabi (Risalat)
Ali (Imamat)

Nabi (Haqoomat)
Ali (Riyasat)

Nabi (Adalat)
Ali (Waqalat)

Nabi (Sakhawat)
Ali (Wirhasat)

Nabi (Rasol Allah)
Ali (Asad-ul-ALLAH)

Nabi (Habib-ul-ALlah)
Ali (Wali-ul-ALLAH)

Nabi (Hifz)
Ali (Hafiz)

Nabi (Quran)
Ali (Zubaan)

Nabi (Ibtida)
Ali (Intiha)

Nabi(Shaher)
Ali (Dar)

Nabi(Mustafa)
Ali (Murtaza)

Nabi(Talwar)
Ali (vaar)

Nabi(Ameer aur Mukhtar)
Ali (Haider-e-Karrar) .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - What's The Most Popular Word That Begins

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:21 AM PST

What's The Most Popular Word That Begins
With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D

The Word You Thought Is
The 2nd Most Popular! =P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - HuM Ko kUcH YaDeIn sAtAtI

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:21 AM PST

HuM Ko kUcH YaDeIn sAtAtI HaIn sHaB O RoZ

WaRnA hUm bHi tUmHaRi tRh pUr sUkOoN SoYa krTE tHe....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:21 AM PST

Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye
Dukh sukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye
Hum kisi ko bhulate nahi
Lekin jo hamein yaad rakkhe woh yaar chahiye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:21 AM PST

Qarz dosti ka ada kon karay ga?
Dost na hon gay to wafa kon karay ga?
Aey ALLAH mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna mere jinay ki dua kon karay ga....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Kisi ne pucha Dosti kya hai

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:21 AM PST

Kisi ne pucha Dosti kya hai?
Main ne kanton par chal kar bata diya..
puchha! Kitna piyar karty ho dost ko?
Main ne pura aasman dikha diya,
puchha! Kaise rakho gay dosti ko?
Main ne mehkta hwa gulab dikha diya..
puchha kese raho gay us k sath?
Main ne zameen par apna saya dikha diya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:20 AM PST

      !!!
    |^^^^^|
  |^^^^^^^^^|
 [***********]


Happy Birthday

Ye lo Meri Taraf Se Birthday Cake

Ab ye mat kehna k hum kanjos hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Aik Slah! Take Care

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:20 AM PST

Aik Slah!
* take Care *
Aik Request!
* Bhool na jana *
Aik Taman'na!
* Khush Raho *
Aik Jhoot!
* I Hate You *
Aik Such!
* I Miss You *....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Mana hum itne SWEET nahi

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:20 AM PST

Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye.
Nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
Nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye,
Aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi Naa aaye....
MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Abbreviation SMS - The Word HELLO means

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Birthday SMS - Agar Yaad Tumko Na Rahe Apna Janmdin

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

Agar Yaad Tumko Na Rahe Apna Janmdin
Check Karte Rahna Yunhi Apne Mobile Ke Inbox Hardin
Main Kabhi Na Bhulonga Apne Yaar Ka birthday
Chahe Woh Ho Mera Akhri Din
Aapko Zaroor Mera Yeh Msg. Milega
Jispe Likha Hoga Mubarak Ho Aapko Aapka specail din
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - DOSTI or PIYAR Nadi pe Ghoomne Gaye

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:16 AM PST

DOSTI or PIYAR Nadi pe Ghoomne Gaye,
Pyar Nadi main Gir Gaya,
Pata Hai Q?

Q K pyar Andha Hota Hai.
Uske pechey Dosti b Gir Gai,
Pata Hai Q?

Q K Dosti Kabhi Saath Nahi Chorti. :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Paighaam Tau Ek Bahana Tha

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Paighaam Tau Ek Bahana Tha

Irada To Aap Ko Yaad Dilana Tha

Aap Yaad Karein Ya Na Karein Koi Baat Nahi

Aapki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai

Bus Itna Batana tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Duniya Me Koi Kisi K Liye Kuch Nahi Karta

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Duniya Me Koi Kisi K Liye Kuch Nahi Karta.

Marne Wale K Sath Koi Nahi Marta.

Marne Ki To Baat Door Rahi.

Yahan To Zinda Hain,

Phir Bhi Koi YAAD Nahi Karta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi rooz shamk waqt

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Kisi rooz shamk waqt,
Suraj k aram k waqt,

Mil jaye sath tera,
Hath me lekr hath tera,

Dur kahin tanhai main,
Dunia se judai mai,

apne sang bethaon tujhe,
Dil ka haal sunaon tujhe,

Teri izzat ka ehteram karon,

Teri hath ki lakeeron main,
Talash apna naam karon,

Is waqt irada keren,
Phir milna ka wada keren,

Kisi roz sham k waqt,
suraj k aram k waqt.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Main ne pucha marne k baad

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Main ne pucha marne k baad mery (40wain) me to aao'gy.?

faraz



Wo nazren jhuka kar boli "sorry" jan Hum "WAHABI" hai.

(-,-)

// Daso G zalmo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ek sardar ne ground main ik garha

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Ek sardar ne ground main ik garha khoda or us main ja k beth kr kuch sochne laga...

2nd sardar:
Ae ki ho rya aye paa G..?

Sardar:


doongiyaan sochaan.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Yadoon Mein Na Dhoondo mujhe

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:14 AM PST

Yadoon Mein Na Dhoondo mujhe.

Dil Mein Hum Bus jaen gey.

Tamanna Ho Agar Milne ki To..?

Sirf

ON Karo Mobile

Hum INBOX Mein Hi Mil Jaen Gey....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ajeeb shakhs tha har aik se piyar mangta tha

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:13 AM PST

Ajeeb shakhs tha har aik se piyar mangta tha,

Jahan na dard ho aisa diyar mangta tha,

Jo mangta tha wo dena meri bisat na thi,

Wo meri roh ka mujh se qarar mangta tha,

Use garz thi na gulo se na bulbulon se,

Wo fasl e ranj main fasl e bahar mangta tha,

Use talab thi koi tot kar use chahe,

Wo hath jor k ulfat ka izhar mangta tha,

Mere khalos pe shayad shak tha use,

Wafa ki rah main wo aitbar mangta tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:13 AM PST

Frog: Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Sardar: hota hai

Frog:
nhi hota nhi hota nahi tha (& jumps in water)

Sardar:
Lo is may khudkhushi karne wali kia bat thi??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Woh Kuan Si Cheez Hai Jo App Kay Pas

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:11 AM PST

Q #2. Woh Kuan Si Cheez Hai Jo App Kay Pas
Ho Tu Nikah Nahi Ho Sakta Aur Na Ho Tu Janaza Nahi Ho Sakta
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Ans:-Moat....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:08 AM PST

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

If You've Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don't Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World (=....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - So many talks on a issue

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:08 AM PST

So many talks on a issue..
So much fun of a singl innocent frnd..
So many frndz on 1bench..
So much laugtr on 1stupd joke..
So many callz n smsz on birthday nite..
So many hugs for one littl worry..
So much luv for jst 1person..
So many tearz for one little fight..
Really!! "frndz r da best part of our small life"
... Love you !!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - I've Got So Many Idiotic Aspects

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:07 AM PST

I've Got So Many Idiotic Aspects
May Be
I'm A Sinner
May Be
I Dnt Knw
What Is Mannerism
May Be
I m Self-Obsessed
Rude,
Pathetic,
&
Groggy
But
Coming To Think Abt
My Buddies I Think Tht
My Choice Is The Best
In The World ... :)

Dedicated To All
My Buddies *.*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Agar Allah Pe Bharosa Karna Sekhna Hai

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

Agar Allah Pe Bharosa Karna Sekhna
Hai To Parindon Se Sekho,
K Jab Woh Shaam Ko Ghar Wapis Jate
Hain To Un Ki Chonch Me Kal K Liye
Koi Daana Nahi Hota"........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - In Dosti Ki Raahon Me Dhoka Na Dena

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

In Dosti Ki Raahon Me Dhoka Na Dena

~Dost~

Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe Aisa Hai
Jese ZUBAIDA Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Par...:)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The Most Funniest Situation

Posted: 23 Dec 2010 12:02 AM PST

The Most Funniest Situation
In Student Life....

We Have No Idea What To Write
In The Exam Paper
&
The Supervisor Comes And Says:



Plz Cover Ur Answer Sheet.=PxD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Ap Meri Kin 2 Baton Ki Gawahi

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 11:55 PM PST

Ap Meri Kin 2 Baton Ki Gawahi
Ankhen Band Kar K De Sakte Ho??

1. Sachai
2. Khubsurti
3. Zahanat
4. Himmat
5. Achai
6. Wafadari
7. Pyar
8. Dosti

Reply Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Samandar Me Ghar Hua Nahi Karte

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 11:55 PM PST

Samandar Me Ghar Hua Nahi Karte,
Dosto Se Bichar Kar Hum
Jiya Nahi Karte.
~*.*~
Ji Bhar K Nibha Lo
Dosti Humse,
Kyun K Hum Jese Log
Ziada Jiya Nahi Karte.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Tum Bohat He ..... Ho

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

FILL IT 4 ME..!!

1. Tum Bohat He ..... Ho,
2. Tum Pe ...... Color Suit Karta Hai,
3. Tum Mere Liye ..... Ho,
4. Tum ..... Se Bohat Milte Ho,
5. I ..... U.

Reply Fast.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Apko Ek Aisi Pencil Di Jaye

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Agar Apko Ek Aisi Pencil Di Jaye
Jis Se Ap Jo Likho Woh Sach Ho Jaye...

"To Ap Mere Liye Kya Likho Ge..??

Tell Me Now.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Zindagi Me Mujh Par Kabhi Aisa

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Agar Zindagi Me Mujh Par Kabhi Aisa
Waqt Aaye k Mere Pas Kuch Bhi Na Ho
To Aap Mujhe Kia Dena Pasand Karoge.

1. DIL
2. DUA
3. DOLAT
4. MOHABBAT
5. KHUSHYAN
6. SATH

Jawab Zaror Dena.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Sari Duniya K Riwaajon Se Adawat Ki Thi

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Sari Duniya K Riwaajon Se Adawat Ki Thi,
Tum Ko Yaad Hai Jab Maine Ik Himaqat Ki Thi.
~*.*~
Use Raaz-Daan Samajh Kar Bataya Tha Haal-e-Dil Apna,
Par Us Shaks Ne Meri Zaat Se Baghawat Ki Thi.
~*.*~
Jab Kisi Ki Yaad Ne Aankhon Ko Bhigoya Tha Meri,
Maine Ik Naam Ki Tasbeeh Pe Tilawat Ki Thi.
~*.*~
Usko Chor K Hanste Hue Ghar Aa K,
Itna Roye The K Aankhon Ne Qayamat Ki Thi.
~*.*~
Mere Ujarne Ka Sabab Jab Bhi Kisi Ne Pocha "Mohsin",
Maine Bus Itna Bataya K "Mohabbat" Ki Thi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - IS SAAL K END KA SAWAL

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

"IS SAAL K END KA SAWAL"

Apk Khayal Me Meri Dosti Ne
Apko Kia Dia??

Khushi?
Mohabbat?
Waqt?
Bharosa?
Hosla?
Nafrat?
Tension?
Time Waste?
Apnayat?

Plz Reply Must.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Daga Rora Pista Dama Khair

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Daga Rora Pista Dama Khair
Laka Pui Pui O Main Mar Gai
Oi Oi Oi.....
Samajh Ai??
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O Khan Sahab Keh Rahe Hain,
"Munni Badnam Hui Darling Tere Liye."=P:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - The World Is Round

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

~*~4 My Frndz~*~

The World Is Round,
We Will Meet Again.

When We Will Meet Again,
I Will Ask You...

"How R U??"

Hope You Will Not Ask Me,
"Who R U??"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - 1 Ghar Me 2 Love Birds The

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

1 Ghar Me 2 Love Birds The.
Ek Ka Naam Tha "I LOVE U"
Or
Dusre Ka "U LOVE ME"

"U LOVE ME" Ghar Se Bahar Chala
Gaya To Ghar Me Kon Bacha??

Reply Fast.;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Pathan K Ghar Mehman Aate Hain.
Pathan Ki BV Pathan Se:

Tum Hamesha Mehmanon Se Ulti Seedhi Bat
Keh Dete Ho, Ab In Ki Izzat Karna.

Pathan Mehman Se:
Kya Haal Hai Gul Khan, Tum Thek Hai,
Aane Me Koi Pareshani To Nai Hui?

Gul Khan:
Ap K Elaqe Me Kutte Bohat Hain.

Pathan:
Kutte Se Yaad Aya Tumhara Abbu Thek Hai Wo Aya Nai.:-)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kisi Ek Shaks Ka Pura Name Kisi

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Kisi Ek Shaks Ka Pura Name Kisi
Bhi Ek Number K Samne Likho!!

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2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9

Then I'll Tell U K Woh Tumhare
Baray Me Kya Sochta/Sochti Hai.
Reply Must.

Look Answers.
1=Ignoring U
2=Miss U So Much
3=Like U
4=Jan Ho Uski
5=Love U Very Much
6=Never 4get U
7=Zindagi Ho Uski
8=Bohat Pyar Hai Use Tumse
9=Time Pass.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Janab-e-Nargis Apni Book

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

Janab-e-Nargis Apni Book
"Rozi Roti"
Me Likhti Hain,

Dheere Dheere Karo Sanam
Mehngai Ka Zamana Hai...

Is Choti Si Dukaan Se
Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai...=PxD....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - MERI SAADGI MERA JURM HAI

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:49 PM PST

MERI SAADGI
MERA JURM HAI

Yahan Chahaton
Ka Sila Nahi,

Yahan Dosti Ka
Maza Nahi,

Yahan Jane Kesi
Hawa Chali,

Rahi Doston Me
Wafa Nahi,

Yahan Jal Gaya
Mera Aashyan,

Abhi Baadlon Ko
Pata Nahi,

Tere Dar Pe Dastak
Main De Sakun,

Yeh Haq Bhi Tumne
Diya Nahi,

Main Raahi
Raah-e-Umeed Ka,

Mujhe Manzilon
Ka Pata Nahi,

Be-Bus Hon Jahan
Me Is Tarha,

Jese Mera Koi
"KHUDA" Nahi,

Meri Saadgi
Mera Jurm Hai,

Koi Or Meri
Khata Nahi.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:46 PM PST

1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo
Gili Ha To 1 Kilo
or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo
Batao Kya Cheez Hai.
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Ans:-Sulphur....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Apni Khushyan Luta Kar Aap Pe Qurban Ho Jaon

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:46 PM PST

::Apni Khushyan Luta Kar
Aap Pe Qurban Ho Jaon,

::Kash Kuch Din Usk
Shehar Me Mehman Ho Jaon.

::Ap Apna Nayab Dil Mujhko
De Den Or Phir Mangen,

::Main Mukar Jaon Or
Phir Be-Imaan Ho Jaon,

::Ap Mujh Pe Sitam Karen
Har Kisi Ki Tarha,

::Main Is Adaa Par Bhi
Meharbaan Ho Jaon,

::Ap Mere Paon K Neche
Se Zameen Khench Lo,

::Or Phir Main Ap Ka
Asmaan Ho Jaon,

::Ab To Mujhe Itni
Mohabbat Hogai Hai Apse K,

::Khuda Koi Mojza Kare
Or Main Apk Naam Ho Jaon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Jeet Ki Zarorat Mehfil Me Hoti Hai

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:46 PM PST

::Jeet Ki Zarorat Mehfil Me Hoti Hai"

::Pyar Ki Zarorat Dil Me Hoti Hai"

::Bina Dost K Adhuri Hai Zindagi"

::Kyun K Dost Ki Zarorat Pal Pal Me Hoti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Main Jo Mehka To Meri Shakh Jala Di Usne

Posted: 22 Dec 2010 08:09 PM PST

::GHAZAL::

:Main Jo Mehka To Meri
Shakh Jala Di Usne:

:Sabz Mosam Me Mujhe
Zard Hawa Di Usne:

:Pehle Ik Lamhe Ki
Zanjeer Se Bandha Mujhko:

:Or Phir Waqt Ki
Raftar Barha Di Usne:

:Meri Nakaam Mohabbat
Mujhe Wapis Kar Di:

:Yun Meri Lash Mere
Hath Thama Di Usne:

:Woh Janta Tha Mujhe
Maut Sukoon Bakhshe Gi:

:Wo Sitamgar Tha So
Jeene Ki Dua Di Usne:

:Usk Hone Se Meri
Saansen Thi Dugni "Faiz":

:Woh Jo Bichra To
Meri Umar Ghata Di Usne:.......Read More SMS/Jokes
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  1. Prateek GuptaDecember 24, 2010 at 5:04 AM

    Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar, Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum new year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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