Monday, March 28, 2011

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Missing You SMS - Teri dosti yaar

Posted: 28 Mar 2011 01:16 AM PDT

Teri dosti yaar
apun ko itni pasand hai jitna:-

Charsi ko Chars.

Doctor ko Nurse.

Chor ko Purse.

Gadhay ko Laat.

Ullo ko Raat.

Nai ko Daal.

Gareeb ko Daal.

Zardari ko Maal.

Kuttay ko Haddi.

Nangay ko Chaddi.

Pathan ko Naswaar.

Kanglay ko Udhaar.

I Miss U
Mere yaar.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Labon ki sersarahat

Posted: 28 Mar 2011 01:16 AM PDT

Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.

Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Khataon par khata'ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.

Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.

Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.

Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.

Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.

Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - I m proud to being ur friend bcoz you are

Posted: 28 Mar 2011 01:16 AM PDT

I m proud to being ur friend bcoz you are:
E+D+I+O+T

E= EFFICENTD= DESCENTI= INTELLIGENTO=OBSERVER T=TALENTED

So i say u again u r great EDIOT.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - -Sir James M. Barrie-

Posted: 28 Mar 2011 01:15 AM PDT

If you have [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.
-Sir James M. Barrie-....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Lafzo pe nahi, matlab pe gaur kare, N

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 06:39 PM PDT

Lafzo pe nahi, matlab pe gaur kare,

NAMAZ jo hum par FARZ kar di gayi....

FAJAR...Bister mein

ZOHAR...Naukri mein

ASAR...Chaye mein

MAGHRIB...Raaste mein

ISHA...TV mein

JUMA...Ghumne phirne mein

EID...Bazaaro mein

Na Durood, Na Quran..Ye kaisa hai Musalmaan?

Phir kahte hai 'kyu nahi hai ALLAH hum par meharban'?

To Namaz padho,is se pahle ke tumhari Namaz padhi jaye........Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 05:16 PM PDT

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Is Waqt Duniya Ke 4 Bade Prblems Hy 1

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 05:10 PM PDT

Is Waqt Duniya Ke 4 Bade Prblems Hy

1.Population

2.Mehengai

3.Bomb Blast

&

Naujawano Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya dost

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 05:05 PM PDT

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya

dosto

ki


Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje ke baad.

Aur..

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad........Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardaar teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Pap

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 05:01 PM PDT

Sardaar teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Que. the --

1. China kis Desh me hy ?

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hy ?

3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hy ?

4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hy ?

5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - R0ad, park, ßus stand, street, tarac

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:56 PM PDT

R0ad,
park,
ßus stand,
street,
tarace,
Railway track,
near a gutter,
foot path par
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jaha par bhi soye Hue ho uth jao din h0 gaya hai.
Good Morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Khali hathun ko kabhi ghor sy dykha hai

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Khali hathun ko kabhi ghor sy dykha hai faraz,

Kis tarah log lakeerun sy nikal jaty hain.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Main Tujhay Dhoondnay Yaadon ki khuli sa

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Main Tujhay Dhoondnay Yaadon ki khuli sarkon pay

Khushk patoon ki tarah rooz bikhar jata hoon.!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko Phoolon Se Sajaya

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko Phoolon Se Sajaya Tha Faraz,



Mere Seenay Main Ussi Shaakh Ka Kaanta Utra..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Zabt-e-gham is qadar aasaan nahi hay Far

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Zabt-e-gham is qadar aasaan nahi hay Faraz ...

Aag hote hain wo Aansoo jo piye jate hain.!~!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Be-Naam Zindagi ki Haqeqat na Puchiye Fa

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Be-Naam Zindagi ki Haqeqat na Puchiye Faraz,

Kuch Pur-Khaloos Loog Thay,Barbaad Kar Gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha woh S

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT


kaat kar zuban meri keh raha tha woh SOHAIL.........

ab tumhe ijazat hai haal-e-dil sunanay ki....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum Na Badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay s

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Hum Na Badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath SOHAIL


Hum jab b milen gay andaz purana hoga......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - ye kis mukaAm pe laii hai merii tanhai m

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:29 PM PDT

ye kis mukaAm pe laii hai merii tanhai mujhe

k mujhse Aaj koi badgumaAn nahi hota...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Sab Duain Yun Uduwe Aaal Ki Radd Hogaenn

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

Sab Duain Yun Uduwe Aaal Ki Radd Hogaenn

Be Wasila Pesh Kardi Thien Khuda Ke Samne....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Kuch Tu Hee Mere Dard Ka Mafhoom Samajh

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:28 PM PDT

Kuch Tu Hee Mere Dard Ka Mafhoom Samajh Lay Faraz,



Hansta Howa Chehra To Zamaane Ke Liye Hay........Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tum Taluq torney Ka Kahin Zikar Na Karna

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:27 PM PDT

Tum Taluq torney Ka Kahin Zikar Na Karna

SOHAIL

Main Logon Se Kehdonga K usey Fursat Nahi Milti....!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Is bharay sheher main tanha karta hoon h

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:27 PM PDT

Is bharay sheher main tanha karta hoon hawa say baatain.

parta hay har qadam zameen par maira majnu ki tarah.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hum nay socha k Duniya Say kinara Ker la

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:26 PM PDT

Hum nay socha k Duniya Say kinara Ker lain.
Hum nay dekha k Hum hi ronaq-e-mehfil nikly.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Dil to maira udas hai Meer Par yeh sheh

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:26 PM PDT

Dil to maira udas hai Meer
Par yeh shehar kuoon saaen saaen karta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Husn-e-Soorat Ke ... Talab-Gar Buhat Hai

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:26 PM PDT

Husn-e-Soorat Ke ... Talab-Gar Buhat Hain...

Husn-e-Seerat Ka... Parsitar Hai.. Koi Koi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - zalzalay younhi Besabab nahi atay SOH

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PDT

zalzalay younhi Besabab nahi atay

SOHAIL

Koi dewana tah-e-khak tarapta hoga.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Main bus ek bar la'jawab hua Faraz...!

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PDT

Main bus ek bar la'jawab hua Faraz...!

Kisi apne ne kaha jab kon ho tum?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Main apni zaat mein neelam ho raha hoon

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PDT

Main apni zaat mein neelam ho raha hoon

SANAM

Gham-e-Hayat se keh do khreed le mujhe...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tu Meriz Zindagi Hai Yeh SAch Hai.....

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PDT

Tu Meriz Zindagi Hai Yeh SAch Hai.....


Zindagi Ka Magar Bharosa Kya...????....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Thi Is Qadar Ajeeb Musafat K Kuch Na Poo

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:24 PM PDT

Thi Is Qadar Ajeeb Musafat K Kuch Na Pooch

Aankhai'n Abhi Safar Main Theen Aur Khwab Thak Gaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Ab Milein Gey To Khoob Rulain Gay Us San

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:24 PM PDT

Ab Milein Gey To Khoob Rulain Gay Us Sang Dil Ko

SOHAIL

Suna Hai Rotay Main Usko Lipat Jany Ki Adat Hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Ab to Tanhai Ka Yeh Aalam hai , Koi

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:24 PM PDT

Ab to Tanhai Ka
Yeh Aalam hai
,

Koi Hans Key Bhi
Dekhay To Mohabbat Kaa Guman Hota hai......!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aik Dewana Ye Kehtay Huye Hansta Jaata

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:24 PM PDT

Aik Dewana Ye Kehtay Huye Hansta Jaata

"SOHAIL"

Kaash Manzil Say Bhi Aagay Koi Rasta
Jaata . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Apne Halaat Ka B Ehsas Nahi Hai Mujh Ko

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:24 PM PDT

Apne Halaat Ka B Ehsas Nahi Hai Mujh Ko

SOHAIL

Mei ne Oaron Se Suna Hai K Preshan Hun Mein.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - hum guhegar hain humko saza dy do bu

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:23 PM PDT

hum guhegar hain
humko saza dy do

bus mout ajae
itni se dua dy do.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - wo bazahir to mila tha ik lehmay ko fara

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:23 PM PDT

wo bazahir to mila tha ik lehmay ko faraz,

umer sari chaye us ko bhulanay k laye....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - main chalte chalte thak sa gaya hoon

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:23 PM PDT

main chalte chalte thak sa gaya hoon


faraz.


koi tou ho jo mujhe "DEW" pila dey.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - door ja k bhi us se door ja na sake.

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:22 PM PDT

door ja k bhi us se door ja na sake.


kitna roye hum us ki judai main bata na sake.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Fan pe latki Mundi Khidki se tumhe dek

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 04:44 AM PDT

Fan pe latki Mundi
Khidki se tumhe
dekhti Aatma
Bed ke niche bethi Chudel
Parde ke piche sarkati Lash
In sabki taraf dhyan mat dena
aaram se sona...

GOOD NIGHT....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - An interesting question 4you! "Agar e

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 02:21 AM PDT

An interesting question 4you!

"Agar ek din mera jawab har bat k liye YES...

ho to ap mujhse kya maango ge"?
Reply me....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - An interesting question 4you! "Agar e

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 02:21 AM PDT

An interesting question 4you!

"Agar ek din mera jawab har bat k liye YES...

ho to ap mujhse kya maango ge"?
Reply me....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Do u like me? Y=............?

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:56 AM PDT

Do u like me?

Y=............?

1.Behaviour
2.Way of talking
3.feelings
4.Smile
5.my message's
6.character
7.Smart
8.Love
9.My style
1O.Voice
REPLY PLZ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Ek SAWAL AAP KE LIYE..... AGAR A

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:55 AM PDT

Ek SAWAL AAP KE LIYE..... AGAR AAP KO APNE PYAR ko KHUSH KARNE KE LIYE KUCH ROMENTIC Karne ka moka mile to aap kya karenge...Reply....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Ded8 to Pakistani cricket team Yeh me

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:48 AM PDT

Ded8 to Pakistani cricket team

Yeh mehnat abhi aisa rang laayegi
Teri himmat chatanon se takrayegi
Ger tu sabit kadam hoga un ki tarhan
Jo ke ghaazi bane,jete sab baaziyan
Kaamiyab raho her qadam Qaum ki izzat ho tum
Per tum jeeto ya haaro Suno!
Humein tumse pyaar hai
Meri ser zameen,teri ser zameen
Miti hai yeh sabse hasen
Meri jaan tu,meri shan ha tu
Hum sabka "Pakistan" tu
Yeh jo rishta hai apna salamat rahe
Soni dharti ke beton ki takat barhe
Jiyo aise ke duniya yeh takti rahe
Ha dua tumko izzat mohabbat mile
Kamiyab raho her qadam
Qaum ki izzat ho tum
Per tum jeeto ya haro Suno
Humein tumse pyaar hai............Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Lamho Me Shaam Dhal Jayegi, Lamho Me Ra

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:01 AM PDT

Lamho Me Shaam Dhal Jayegi,
Lamho Me Rat Guzar Jayegi,
Har Lamha Hum Tumhe Yaad Karenge,
Aur Yadgar Lamho Mein Tumhe Hamari Hi Yaad Aayegi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Koi Mera Hone Laga Hy Koi Mujhe Chahne

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:01 AM PDT

Koi Mera Hone Laga Hy
Koi Mujhe Chahne Laga Hy
Wo Ajnabi Hy Par
Apna Sa Lagne Laga Hy
Uske Aane Se Raate Rangin Ho Gyi Hy
Dil Uske Tarf Mudne Laga Hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Koi dukh na ho gham na ho Koi aankh

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 01:00 AM PDT

Koi dukh na ho
gham na ho

Koi aankh kabhi purnam na ho
dil kisi ka tute na
Koi sath kisi ka chhore na
Bas pyar ki nadiya behti ho
kash ke Dunia aesi ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Agar dekhna chaho ke tum kitne"amir"ho

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:59 AM PDT

Agar dekhna chaho ke tum kitne"amir"ho
to dolat ko mat ginna
aapni aankho se "aanson" girana
or dekhna ke kitne "hath" in ko samatne ke liye aagy barhty hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Itni Shidat Se To Barsaat Bhi Kam-kam Ba

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:58 AM PDT

Itni Shidat Se To Barsaat Bhi Kam-kam Barse
Jis Taraha Aankh Teri Yaad Me Cham-cham Barse
Minate Kon Kare Gharonde Ke Liye
Keh Do Baadal Se Barasta Hy To Jam-jam ke Barse....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Aapki har khata manjur hy aapka har sik

Posted: 27 Mar 2011 12:57 AM PDT

Aapki har khata manjur hy
aapka har sikwa kabul hy
nahi jante kya rista hy aapse
par jo bhi hy wo muje tahe dil se manjur hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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