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Islamic SMS - Shubhanallah Hi Wabihamdehi Shubhanallah Hil Azeem

Posted: 17 Mar 2011 07:56 AM PDT

Hadees Nabvi(S.A.W)

Do Kalmey Aisy Hain Jo Zuban Per Halkey Hain Tarazo Main Bhari Hain ,

Allah Ko Bohet Piyarey Hain...

"Shubhanallah Hi Wabihamdehi Shubhanallah Hil Azeem"

Ye Do Kalmey Aisy Hain Jo K Perhny Main

Bohet Aasan Hain Mager Qayamet K Din
Aemaal K Palrey Main Inka Wazen(Waight)

Bohet Bhari Hoga Yani Gunhaoon K Muqably Main In Kalmon Ka Wazen Zyada Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mother's Day SMS - Maan Ke Khidmat Karna Acha Lagata Hai

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 07:53 PM PDT

Maan Ke Khidmat Karna Acha Lagata Hai

Maan Ka Beti Kehna Acha Lagta Hai

Maan Ka Sayaya Rahay Umer Bher Hum Per

Maan Ka Muskarana Acha Lagata Hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *Hadees* Jo Musalman Darakht Lagaay

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 05:32 PM PDT

*Hadees*

Jo Musalman Darakht Lagaay Ya Khhayt Boay Us Mein Kisi Adami Ya Prind

Ya Chopay Ne Khhaya Wo Sub Us K Liay Sadqa Hay

(Bokhari)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Nabi-E-Pak (Saw) Ne Farmaya: "Logon P

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 05:31 PM PDT

Nabi-E-Pak (Saw) Ne Farmaya:

"Logon Pr 1 Zmana Aye Ga K Unka Maksad Unka Pait Hoga,

Dolat Unki Ezzat Hogi,

Aurat Unka Qibla Hoga,

Rupeya Unka Deen Hoga,

Aur Wo Bad Tareeb Log Hon Gay,

Aur Akhrat Mai Unka Hisa Nahi Hoga....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kismat Do Pal Main Badal Saqta Hai Insan

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 05:29 PM PDT

Kismat Do Pal Main Badal Saqta Hai Insan

Jo Insan Ko Badal Dey Woo Kismat Nai Hoti

(Hazrat Ali R.A.A)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Usne muJe azmaya bohat hai, Ja Ja k Men

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 04:14 AM PDT

Usne muJe azmaya bohat hai,
Ja Ja k Mene use manaya bohat hai..

Sach pochiye to bohat piyara lagta hai dil ko,
Wo shakhs Jis ne mujhe rulaya bohat hai........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Takhleeq-e-Kainat Ki Ye Reet Bari Niraal

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 04:11 AM PDT

Takhleeq-e-Kainat Ki Ye Reet Bari Niraali Hai
"…."..,
Jo Ho Na Saky Apna Acha Bhi wohi lagta Hai,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - March Ke In Dino'n Mein Teri Aarzo M

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 04:02 AM PDT

March Ke In Dino'n Mein

Teri Aarzo Mein Uthna,
Teri Justju Mein Chalna,

...Tujhy Bar Bar Sochna,
Aur Chupa Chupa Ka Rakhna..

Tujhy Phool Phool Kehna,
Tere Pas Pas Rehna..

Tujhy Sath Sath Rakhna,
Ye Hi Aadtai'n Thi'n Meri..

Mazi Ka Sab Dino'n Mein

Ab

Muskara K Rona,
Kabhi Ro K Muskarana..

Raato'n Se Baatei'n Karna,
Taaro'n Ko Kuch Sunana..

Maazi Ki Aadato'n Par,
Khud Hi Tohmatei'n Lagana..

Khud Hi Khud Se Rooth Jana,
Khud Ko Dair Tak Manana..

Ye Hi Mashgalay Hyn Mere,
March K In Dino'n Mein!!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Best Message Ever . . . A Man Become

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 04:01 AM PDT

Best Message Ever . . .

A Man Becomes 'Valuable'
When
A Girl Drops A Tear For
...HIM

n

A Girl Is 'Priceless'
When
A Boy Drops A Tear For
HER . . .....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Ek Roz Tum Ne Thama Tha Hath Mera Me

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:56 AM PDT

Ek Roz Tum Ne Thama Tha Hath Mera

Mere Hath Se Tumhare Hath Ki Khushbu Nahi Jati

Tum Bohat PYAR Se Pukartey They NAAM Mera

Mere Kano Se Tmhari Wo Aawaz Nahi Jati

Main Bulata Bhi Nahi Tha Or Tum Aajate They

Ab Bolane Par Bhi Meri Aawaz Tum Tak Nahi Jati

Bas Chuky Ho Tum Meri Nas Nas Main Lahu Ki Tarah

Meri Ulfat Tumhari Rooh Mein Utar Q Nahi Jati.?

Main Janta Hoon Ye Sheher Ye Raste Tmhare Nahi

Phir Bhi Meri Aankhon Se Intezar Ki Aadat Nahi Jati,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Agar Kisi Team Ko Last Ball Per 1 Run Wi

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:52 AM PDT

Agar Kisi Team Ko Last Ball Per 1 Run Win Karny K
Liay Chaheay Aur Us K 9 Out Ho Chuky Hon Yani Last Wickt Ho.
Aur Wide Ball Per Stump Hojaey To Kya Wo Team Win Kry Gi?
Agr Han To Ktni Wkt Sy? Agar Hary To Ktny Runs Sy?

(Challenge 4 Cricket Lovers).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Roz 72 bar dekh k b humen ye bat samajh

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:49 AM PDT

Roz 72 bar dekh k b humen ye bat samajh nhi ayi,
"FARAZ"

Jo anda ghotala nhi kha sakta wo H.B.L credit card ki payment kahan se kre ga???....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - World Cup main Pakistani Team ki kamyabi

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:17 AM PDT

World Cup main Pakistani Team ki kamyabi k liye puri qoum ki 1 khobsorat Dua

Ay Allah Pakistan ka qoumi tarana or sabz hilali parcham Hindustan main Mumbai k ground main lehraya jay or Pakistani Team ground main fatah k baad sarzamen hind pe sajda e shukr ada kr k fakhr se qoumi parcham le k ghoomey,
AMEEN
PLZ DUA 4 PAKISTANI TEAM.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Aesi kon se website hai jisko larkay aur

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:13 AM PDT

Aesi kon se website hai jisko larkay aur larkiyan chup chup k dekhtay hain?
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www.Results.pk

THINK POSITIVE!;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Utho baita ankhain kholo,,, bister ch

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 03:10 AM PDT

Utho baita ankhain kholo,,,

bister choro or mu dho lo,,,

itna sona theek nahe hai,,,

waqat ka khona theek nahe hai,,,

suraj nikly tary bhagy,,,

dunya waly sary jagy,,,

tm bhi uth kr mu hath dho lo,,,

aisy waqat ka lutf utha lo…!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - ~*%-._.-%*~. '-._G 0 0 D_.-' '+.

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 01:45 AM PDT

~*%-._.-%*~.
'-._G 0 0 D_.-'
'+._.+'
,~*%-._.-%*~,
'-. Night .-'
'+. _ .+' '

S"W"E"E"T" D"R"E"A"M"S".......Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - < >is box me kuch aisa likho ke mujh g

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 11:05 PM PDT

< >is box me kuch aisa likho ke mujh gussa aaye

< >isme mujhe hansi aye.

< > isme milne ko Dil kare

< >isme jindgi bhar yaad rahe.

NO REPLY MEANS no CARE....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Ek shadi me baar baar pani pesh kiya j

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 10:59 PM PDT

Ek shadi me baar baar pani
pesh kiya ja raha tha
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ek hydrabadi pareshan hokar
bola
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chicha,pani atak gaya halak mey,
thoda BIRYANI milti???....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi,aag lag gay

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:23 PM PDT

Santa:
Ghar Me aag lag gayi,aag lag gayi !

Banta:
Mujhe kya?

Santa:
Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai !

Banta:
Fir tujhe kya?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI Gi

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:23 PM PDT

Santa-Tmhari ankhen ktni hasen hAI

Girl-Choro na

Santa-Tumhare baal ktne khubsurat hai

Girl-Choro na,Aap Bhi

Santa-Itni der se chor hi raha tha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 1 Aadami Kabar pe Baitha tha Musafir ne

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:21 PM PDT

1 Aadami Kabar pe Baitha tha
Musafir ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagata?
aadmi-darne ki kya baat hai?
andar Garmi lag rahi to thodi der bhar aa gaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sab

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:21 PM PDT

Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he



Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu

Ki


Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai

>PAGALBOY....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa Public Toilet Gya aur 1Hour Bad N

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:20 PM PDT

Santa Public Toilet
Gya aur 1Hour Bad Nikla

Bahar Betha Jamadar
Bola-20 Rs Sriman

Santa-Sriman
Mai Bathroom Mei Betha Tha CYBER CAFE me nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se k

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:19 PM PDT

Santa ne 1 raah Chalti ajnabi Ladki se kaha-Aapne pehchana Mujh ko?

Ladki-nahi

Santa-mai wahi hu jisko Aapne parso bhi nahi Pehchana Tha...!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ek Sher Arz hai Idhar Bhi Gum

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:19 PM PDT

Ek Sher Arz hai





Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai




Udher B Gum ho Gaya hai




Msg Delete kr Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 2 Aadmi Kabrastan me Baite the. 1 Bola,

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:18 PM PDT

2 Aadmi Kabrastan me Baite the.
1 Bola, ye log kitne aaram se sote hai.
1 MURDA BOLA,KYU NA SOYE, YE JAGAH JAAN DE KAR HASIL KI HAI.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ultimate line told by every parents 2 ch

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:18 PM PDT

Ultimate line told by every parents 2 childrens -"Beta DIL laga k padhana


Ab


Unhe kaun samjhaye ki dil lagane k baad padhai kahan hoti hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Marne K 3 tarike 1 roz Cigaret piyo 3

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:17 PM PDT

Marne K 3 tarike

1 roz Cigaret piyo 30 saal me mar jayge.

2- roz Daru Piyo 15 saale me mar Jayoge.

3- kisi se sacha pyar kar lo....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis m

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:17 PM PDT

Santa: Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis me zyada Munaafa ho?

Banta: Aisa kar Sardiyo me sasti Baraf le Kar Garmiyon Me Bech de....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mer

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:16 PM PDT

Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..

Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sahq tha ki tu bhutni hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa=Arz Kiya Hai. Banta=Irshad Irsh

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:15 PM PDT

Santa=Arz Kiya Hai.

Banta=Irshad Irshad.

Santa=Arz Kiya Hai.

Banta=Irshad...

Santa=Abe Kutte Bolne To De.

Banta=Wah....Wah.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Waiter gives bill 2 Santa Santa: Take t

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:15 PM PDT

Waiter gives bill 2 Santa
Santa: Take this card
Waiter:But sir,
this is Ration card.
Santa: So what?
u hav written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ki chhatri me hole tha, Banta ne

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:14 PM PDT

Santa ki chhatri me hole tha,
Banta ne pucha: umbrella me hole kyu hai?
Santa: Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu banta

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:13 PM PDT

Santa: Yaar Mai bhaut Pareshan hu
banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Yaar shubha se koi
Battery Low se miss call kar raha hai or No. bhi nahi aa raha hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Dil se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi Aapke Siwa

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:12 PM PDT

Dil se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi
Aapke Siwa Koi Yaad Ata Nahi
Hasrat Hai
Ap ko Roz Dekhu
Par Kambakht

Mere TV. Pe Cartoon Network Aata Nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:11 PM PDT

Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai

Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo Aur Na Tadpao A

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 04:10 PM PDT

Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo

Aur Na Tadpao

Ab To Bata Do

Aur Na Sharmao

Arre Bol Bhi Do

Ki

Aap

Humse

Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana ,

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:40 PM PDT

Wo choti choti baaton pe rooth jana
,

Wo roothe hue ki or bhi hatana
,

Wo kabhi bhi parh kar na jana
,

Jo teacher poche to topiyan pehnana
,

Wo class main beth k gappay lagana
,

Wo ek dosre ko qisse sunana
,

Na hi wo din rahenge aur na phir laut kar aayenge
,

Na tafreeh,
Na wo dost,
Na wo baatain
,

Agar kuch reh jayega to bus yadain:-)

dedicated to all my frnds.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Best line to b used in strong relation w

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:23 PM PDT

Best line to b used in strong relation with freinds,

"DEAR I TRUST U BLINDLY, BUT,
PLEASE NEVER PROVE ME A BLIND".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Views about me YES/NO/ALOT/ Cute: Swe

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:21 PM PDT

Views about me
YES/NO/ALOT/
Cute:
Sweet:
Stylish:
Fashionable:
Fighter:
Selfish:
Crazy:
Sincere:
Liar:
Pretty:
Rude:
Caring:
Friendly:
Loveable:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT LUQMAN (AleyhisSalam) ne ApnE Bet

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:19 PM PDT

HAZRAT LUQMAN (AleyhisSalam) ne ApnE Bety Ko Nasehat Frmai
"K Beta Main ne 4 Nabiyon Ki Khidmat Ki he.
Aur Un Se Ye 5 Chezein Sekhi Hn:
1.Ibadat K Wqt ApnE Dil Ko Qabo m Rakho.

2.Jb Duster Khuwan Pr Betho To ApnE Pait Ko Qabo m Rakho.

3.Kisi K Ghar Jao To Apni Ankho Ko Qabo m Rakho.

4. Kisy Mehfil m Betho To Apni Zuban ko Qabo m Rakho.

5. ALLAH Aur Mout Ko Hamesha Yaad Rakho.
Apni Nekiyoon Aur Dosron Ki Burayion Ko Bhulado.

Plz 4wd
JAZAKALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Night SMS - Soo Jao Kitna Ouse Yaad Kar K Jaago Ge .

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:17 PM PDT

Soo Jao Kitna Ouse Yaad Kar K Jaago Ge .. ?

.:::. DOOST .:::.

Ouse Kiya Pata K Ous K Liye Bhi Koi Raat Bhar Jaagta Hai .. !

=<>=....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dost K Saath Kbhi B Aisi Laraai Mat Krna

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:16 PM PDT

Dost K Saath Kbhi B Aisi Laraai Mat Krna,

K.

Laraai Jeet Jao Or Apne Behtreen Dost Ko Haar Jao"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Boht Purani Dushmani Hai Naseeb Ki Meri

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:14 PM PDT

Boht Purani Dushmani Hai Naseeb Ki Meri Zaat Se…
~Aey Dost~

Main Jis Ko Jitna Chahta Hon Naseeb Us Ko Utni Door Le Jata Hai…....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hamen to akmal ne lota taylor men kahan

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:09 PM PDT

Hamen to akmal ne lota taylor men kahan dam tha

hamen chhakey tb lagay jb power play khatamm tha !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Exam k lie har book perhli mene ,FARA

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:08 PM PDT

Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo 'FACE'BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - This Is For You, My Best Friend, . T

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:06 PM PDT

This Is For You,
My Best Friend,
.
The One Person I Can Tell My Soul Too
Who Can Relate To Me Like No Other
.
Who I Can Laugh With To No Extents,
Who I Can Cry Too When Times Are Tough,
.
Who Can Help Me With The Problems Of My Life.
.
Never Have You Turned Your Back On Me
Or Told Me I Wasnt Good Enough
Or Let Me Down
.
I Don't Think You Know What That Means To Me
.
You Have Went Through So Much Pain And You Still Have Time
For Me.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girls Grow Up Listening To Fairytale A

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:01 PM PDT

Girls Grow Up Listening To
Fairytale And They Are Princess
Of Their Parents
They Realize Slowly That
Life is Not A Fairytale & Compromise
With Their Lives
Just For An Unknown Person & Family
Leave behind Everything
Their Family, Friends & Home
Lucky Are The Guys Who Don't
Have To Leave Anything & Who
Live A Life Given By Their Wife
So
Girls Are The Angles On Earth
Value Them . . . =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Narrated Abu Musa: Some people asked

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 07:58 PM PDT

Narrated Abu Musa:

Some people asked Allah's Apostle,
"Whose Islam is the best?
i.e. (Who is a very good Muslim)?
" He replied,
"One who avoids harming the Muslims
with his tongue and hands."

Bukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 2 :: Hadith 10....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - -A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 07:54 PM PDT

-A Girl will Smile in Pain,
Cry in Joy..:)

-She will give Up all Her Pleasures;
just for a Smile from Someone She Loves..♥

-She will Change a 100 Dresses,
n still not Like any..:-D

-She will Shout Like Maniacs;
Then Cry Like a Lil' kid..:(

-She would Hug you, n forget the World..;)

-She would be Satisfied by a Simple:
"I'm there.."

-A Girl doesn't Need big Thngs in Life,
She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie..:)

-Value the Girls in Your Life,
Be It Ur Mother, Sister, Grandmother,
Wife, Love-mate or a Friend...

-She has given Her Soul for Ur Joy;
Respect Gils n make them feel Proud, :)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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