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Happy Marriage SMS - Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo Mai Shanti

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:16 PM PDT

Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu

Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu......Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:16 PM PDT

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta
Bnta-kab tak khaoge
Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:15 PM PDT

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutu

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:15 PM PDT

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"




Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - During The Match Batsman LBW Hua

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:15 PM PDT

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..


....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya.. Mechanic

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:15 PM PDT

SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!
SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Boy prpozes to girl

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

Boy prpozes to girl-
Ye Raat,Ye subah,
Ye Hawa,Ye Chand,
Ye Ghatayen,Ye Nadia,
Ye Kinare...

Girl-Saale Prpoze Kar Rahe ho,
Ya Envirnment science padha rahe ho...
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TA

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI
TO BOLI:Oh, I am sorry'..!
SANTA:HI, I am santa singh...
nice to meet
u MISS SORRY..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai...?..?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - MOLU:Ghar me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi

GOLU:Mujhe kya

MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai

GOLU: Fir tujhe kya....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

GOLU Ne Window
Se Dekha,
Socho GOLU Kya
Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy
Ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - A Boy is sitting in a Park behind

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:14 PM PDT

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..

Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?


Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE...


....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret reh

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:12 PM PDT

GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H
GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL :
GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - 3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari Pat

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:12 PM PDT

3rd Patni-Aapki 1st Wife Kaise Mari
Pati-Zeher Khane Se
Patni-Aur 2nd
Pati-Use Goli Marni Padi
Patni-Q?
Pati-QKi, Wo Zeher Nahi Kha Rahi Thi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:12 PM PDT

Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,

Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:11 PM PDT

Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.............Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:11 PM PDT

SHIKWA:
___________
Roz-e-Hashar men be-khof
ghuss jaon ga JANNAT me,

Wahin se aye they "AADAM" wo mere baap ka ghar hai!
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JAWAB-E-SHIKWA:
_______________

In amaal k sath tu jannat ka talabgar hai kya...

Wahan se nikaaley gaye they AADAM to teri auqaat hai kya...!
(Allama Iqbal)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chho

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:11 PM PDT

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi......Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere ka

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:11 PM PDT

Snta- Dr. mujhe aisa Lagta he ki mere kaan me koi gunguna raha he..

Dr- Tumhe aisa kab lagta he..?

Santa- Jab mai kaan me walkman sunta hu.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Pathan tv k oper bomb rkh k

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:11 PM PDT

Pathan tv k oper bomb rkh k pkistan ka match dekh rha tha
dost ne pocha tv k oper bomb q rkha
Khan?
yara agr match har gay tu pori team ko bomb sy ura dyga.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Girl says: Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

Girl says:
Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,
Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap Hoga

Boy says:
Khuda kary teri zuban suchi ho
Muje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Morning is silent

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

Morning is silent.
Morning is calm.
Morning is beautiful.
But morning is not complete
without wishing U.

GOOD MORNING!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Beta : 500 Rs Do na. Papa : Kya Kareg

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.

Papa : Kya Karega ?

Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.

Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?

Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nar

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..

Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath Nahi Jaana Chahta.


....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

SONU;
Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?" GIRL:"Kahan

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:10 PM PDT

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:09 PM PDT

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - TANTRIK"Apne Ek Bhakt Se; ~ Beta"Tum

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:08 PM PDT

TANTRIK"Apne
Ek Bhakt Se;
~
Beta"Tum Par Ek
Bhootni Ka Saya
Hai,

BHAKT;
Baba"Mai
Thappad Maar
Dunga

Agar
Meri PATNI"Ke
Baare
Me Kuch Kaha
To....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:08 PM PDT

Q-Wo kya Cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko Saari Umar nahi lene Deti?
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Or Socho???

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Ans - Chain k 2 pal....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya, Mem

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:08 PM PDT

Memon Ka 1 Rupia Chhat Se Gir Gaya,
Memon Neeche Pohncha To Rupia Nahe Mila

Kion??

Memon Rupiay Se Pehley Pohnch Gaya Tha!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:08 PM PDT

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe Ar

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:07 PM PDT

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..

Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?

Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha........Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya 1st

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:07 PM PDT

GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya
1st Hi Swal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya
SAWAL-Sabse Mashur Network Konsa H

G:Cartoon Network....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy sma

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:07 PM PDT

A pathan said to his friend:
"mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - santa ne shampoo kharida santa- iske

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:07 PM PDT

santa ne shampoo kharida

santa- iske sath jo gift hai do

shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai

santa- par isme toh likha hai 'dandruff free....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Te

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:06 PM PDT

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante d

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:06 PM PDT

Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..

SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi......Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - GOLU Doso Ke Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane G

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:06 PM PDT

GOLU Doso Ke Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak k

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:05 PM PDT

Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai

Doosra bacha







To phir chal. Thodi padhayi hi kar lete hain......Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Techr:Tell Me The Perfect Example for Ne

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:05 PM PDT

Techr:Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

GOLU: Whenever I open My Book
My Eyes Close Automatically

Bole To
Action ka Reaction....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,pr te

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:04 PM PDT

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha,pr tera mob.no. bhool gyapaga

2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta

Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Delivry K Waqt Lady-God Ladka Man-God

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:04 PM PDT

Delivry K Waqt
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
God-Shut Up,Dont Confuse Me
Varna Aisa Confuse ITEM Bana Dunga K Tum Dono Roage Or Wo Tali Bajayega....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:04 PM PDT

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Koshish karo k Zindagi Mai

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:04 PM PDT

"Koshish"karo k
"Zindagi"me
"Dukh"
"Delete"karo!
"Khushian"
"Save"karo!
"Dushman"
"Cancel"karo!
"Dost"
"Enter"karo!
"Dua"
"Dial"karo!
&
"Muhabatain send kro....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - I want to go back to the time

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:03 PM PDT

I want to go back to the time..

When happiness means tofees & biscuts,

When victory means finishing my plate 1st,

When safety means being in my Mom's arms,

When Dad's shoulders were, the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong arms means high Above The sky,

When the only things broken were my toys,

When goodbyes only meant till tomorrow,

When i loved everybody & every one loved me,
I wish I could go back..
I wish.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - My body and soul is very thirsty

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 06:03 PM PDT

My body and soul is very thirsty,
O my moon by your love...
The bed of my heart call u
O come sit some listen n some ask me





Samajh ayi?


Nahi




Naseebo Lal farmati hai

Mera tan maan pyaasa
Channa ve tere pyaar da....!!!
Meray dil da plung waja mar da . Vy aja be ja kuj sun ly ty kuj menu keh ja......Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - 1 Line Jise Bahut Kam Log Samjte He Aan

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 02:08 PM PDT

1 Line Jise Bahut Kam Log Samjte He
Aansu Tab Nhi Aate Jab Ap Kisi Ko Miss Karte Ho
Ye To Tb Aate He Jb Ap Kisi Ko Miss Nahi Karna Chahte
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - 7:30 Coffee 9:30 Nastha 11:30 Juic

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 01:16 PM PDT

7:30 Coffee

9:30 Nastha

11:30 Juice

2:30 Lunch

4:30 Tea

9:30 Dinner

Time 2 Time Khana-Peena Aata Hai,

Magar Msg Karna Nahi Aata Kya Kanjuso.?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - U r a nice friend so "Nice morning"

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 01:13 PM PDT

U r a nice friend so
"Nice morning"

U r a sweet friend so
"Sweet morning"

U r a loving friend so
"Lovely morning"

U r a good friend so
"Gud morning"
nice day....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 1- Japan was first country to BaN (HiJab

Posted: 13 Mar 2011 03:47 AM PDT

1- Japan was first country to BaN (HiJab)Burqa.

2- First country to stop teaching of HoLy Qur'aan.

3- First country to tear pages of Qur'aan.


Japan is totally Anti-Muslim.
It is Allah's AZAAB on special Islamic day "FRIDAY".


Plz Send this message & Lesson to whole world.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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