Ek dafa ek lrka apni

Ek dafa ek lrka apni
Girl friend ko ghar le aya, Ghar koe b nhe thaa, dono ekele the
Kuch der baato k bad larke ne larki ka hath pakra aur Apne bedroom mei le aya.
Larki ne black net k kpre pehne the
Larke ne usay bed pe letaya aur sath let gya
Us ke kmar pe hath rkha
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Agre aagy sun ni hy tu
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ezload krwa do ;)

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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai
sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai

aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata,

sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.