Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

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Lo Saib Khao. Is Se Taqat Ayegi

Taqat Aai To Himmat Paida Hogi

Himmat Hui to Jazba Paida Hoga

Jazba Paida Hua To Mobile Utao gey

Jab Mobile Uthao ge to SMS Karo Ge

Lekin Pehle Tum

Saib to Khao na Yaar.

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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?
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Love is Not a Game to Play

Love is Not just a Word to Say

Love does Not Start on March and End on May

Love is Tomorrow, Yesterday and to Today

Love is a Rose that Wants in Garden to Say.
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You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.
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Panjabi Raat ko Machardani Laga kar So Raha Tha,
Achanak ek Jugnoo Aa nikla.

Panjabi:
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Lo ye Kamina Machar Mujhay Torch le Kar Dhond Raha Hai. :-)
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Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION

Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION

Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION

Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.
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Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai

Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai

Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai

Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?
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Never Talk About Feelings
If they aren't Really There.

Never Hold my Hand
If you going to Break My Heart.

Never Say You are Going to
If you don't Plan to Start.

Never Look in my Eyes
If all You do is Lie.

Never say Hello,
If you Really Mean Goodbye.

For ENGINEERING students

For ENGINEERING students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

theref0re

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Theref0re

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D

ENGINEERS ROCKS ;)

How To Judge

Manager: I'm afraid the young man we hired last week isn't honest.

Clerk: Oh, you shouldn't judge a person by his Appearance.

Manager:I'm not – I'm judging him by his disappearance.

Read From Right Side

Read each word From Right Side

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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..

Are You In Mood?

Beggar to Anti Misba sitting on a bench in a park
"Hi Darling! So u r in the mood to hv fun with me"

Anti Misba
"How dare u"

Beggar :
"Thn what r u doing on my bed?"

Sorry aapko DISTRUB kya

Sorry aap ko DISTRUB kiya lekin URGENT kaam tha,

kya ap apni 1 PHOTO abhe bhej sakte hein?

hum log TAASH khel rahe hein
or
JOkar ka patta gum hoGYa hai...!

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey, Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
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"UNDERWEAR" Colorful pehna karo.

Ek dafa ek lrka apni

Ek dafa ek lrka apni
Girl friend ko ghar le aya, Ghar koe b nhe thaa, dono ekele the
Kuch der baato k bad larke ne larki ka hath pakra aur Apne bedroom mei le aya.
Larki ne black net k kpre pehne the
Larke ne usay bed pe letaya aur sath let gya
Us ke kmar pe hath rkha
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Agre aagy sun ni hy tu
50 rupe ka
ezload krwa do ;)

Sperm Test

An 85 year old man went for a Sperm Test.
Dr. ne SPERM test k lye OLD MAN ko bottle de.

Next day
OLD MAN
"Mai ne try kya, BV ne left aur right hand se try kya,
Bahu ne dono hathon se aur mun se try kya,
Parosan aur uski beti ne bhi try kya."

Per bottle nahi khul saki.

Think Positively.

Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Arrange the Numbers

Arrange the Numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so that they sum up to 100.

You Can use only + and -











ANSWER:
0 + 123 - 4 - 5 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100

Aaj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar: Aaj BV ne bohat mara.

Major Rohail:Kyu?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrena.

Major Rohail: Wow Katrena Kaif?

Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

Sardar walking at night

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra... :-)

Humain afsos hai k

Doctor to Memon Child's Father: Humain afsos hai k aap ke bachay ki taang katni paray gi...

Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.

Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata...

Latest SMS Jokes

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai
sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai

aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata,

sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

One Line SMS Jokes

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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* .............. HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING.
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you are an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
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A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Latest Funny SMS / Jokes - April 2009

Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?

Because....

Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. :-)

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Zardari SMS
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just

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Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari

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A Sardar's Speach to his workers in England:

"Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father's goes."

In His Sense:

Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. :-D

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Count How Many Stars in this SMS

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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi. :-)

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Height Of Self-Confidence

Teacher Asks Student:
"Why Are You Late... ?"

Student: "Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive ..."

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Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
"Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"

Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful...

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Load Shedding SMS
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada...

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Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.

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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"

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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.

Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).

So Pls do vote.

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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??

Guess

s0cho

Simple,

Time dekhne k Ly ;-)

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"Zarday" Aur "Zardari" mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.

Latest Collection of Valentines Day SMS Jokes Greetings

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.

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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
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HaPpY VaLeNtInE DaY
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Latest Valentine's Day SMS
breaking news!
the moon of valentinesday has rised in united states of love. now tommorrow will b the valentinesday.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2 U
KEEP SMILING :-)
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Harr Roz tujhe itna pyaar deta hun…
Kuch nahi mera ab mere saath
Sab tera,dun kya ab iss pyar k din..
Ab yahi sochta hun …
Valentines Day:Pyar ka din..
Aur pyar layen hum dono k liye !
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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
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IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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*Missing U a lot thats y
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Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
‘Cause no one else will do…
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can’t think of anyone else
I’d want to have as mine…
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you…
No one has ever kissed me
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever,
I thanked God for making you my Valentine !
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A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Best Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Chori chori ye ana jana chor do....
chupky chupky u nazr milana chor do..
kisi din bohat pito ge unse tum...
yeh masjidon se jotey churana chor do...

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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You look so fine!I want to...

break your heart and give you mine

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Be someone with a big broad smile,
try 2 be happy all the day while...
When things go wrong dont get blue...
Just smile n say "_____" where r u?

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My Self

Yes Me

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Really

Truly

Unstopably

Unmistakenly

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Faithfully

have

2 say

that

today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!

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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

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In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care ,

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Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Friendship and Love SMS Shairy

Urdu Love SMS
Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin...
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.
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Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.
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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!
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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...
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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN........ ..
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!
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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.
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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,
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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .
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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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English Love SMS
Love is like magic
And it always will be.
For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery!!
Love works in ways
That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life
That love cannot change!!
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You know you are in love,

When you see the world in her eyes,

And her eyes everywhere in the world.
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I have a new camera your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
Smile Please
ready
ohho
Those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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I wrote your name in the sky,
But the wind blew it away,

I wrote your name in the sand,
But the waves washed it away,

I wrote your name in my heart,
And Forever it will stay.

I will LOVE you forever.
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As days go by,
My feelings get stronger,
To be in your arms,
I can’t wait any longer,
.
Look into my eyes,
You’ll see that it’s true,
Day and Night my
Thought is You.
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening): What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket?

BF: U Wanted Stars Na?

GF: Now Sit On It N Get Lost!
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Luv is like a cloud.
Luv is like a dream.
Luv is 1 word and everything in between.
Luv is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found luv when I found U.
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We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more.
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Love is not how long u've been together;
Not how much u've given or receive;
Not how many times u've helped each other.
It's how u value each other.