Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

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Lo Saib Khao. Is Se Taqat Ayegi

Taqat Aai To Himmat Paida Hogi

Himmat Hui to Jazba Paida Hoga

Jazba Paida Hua To Mobile Utao gey

Jab Mobile Uthao ge to SMS Karo Ge

Lekin Pehle Tum

Saib to Khao na Yaar.

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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?
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Love is Not a Game to Play

Love is Not just a Word to Say

Love does Not Start on March and End on May

Love is Tomorrow, Yesterday and to Today

Love is a Rose that Wants in Garden to Say.
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You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.
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Panjabi Raat ko Machardani Laga kar So Raha Tha,
Achanak ek Jugnoo Aa nikla.

Panjabi:
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Lo ye Kamina Machar Mujhay Torch le Kar Dhond Raha Hai. :-)
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Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION

Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION

Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION

Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.
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Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai

Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai

Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai

Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?
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Never Talk About Feelings
If they aren't Really There.

Never Hold my Hand
If you going to Break My Heart.

Never Say You are Going to
If you don't Plan to Start.

Never Look in my Eyes
If all You do is Lie.

Never say Hello,
If you Really Mean Goodbye.

New Collection of SMS 2009

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?


Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k


Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
Blood B+ hai
Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.

Plz ignore mat krna
Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
Plz contact 03008526355
Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...

Sab ronay lagy.

Or Pareshan ho gaye.

Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
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Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?

Bubbli: G 4 hain.

Teacher: Kon se?

Bubbli:
Quaid-e-Azam
Mughal-e-Azam
Sekandar-e-Azam
Aur
Mera chacha
Malik Azam.
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Chalo sms kheltay hain,
Pehle aap sms kero,
Phir Aap sms kero,
Phir se aap sms kero,
1 bar phir Aap kero,
Last bar bhi ap hi sms kero.
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Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per

PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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E reesent studeez haz shoon dat peepal hoo aar wary Samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spilingz meestakes...!

Vaat eez yorr opeenion abaat et ???
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Zardari ek Dukan se "ULLU" kharedne gaya.

3 Din
18 Ghante
32 Minutes
Aur
15 second
ki behas k bad bila akhir.

ULLU zardari k sath jane par razamand ho gya.
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Kya waqai Aapko Beemari hai...????

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Poora msg parhny ki...?
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Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gai.


Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.

One Line SMS Jokes

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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* .............. HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING.
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you are an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
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A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Yours Love Poetry (Shairy)

Jinne ho ishq sacha
woh kab faryaad karte hain,
labhon pe hai mohar
khamoshi ki...
dilon mein yaad karte hain.

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Din ke ujale mein
kabhi baat nahin hoti,
raat ki khamoshi mein
tum paas nahin hoti,
karne ko mohabbat ka
izhaar tum par,
nazar-e-zuban bhi
kamyaab nahin hoti..
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Rah-e-gham per khoshi se zindgani chal rehi he
tere kirdar se meri kahani chal rehi he
bhatak jane ka andesha to hei her eik qadam per
bare anjan raston per jawani chal rehi hei
mohabbat mein hei dono simat hi shidat ka dawa
abhi dono taref eik khosh gomani chal rehi hei
chirag, rah hon aur andhion se larr raha hon
humari dushamni sadion porani chal rehi hei
tumare zehan wa dil ki saltnat ka kia b.
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Aab Kay Yoon Dil Ko Saza Di Hum Nay
Us Ki Her Baat Bhula Di Hum Nay
Eik , Eik Phool Bohat Yaad Aaya
Shakh-E-Gul Jab Woh Jala Di Hum Nay
Aaj Tak Jis Pay Woh Shermatay Hain
Baat Woh Kab Ki Bhula Di Hum Nay
Sheher-E-Jahan Rakh Say Abad Hua
Aag Jab Dil Ki Bujha Di Hum Nay
Aaj Phir Yaad Bohat Aaya Woh
Aaj Phir Us Ko Dua Di Hum Nay
Koi To Baat Hia Us Main Faiz
Her Khushi Jis Pay Luta Di Hum Nay
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Kyun atte ho sapnoo main , yadoon main,
K her pal ka khayal satata hai,
K ghum-e-judai ka sehna bhi abb mushkil,
K haal-e-dil abb ekk ujra chamman ki manand,
Ab tou ekk tamanna , justujoo us ko panneee ki,
K ghum-e-tanhaee mittannee ki,
K mohabbat jo mille is ki ekk pal ki,
Umer bittanne k liye kaffi hai.
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Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain.
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Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi.
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Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon
Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baakee
joostjoo meree aakhree tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!
Kis zamaane ke aadmee tum ho?
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New Lovely Shairy SMS

"AJNABI"

Main Usay Kesy Akela Chore Doon Is Rah Mein
Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Bad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Meray Ehsas Mein
Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Bad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gai
Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Huwe Hain Rabton K Bad Bhi
Ajnabi Thay Ajnabi Hain Mohabbaton K Baad Bhi...
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Urdu Shairy

Kawab ankhon mei ab aate hain
ab to palko mei tum samaye ho
har gahri saath saath rehte ho
dil ki dunya mei gahr basaye ho

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MERA SANAM SAB SE PYAAR HAI
WOH JAAN JIGAR DIL HUMRA HAI
TUJHE NAZAR MEI UTARA HAI
TUJH PE SAB KUCH WARAH HAI

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Kabhi acha bura socha nahi
Mohabbat akal ka soda nahi
Sirat-e-ishq per mur kar na dekho
Palatney ka koi rasta nahi

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Piayar tu hum kar chukey
Izahaar se dartey hai
Izhaar bhi kar lete per
Inkaar se dartey hai

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha..
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki..
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki..

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

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Love Poems

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

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Dil kai kone ko chordo,
hansti duniya mein aao,
kisi ko man ka meet banalo,
khushion kai phool khilao.

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Kuch dil ki lagi tum chero
kuch dil lagana hum sikhain

kuch pyar ki batein tum karo
kuch pyar nibhana hm sikhain

kuch nazar ka ishara tum karo
kuch ankh milana hm sikhain

kuch jan ki bazi tm lagao
kuch jan se jana hm sikhain

kuch thora hans k tm dikhao
kuch muskrana hm sikhain

kuch milne ki aas tm do
kuch waqt pe ana hm sikhain

dil pe tum bas hath rakh do
kuch dil dharkana hm sikhain

kuch piyar se pas tum aao
kuch gale se lagana hm sikhain..

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Kabhi..
Jo Ehsas Ho..
Aapko
Mery Ehsas Ka..!
Mery Junoon Ka..!
Mari Mohabbat Ka..!
Fakat...! Itna Kar
Dena,
Mujhe aap
( Apna )
Keh dena....!!
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Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai,
Bin Tere her Raat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Kho Jaon Me Jab bhi Teri Yaadon main,
Mujh ko Meri Zaat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Khel Zamane k Me Jab bhi Harta hon,
Mujh ko Mri Maat Adhori Lagti hai!

Pyaar Me Hum Ne Sab kuch Mang ke dekh liya,
Ab to Har Kheraat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai..
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Sath chalny waly jab,
Sath chor jaty hain,

Waqt tham nahi jata,
Koi mar nahi jata,

Koi mar bhi jay toh,
Zindagi nahi rukti,

Raston ko chalna hay,
Rasty toh chalty hain,

Yaar dost milty hain,
Zakhum aisy silty hain,

Garrd garrd lamhon main,
Umar katt hi jati hai,

Kuch musafaron ko bas manzilan nahi miltein
Na jane kyun bicher jate hain woh log,
Jin ki yaadin ban jati hain
"UMAR BHAR KA ROG"
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Muhabbat Phool Hai Jana,
Kaho To Phool Ban Jaoon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek,
Haseen Asool Ban Jaoon.
Suna Hai Rait Pe Chal K,
Tum Aksar Mehk Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab K Bar Main,
Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaoon.
Buhut Nayab Hotay Hain,
Jinhein Tum Apna Kehte Ho,
Ijaazat Do Ki Main Bhi,
Es Qadr Anmol Ban Jaoon...
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# Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho?

Khamosh zuban k lafzo mein,
Kuch poshida si baatein hain,

In poshida si baaton mein,
Kuch chahat ki barsaten hain,

In baton ko hum muddat se,
Seeny me chupa k bethe hain,

Kuch paaye bina kuch khoo dena,
Ye pyar mein hum ne seekha hai,

Suraj mein chand sitaron me,
Har shey me tumhi ko dekha hai,

Dharkan me bhi naghma ban ke,
Sagar ki tarha tum behty ho,

Ye pyar nahi to tum hi kaho,
Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho.

Best Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Chori chori ye ana jana chor do....
chupky chupky u nazr milana chor do..
kisi din bohat pito ge unse tum...
yeh masjidon se jotey churana chor do...

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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You look so fine!I want to...

break your heart and give you mine

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Be someone with a big broad smile,
try 2 be happy all the day while...
When things go wrong dont get blue...
Just smile n say "_____" where r u?

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l

Me

My Self

Yes Me

l

Really

Truly

Unstopably

Unmistakenly

R
E
A
LLY

Faithfully

have

2 say

that

today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!

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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

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In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care ,

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Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Friendship and Love SMS Shairy

Urdu Love SMS
Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin...
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.
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Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.
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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!
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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...
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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN........ ..
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!
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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.
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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,
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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .
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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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English Love SMS
Love is like magic
And it always will be.
For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery!!
Love works in ways
That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life
That love cannot change!!
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You know you are in love,

When you see the world in her eyes,

And her eyes everywhere in the world.
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I have a new camera your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
Smile Please
ready
ohho
Those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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I wrote your name in the sky,
But the wind blew it away,

I wrote your name in the sand,
But the waves washed it away,

I wrote your name in my heart,
And Forever it will stay.

I will LOVE you forever.
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As days go by,
My feelings get stronger,
To be in your arms,
I can’t wait any longer,
.
Look into my eyes,
You’ll see that it’s true,
Day and Night my
Thought is You.
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening): What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket?

BF: U Wanted Stars Na?

GF: Now Sit On It N Get Lost!
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Luv is like a cloud.
Luv is like a dream.
Luv is 1 word and everything in between.
Luv is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found luv when I found U.
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We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more.
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Love is not how long u've been together;
Not how much u've given or receive;
Not how many times u've helped each other.
It's how u value each other.

English Funny SMS

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge

between hearts.

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and

not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf u... but in my

HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each

day is never a waste.

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Its not an achievement to make 000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 000's years.

To live a life i need heartbeat, have heartbeat i need a heart, have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a

friend, and a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever

leave u when u dont shine.
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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har

jagah HUM milenge.
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Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.
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Friend is one, who (Finds you in a (Rush of people, (Inspires you to do something in life, catch your (Emotions and (Never

leaves you till (Death.
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,

Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other.

I hope we can be like them.
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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as

friends r true, just like U!


If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv,

I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some to lean on, coz

I'm a friend u can always depend on
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops!

Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari

zarorat hai..
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=
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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile

hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Funny SMS

I cant find reason y GOD made u close 2 me,

but thats not question 2 be asked.

May be question is :

How did HE know I needed a FRIEND lik U.?

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yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,

tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,

kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,

lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

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Baithe tere khayalo main,

kore kagaj pe likh dala tera naam,

tasvir bhi utaar dali aur likha ye paigam:

Zinda ya Murda,pakadne wale ko 500 ka inaam!!

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When The World Is Spinning Around You,
And Ur Heart Is Beating Fast,
You Think Is It Love?
No Stupid You Have Got High Bp...

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DREAMS
makes all things possible
HOPES
makes all things work
LOVE
makes all things beautiful
SMILE
makes all above possible

So always smile

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga...
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!