New Collection of SMS 2009

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?


Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k


Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
Blood B+ hai
Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.

Plz ignore mat krna
Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
Plz contact 03008526355
Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...

Sab ronay lagy.

Or Pareshan ho gaye.

Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
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Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?

Bubbli: G 4 hain.

Teacher: Kon se?

Bubbli:
Quaid-e-Azam
Mughal-e-Azam
Sekandar-e-Azam
Aur
Mera chacha
Malik Azam.
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Chalo sms kheltay hain,
Pehle aap sms kero,
Phir Aap sms kero,
Phir se aap sms kero,
1 bar phir Aap kero,
Last bar bhi ap hi sms kero.
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Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per

PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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E reesent studeez haz shoon dat peepal hoo aar wary Samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spilingz meestakes...!

Vaat eez yorr opeenion abaat et ???
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Zardari ek Dukan se "ULLU" kharedne gaya.

3 Din
18 Ghante
32 Minutes
Aur
15 second
ki behas k bad bila akhir.

ULLU zardari k sath jane par razamand ho gya.
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Kya waqai Aapko Beemari hai...????

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Poora msg parhny ki...?
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Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gai.


Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.

Yours Love Poetry (Shairy)

Jinne ho ishq sacha
woh kab faryaad karte hain,
labhon pe hai mohar
khamoshi ki...
dilon mein yaad karte hain.

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Din ke ujale mein
kabhi baat nahin hoti,
raat ki khamoshi mein
tum paas nahin hoti,
karne ko mohabbat ka
izhaar tum par,
nazar-e-zuban bhi
kamyaab nahin hoti..
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Rah-e-gham per khoshi se zindgani chal rehi he
tere kirdar se meri kahani chal rehi he
bhatak jane ka andesha to hei her eik qadam per
bare anjan raston per jawani chal rehi hei
mohabbat mein hei dono simat hi shidat ka dawa
abhi dono taref eik khosh gomani chal rehi hei
chirag, rah hon aur andhion se larr raha hon
humari dushamni sadion porani chal rehi hei
tumare zehan wa dil ki saltnat ka kia b.
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Aab Kay Yoon Dil Ko Saza Di Hum Nay
Us Ki Her Baat Bhula Di Hum Nay
Eik , Eik Phool Bohat Yaad Aaya
Shakh-E-Gul Jab Woh Jala Di Hum Nay
Aaj Tak Jis Pay Woh Shermatay Hain
Baat Woh Kab Ki Bhula Di Hum Nay
Sheher-E-Jahan Rakh Say Abad Hua
Aag Jab Dil Ki Bujha Di Hum Nay
Aaj Phir Yaad Bohat Aaya Woh
Aaj Phir Us Ko Dua Di Hum Nay
Koi To Baat Hia Us Main Faiz
Her Khushi Jis Pay Luta Di Hum Nay
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Kyun atte ho sapnoo main , yadoon main,
K her pal ka khayal satata hai,
K ghum-e-judai ka sehna bhi abb mushkil,
K haal-e-dil abb ekk ujra chamman ki manand,
Ab tou ekk tamanna , justujoo us ko panneee ki,
K ghum-e-tanhaee mittannee ki,
K mohabbat jo mille is ki ekk pal ki,
Umer bittanne k liye kaffi hai.
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Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain.
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Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi.
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Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon
Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baakee
joostjoo meree aakhree tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!
Kis zamaane ke aadmee tum ho?
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New Lovely Shairy SMS

"AJNABI"

Main Usay Kesy Akela Chore Doon Is Rah Mein
Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Bad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Meray Ehsas Mein
Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Bad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gai
Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Huwe Hain Rabton K Bad Bhi
Ajnabi Thay Ajnabi Hain Mohabbaton K Baad Bhi...
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Urdu Shairy

Kawab ankhon mei ab aate hain
ab to palko mei tum samaye ho
har gahri saath saath rehte ho
dil ki dunya mei gahr basaye ho

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MERA SANAM SAB SE PYAAR HAI
WOH JAAN JIGAR DIL HUMRA HAI
TUJHE NAZAR MEI UTARA HAI
TUJH PE SAB KUCH WARAH HAI

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Kabhi acha bura socha nahi
Mohabbat akal ka soda nahi
Sirat-e-ishq per mur kar na dekho
Palatney ka koi rasta nahi

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Piayar tu hum kar chukey
Izahaar se dartey hai
Izhaar bhi kar lete per
Inkaar se dartey hai

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha..
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki..
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki..

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

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Love Poems

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

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Dil kai kone ko chordo,
hansti duniya mein aao,
kisi ko man ka meet banalo,
khushion kai phool khilao.

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Kuch dil ki lagi tum chero
kuch dil lagana hum sikhain

kuch pyar ki batein tum karo
kuch pyar nibhana hm sikhain

kuch nazar ka ishara tum karo
kuch ankh milana hm sikhain

kuch jan ki bazi tm lagao
kuch jan se jana hm sikhain

kuch thora hans k tm dikhao
kuch muskrana hm sikhain

kuch milne ki aas tm do
kuch waqt pe ana hm sikhain

dil pe tum bas hath rakh do
kuch dil dharkana hm sikhain

kuch piyar se pas tum aao
kuch gale se lagana hm sikhain..

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Kabhi..
Jo Ehsas Ho..
Aapko
Mery Ehsas Ka..!
Mery Junoon Ka..!
Mari Mohabbat Ka..!
Fakat...! Itna Kar
Dena,
Mujhe aap
( Apna )
Keh dena....!!
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Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai,
Bin Tere her Raat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Kho Jaon Me Jab bhi Teri Yaadon main,
Mujh ko Meri Zaat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Khel Zamane k Me Jab bhi Harta hon,
Mujh ko Mri Maat Adhori Lagti hai!

Pyaar Me Hum Ne Sab kuch Mang ke dekh liya,
Ab to Har Kheraat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai..
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Sath chalny waly jab,
Sath chor jaty hain,

Waqt tham nahi jata,
Koi mar nahi jata,

Koi mar bhi jay toh,
Zindagi nahi rukti,

Raston ko chalna hay,
Rasty toh chalty hain,

Yaar dost milty hain,
Zakhum aisy silty hain,

Garrd garrd lamhon main,
Umar katt hi jati hai,

Kuch musafaron ko bas manzilan nahi miltein
Na jane kyun bicher jate hain woh log,
Jin ki yaadin ban jati hain
"UMAR BHAR KA ROG"
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Muhabbat Phool Hai Jana,
Kaho To Phool Ban Jaoon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek,
Haseen Asool Ban Jaoon.
Suna Hai Rait Pe Chal K,
Tum Aksar Mehk Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab K Bar Main,
Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaoon.
Buhut Nayab Hotay Hain,
Jinhein Tum Apna Kehte Ho,
Ijaazat Do Ki Main Bhi,
Es Qadr Anmol Ban Jaoon...
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# Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho?

Khamosh zuban k lafzo mein,
Kuch poshida si baatein hain,

In poshida si baaton mein,
Kuch chahat ki barsaten hain,

In baton ko hum muddat se,
Seeny me chupa k bethe hain,

Kuch paaye bina kuch khoo dena,
Ye pyar mein hum ne seekha hai,

Suraj mein chand sitaron me,
Har shey me tumhi ko dekha hai,

Dharkan me bhi naghma ban ke,
Sagar ki tarha tum behty ho,

Ye pyar nahi to tum hi kaho,
Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho.