English Funny SMS

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge

between hearts.

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FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and

not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf u... but in my

HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each

day is never a waste.

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Its not an achievement to make 000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 000's years.

To live a life i need heartbeat, have heartbeat i need a heart, have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a

friend, and a friend i need U.ALWAYS
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever

leave u when u dont shine.
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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har

jagah HUM milenge.
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Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.
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Friend is one, who (Finds you in a (Rush of people, (Inspires you to do something in life, catch your (Emotions and (Never

leaves you till (Death.
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,

Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other.

I hope we can be like them.
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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as

friends r true, just like U!


If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv,

I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some to lean on, coz

I'm a friend u can always depend on
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
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Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops!

Sorry Yaar, Priceless
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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari

zarorat hai..
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FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=
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Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile

hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Funny SMS

I cant find reason y GOD made u close 2 me,

but thats not question 2 be asked.

May be question is :

How did HE know I needed a FRIEND lik U.?

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yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,

tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,

kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,

lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

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Baithe tere khayalo main,

kore kagaj pe likh dala tera naam,

tasvir bhi utaar dali aur likha ye paigam:

Zinda ya Murda,pakadne wale ko 500 ka inaam!!

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When The World Is Spinning Around You,
And Ur Heart Is Beating Fast,
You Think Is It Love?
No Stupid You Have Got High Bp...

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DREAMS
makes all things possible
HOPES
makes all things work
LOVE
makes all things beautiful
SMILE
makes all above possible

So always smile

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga...
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!