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• Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Eid Celebrations
• Urdu Friendship SMS - Gunaahon ki Saza Hai
• Punjabi Funny SMS - 3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe
• Pathan Jokes - Station Jany k Paise
• Text Insults - Ignorance and Patience?
• Smile SMS - Life Begines With Cry
• Punjabi Funny SMS - Schools Will Remain Close
• Miscellaneous SMS - Silent Message 4 Pakistanis

Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Eid Celebrations Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:54 AM PDT A Wish of Happy Eid Celebrations, Wrapped with Sincerity, Tied with Care, And Sealed with Dua. To Keep You and Your Family Blessed. Advance Eid Mubarak!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Gunaahon ki Saza Hai Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:51 AM PDT Last Night I had a Dream. I was Walking to an Angel I asked him "Why I've a Friend Like you?" He Replied: "Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - 3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:42 AM PDT 3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy. Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di " Thaaaaaaa " Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu vajji a? Usne kaha: Nai. Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu vajji a? Wo B Bola: Nai. Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e vajji oou.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Station Jany k Paise Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:19 AM PDT Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay? Ricksha Wala: 50 Pathan: 20 Lelo Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega. Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Ignorance and Patience? Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:27 AM PDT Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance. And When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Life Begines With Cry Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:15 AM PDT Our Life Begins with our CRY. And Ends with Another Cry. Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible Between these Cries... Keep Smiling!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Schools Will Remain Close Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:15 AM PDT All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November! For details visit: www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Silent Message 4 Pakistanis Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:08 AM PDT When USA attacked Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, I kept silent because I was safe. Today when USA is attacking North West PAKISTAN, I am deaf & blind because I live in other province. The day is not far when you and me will be Victim and there will be no one left to cry for us. A Silent Message for all Pakistanis.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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For ENGINEERING students

For ENGINEERING students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal college student insist questi0n is "out of syllabus" or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

theref0re

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Theref0re

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain =D

ENGINEERS ROCKS ;)

How To Judge

Manager: I'm afraid the young man we hired last week isn't honest.

Clerk: Oh, you shouldn't judge a person by his Appearance.

Manager:I'm not – I'm judging him by his disappearance.

Read From Right Side

Read each word From Right Side

A
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..

Are You In Mood?

Beggar to Anti Misba sitting on a bench in a park
"Hi Darling! So u r in the mood to hv fun with me"

Anti Misba
"How dare u"

Beggar :
"Thn what r u doing on my bed?"

Sorry aapko DISTRUB kya

Sorry aap ko DISTRUB kiya lekin URGENT kaam tha,

kya ap apni 1 PHOTO abhe bhej sakte hein?

hum log TAASH khel rahe hein
or
JOkar ka patta gum hoGYa hai...!

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey, Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
.
.
.
"UNDERWEAR" Colorful pehna karo.

Ek dafa ek lrka apni

Ek dafa ek lrka apni
Girl friend ko ghar le aya, Ghar koe b nhe thaa, dono ekele the
Kuch der baato k bad larke ne larki ka hath pakra aur Apne bedroom mei le aya.
Larki ne black net k kpre pehne the
Larke ne usay bed pe letaya aur sath let gya
Us ke kmar pe hath rkha
.
.
Agre aagy sun ni hy tu
50 rupe ka
ezload krwa do ;)

Sperm Test

An 85 year old man went for a Sperm Test.
Dr. ne SPERM test k lye OLD MAN ko bottle de.

Next day
OLD MAN
"Mai ne try kya, BV ne left aur right hand se try kya,
Bahu ne dono hathon se aur mun se try kya,
Parosan aur uski beti ne bhi try kya."

Per bottle nahi khul saki.

Think Positively.

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.

GirlFrind: Yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.

Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Agar moqa mila to

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??



Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.

Evry thng is boring

Evry thng is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
"get well soon"
and join us back.

Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Arrange the Numbers

Arrange the Numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so that they sum up to 100.

You Can use only + and -











ANSWER:
0 + 123 - 4 - 5 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100