Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey, Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
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"UNDERWEAR" Colorful pehna karo.

Ek dafa ek lrka apni

Ek dafa ek lrka apni
Girl friend ko ghar le aya, Ghar koe b nhe thaa, dono ekele the
Kuch der baato k bad larke ne larki ka hath pakra aur Apne bedroom mei le aya.
Larki ne black net k kpre pehne the
Larke ne usay bed pe letaya aur sath let gya
Us ke kmar pe hath rkha
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Agre aagy sun ni hy tu
50 rupe ka
ezload krwa do ;)

Sperm Test

An 85 year old man went for a Sperm Test.
Dr. ne SPERM test k lye OLD MAN ko bottle de.

Next day
OLD MAN
"Mai ne try kya, BV ne left aur right hand se try kya,
Bahu ne dono hathon se aur mun se try kya,
Parosan aur uski beti ne bhi try kya."

Per bottle nahi khul saki.

Think Positively.

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.

GirlFrind: Yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.

Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Agar moqa mila to

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??



Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.

Evry thng is boring

Evry thng is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
"get well soon"
and join us back.

Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Arrange the Numbers

Arrange the Numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so that they sum up to 100.

You Can use only + and -











ANSWER:
0 + 123 - 4 - 5 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100

Aaj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar: Aaj BV ne bohat mara.

Major Rohail:Kyu?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrena.

Major Rohail: Wow Katrena Kaif?

Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

Sardar walking at night

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra... :-)

Humain afsos hai k

Doctor to Memon Child's Father: Humain afsos hai k aap ke bachay ki taang katni paray gi...

Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.

Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata...

New Collection of SMS 2009

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?


Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k


Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
Blood B+ hai
Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.

Plz ignore mat krna
Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
Plz contact 03008526355
Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...

Sab ronay lagy.

Or Pareshan ho gaye.

Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
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Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?

Bubbli: G 4 hain.

Teacher: Kon se?

Bubbli:
Quaid-e-Azam
Mughal-e-Azam
Sekandar-e-Azam
Aur
Mera chacha
Malik Azam.
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Chalo sms kheltay hain,
Pehle aap sms kero,
Phir Aap sms kero,
Phir se aap sms kero,
1 bar phir Aap kero,
Last bar bhi ap hi sms kero.
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Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per

PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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E reesent studeez haz shoon dat peepal hoo aar wary Samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spilingz meestakes...!

Vaat eez yorr opeenion abaat et ???
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Zardari ek Dukan se "ULLU" kharedne gaya.

3 Din
18 Ghante
32 Minutes
Aur
15 second
ki behas k bad bila akhir.

ULLU zardari k sath jane par razamand ho gya.
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Kya waqai Aapko Beemari hai...????

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Poora msg parhny ki...?
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Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gai.


Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.

Latest SMS Jokes

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai
sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai

aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
************ ********* ********* *******

Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata,

sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Literal Translations from English to Hindi

How do you do? * Kaise karte ho? Keep in touch! * Chhoote Raho. Lets hang out! * Chalo bahar latakte hain ! Have a nice day! * Achcha din lo! What's up? * Uppar kya hai? You're kidding! * Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! Don't kid me! * Mera bachcha mat banaao! Yo, baby! What's up? * Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? She's so fine! * Woh itnee baareek hai! Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? Cool man! * Thandaa aadmi! Check this out, man! * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! Hey good looking; what's cooking? * Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? Are you nuts? * Kya aap akhrot hain? Son of a gun. * Bachcha bandook ka. Rock the party. * Party mein patthar pheko. Don't mess with me, dude. * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.