New Collection of SMS 2009

Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?


Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k


Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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Plz ye msg sb ko frwd kr dein
Ek bechara B.A pas 22 saal ka larka,
Jis ke shadi nahe hoe
Blood B+ hai
Usey ek Larki ka number chahye.

Plz ignore mat krna
Warna wo kunwara mar jay ga.
Plz contact 03008526355
Number change kr k frwd krna beghairti hy.
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Pappu Jahaz main khara hua aur Zor se chillaya "HI JACK"...

Sab ronay lagy.

Or Pareshan ho gaye.

Kuch dair bad Jack uth kar bola: "HI PAPPU." :-)
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Teacher: Dunya main kitne BAR-E-AZAM hy?

Bubbli: G 4 hain.

Teacher: Kon se?

Bubbli:
Quaid-e-Azam
Mughal-e-Azam
Sekandar-e-Azam
Aur
Mera chacha
Malik Azam.
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Chalo sms kheltay hain,
Pehle aap sms kero,
Phir Aap sms kero,
Phir se aap sms kero,
1 bar phir Aap kero,
Last bar bhi ap hi sms kero.
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Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per

PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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E reesent studeez haz shoon dat peepal hoo aar wary Samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spilingz meestakes...!

Vaat eez yorr opeenion abaat et ???
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Zardari ek Dukan se "ULLU" kharedne gaya.

3 Din
18 Ghante
32 Minutes
Aur
15 second
ki behas k bad bila akhir.

ULLU zardari k sath jane par razamand ho gya.
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Kya waqai Aapko Beemari hai...????

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Poora msg parhny ki...?
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Sardar's kuri: Abba kal apne ghar se ek Banda kam ho jae ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gai.


Sardar: Kuri ne Kaam to acha nhi kya.. Per thi wo najoomi.

Latest SMS Jokes

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai
sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai

aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek pagal roz apne kitchen main jata,

sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha :

dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

Literal Translations from English to Hindi

How do you do? * Kaise karte ho? Keep in touch! * Chhoote Raho. Lets hang out! * Chalo bahar latakte hain ! Have a nice day! * Achcha din lo! What's up? * Uppar kya hai? You're kidding! * Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! Don't kid me! * Mera bachcha mat banaao! Yo, baby! What's up? * Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? She's so fine! * Woh itnee baareek hai! Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? Cool man! * Thandaa aadmi! Check this out, man! * Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! Hey good looking; what's cooking? * Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? Are you nuts? * Kya aap akhrot hain? Son of a gun. * Bachcha bandook ka. Rock the party. * Party mein patthar pheko. Don't mess with me, dude. * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

One Line SMS Jokes

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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* .............. HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
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I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING.
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you are an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
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A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

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WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

My Latest Collection of Funny SMS / Jokes

Funny SMS

Pathan 2 doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?

Pathan: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr: Aisa kub hota hay?

Pathan: Phone kartay waqt.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa:
Ton! Ton! Ton!
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Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices,

He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing

Man asks: Sardar-G What r U doing?

Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize

Man: How?

Sardar-G: Well I heard they give d noble prize 2 ppl who r outstanding in their field.
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Funny SMS Forum
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"

&

After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
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Pyar krne wale log UFoNE se bat krte ha
Knjus Z0nG se
Amer Jazz se
Khbsurt WARID se
Ziddi TELENOR se
Lekin zaheen log kbhi bat nai krte
Wo mri trha
SMS
karte hain.
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Kiyon jaagte ho? Kia sochte ho?
Kuch humse kaho, Tanha na raho,

Socha na karo.
Ab raat ki ankhen bheegh chaleen aur CHAND b ha chup jane ko.
Kuch dair mein shabnam aye gi pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko.
Shadaab shagoofon ki soorat khuwabon k nagar mein kho jao
Ab,,,,so jao
Ab,,,,so jao...
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& Red Light glowing on the top:

Seeing this he said: India is developing fast,
See there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air.
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Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 Hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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Ek Sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paen da dupatta wapis kar de.

Badmash: Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.

Sardar: Peeko karani se.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p
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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha

"Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
"I Want To Apply For This Job"
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Teacher: Story Sunao.

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Moral: Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye.




Sardar: Lekin Janab, Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga.
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Train me 1 Machchar Chinese ka sir per betha,
Woh usko pakar kar kha gaya!

Phir 1 Machchar Memon k sir par betha,
Usne pakar kar Chinese se pucha:




Khareeday Ga?
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Hum khud pe "GHAROOR" nhi karty.

Kisi ko dosti k liye "MAJBOOR" nhi karty.

Bus apny dil may basa lety hain.

AUR PHIR


Marty dam tak "DOOR" nhi karty!
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Ishq Ka Jis Ko Bhi Khuwab Aajata Hai...
Waqt Samjho Kharab Aajata Hai...

Mehboob Aaye Ya Na Aaye Janaab...
Taaray Gin Gin K Hisaab Aajata Hai...!
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to Veeru & thakur ka kia rishta hua?
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Apna kaam karo Koi rishta nahi banta, Thakur k hath hi nhi thy.

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Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

"I Miss U"



Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

"I Student U"
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Sardar writes 2 Bill Gates abt PC & Windows problems:

1. My child learnd MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE.

2. I find only
RE-CYCLE BIN but no
RE-MOTORCYCLE BIN

3. I see MS OFFICE but i want to use this softwre @ home so i need MS HOME.

4. Finally, how is dat ur name is GATES but u r selling WINDOWS.

Latest Funny SMS / Jokes - April 2009

Funny SMS
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?

Because....

Corner miltay he DUKAAN khol letay hain. :-)

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Zardari SMS
Remember!

Divorce is never a solution!
Try to stay away for few years.
If differences still persist.

Just

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Kill Your Wife.

Asif Ali Zardari

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A Sardar's Speach to his workers in England:

"Do do, not do not do,
What my goes?
Your goes your father's goes."

In His Sense:

Karna hai karo, Nahi karna na karo,
Mera ki janda aye?
Twada janda aye tay Twaday Piyo da janda aye. :-D

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Count How Many Stars in this SMS

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Amazing
Pehli Bar CHAND ko Sitare Ginte Dekha hay
or ab Muskurate hue bhi. :-)

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Height Of Self-Confidence

Teacher Asks Student:
"Why Are You Late... ?"

Student: "Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive ..."

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Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
"Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"

Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz

Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.

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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...

Ye Commercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->

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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag gai hai.

Mom: Acha beta wo kon si?

Son: Mujhay Star Plus ki Serial me kaam mil gya hai..

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Any body can love a Rose
But it takes a great deal to love a leaf.
Dont love some one who is beautiful,
But love the who can make u r life beautiful...

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Load Shedding SMS
Ye Badalti Rutain
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatain
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shamen
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy.

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada...

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Zarori Elaan!

1st May se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,

1st May se tamam log apnay apnay UPS

Wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.

Shukria.

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2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay light nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"

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This is an Adult SMS
If You are under 18 years please don't go through it and Quit, If you are Above or equal 18 then go through it.

Elections aa Rahe hain.(ELECTIONS ARE COMMING).

So Pls do vote.

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Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??

Guess

s0cho

Simple,

Time dekhne k Ly ;-)

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"Zarday" Aur "Zardari" mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushion ko kha jata hai.

Best Collection of New Faraz Ahmed Shayari

Collection Of Faraz SMS, Faraz Urdu Poetry, Faraz Funny Self Made SMS, Urdu Shayari SMS , Ahmad faraz sms , Ahmad faraz poetry.

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SafaiD Libas Ussey Bohut PasanD Tha Mere JiSM Par ''FArAZ''
Ajj Main Kafan Mein Lipta Hon To Phir Wo Roti Kyun Hai?!
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'Faraz' Zulm Hy Itni
Khud-Aitmadi Bhi

k Raa Bhi Thi Andheri
Aur Chiraag Bhi Na Lia
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Dost Ban Ker Bhi Nahi
Saath Nibhany Wala

Wo Hi Andaaz Hy Zalim
Ka Zamaney Wala

Tere Hote Huey Aa Jati
Thi Saari Dunya

Aaj Tanha Hon Tu Koi
Nahi Aane Wala

Muntazir Kis Ka Hon
Tuuti Hui Dehleez Pe Main

Kon Aaye Ga Yahan Kon
Hy Aane Wala

Tum Takalluf Ko Bhi
Ikhlas Samajhte Ho 'FARAZ'

Dost Hota Nahi Har
Haath Milane Wala ...
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Ahmed Faraz SMS Shayari

"HUMARI aur USKI zindgi Mein Faqat Tarteeb ka Farq hai"Faraaz"...

"USKI zindgi mein HUM sab k BAAD Aatay hain"
aur
"HUMARI zindgi mein sab US k BAAD aaty hain..!
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Tum Mujhe Muka Do Aitbaar Bananay Ka "FARAZ....

Thak Jao Ge Meri Wafa Ke Sath Chaltay Chaltay....
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'Sapurd-e-Khaak Kar
Dala Teri Aankho'n Ki
Masti Ny FARAZ ...'

'Hazaro'n Saal g Letey
Agar Tera Deedar Na
Hota ...'
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Hum ne isi darr se video game hi khelna chor diye "Faraz"



K Achanak light Chali Gai tou Token Zaya hoga.
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Funny SMS
Aye Faraz!
Mohabat ke naam pe saza mein ne paayi hai.

Gor farmaiye

Aye Faraz!
Mohabat ke naam pe saza mein ne paayi hai.

Baki shair baad mein abi zor se Potty aayi hai.
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Un ko sara din karachi ki sair karwata raha Faraz..


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Shaam hui to kehne laga

Lahore Lahore hai...
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Ab to woh chhura(knife) le ker mere peeche lag gayi hai Faraz.

Jab se mein ne kaha hai

"Dil cheer ke dekh tera hi naam ho ga."
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Uski yaad may khaana peena chorr diya Faraz


Phir socha

Khaonga nahee to. . .

Barra kaise hunga. :-)
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Usse kaha b tha k muje dance nhi aata "FaraZ"

Phr b kehti hai k "Move Ur Body Baby"

('.')>
< //  LIKE  _//_ THIS  <('.')  //>  LIKE
_//_ THAT; 

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Sun k bansuri ki dhun Farzana aisi nachi,

Sun k bansuri ki dhun farzana aisi nachi



Camera man farAz k sath

GEO news,

Karachi.
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Mere Nana ne Ye Keh kar Mujh se Rishta tor Diya FaraZ!

Moong phali mein Dana nahi

Hum Tumhaare Daana Nahi..
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Barish hoti hi jati hain mere shehar main “FARAZ”

Kabhi dhoop niklay to apni UNDERWEAR hi Sukha Loon...
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Phir itne mayoos kyun ho us ki Bewafaai Per "Faraz"






Tum khud hi to kehty thay k wo sab se Juda hay.
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Hamari to Kismat hi aisi nikli hey FARAZ
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Zameen mili to BANJAR,
Dost miley to KANJAR.
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Is se barri Zalalat koi na hogi FARAZ ???
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K woh Hansi phir bhi na Phansi.
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Tu to Mandir ki Ghanti ban gaya hey FARAZ
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Jo aata hey teri bajata hoa ata hey.
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Pakistan Tu her Match Hi Haar Jata Hai FARAZ..






Isi Liye Tu Main Kehta Hon,

CHAK DE O CHAK DE INDIA.
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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!

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Chahtey hen woh Faraz hum se Aisi chahat ka waada!
12 rupay ka Lemon Max, ghulay kum aur chalay zyada...
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Ye Mumkin Nai K Sab Log Badal Jate Hen
Kuch Halaat K Sanchu Me B Dhal Jate Hen

Khali Hatho Ko Kabi Gor Se Deka Hy FARAZ
Kis Tara Log Lakiro Se Nikal Jatay hain

Best Collection of New Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS

Geo aur Jeenay Do SMS
Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga


Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Zardari Ki Jaan

Awam Boli

Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->

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Best Husband Of Sheere Rehman

& The Nomines Are

1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie "B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka"

2) Asif Zardari From The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kuttiya"

3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie "Ganja Tera Aashiq"

4) Rehman Malik From The Movie "Sssshh..Father Or Husband?"

& The Award Goes To



Asif Zardari 4m The Movie "Jis Ki Haddi Us Ki Kutiya... ;->
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Hum Sub Umeed se Hain" on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad "Zardari" ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
"Yar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar "NAUKRANI" Thi?"

Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar "Driver" Tha..!
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Musharaf K Janay Se,
Begairti Kuch Aisay Band Hui Faraz. .!!!
Pehlay Jo Girlz Public Palace Pe Milti Thi,
Ab Phone Pe Puppy Denay Se Ghabrati Hain
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Just Imagine …

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari …
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
“Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death”
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin ’s Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari …

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*Latest News*

Zardari Kisi Waqt B Khud Kashi Kar Sakta Hai
Q K Uss Ne Khud Kaha Hai K

Jin Hatho Ne Benazir Ko Mara Hai
Wo Hath Muje B Mar Sakte Hain

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Asif Ali Zardari SMS
Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said,

"Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga..."

ZARDARI Said,

"Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun..."
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Interesting Sawal :

"Girgit" Ko English Mai Kya Kehte Hain?


Guess Yar..!






Ab Her Baat Main Bataon?




Simple






The One N Only


"Asif Zardari" ;->
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Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari ...
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Quaid-e-Azam
baani-e-millat

Fatima Jinnah
mader-e-millat

Liaquat Ali
shaheed-e-millat

Aur

Zardari

Aate ki Qillat
Gas ki Qillat
Bijlii ki Qillat
Zillat hi Zillat
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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do ZARDARI
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Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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Shery Rehman aj kal bohat khush ha!
Keon K.
Asif Zardary Ne kaha ha
k
Garmeon mein Woh aik Ghanta aagay krain gay.
Aur sardeon mein aik Ghanta peechay karain gay?

Latest Collection of Valentines Day SMS Jokes Greetings

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.

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Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
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HaPpY VaLeNtInE DaY
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Latest Valentine's Day SMS
breaking news!
the moon of valentinesday has rised in united states of love. now tommorrow will b the valentinesday.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY 2 U
KEEP SMILING :-)
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Harr Roz tujhe itna pyaar deta hun…
Kuch nahi mera ab mere saath
Sab tera,dun kya ab iss pyar k din..
Ab yahi sochta hun …
Valentines Day:Pyar ka din..
Aur pyar layen hum dono k liye !
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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
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No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
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IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
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Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
‘Cause no one else will do…
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can’t think of anyone else
I’d want to have as mine…
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you…
No one has ever kissed me
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever,
I thanked God for making you my Valentine !
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A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Funny Diwali SMS Jokes

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”
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Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy diwali”
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali *
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Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family happy diwali
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"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
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Yours Love Poetry (Shairy)

Jinne ho ishq sacha
woh kab faryaad karte hain,
labhon pe hai mohar
khamoshi ki...
dilon mein yaad karte hain.

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Din ke ujale mein
kabhi baat nahin hoti,
raat ki khamoshi mein
tum paas nahin hoti,
karne ko mohabbat ka
izhaar tum par,
nazar-e-zuban bhi
kamyaab nahin hoti..
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Rah-e-gham per khoshi se zindgani chal rehi he
tere kirdar se meri kahani chal rehi he
bhatak jane ka andesha to hei her eik qadam per
bare anjan raston per jawani chal rehi hei
mohabbat mein hei dono simat hi shidat ka dawa
abhi dono taref eik khosh gomani chal rehi hei
chirag, rah hon aur andhion se larr raha hon
humari dushamni sadion porani chal rehi hei
tumare zehan wa dil ki saltnat ka kia b.
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Aab Kay Yoon Dil Ko Saza Di Hum Nay
Us Ki Her Baat Bhula Di Hum Nay
Eik , Eik Phool Bohat Yaad Aaya
Shakh-E-Gul Jab Woh Jala Di Hum Nay
Aaj Tak Jis Pay Woh Shermatay Hain
Baat Woh Kab Ki Bhula Di Hum Nay
Sheher-E-Jahan Rakh Say Abad Hua
Aag Jab Dil Ki Bujha Di Hum Nay
Aaj Phir Yaad Bohat Aaya Woh
Aaj Phir Us Ko Dua Di Hum Nay
Koi To Baat Hia Us Main Faiz
Her Khushi Jis Pay Luta Di Hum Nay
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Kyun atte ho sapnoo main , yadoon main,
K her pal ka khayal satata hai,
K ghum-e-judai ka sehna bhi abb mushkil,
K haal-e-dil abb ekk ujra chamman ki manand,
Ab tou ekk tamanna , justujoo us ko panneee ki,
K ghum-e-tanhaee mittannee ki,
K mohabbat jo mille is ki ekk pal ki,
Umer bittanne k liye kaffi hai.
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Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain.
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Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi.
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Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon
Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baakee
joostjoo meree aakhree tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!
Kis zamaane ke aadmee tum ho?
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New Lovely Shairy SMS

"AJNABI"

Main Usay Kesy Akela Chore Doon Is Rah Mein
Sath jo Chalta Raha Majboriyon K Bad Bhi

Ban K Khushboo Rach Gaya Hai Yun Meray Ehsas Mein
Door Ho Paya Nahin Wo Dooriyon K Bad Bhi

Rafta Rafta Us Ko Bhi Ye Duniya raas aa Gai
Muskra K Wo Mila Hai Ranjishon K Baad Bhi

Faslay Kab Kam Huwe Hain Rabton K Bad Bhi
Ajnabi Thay Ajnabi Hain Mohabbaton K Baad Bhi...
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Urdu Shairy

Kawab ankhon mei ab aate hain
ab to palko mei tum samaye ho
har gahri saath saath rehte ho
dil ki dunya mei gahr basaye ho

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MERA SANAM SAB SE PYAAR HAI
WOH JAAN JIGAR DIL HUMRA HAI
TUJHE NAZAR MEI UTARA HAI
TUJH PE SAB KUCH WARAH HAI

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Kabhi acha bura socha nahi
Mohabbat akal ka soda nahi
Sirat-e-ishq per mur kar na dekho
Palatney ka koi rasta nahi

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Piayar tu hum kar chukey
Izahaar se dartey hai
Izhaar bhi kar lete per
Inkaar se dartey hai

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha..
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki..
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki..

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

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Love Poems

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

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Dil kai kone ko chordo,
hansti duniya mein aao,
kisi ko man ka meet banalo,
khushion kai phool khilao.

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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Kuch dil ki lagi tum chero
kuch dil lagana hum sikhain

kuch pyar ki batein tum karo
kuch pyar nibhana hm sikhain

kuch nazar ka ishara tum karo
kuch ankh milana hm sikhain

kuch jan ki bazi tm lagao
kuch jan se jana hm sikhain

kuch thora hans k tm dikhao
kuch muskrana hm sikhain

kuch milne ki aas tm do
kuch waqt pe ana hm sikhain

dil pe tum bas hath rakh do
kuch dil dharkana hm sikhain

kuch piyar se pas tum aao
kuch gale se lagana hm sikhain..

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Kabhi..
Jo Ehsas Ho..
Aapko
Mery Ehsas Ka..!
Mery Junoon Ka..!
Mari Mohabbat Ka..!
Fakat...! Itna Kar
Dena,
Mujhe aap
( Apna )
Keh dena....!!
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Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai,
Bin Tere her Raat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Kho Jaon Me Jab bhi Teri Yaadon main,
Mujh ko Meri Zaat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Khel Zamane k Me Jab bhi Harta hon,
Mujh ko Mri Maat Adhori Lagti hai!

Pyaar Me Hum Ne Sab kuch Mang ke dekh liya,
Ab to Har Kheraat Adhoori Lagti hai!

Bin Tere her Baat Adhoori Lagti hai..
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Sath chalny waly jab,
Sath chor jaty hain,

Waqt tham nahi jata,
Koi mar nahi jata,

Koi mar bhi jay toh,
Zindagi nahi rukti,

Raston ko chalna hay,
Rasty toh chalty hain,

Yaar dost milty hain,
Zakhum aisy silty hain,

Garrd garrd lamhon main,
Umar katt hi jati hai,

Kuch musafaron ko bas manzilan nahi miltein
Na jane kyun bicher jate hain woh log,
Jin ki yaadin ban jati hain
"UMAR BHAR KA ROG"
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Muhabbat Phool Hai Jana,
Kaho To Phool Ban Jaoon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek,
Haseen Asool Ban Jaoon.
Suna Hai Rait Pe Chal K,
Tum Aksar Mehk Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab K Bar Main,
Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaoon.
Buhut Nayab Hotay Hain,
Jinhein Tum Apna Kehte Ho,
Ijaazat Do Ki Main Bhi,
Es Qadr Anmol Ban Jaoon...
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# Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho?

Khamosh zuban k lafzo mein,
Kuch poshida si baatein hain,

In poshida si baaton mein,
Kuch chahat ki barsaten hain,

In baton ko hum muddat se,
Seeny me chupa k bethe hain,

Kuch paaye bina kuch khoo dena,
Ye pyar mein hum ne seekha hai,

Suraj mein chand sitaron me,
Har shey me tumhi ko dekha hai,

Dharkan me bhi naghma ban ke,
Sagar ki tarha tum behty ho,

Ye pyar nahi to tum hi kaho,
Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho.

Best Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi and English

Chori chori ye ana jana chor do....
chupky chupky u nazr milana chor do..
kisi din bohat pito ge unse tum...
yeh masjidon se jotey churana chor do...

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Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
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In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had BIG ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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You look so fine!I want to...

break your heart and give you mine

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Be someone with a big broad smile,
try 2 be happy all the day while...
When things go wrong dont get blue...
Just smile n say "_____" where r u?

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l

Me

My Self

Yes Me

l

Really

Truly

Unstopably

Unmistakenly

R
E
A
LLY

Faithfully

have

2 say

that

today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!

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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

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In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care ,

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Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Friendship and Love SMS Shairy

Urdu Love SMS
Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,

Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin...
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.
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Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.
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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!
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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...
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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN........ ..
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!
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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.
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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,
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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .
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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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English Love SMS
Love is like magic
And it always will be.
For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery!!
Love works in ways
That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life
That love cannot change!!
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You know you are in love,

When you see the world in her eyes,

And her eyes everywhere in the world.
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I have a new camera your snap please...
don't move
1
2
3
Smile Please
ready
ohho
Those who live in someones heart can't have a snap!!!
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I wrote your name in the sky,
But the wind blew it away,

I wrote your name in the sand,
But the waves washed it away,

I wrote your name in my heart,
And Forever it will stay.

I will LOVE you forever.
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As days go by,
My feelings get stronger,
To be in your arms,
I can’t wait any longer,
.
Look into my eyes,
You’ll see that it’s true,
Day and Night my
Thought is You.
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening): What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket?

BF: U Wanted Stars Na?

GF: Now Sit On It N Get Lost!
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Luv is like a cloud.
Luv is like a dream.
Luv is 1 word and everything in between.
Luv is a fairytale come true.
Coz I found luv when I found U.
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We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more.
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Love is not how long u've been together;
Not how much u've given or receive;
Not how many times u've helped each other.
It's how u value each other.

Urdu Funny SMS and Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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R=Rehmat
A=Aitkaf
M=Madad
Z=Zakat
A=Aman
N=Nazaz
Mubarak to all my momin Musalman...
may "ALLAH" fulfil ur all wish iz Ramzan & do pray all time urz
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Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?
Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
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Hanjuaan Da Vapaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Pathraan Naal Pyaar Karan Di Aadat Hai,
Jhootha Hi Wada Kar Le Sohneya,
Saanu Ta Aetbaar Karan Di Aadat Hai...
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uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,
jab dekho sote rehte ho.,
saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?,
ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.
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tum hasate bahut ho,
man ko bhate bahut ho
ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par
kambakht tum khate bahut ho
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya,
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya
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khuda apko khush rakhe....!
khuda apko slamat rakhe...!
khuda apki umar lambi kre...!
khuda apko naukry de....!
khuda apko chokri de....!
seekh lia na,,,
chal ab utha ktora or shoroo ho ja....
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on ur single smile thousands of people die
so keep smiling and reduce the population of Pakistan
but don't smile in front of mirror
warna lene k dene par jain ge FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Wink"

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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .
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Memon apne Bachy Ko mar rha tha,
Us K Dost ne pocha, q mar rahy ho?

Memon: yar ye toilet jana chata he.
Dost:to Kya hoa, jane do.

Memon:Nai yar,isy phr Bhook lag jye gi.
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Ek bacha paida hote he Nurse se bola mobile hy?


Nusre: Hai lekin kya krna hai?


Bacha: Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms krna hy
k khariat se pohanch gya hon.
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Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Doctor: Aasman per dekho wo kia hy?

Mareez: Chand.
Doctor: Aby is say dhoor kia Farishtay dekhay ga?
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Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi hai,
Shart humne hawaon se laga rakhi hai,

Na jane kis taraf se tum aajao,
Is liye har Taraf MORTEIN COiL jala rakhi hai.