Thursday, June 9, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Islamic SMS - How Blessed I'm To Be A Muslim !! ~

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:39 PM PDT

How Blessed I'm To Be A Muslim !!

~ I Say A Simple Salam To Some, I'm Rewarded.

~ I Smile At Someone, I'm Rewarded.

~ I Pray In Masjid With Jamaat, I'm Rewarded 27 Times More Than Those Who Pray Alone.

~ I Begin Anything With Bismillah, That Action Of Mine Is Rewarded.

~ I Think Of Doing a Good Deed, I'm Rewarded.

~ I Control My Temper, I'm Rewarded.

~ I Hold The Glass With Right Hand While Drinking, I'm Rewarded....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ta'ajub hay "ALLAH" apni itni sari m

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:38 PM PDT

Ta'ajub hay

"ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlooq men se "mujhe" nahi bhoolta
aur
mera to"Aik"hi
ALLAH
hay main Usay bhool jata hun.
JuMmA MuBaRaK....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Kehty hain K Tajjub hai us Shakhs pr

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:38 PM PDT

Kehty hain K
Tajjub hai us Shakhs pr
Jo Kisi Hakeem ya Doctr k kehny pr
HaLaL(roti)
chor deta hai,
Magr
ALLAH k kehny pr
Haram nahi chorta...!¿!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - *.*NAMAZ*.* iss taraah parho jesey ALL

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:37 PM PDT

*.*NAMAZ*.*
iss taraah parho jesey ALLAH ka deedaar kar rahey ho...
*.*DUA*.*
Esey maango jesey ALLAH sey bheek maang rahey ho...
*.*DOLAT*.*
Esey rakho jesey aik,aik pesey mein paseeney ki boo aa rahi ho...
*.*ROZA*.*
Esey rakho jesey zindagi kay GUNAH aik hi rozey mein khatam ho rahey hon...
*.*DIL*.*
ko esa banaao jesey dil mein hi RAB ko pa rahey ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - asaa'il Zeest k Jitny bhi thy "Paicheda"

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:36 PM PDT

asaa'il Zeest k Jitny bhi thy "Paicheda" "Paicheeda" NABI (Salallahu talla alyhe wa aalyhe wasallam) k IshQ ne Hal Kardiye "POSHIDA" " POSHIDA"! ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hazrat e Sayyiduna USMAN E GHANI Radi al

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:36 PM PDT

Hazrat e Sayyiduna USMAN E GHANI Radi allahu talla anhu ka Farman hai: "HAYA ki Gaeiyat (yani intiha) ye hai k apny Aap se bhi HAYA kary_" ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Mai Es Duniya-e-Fani mai bhi Qabar-o-Has

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:35 PM PDT

Mai Es Duniya-e-Fani mai bhi Qabar-o-Hashar mai Har Aik Jaa par Lagaunga Nara "YA RASOOL ALLAH" Mai Ban jaounga Deewana mai Hojaounga Mastana Ata ho ISHQ ka gar Aik Qatra YA RASOOL ALLAH! Tumhari Yaad mai Roya karun Tarpa karun kardo inayat apny Gham ka Zakham Gehra YA RASOOL ALLAH! Rulaye Tera Gham, dunia k gham mai mery Aansu ka na ho barbad Koi Qatra YA RASOOL ALLAH! Nikalny wali hai ab Rooh e Muztar Jism se Jana Karam! Imaan ko hai Shaitan se khatra YA RASOOL ALLAH!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - "Gunah ko phelanay ka zariya kabi mat ba

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:35 PM PDT

"Gunah ko phelanay ka zariya kabi mat bano, Q k ho skta hai tm to toba kr lo per jis ko tm ne gunah pay lagaya, Wo tumhari aakhrat ki tabahi ka sabab ban jaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Sawab Aamaal ka Mera Tu Puhncha Saari ÜM

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:35 PM PDT

Sawab Aamaal ka Mera Tu Puhncha Saari ÜMAAT ko Mujhy bhi BakSH YA RUB Azzawajal! BakSH UN (Salallahu talla alyhe wa aalyhe wasallam) ki PiYAARI ÜMAAT ko Aameen Sum Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - MADANI AAQA Aleh Salam ka Farman: Agar T

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:33 PM PDT

MADANI AAQA Aleh Salam ka Farman: Agar Tum ye Chahte ho k Tumare Hath,Paoun Har buri Harkat se Mehfooz Rahen, To Jama'at ko na Chorna.Q k jo Jama'at ki Pabandi krta he usko RUB TA'ALA Dunya o Aakhirat me Har Qisam ki Neimatein Inayat Farmata he. (TAZKIRATUL WA'IZEEN)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - RUB TA'ALA k Han Subse Afzal wo he jo Zi

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:33 PM PDT

RUB TA'ALA k Han Subse Afzal wo he jo Ziada Bhooka Rehta he, Or Ghor oFikr krta he Or subse Bura wo He jo khoob Sota he or Ziada Khata Peeta he (EHYA UL ULOOM)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Rahe jate hn ye Arman hae!mere seny mai

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:33 PM PDT

Rahe jate hn ye Arman hae!mere seny mai na kABBE ki gali dkhe na pohnche m MADINE m Maza kia khak aae dour reh kr ase Jene mai k parwana yahan tarpe Jalae shama MADINE mai gareeb jae kaha YA RUB! tarapti ruh ko lekar Mere MAHBOOB ka sadqa tu pohchade MADINE mai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Mili hy Ism-e-AzAM ki yeh Doulat Ghous k

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:32 PM PDT

Mili hy Ism-e-AzAM ki yeh Doulat Ghous ka Saadqa Ye JÅSHÅN GIARWEEN ka Manana Hum Na Choorengy Kaho Yeh JAALNY walon sy MAROOGY yunhi JAAAL JAAL k Yeh HOO ki BijLiààn TUM par GIRAANA HUM NA Choorengy Karain Yeh Zikr Say Aabad Dilon ki Bastian Alvi Jabeen-e-Shoq kay SAJDAY Lutana Hum na Choorengy!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Chand dekh kar Surah-e-Mulk ko parha jae

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:31 PM PDT

Chand dekh kar Surah-e-Mulk ko parha jae to mahenay k 30 dino tak woh Sakhtion se mehfooz rahega (SHAYAD AAJ CHAND HOJAY) Tafseer Rooh-ul-Ma'ani j15, p4....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Paak Daaman Aurton par Zina ki Tohmat La

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:31 PM PDT

Paak Daaman Aurton par Zina ki Tohmat Lagaane ki Bahot Badi Saza Hai { Quran, Surah-An-Nur, Ayaat No. 4 } And those who blame chaste women, then bring not four witnesses flog them with eighty stripes and never accept any evidence of theirs, and it is they that are the dis-obedients.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Aur Allah se Maafi chaho,Beshak Allah ba

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:31 PM PDT

Aur Allah se Maafi chaho,Beshak Allah bakashne Wala meharbaan hai . { Surah-e-An-Nisa, Ayaat No:106 } Transltion in English from Kanzul Iman : And seek forgiveness of Allah. Undoubtedly Allah is Forgiving, Merciful. { Surah-e-An-Nisa, Ayaat No:106 }....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ~NUMAISH PAR AZAB~ Huzur Akram (Salallah

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:31 PM PDT

~NUMAISH PAR AZAB~ Huzur Akram (Salallahu talla alyhe wa aalyhe wasallam) ne Farmaya k Auraton k Giraho Tum mai Jo Aurat ZEVAR pehn kr GAIR MARD k Samny Eski Numaish karegi Wo AZAB mai Mubtila hogi _ (Abu Dawood) aur Farmaya k Jo Aurat Gair Mardon par Apni ZEENAT ki NUMAISH karegi QIYAMAT K din Wo NOOR SE MEHROM AUR ANDHERY MAI MUSTAGRIQ HOGI_ (TIRMIZI SHAREEF)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - **Hadis e Pak** "Jab Olad apny Man B

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:29 PM PDT

**Hadis e Pak**

"Jab Olad apny Man Bap ki taraf Rehmat ki nazar kary to Allah usky liye har nazar k badly Hajj e Mabroor (Maqbol Hajj) ka sawab likhta hay "

(SHOB UL EMAN V6 P186 H7856)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Nabiyo K Sarwar Alyhi sallam Ne Irshad F

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:29 PM PDT

Nabiyo K Sarwar Alyhi sallam Ne Irshad Farmaya "Jis Ne Mujh Per Roz E Jumua 200 Bar Durood Pak Parha Usk 200 Saal K Ghunah Muaf Ho Ge". (

Kanzul Ummal Jild#1 Page#256 Hadees#2238)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ~Sharm o Haya~ Hadees: "Haya Eeman k

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:29 PM PDT

~Sharm o Haya~ Hadees:

"Haya Eeman ka hissa hai, aur Fahash Kalaami Nifaaq ki alaamat hai." [Al Mustadrik, j1, p52. Musannaf Ibn e Abi Sheeba, j8, p334]....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - **Hadis e Pak** Beshak Nabi Karim na

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:28 PM PDT

**Hadis e Pak**

Beshak Nabi Karim nay Hazrat Abubakr O Hazrat Omar ko daikha to farmaya Ye 2no Meri Aankhain or Kan hain (TIRMIZI V2 P208)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - =>KAALI ßiLLi<= Kya ap jante hen? Ag

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:27 PM PDT

=>KAALI ßiLLi<=

Kya ap jante hen? Agr KaaLi ßiLLi raasta Kaat jae to use Manhoos smjhna jahaLat or Hinduwo ka Tarika he.

Ftawa Razawia j9.p29. ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Sarkar-e-do aalam K rukh pur anwaar ka a

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:26 PM PDT

Sarkar-e-do aalam K rukh pur anwaar ka alam kya hoga,

Jab zulf ka zikr hai Quran main ruksar ka alam kya hoga,

Jis waqt thay khidmat main unki Abu Bakr, Umar,

Usman-o-ALi. Us waqt Rasool Akram Sallallah ALaih Wasallam K darbar ka alam kya hoga,

Ek simt ALi ek simt Umar,
Siddiq idhar, Usman udhar,

In jag mag jag mag taaron main mahtab ka alam kya hoga,

Chahen to Isharon se apnay kaaya hi palat den dunya ki,

Ye shaan hai un K sahaba ki to Sarkar ka alam kya hoga.

SUBHANALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - >>HAMD<< Teri "BARGAH" mein aey "KHUDA"

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:25 PM PDT

>>HAMD<< Teri "BARGAH" mein aey "KHUDA" Junhi "SAR" ko main ne "JHUKA" diya Usi "WAQT" teri "KHUDAI" ne Mujhe "PASTIYON" sey "UTHA" diya Main "ZALEEL" tha Main "HAQEER" tha Tere "DAR" ka aik "FAQEER" tha TU ney aik hi "SAJDEY" k "BADLEY" mein MujhE kya se kya hai "BANA" diya Rag-e-Jan sey bhi TU QAREEB" hai TU hi "LIKHTA" sab k "NASEEB" hai Jisey "CHAHA" pal mein "UTHA" diya Jisy "CHAHA" pal mei "GIRA" diya...!.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ~Witur ka Salam pherne k ba'ad ki Aik Ne

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:24 PM PDT

~Witur ka Salam pherne k ba'ad ki Aik Neiyaat~

Shehnsha e khairul An'aam Salallahu talla alyhe wa aalyhe wasallam Jab witur main Salam pherte, 3 bar "SUBHAN AL MALIK IL QUDOUS" kehte or tesri bar Buland Aawaz se Kehte_ (Sunan Nisaaie safa 299 Hadis 1729)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - **Hadis e Pak** "Sab Ghunaon ki saza

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:24 PM PDT

**Hadis e Pak**

"Sab Ghunaon ki saza Allah chahy to Qayamat k liye utha rakhta hay magar Walidain ki nafarmani ki saza jeetyji pohnchata hay"

(AL MUSTADRAK LIL HAAKIM V5 P216 H7345)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - The Holy Prophet Salallahu Talla Alyhi W

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:24 PM PDT

The Holy Prophet Salallahu Talla Alyhi Wa Aalyhi wasallam has said,

"The people of my Ummah will enter their graves carrying the burden of their sins but when they rise would have been forgiven due to the Dua of the belivers.

" (Tabarani Awsat,
V1, P509, Hadith 1879)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - " Mushkilat Hmesha Behtreen Logon K Hisy

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:23 PM PDT

" Mushkilat Hmesha Behtreen Logon K Hisy
Me Atey Hen,

Q K Wo Us Ko Bhetreen Tariqy Se Anjaam Deny Ki Salahiat Rakhtay Hen "

" HAZRAT ALi Radi Allahu talla anha "....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hoon nafs ke hathon men majbor KITNA,

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:22 PM PDT

Hoon nafs ke hathon men majbor KITNA,

"Sab jan ke bhi hoon aaj la-shaoor KITNA,

"Jis chehry ne hai ek din matti men mil jana,

"Us chehry pe hai mujhe gharoor KITNA,

"Ek sajde ke inkar ne IBLEES ko shetaan bana diya,

"Men khud jan loon,
mera hai qusoor KITNA,

"Jin ki sunnat pe chalna mujhe gawara nahin,

"Mery wasty rowye they woh HUZOOR KITNA,

"Mene chakkhi hai fakat gunahon ki lazzatt,

"Me kiya janoon Zikar-E-Elahi me hai suroor KITNA,

"Meri shehrag se bhi ziyda jo mere qareeb hai,

"Phir bhi men us Allah se hoon dooor KITNA??? TALIB-E-DUA....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Humain Zindagi Mai Aur Kisi CheeZ Ki

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:21 PM PDT

Humain Zindagi Mai Aur Kisi CheeZ Ki

Tammanna Nhi hai,,

"YA RAB" Bus ISHQ-E-RASOOL Se SADA DAMan Bhara RahE HaMaRa.. (Salallahu Alyhi Wasallam) Aameem.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ajab Faiz Hay AAQA TERI Mohabbat Ka...!

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:21 PM PDT

Ajab Faiz Hay AAQA TERI Mohabbat Ka...!

Darood Tujh Pey Parhoon aur khud sanwar jaoon ...!

' SUBHANALLAH '....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ajab Faiz Hay AAQA TERI Mohabbat Ka...!

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:20 PM PDT

Ajab Faiz Hay AAQA TERI Mohabbat Ka...!

Darood Tujh Pey Parhoon aur khud sanwar jaoon ...!

' SUBHANALLAH '....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - ~Hadees Pak~ * Jis Shakhs k Paas Ilm

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:20 PM PDT

~Hadees Pak~

* Jis Shakhs k Paas Ilm Zyada ho Or Hidayat Zyada Na Ho

wo Allah Azawjal Sy Door Ho Jata hay ~ Ahya'a Ulomuden ~ P~ 37 ....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - **Hadis e Pak** "Jo apny Walidain ya

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:19 PM PDT

**Hadis e Pak**

"Jo apny Walidain ya 1 ki Qabr par har Jumma k din ziarat k liye hazir ho Allah usky gunah bakhsh dayga or Man Bap k 7 bhalai kany wala likh dia jai ga" (NAWADIR UL USOOL P97 H130)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - SUNEHRI BATEN: KSI ne kaha ME SUKOON CHA

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:15 PM PDT

SUNEHRI BATEN: KSI ne kaha ME SUKOON CHAHTA HON.

Farmaya, is jumle se ME nikal do,

ye takabbur ki alamat he,

CHAHTA HON nikal do,
khuwa'hish e nafs ki alamat he,

SUKOON khud tumhare pas chal k aaega: DILON PR HUKUMAT KESE KREN?

Farmaya, AAJZI ikhteyar kro aur AAJZI se gardan jhuka k dil me dakhil hojao......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - '' A Group Of People From My Ummah Wil

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:14 PM PDT

'' A Group Of People
From My Ummah Will
Continue To Fight In
Defense Of Truth And
Remain Triumphant Until
The Day Of Judgment ...''

(Muslim)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - "ALLAH Kitna Kareem Aur Mehrban Hai,

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:13 PM PDT

"ALLAH Kitna Kareem Aur Mehrban Hai,

Tumhari Ibadat Aur Taqwa Tumhary Chehry Sy Zahir Karta Hai,

Magar Tumhary Gunah Dosron Sy Chupata Hai.".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 3 Rishtey3 waqton mein Pehchaney jat

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:12 PM PDT

3 Rishtey3

waqton mein Pehchaney jatey Hain..!!

1. Aulaad,
Burhapey mein,

2. Bivi,
Ghurbat mein.

3. Dost, Museebat mein.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 1 Bazuragh sy kisi ny pocha "Marty w

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:11 PM PDT

1 Bazuragh sy kisi ny pocha

"Marty waqat mujay Qalma nasèéb ho ga.?

Buzurgh: Subeh jub Ankh khuly tou ALLAH ki yaad a jaye,

samaj jao k Eman salamat hy.
Warna Darood e Pak Ki kasrat rakho mout sy pehly jannat main apna maqam daikh lo gay.

INSHALLAH....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Madine K TaajDaar AAQA Alehisalam Ne Far

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 11:10 PM PDT

Madine K TaajDaar AAQA Alehisalam Ne Farmaya

"Mil Kar Khao Alag Na Khao k Barkat Jamat K Sath Hai"

>Ibne Maja Jild#4 Page#21
Hadees#3287
*Wazifa>
YA ZA'HI'RO Dewaar Per Likhdo Dewaar Nhi Giray Gi.

>Madani Panjsora Page#258 Tip>Papeta Khao Qabz Door Hogi

>Madani Panjsora Page#385....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Bohat Door Magar Bohat Paas Rehty Ho,

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:30 PM PDT

Bohat Door Magar Bohat
Paas Rehty Ho,
Ankhon Se Door Magar
Dil K Paas Rehty Ho.

Mujhe Bus Itna Bata Do...
Kya Tum Mere Bina
Udaas Rehty Ho?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya Empty In

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:27 PM PDT

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Phissal Gaya..;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend?

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:24 PM PDT

When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend?
When His Dialouge
"I Care For You"
Converts Into
"I Will Kill You If You Don't Care For Me".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - It Is Not Necessary To Share Everything

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:24 PM PDT

It Is Not Necessary To Share
Everything Between True Friends

But It Is Necessary
That What U Share Must Be True

(Shakespeare)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - In Ankho Ne Dekha Unhe Or Dil Me PANAH

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:23 PM PDT

In Ankho Ne Dekha Unhe
Or Dil Me PANAH Di...

HUmne Apni Jan Samjh Kar
Itni CHAH Di...

Jab Humne Pucha Sath DO GE
Tab...

Unho Ne Hamein Bhul Jane Ki
Salah Di...:-/....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - What Would You Get If A Cow Dances? .

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:17 PM PDT

What Would You Get If A Cow Dances?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Guidance. =P:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - 2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:17 PM PDT

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - SMS Dosto Ko Itne Kiye Ki Hum Jeet Gaye

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:16 PM PDT

SMS Dosto Ko Itne Kiye Ki
Hum Jeet Gaye Sms Ki Race
Mobile Bhi Unka
Pareshaan Hoke Kehne Laga

NO SPACE
NO SPACE
Inbox HOUSEFULL.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kagaz Pe Humne Zindagi Likh Di, Ashkon

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 10:15 PM PDT

Kagaz Pe Humne Zindagi Likh Di,
Ashkon Se Sinch Kar,Khushi Likh Di.
. . . .
Dard Jab Humne Ubhara Lafzo Pe,
Logon Ne Kaha Wah Kya Gazal Likh Di.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted by at No comments:
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)