Sunday, May 23, 2010

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Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Bewafai Mita K Aaya Hun

Posted: 23 May 2010 08:19 AM PDT

Bewafai UsKi Mita Kar Aaya Hun,,

Khat Us K Paani Main Baha Kar Aaya Hun,,

Koi Parh Na Lay Us Bewafa k wadaun Ko,

Is Liye Pani Mein Bhi Aag Laga Kar Aaya Hun.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Muje Pyar Karna Sikhao

Posted: 23 May 2010 08:17 AM PDT

Muje Pyar Karna Sikhao k Raat Kat Jaye,
Sab doriyan mitao k raat kat jaye,

Sanson ki garmi se meri pyas bujhao k raat kat jaye,
Honto ko mere honto se milao k raat kat jaye,

Muje apni aagosh m sulao k raat kat jaye,
Ye door rehna tumhara 1 azaab hai meri'jaan,
Mere paas to Aao k raat kat jaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Dil ki Chahat samaj Paya Wo

Posted: 23 May 2010 08:16 AM PDT

Na Mere Dil ki Chahat samaj Paya Wo

Na Ishq ki Shiddat samjh paya Wo

Usko paney ki Khatir jo krte rahe

Bas usey ek Shararat samjh paya wo

Uski Khatir jo Logon se jhagrey kiye

Usko Zaati Adawat samajh paya Wo

Hm ne uski Hatheli pe rakh di thi Jaan

Phir b uski Qeemat na samajh paya wo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Aap He ki Khushbo Aaye

Posted: 23 May 2010 08:02 AM PDT

Tasawur Aap ka Jo Muje Chhoo Jaaye

Meri har Saans se Aap He ki Khushbo Aaye

Yeh Kis Morr pe Laai ha Justaju Aap ki

Pani Mai Aks mera hai or Nazar Aap Aaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Nothing Greater Than Parents

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:51 AM PDT

There is Nothing Greater than Parents in This World.


So go Get Married Fast and Become Parents.

Think Different

Do Different. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Mobile Mai Wife Ka Name

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:46 AM PDT

Shadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile Me Wife Ka Name
My Love Se Save Tha

2 Maheney Bad
My Sweet Wife

1 Sal Bad
HOME

2 Sal Bad
Hitler

4 Sal Bad
Wrong Number. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Dosti Kahan Se Milti

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:42 AM PDT

Ajnabi shahar main Dosti Kahan Se Milti

Muhabbat mout hai is main zindagi kahan se milti

Jis pathar ko humne pooja wahi hum par baras para

Is se zyada dushmano ki dushmani kahan se milti

Hm doob rahe the na jane kahan tak beh gaye

In aansuon k samandar main kashti kahan se milti

Tha uske saath chand ka pehra raat bhar

Humain andheri raah main roshni kahan se milti

Log kehte hain k wo tujhe tabah kar k buhat khush hota hai

To is liye khud ko Tabha Karty Gaey warna usy Khushi Kahan Sy milti......Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - 1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:38 AM PDT

Hadees!
Tum Me Se 1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai
Aur Is Ka Gunah Nama Amaal Me Likh Dia Jata Hai,
Phr Wo Toba-o-Astaghfar Krta
To ALLAH TA'ALA use Muaf Kar Deta Hai!

Aap(S.A.W.W)Ne Yeh Irshad 2 Bar Frmaya,
Phr Frmaya K Jub Tak Tum Toba-o-Astaghfar Se Na Uktao
To ALLAH TA'ALA Muaf Karne Se Nahi Uktata."
Tibrani....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sorry SMS Jokes - Woh Kabhi Khafa Nahi Hoty

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:35 AM PDT

Jo Rehty Hain Dil Mein wo Juda Nahi Hoty,

Kuch Ehsas Lafzon Mein Bayan Nahi Hoty,

Ek Hasrat Hai Unhay Manany Ki,

Wo itny Achy Hain k Kabhi Khafa Nahi Hoty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Dosti Zindagi Hoti Hai

Posted: 23 May 2010 07:32 AM PDT

DOSTI Shayad Zindagi Hoti Hai,

Jo Har Dil may Basi Hoti Hai,

Waise to Ji Letey hai Sabhi Akele,

Phir bhi Zarurat DOST ki Har Kisi ko Hoti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Saturday, May 22, 2010

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Missing You SMS - Aapko Itna Yaad Na karen

Posted: 22 May 2010 07:13 AM PDT

Umar ki Raah mai Raste Badal Jate Hen

Waqt ki Aandhi me Insan Badal Jate Hen

Sochte hen Aapko Itna Yaad Na karen

LEKIN Ankh Band Karte hi Irade Badal jate Hen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai

Posted: 22 May 2010 07:11 AM PDT

Select 1 No Then I'll Tell You K
Aapka Mind Kis Qisam ka Hai.
Reply Must.plz
020, 120, 244, 264,
557, 302, 309, 900,

Answer:
(It's Really True)
020:Irritating Mind
120:Cool Mind
244:Clever Mind
264:Romantic Mind
557:Loving Mind
302:Duffer Mind
309:Lazy Mind
900:Soft Mind....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Aam Aa Gaye Hain

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:58 AM PDT

News alert:
Gulistan-e-Johar,
Landhi, Malir, Gulberg Aur Sohrab Goth ki Markets Main...

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"Aam Aa Gaye Hain"
>HAPPY MANGO SESSION<....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Dono Sawalon ka Jawab

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:45 AM PDT

Challange For You.
Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy
Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye.

1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni?
2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya?
Qameez ka _____ nahi tha,
Gosht ____ nahi tha.

1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya?
2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda?
Parda ____ nahi tha,
Murga ____ nahi tha.

1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya?
2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi?
Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi,
Kahani ____ Nahi thi.

Reply Fast.


Answers:
1.Gala
2.Kata
3.Poori....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapka Couple Kesa Hoga

Posted: 22 May 2010 06:30 AM PDT

Chose color combination I will tel You Aapka Couple Kesa Hoga,

Green+white
Orange+yelow
Red+black
Pink+white
Blue+aqua
Purple+mahron

Reply Must.

Green+wite=compromizing cupl

Orange+yelow=paindu cupl

Red+black=hot n romntc cupl.

Pink+white=loving cupl

Blue+aqua=sweet cuple

Purple+maron=jagralu cupl....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Buraai Hotey Dekhen To

Posted: 22 May 2010 05:52 AM PDT

RASOOLULLAH (Sallallaho Alaihey Wa Sallam) Ne Farmaya,
"Jab Log Buraai Hotey Hoey Dekh Lain
Or Usey Badalney (Rokney) Ki Koshish Na Karen
To Qareeb Hai K ALLAH Unhen Apney Azaab Ki Girift (Pakar) Me Le Ley."

(Abu Da'od Hadith# 4338
Tirmizi Hadith# 2178)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mujhay Chhor Kar Na Jana

Posted: 22 May 2010 05:40 AM PDT

QASAM

Bari Chaah Hai Dil ko Tumhay Paanay Ki,

Tumhay Apna k Tumhara ho Janay ki,

Meri Zaat k Reshay Reshay Mein Bikhar Jaye,

Bohat Haseen Hai Adaa Tumhray Muskuranay Ki,

Pass Betho Haath Mera Thaam lo Or QASAM Uthao,

Mujhay Chhor Kar Kabhi na Janay Ki.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Allah Kahan Rahta Hai?

Posted: 22 May 2010 04:36 AM PDT

Log Hain Khoj Main, Allah Kahan Rahta Hai,
Qalb e Momin Main Wo Har Aan Nehaan Rahta Hai.

Torh Kar Dekh le Khud apne hi 'dill' ko Aye Dost,
Aap Dekhe Ga k Allah d_l_l l Yahan Rahta Hai.

Chalen dill khol k Dekhte Hain.
dill
d_ill
d_i_ll
d_i_l l

Kahiye ALLAH Nazar Aaya?
Taalib e Dua:....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mohabbt ki Shuraat Hoti Hai

Posted: 22 May 2010 03:32 AM PDT

Lab Khamosh Hai Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai.

Aise he Mohabbt ki Shuraat Hoti Hai.

Tere he Khayalon main Khoye Rehty Hain Hum.

Pata nahi Kab Din Aur Kab Raat Hoti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - New Tone Download Karen

Posted: 22 May 2010 02:29 AM PDT

Dear Customer:

Is Month New Tone Download Karen


Or Wo Bhi




Free
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Friday, May 21, 2010

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Urdu Text Insults - Aap Ko Kya Takleef Hai?

Posted: 21 May 2010 09:00 AM PDT

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hours!

After 16890 Minutes!

After 1015200 Seconds!

Sab Log.

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Jo Bhi Karen,
Aap Ko Kya Takleef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Posted: 21 May 2010 08:58 AM PDT

Girl: Kiya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho?

Boy: Haan Hon.

Girl: To Phir Mujhe 1000 ka Easyload Bhej Do.

Boy: Main Tumhara Aashiq Hon Ufone Waloon Ka Damaad Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - 2 Chehre Nahi Bhol Pata

Posted: 21 May 2010 08:37 AM PDT

Insan Zindagi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nahi Bhol Pata.

1: Wo jo Mushkil Tareen Halaat Mai Sath Dey.

2: Dusra Wo Jo Aise Halaat Mai Sath Chhor Haye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Ki Labde Pay O?

Posted: 21 May 2010 07:56 AM PDT

Allah Waleyo

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Ki Labde Pay O? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda

Posted: 21 May 2010 06:54 AM PDT

Ek Sardar Ne Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda.
Aur us Mein ja k Beth Kar Kuch Sochne Laga.

2nd Sardar: Aye ki ho Riya Aye Paa G.

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1st Sardar: Doongyaan Sochaan.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - ABBU Naraz Ho Gaye

Posted: 21 May 2010 05:54 AM PDT

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day"
Shoro Ho Jayega.




Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Africa Mai PPP Ki Hukomat

Posted: 21 May 2010 02:04 AM PDT

Teacher: Africa Mein Aise Mulk Bhi Hain

K Wahan Khane Peene Ka Kuch Nahi,

Bijli Gas Oil Bhi Nahi.

Pehenne Ke Kapre Bhi Nahi Hain.

Bacha: Sir Kya Wahan Bhi

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PPP Ki Hukomat Hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Shortest Proposal from Boy

Posted: 21 May 2010 01:53 AM PDT

Shortcut Propose

Boy: Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hon?

Girl: Kyon?


Boy: Ek Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Teacher Aa rahay Hain

Posted: 21 May 2010 01:40 AM PDT

Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
Tm Chhup Jaao.




Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Rat Jagay Barhaa Liye

Posted: 21 May 2010 12:36 AM PDT

Rat Jagay Barhaa Liye Isi Hisaab Main Hum Ne,



Mohabbat Tum Ko Hai? Nahi Hai? Thi? Nahi Thi?....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

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Urdu Poetry SMS - Sath Rehne Ka Wada

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:22 AM PDT

Na Karo Wada Sath Rehne Ka


Maine Saanso Ko Bhi Dekha Hai Juda Hotay Huye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Mushairy Main Gaya

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:18 AM PDT

1st Pathan: Mai Kal Mushaery Mai Gaya
To Logo ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Dia.

2nd: Wo Q?

1st: Shaer ka Nam Hayat Tha
Aur Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha.
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa

Posted: 20 May 2010 07:05 AM PDT

Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.

Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,

Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,

Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.

Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:

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Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:31 AM PDT

Hamesha Log Password Wo Rakhte Hain Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolen,


16646

Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?

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Saeed Ajmal. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - Universal Msg For Girls

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:29 AM PDT

Universal Msg For Every Girl:

"Kisi Bhi Khoobsurat Larki Ko Dekh
Kar Jealous Na Ho.
Balkay Ye Socho K Agar Ye Itni Pyari Hai
To
Iska Bhai Kitna Pyara Hoga." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao

Posted: 20 May 2010 06:07 AM PDT

It Is A Challenge For You.

Aap Kabhi Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte.

Himmat Hai To Kar K Dikhao.

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Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The Value of Life

Posted: 20 May 2010 05:12 AM PDT

A Strange Reality:

The Value of Life Increases only After it is Lost!

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Want Proof?

Alive Chicken
Rs.160/-
Chicken Tandoori
Rs.480/- :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Dost Dil se SMS Karega

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:54 AM PDT

Ek Darwaish Kehta Tha K
Ek Zamana Aayega K
Ek Dost Dosre ko Dil se SMS Karega


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Dosra Kanjoos Bas Parh Kar Muskurayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:46 AM PDT

Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - When Forgotten By Dears

Posted: 20 May 2010 04:44 AM PDT

We Don't Die...

When Death Comes to Us.....

But We Die When We are Forgotten by our Own Dears.....

{Shakespeare}.......Read More SMS/Jokes
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

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Rainy Day / Barish SMS - Ghazal on Barish / Rainy Day

Posted: 18 May 2010 12:56 PM PDT

Ghazal on Baarish

Aaj Halki Halki Baarish hai,
Aur Sard hawa ka Raqs Bhi hai,

Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray Hain,
Aur in main Tumhara Aks Bhi hai,

Aaj Badal kalay Gehray hain,
Aur Chand pe Lakhon Pehray hain,

Kuch Tukray Tumhari Yaadon Kay,
Bari Dair se Dil main Thehray Hain,

Aaj Yaad Bohat Tum Aatay ho,
Aaj Yaad Bohat Tum Aatay ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati

Posted: 18 May 2010 12:50 PM PDT

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa

Posted: 18 May 2010 10:44 AM PDT

Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya.

Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Aur Kaha:


Arz Hai

Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wohi Milega.


HandsUp, Apni Jaga Se Koi Nahi Hilega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Mere Liye Kyon Paan Le Rahy Ho?

Posted: 18 May 2010 09:40 AM PDT

Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo...

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Dulhan Ko Kyon Sajaty Hain?

Posted: 18 May 2010 08:27 AM PDT

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I'll Tell You...

MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Load Shedding SMS - Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:52 AM PDT

Ab To Bijli Bhi Aati Hai Doctor Ki Medicine Ki Tarah Faraz...

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Aik Subah

Aik Dopehar

Aur Aik Ghanta Sham. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Continuing To Fill A Pail After

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:39 AM PDT

TODAY'S THOUGHT

Continuing To Fill A Pail After
It Is Full, Water Will Be Wasted

Continuing To Grind An Axe After It
Is Sharp Will Wear It Away

Excess Of Light Blinds The Eye

Excess Of Sound Deafens The Ear

Excess Of Sweet Deadens The Taste

Too Much Is Always A Curse

Most Of All In Wealth.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Yaad Aa Gaya Mike Hussey

Posted: 18 May 2010 07:15 AM PDT

Subah Nasthay Main Jab Pee Raha Thandi Thandi Lassi.



Yaad Aa Gaya KUTTEY DA PUTTAR MIKE HUSSEY........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Labon ki Sarsarahat Se

Posted: 18 May 2010 06:51 AM PDT

Labon ki Sarsarahat Se
Badan K Choor Hony Tak

Main Tujh Ko Is Tarah Chahon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Khataon Par Khata'ain Hoon
Na Ho Kuchh Baat Kehny Ko

Main Tujh Mein Yoon Sama Jaon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Na Himmat Tujh Mein Ho Baqi
Na Himmat Mujh Mein Ho Baqi

Magar Itna Qareeb Aaon
Keh Meri Saans Ruk Jay

Tere Honton Pe Jab Rakhon
Main Apny Hont Kuchh Aisy

Ya Teri Piyaas Bujh Jay
"YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYE !....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - What Type of Brain You Got

Posted: 18 May 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Select One Number Then
I'll Tell You Aapka Dimag Kis Tarah Ka Hai.

A , B , C, D , M , N , R , U , Y, Z

Answer:
Scan Report Ke Mutabik Aapke Dimagh Mai Keeray Hain,

Kyo K Aapko Numbers Aur Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nahi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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