Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre

Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey, Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
.
.
.
"UNDERWEAR" Colorful pehna karo.

Ek dafa ek lrka apni

Ek dafa ek lrka apni
Girl friend ko ghar le aya, Ghar koe b nhe thaa, dono ekele the
Kuch der baato k bad larke ne larki ka hath pakra aur Apne bedroom mei le aya.
Larki ne black net k kpre pehne the
Larke ne usay bed pe letaya aur sath let gya
Us ke kmar pe hath rkha
.
.
Agre aagy sun ni hy tu
50 rupe ka
ezload krwa do ;)

Sperm Test

An 85 year old man went for a Sperm Test.
Dr. ne SPERM test k lye OLD MAN ko bottle de.

Next day
OLD MAN
"Mai ne try kya, BV ne left aur right hand se try kya,
Bahu ne dono hathon se aur mun se try kya,
Parosan aur uski beti ne bhi try kya."

Per bottle nahi khul saki.

Think Positively.

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend

Ek Rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.

GirlFrind: Yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.

Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Agar moqa mila to

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??



Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai.

Evry thng is boring

Evry thng is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
"get well soon"
and join us back.

Yar muje Major Rohail ne

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Arrange the Numbers

Arrange the Numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so that they sum up to 100.

You Can use only + and -











ANSWER:
0 + 123 - 4 - 5 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100

Aaj BV ne bohat mara

Sardar: Aaj BV ne bohat mara.

Major Rohail:Kyu?

Sardar: I was kissing Katrena.

Major Rohail: Wow Katrena Kaif?

Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

Sardar walking at night

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar hai...


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parra... :-)

Humain afsos hai k

Doctor to Memon Child's Father: Humain afsos hai k aap ke bachay ki taang katni paray gi...

Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.

Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata...