Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Birthday SMS - Tumhari Salgirah Yaad Aai

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 09:05 AM PDT

Tumhari Salgirah Jab Se Mujh ko Yaad Aai
Tabhi Se Soch Rahi Hon k Tumhen Kya Paish Karon?

Koi Sapna, Koi Wada, Koi Khushbu, Koi Phool
Ya Tumhen Dil Se Nikalti ye Dua Paish Karon

Tumhary Paaon Sada Manzilon ki Raah Chalen
Sarab ka Tumhari Raah Se Guzar Bhi Na Ho

Tumhary Haath Barhen, Kamyabi ko Chho Len
Kisi Nakami ka Tumhari han Zikr B Na Ho

Tumhari Aankhon Main Umeed k Taary Chamken
Mayosiyon Main koi Roz-o-Shab Basar Bhi Na Ho

Tujhe Urooj He Itna Mily Ay Jaan-e-Aziz!
K Tumhen Phir kisi Zawal ki Fikar Bhi Na Ho.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Challange! 100 ka Change Lya

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 08:00 AM PDT

Challange!

Ek Banday Ne 100 ka Change Liya,
Shop Keeper ne 21 Note Diye.

Mujhe ye Batao k Shop Keeper ne

1,2,5,10,50 k Kitne Kitne Note Diye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Har Pal Tera Sath Manga

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 07:02 AM PDT

Tarasti Nazron Ne Har Pal Tera Sath Manga,

Jaise Aasman ne Har Raat Chand Manga'

Rooth Gaya Sara Zamana Hum Se

Jab Hum ne har DUA Mein Tera Sath Manga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Clever vs Wise

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 06:08 AM PDT

Yesterday I was Clever,

So I wanted to Change the World,

But Today I am Wise,

So I am Changing Myself.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Bewafa SMS / Shayari - Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 05:57 AM PDT

Us k Chehry Per is Qadar Noor Tha

K Us ki Yaad Mein Rona bhi Manzoor Tha

Bewafa B Nahi keh Sakty us ko Faraz

Pyar to ham ne Kia Hai Woh to Bekasoor Tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Pagal BV or Purana TV

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 03:55 AM PDT

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - Khud Par Itna Naaz Hai

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 02:54 AM PDT

Unhain Jo Khud Par Itna Naaz Hai To Aisa Kuch Ghalat Bhi Nahi


K Jis Ko Hum Chahein, Woh Kyon Na Khud Par Naaz Karey.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Hum Larkay Walay Hain

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 01:44 AM PDT

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.






Kyon K

Hum Larkay Walay Hain. :-)

GEO Shoaib Malik....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Simply Seven Questions

Posted: 31 Mar 2010 12:50 AM PDT

=MY SIMPLY SEVEN QUESTIONS=


1. My first impression on you was?
A:
2. Best thing in my nature?
A:
3. I Look Best When?
A:
4. Any Advise for Me?
A:
5. Define me in One Word?
A:
6. Any Similarity between You and Me?
A:
7. My Bad habit?
A:
Please Reply.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 11:41 PM PDT

Ye Keh Kar India Ne Pakistan Ka Paani Khol Diya Faraz...






K Hum Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani Nahi Peetay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Sorry SMS Jokes - Ye Dil Torrna Nahi

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 08:51 AM PDT

Is Suhanay Rastay Main Kabhi Apni Rah Morrna Nahi.

Hath Main Hath Rakhna, Ye Hath Kabhi Chhorna Nahi.

Ho Jaye Jo Kabhi Koi Ghalti Mujhse.

To Naraz Ho Kar Kabhi Ye Dil Torrna Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Missing You SMS - Apno Ko Bhulany Ka Andaz

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 07:49 AM PDT

Har Aib Sahi Mujh Main Magar Aaj Bhi Mujhko.



Apnon Ko Bhula Denay Ka Andaz Nahi Aaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Hardness of Tongue

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 06:46 AM PDT

A Message For All:

Allah Doesn't like the Hardness of Tongue.
That is Why He made it Boneless.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Muhabbat Main Ujarr Kar Bhi

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 05:38 AM PDT

Haseen Aankhon Ko Parhne Ka Abhi Tak Shoq Hai Mujhko Faraz.


Muhabbat Main Ujarr Kar Bhi Meri Aadat Nahi Badli.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe To

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 04:35 AM PDT

Woh Mil Jaye Mujhe To Youn Samjhon Ga Mohsin!



Ailaan-e-Jannat Ho Jaise Kisi Gunahgaar K Liye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Brazier Mai Paise Nahi Rakhti

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 03:32 AM PDT

Teacher: Quaid-e-Azam Har Note Main Muskuraty Kyon Rehte Hain?

Dollar Pe To Lincoln Nahi Hansta.



Pappu: Sir! America Ki Aurtain Apne Brazier Main Paise Nahi Rakhtin. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - People Don't Follow Religion

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 02:35 AM PDT

Amazing Truth:

People Fight For Religion,
Die for Religion.
But Don't Follow Religion.


Strange But True.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Rickshaw Main Kaka Ho Raha Hai

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 01:28 AM PDT

Arz Kya Hai.

Faakay Pe Faaka Ho Raha Hai.

Dhamakay Pe Dhamakay Ho Raha Hai.

Hukumat Kar Rahi Hai Mansooba Bandi.

Phir Bhi Rickshaw Main Kaka Ho Raha Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Chootar Goray Karne

Posted: 30 Mar 2010 12:26 AM PDT

Chootar Goray Karne K 3 Tareeqay.






Mujhe Pata Tha Tu Zaroor Parhega.

Kalay Chootar Walay. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Sania Mirza Weds Shoib Malik

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 11:22 PM PDT

IPL Ne 11 Pakistani Players Reject Kiye Thay Yaar.

Sania Mirza Ne Poray India K Jawano Ko Reject Kar Diya.

Aur Shoib Malik Pakistani Cricketer Ko
Apna Jeewan Sathi Bananay Ka Faisla Kya Hai.

Proud To Be Pakistani.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Monday, March 29, 2010

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Text Insults - I Saw Dream Last Night

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 10:59 AM PDT

I Saw a Dream Last Night.

Only U & Me.


U Were looking so Innocent,
U Know Why?
B'coz


I was Eating Ice-cream & You were Saying:
Waekh Ley 1 Chak Maran Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Some Un-refusable Facts

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 09:55 AM PDT

Some Un-refusable Facts.

Today We've bigger houses but Small Families.

More degrees but Less Common Sense.

Advanced Medicines but Poor Health.

Touched Moon but no Contact with Neighbor.

High Income but less Peace of Mind.

BECAUSE!
WE BELIEVE IN ALLAH BUT NOT OBEY ALLAH.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 08:51 AM PDT

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena


FARAZ!!!


Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 07:50 AM PDT

Us ki Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon

Faraz...



Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen hi Nahi Chortin!

<(';')>
( )
/ \
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Teri Gali Main Aana Chor Diya

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 06:47 AM PDT

Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai


FARAZZZ



Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tumhara Hath Kaisay Thaamon

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 05:29 AM PDT

Gham Sunane k liye Tumhara Hath Kaisay Thaamon Faraz?


Tumhain to Apne Chootar Khujane Se Fursat Nahi Milti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Biwi Raat ko Sonay Se Pehle

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 04:45 AM PDT

Karachi ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hai
Jiska Naam Her Biwi Raat ko Sonay Se Pehle Leti Hai?




Nahin pata!!




Aray
"DAAL-MIYAA" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - According To You

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 04:27 AM PDT

According To You:

1. Meray Ander Sab Se Acha Kya Hai____?
Ikhlaq, Face, Talking Power.

2. Meri Ander Sab Se Bura Kya Hai____?
Gussa, Surat, Rudness.

3. Mujhe Life Partner Kaisa Milna Chaiye____?
Simple, Active, Funny, Loving, Beautiful.

4. Agar Mujhe Aap k Sath 1 Din Kahin janay ka Mauqa Miley
to Kahan jana Chaiye____?
Sea View, Hotel, Long Drive.

5. Meri Life Mai Sab Se Important kya Hona Chahiye____?
Paisa, Freind, Izzat, Pyar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Girlfriend is Your Left Hand

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 03:43 AM PDT

Joke of the Day:

Your Girlfriend is Your Left Hand...

But

If you Don't have Girlfriend Then your Left Hand is Your Girlfriend.

Baaqi Samajhdar Ho, Ishara Kaafi Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Ye Jo Dil Hota Hai Na

Posted: 29 Mar 2010 02:38 AM PDT

Ye Jo Dil Hota Hai Na

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Ye Taqreeban Sab K Khabbay Paasay He Hota Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Urdu Love SMS - Main Khud Mein Doob Jata Hon

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:41 PM PDT

Nahi Hota Kabhi Jo Rabta Us Se Mera Mohsin

Main Khud Mein Doob Jata Hon

Wo Mujh Ko Mujh Mein Milta Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mujhe Us Se Muhabbat Hai

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:37 PM PDT

Wohi Takraar Lafzon ki,
Wohi Andeshey Furqat K,

Wohi Anjaan si Dastak,
Wohi har Baat pe Ranjesh,

Wohi har bat pe Larna,
Wohi apni Kitaabon mai Gulabi Titliyan Rakhna,

Wohi bey Matlab Baaton mai
Unka Zikr le aana,

Wohi Muskan dheemi si,
Wohi kuch Bolti Aankhey,

Wohi chup chap sa Lehja,
Wohi Bechain si Hulchal,

Wohi kehney se kuch Darna,
Wohi Saaye se Ghabrana.

Sabhi Aksar Ye Kehte Hain
"MUJHEY US SE MOHABBAT HAI"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Dunya K Gham Apni Jaga

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:33 PM PDT

Tera Gham Apni Jaga Dunya K Gham Apni Jaga,
Phir Bhi Apne Ehad Par Qaim Hum Apni Jaga.

Kya Karen Yeh Dil Kisi Ki Na-Saha Sunta Nahi,
Aap Ne Jo Kuch Kaha Aye Muhatram, Apni Jaga.

Hum Moajjid Hain Buto'n K Poojney Wale Nahi,
Par Khuda Lagti Kahin To Woh Sanam Apni Jaga.

Mehfil-e-Janaan Ho, Maqtal Ho K Mai-Khana Faraz,
Jis Jaga Jayen Bana Lete Hain Hum Apni Jaga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Woh Jo Aa Jate The

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:33 PM PDT

Woh Jo Aa Jate The Aankhon Me Sitaare Le Kar,
Jane Kis Dais Gaye Khwaab Humare Le Kar.

Chaaon Me Bethne Wale Hi To Sab Se Pehle,
Pair Girta Hai To Aa Jate Hain Aaray Le Kar.

Woh Jo Aasooda Saahil Hain Unhein Kya Maloom,
Ab K Moj Aye To Palte Gi Kinaare Le Kar.

Naqad-e-Jaan Sirf Hua Kulfat-e-Hasti Me Faraz,
Ab Jo Zinda Hain To Kuch Saans Udharey Le Kar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Sania Mirza Started Playing

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:30 PM PDT

Sania Mirza Started Playing at the Age of 6.

After that...

Everything in her life changed...

Except.




The Size of Her Skirt. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ye To Hai He Badtamiz

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:25 PM PDT

Father: Jao Beta Mery Liye 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao.

Beta: Nahi Abbu Mai Nahi Jaskta, Mai Game Khel Raha Hon.

Dosra Beta: Chorye Abbu Ye To Hai He Badtamiz

Aap Khud Ja k Pani Pi Len.

Aur Mere Liye Bhi 1 Glass Le Aayen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Kis Tarah Mita Sakon Ga

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 12:20 PM PDT

Main Kis Tarah Mita Sakon Ga Us Ka Naam Dil Se Faraz,

Jo

Mere Labon Pe Saja Hai Ek DUA Ki Tarah.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Important Person in Your Life

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 11:16 AM PDT

I Don't Know That If I'm Important Person in Your Life or Not.

But

I Just hope That When I'll Die

For a Moment You'll have Tears in Your Eyes.

And You'll Say!

"UTH JAO NA"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Phool Juda Juda Magar

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 10:08 AM PDT

Phool Juda Juda Magar.

Khushbu Juda Nahi.

HUM, AAP Juda Juda Magar

DIL Juda Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Life Is a Revolving Wheel

Posted: 28 Mar 2010 09:04 AM PDT

Life Is a Revolving Wheel.

Help Those Who Are In The Lower Half.

Because In The Next Turn You Will Need Their Help.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Student SMS Jokes - S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam - Correct Paper

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 12:50 PM PDT

S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam 100% Correct Paper:

Q1. Burha Apnay Mazi pe Kyun Afsoos Kar Raha Tha,
Kya Us ko Bhi Admit Card Nahi Mila Tha?

Q2. Tauseef K Khuab Main Usay Kon sa Question Paper Nazar Aaya Tha?
Kya Woh Paper Laga Tha?

Q3. Touseef Parha Likha Kasay Tha?
Kia Us ne Matric ke Papers Admit Card ke Baghair Diye Thy?

Q4. Mehmood Ghznavi ne Board Office Per Hamla Q Nahe Kia?

Q5. Baniye ne Khan Sahab Per Degree q Karwai?
Matric ka Certificate q Nahi Karwaya?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Paper Le Kar Bhag Jata Hai

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 11:44 AM PDT

Paper Cancel Hony Ka Batata Hon Tumhain Raaz.

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Kyon K Board Ka Paper Le Kar Bhag Jata Hai Faraz. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - April Fool Mana Liya

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 10:53 AM PDT

Barray Armaan Se Paper Denay Nikle Thay Faraz...

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Board Walon Ne, 1st April Se Pehle He, April Fool Mana Liya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Usy Tanha Nahi Karty

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 07:29 AM PDT

Kisi ki Aas ban Kar Phir,
Usy Tanha Nahi Karty.

Bhala Kitni bhi Mushkil Ho,
Magar Aesa Nahi Karty.

Muhabbat Mai Shikayat Ka,
Kahan Dastoor Hota Hai.

Gila kar k Muhabat ko,
Kabhi Ruswa Nahi Karty.

Wafaen to Haqiqat Main,
Bari Anmol Hoti Hain.

Kabi Apni Wafaon Ka,
Sila Manga Nahi Karty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Pyar Ka Izhaar Zaruri Nahi

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 07:23 AM PDT

Dil k Lut jane ka Izhaar Zaruri to Nahi,
Ye Tamasha Sar-e-Bazar Zaruri to Nahi!

Mujhe Tha ishq Teri Rooh se or ab Bhi Hai,
Jism Se ho koi Sarokar Zaruri to Nahi!

Me Tujhe Toot k chahoon to Meri Fitrat Hai,
Tu Bhi ho Mera Talabgar Zaruri to Nahi!

Aye Sitam gar Zara Jhank Meri Ankhon Mai,
Zuban Se Pyar ka Izhaar Zaruri to Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 06:19 AM PDT

Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna Acha Nahi Lagta

Tujhe Daikha Hai Jab Se Doosra Acha Nahi Lagta,

Teri Ankhon Main Jab Se Main Ne Apna Aks Daikha Hai,

Mere Chehrey Ko Koi Aaina Acha Nahi Lagta,

Tery Baary Main Din Bhar Sochta Rehta Hon Main Lekin

Tere Baary Main Sab Say Pochna Acha Nahi Lagta,

Yahan Ehl_e_Muhbbat Umar Bhar Barbad Rehty Hain

Ye Darya Hai Isay Kacha Gehra Acha Nhe Lagta,

Main Ab Chahat Ki Us Manzil Pe Aa Pohncha Hon

Teri Jaanib Kisi ka Dekhna Acha Nahi Lagta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Zindagi b Sanwaar Day

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 05:16 AM PDT

Us Se Kaho Mere Wajood Mai Wafa ki Roshni Utaar Dy,

Phir itna Pyar Day k Mujhy Chahaton Mai Maar day,

Bohat Udaas tha...! So utth k Tere Paas Aa Gaya,

Kuch Aisi Baat kar jo Dil ko Qaraar dy,

Suna hai Teri ik Nazar Sanwaarti hai Zindagi,

Jo ho Sakay to Aaj Meri Zindagi b Sanwaar Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Dil Bhi Aye Dard

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 04:13 AM PDT

Dil Bhi Aye Dard* Qatra-e-Khoon Tha,
Ansu'on Me Kahin Gira Hoga.

Dil Zamane K Hath Se Saalim,
Koi Hoga? K Reh Gaya Hoga.

Dil K Phir Zakham Taaza Hote Hain,
Kahin Ghuncha Koi Khila Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Humein Bhi Apna Bana Lo

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 03:12 AM PDT

Rishte Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo.

K Us K Dil K Saare Gum Chura Lo.

Itna Asar Chhor Do Kisi Per Apna.

K Her Koi Kahe Humein Bhi Apna Bana Lo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hum Se Jiya Nahi Jata

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:07 AM PDT

Agar Wo Wajah Na Pochay Tu Ik Baat Kahon Wasi


Us K Bin Ab Hum Se Jiya Nahi Jata.....Read More SMS/Jokes