Monday, March 22, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Punjabi Funny SMS - Koi Rishta Lab Laiye

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 07:02 AM PDT

The Best and Amazing Part of Life is...
When Your Parents Says

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Parhna Tay Tu Hain Nai,

Chal Hun Tere Wastay Koi Rishta Lab Laiye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - DEFENCE Mai Bangla Kharedo

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 06:59 AM PDT

Ab Aap Aaram Se DEFENCE Mai 1 Bangla Khareed Sakte Hain

Apne Lye 1 MERCEDES CAR

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DUBAI Me Shoping B Kar Saktay Hain
Kyo K

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PETROL Mai
64 Paise Jo Kam Ho Gaye Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Nanga Kar K Khate Hain

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 05:57 AM PDT

Ek Baar 3 Fruits Mein Aapas Mein Baat Cheet Hoti Hai.

Apple: Mujhe To Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khaate Hain.

Amrood: Tujhe Kya Mujhe Bhi Sab Dho K
Aur Kaat Ke Khate Hain.


Apple Chup Chaap Baithe Banana Se Kehta Hai:
Tu Chup Kyu Hai?

Banana: Main Kya Kahon Mujhe To Batate Hue Bhi Sharam Aati Hai,
Mujhe To Sab Log Nanga Kar K Khate Hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Zati CNG Station Banaen

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 04:55 AM PDT

Tip of The Day:


3 Mooli k Parathy

2 Gobhi k Parathy

1 Plate Maash ki Daal

Aur

1 Pyala Ublay Huye Chaney

Ek Saath khayen


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Apna Zaati

CNG STATION BANAAYEN. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Na Parhne Wali Beemari

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 03:54 AM PDT

Kya Aap ko Pata Hai?

Books Samney Rakh kar Bhi

Na Parh pane Wali Beemari ka Naam Kya Hai?

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'Mobile' :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Aapki Zahanat ka Imtehan

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 02:53 AM PDT

Challenge For You!

Misar K Ilawa Dunya k 3 Aise Mumalik k Naam Batain.

Jin ko Urdu Main Likhty waqat Qalam utana Nahi Parta.

=Reply me Must

Ab Aapki Zahanat ka Imtehan Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Raat ko Khana Nahi Khatay

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 01:50 AM PDT

Woh Log jo Raat ko Khaana Nahi Khaatay FARAZ!!

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Unhay Subah Uth'tay hi Potty Nahi Aati. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Umeed Par Beemar Parra Hon

Posted: 22 Mar 2010 12:48 AM PDT

Is Umeed Par Beemar Parra Hon Faraz...

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K Shayad Kisi Shaam Koi Fruit Le Kar Aa Jaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Woh Larka Mujhe Pasnd Hai

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 11:47 PM PDT

Pathan ki Beti ko 1 Larka Pasand Aa Gaya.

Pathan Pareshan ho k Bola:
Tumhari Shadi Us Se Nahi ho Sakti.

Beti: Q Papa?

Pathan: Q K Woh Larka Mujhay bhi Buhat Pasand Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - B.V ko Goli Maar di

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 10:45 PM PDT

Pathan ko Us K Baap Ne Shadi k Mau'qay par Gun di Aur kaha:

Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.

Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...

Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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