Monday, March 15, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Sardar Ji SMS - Sardar Made Double Century

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 11:44 AM PDT

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 09:41 AM PDT

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Trust Everyone Till End

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 08:14 AM PDT

If You Trust Someone,
Trust Till End;
Whatever The Result May Be.


In The End
Either You'll have a Very Good Friend.

Or

A Very Good Lesson.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Give Me Seat I'm Pregnant

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 07:11 AM PDT

1 Larki Bus Main:

Please Give Me Seat, I'm Pregnant.


Boy: Par Aap Lagti To Nahi....

Larki: Lagongi Kaise,

Abhi 1 Ghante Pehle He To Hui Hon. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Life is Like a Radio

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 06:22 AM PDT

Life is Not an MP3 Player.

To Listen Your Favorite Songs.

Its a Radio.

You Must

Adjust

Yourself to Enjoy.

Whatever comes in it.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - DOSTI Main 5 Cheezen

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 06:06 AM PDT

DOSTI Main 5 Cheezen Sath Hoti Hain.

1. Dua aur Dil.

2. Wada aur Wafa.

3. Sachai aur Sath.

4. Tahaffuz aur Tasalli.

5. Yaad Aur Yaqeen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 04:02 AM PDT

Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha.

Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen.

To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur Kehne Laga.


Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - 2010 Ki Mushkil Paheli

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 02:59 AM PDT

2010 Ka Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Raat Ko Sonay Nahi Dega.

Aik Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?

Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,

Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain.

Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha.

Challenge For You and All Your Friends.

Answer: 9:50....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Meri Hasti Bhi Teri Mohtaaj

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 01:55 AM PDT

Meri Hasti Bhi Jaise Teri,

Mohtaaj Ban Gai Ho Mohsin.


Raat Tujhe Yaad Kar K Sona.

Subah Teri Yaad K Sung Uthna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Great Motivational Phrase

Posted: 15 Mar 2010 12:52 AM PDT

Great Motivational Phrase:

I know I'm Something,
Because Go doesn't Create Garbage.


Words written on the Entrance of
An American University.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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