Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Student SMS Jokes - S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam - Correct Paper

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 12:50 PM PDT

S.S.C Part II Urdu Exam 100% Correct Paper:

Q1. Burha Apnay Mazi pe Kyun Afsoos Kar Raha Tha,
Kya Us ko Bhi Admit Card Nahi Mila Tha?

Q2. Tauseef K Khuab Main Usay Kon sa Question Paper Nazar Aaya Tha?
Kya Woh Paper Laga Tha?

Q3. Touseef Parha Likha Kasay Tha?
Kia Us ne Matric ke Papers Admit Card ke Baghair Diye Thy?

Q4. Mehmood Ghznavi ne Board Office Per Hamla Q Nahe Kia?

Q5. Baniye ne Khan Sahab Per Degree q Karwai?
Matric ka Certificate q Nahi Karwaya?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Paper Le Kar Bhag Jata Hai

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 11:44 AM PDT

Paper Cancel Hony Ka Batata Hon Tumhain Raaz.

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Kyon K Board Ka Paper Le Kar Bhag Jata Hai Faraz. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - April Fool Mana Liya

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 10:53 AM PDT

Barray Armaan Se Paper Denay Nikle Thay Faraz...

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Board Walon Ne, 1st April Se Pehle He, April Fool Mana Liya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Usy Tanha Nahi Karty

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 07:29 AM PDT

Kisi ki Aas ban Kar Phir,
Usy Tanha Nahi Karty.

Bhala Kitni bhi Mushkil Ho,
Magar Aesa Nahi Karty.

Muhabbat Mai Shikayat Ka,
Kahan Dastoor Hota Hai.

Gila kar k Muhabat ko,
Kabhi Ruswa Nahi Karty.

Wafaen to Haqiqat Main,
Bari Anmol Hoti Hain.

Kabi Apni Wafaon Ka,
Sila Manga Nahi Karty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Pyar Ka Izhaar Zaruri Nahi

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 07:23 AM PDT

Dil k Lut jane ka Izhaar Zaruri to Nahi,
Ye Tamasha Sar-e-Bazar Zaruri to Nahi!

Mujhe Tha ishq Teri Rooh se or ab Bhi Hai,
Jism Se ho koi Sarokar Zaruri to Nahi!

Me Tujhe Toot k chahoon to Meri Fitrat Hai,
Tu Bhi ho Mera Talabgar Zaruri to Nahi!

Aye Sitam gar Zara Jhank Meri Ankhon Mai,
Zuban Se Pyar ka Izhaar Zaruri to Nahi.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 06:19 AM PDT

Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna Acha Nahi Lagta

Tujhe Daikha Hai Jab Se Doosra Acha Nahi Lagta,

Teri Ankhon Main Jab Se Main Ne Apna Aks Daikha Hai,

Mere Chehrey Ko Koi Aaina Acha Nahi Lagta,

Tery Baary Main Din Bhar Sochta Rehta Hon Main Lekin

Tere Baary Main Sab Say Pochna Acha Nahi Lagta,

Yahan Ehl_e_Muhbbat Umar Bhar Barbad Rehty Hain

Ye Darya Hai Isay Kacha Gehra Acha Nhe Lagta,

Main Ab Chahat Ki Us Manzil Pe Aa Pohncha Hon

Teri Jaanib Kisi ka Dekhna Acha Nahi Lagta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Zindagi b Sanwaar Day

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 05:16 AM PDT

Us Se Kaho Mere Wajood Mai Wafa ki Roshni Utaar Dy,

Phir itna Pyar Day k Mujhy Chahaton Mai Maar day,

Bohat Udaas tha...! So utth k Tere Paas Aa Gaya,

Kuch Aisi Baat kar jo Dil ko Qaraar dy,

Suna hai Teri ik Nazar Sanwaarti hai Zindagi,

Jo ho Sakay to Aaj Meri Zindagi b Sanwaar Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Dil Bhi Aye Dard

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 04:13 AM PDT

Dil Bhi Aye Dard* Qatra-e-Khoon Tha,
Ansu'on Me Kahin Gira Hoga.

Dil Zamane K Hath Se Saalim,
Koi Hoga? K Reh Gaya Hoga.

Dil K Phir Zakham Taaza Hote Hain,
Kahin Ghuncha Koi Khila Hoga.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Humein Bhi Apna Bana Lo

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 03:12 AM PDT

Rishte Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo.

K Us K Dil K Saare Gum Chura Lo.

Itna Asar Chhor Do Kisi Per Apna.

K Her Koi Kahe Humein Bhi Apna Bana Lo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hum Se Jiya Nahi Jata

Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:07 AM PDT

Agar Wo Wajah Na Pochay Tu Ik Baat Kahon Wasi


Us K Bin Ab Hum Se Jiya Nahi Jata.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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