Friday, March 12, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Good Morning SMS - Sawere Sawere Bisteeeee

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 12:34 PM PST

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Bisteeeee
O V Sawere Sawere. :-)
Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Chintu Candy Kharedengy

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 03:51 AM PST

Petrol Prices are Reduced By 0.64 Rs/Liter.

Hum Zardari Sahab K Behad Shukar Guzaar Hain.

Ab Is Se Jo Bachat Hogi,

Us Se Hum Committee Daal Kar 1 CHINTU Candy Khareedengy. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Nahanay Ka Tareeqa

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 03:48 AM PST

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Garmiya Aa Gai Hain.

Nahanay Ka Tareeqa Seekh Lo.

Sardi Main Banda Bhool He Jata Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Main Tera Amplifier

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 03:40 AM PST

English Shair by Faraz:

Always Dream to Raise Higher,

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Ni Woofer Tu Meri, Meri,
Main Tera Amplifier. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ek Sawal Ka Jawab De Do

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 03:35 AM PST

Ek Sawal Hai Jisne Mujhe Bohat Sochne pe Majboor Kya Hua Hai.

Pata Nahi Tumhein Bhi Aata Hoga Ya Nahi?

Lekin Phir Bhi Itni Education Li Hai
To Tumhein to Pata Hona Chahiye.

Mujhe Bas Iska Jawab Dedo.

Sawal Ziyada Mushkil Nahi Hai.
Lekin Ziyada Aasan Bhi Nahi Hai.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

Jab

Murghi Andaa Free Mai Deti Hai,
To Bazaar Mai Rs.6 Ka Q Bikta Hai? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Height of Illiteracy

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 03:27 AM PST

Height of Illiteracy:

You Take a Blade and Write Your Lover's Name on your Arm.

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Make a Spelling Mistake. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Muskurahat To Dekho Zara

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 02:25 AM PST

NAME: Basnati Churi

PASSI0N: Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST: Gutter or Pipe Line Kholna

Date of Birth: 13/08/75

WEIGHT: 90 Kg

HEIGHT: 4'4"

COLOR: Dark Chocolate Black

BIRTH PLACE: Bhains Colony

DREAM: Shaadi Karoongy to Ye Sirf sms Parhny Waly Se.

Oye Hoye.
Muskurahat To Dekho Zara. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 01:22 AM PST

Techar Bangali Student Se:

Is Jumle ki Urdu Batao:

"My Brother Can't Cook."

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Bangali: Hamary Bhai Ko Pokhana Nai Aata. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Meri Zaat Main Rehti Hai

Posted: 12 Mar 2010 12:17 AM PST

Tere Ishq ne Bakhshi Hai ye Soghat Musalsal
Tera Zikar Hamesha Teri Baat Musalsal,

Ek Muddat Hoi Tere Baam-o-Dar Se Nikle
Rehti Hai phir B Tujhse Mulaqat Musalsal,

Dil Lagi, Dil ki Lagi Ban jati Hai
jab Tasawwur Main Guzarti Hai Raat Musalsal,

Jab Se Dekha Zulf-e-Preshan Ka Aalam
Uljhay Howe Rehte Hain Mere Din Raat Musalsal,

Main Muhabbat Main Us Maqaam pe Pohncha Hon Jahan,
Meri Zaat Main Rehti Hai Teri Zaat Musalsal.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Tumhari Har Cheez Longa

Posted: 11 Mar 2010 11:10 PM PST

Suhag Raat ko Husband: Aaj Se Tumhari Har Cheez,
Main Istamaal Karunga.

Wife: Acha!

Wo Plastic ka "DILDO"
Araam Se Lena,
Bohat Barra Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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