Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Self Praising SMS - Suicide Attempt of College Girls

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 02:04 PM PDT

Watch BBC, Express and Geo NEWS now.
253 College Girls are Admitted in Jinnah Hospital for Suicide Attempt?



Reason?



My mobile was Switched off Last Night. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Knowledge of the Week

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 01:55 PM PDT

Knowledge of the Week:

Afghanistan Wahid Mulk hai Jis main Train nahi Chalti.

Dunya main Sab se bara School CHICAGO America Main hai.

Dunya main Pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne Kya.

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD IRAQ main hai.

Dunya main barey se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai.

Dunya main sab se Barri MASJID ISTANBOL-TURKEY Main hai.

Dunya main Bhaghair Aatay, Cheeni or Bijli k Log PAKISTAN main Rehte hein. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Beauty of Mathematics

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 01:01 PM PDT

Beauty of Mathematics:
Absolutely Amazing!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Zindagi Tumhen Banana Hai

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 10:47 AM PDT

Sath Tumhara Dena He
Or Sath Tumhara Pana He

Pathron K Is Shehar Me
Ek Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana He

Aasmano Pe Jo Rishta Bana
Usy Duniya Me Nibhana He

Ek Naam Tmhara Likhna Hai
Ek Naam Humain Ban Jana Hai

Kuch Baaten Tumse Krni Hen
Kuch Dil Ka Haal Sunana Hai

Chupky Se Jo Maangi Hen
Un Duaon Men TumKo Pana Hai

Tum Roth K Mujhse Mat Jao
Mujhy Sath Tumhara Pana Hai

Tum Lout k Wapis Aa Jao
Mujhe Zindagi Tumhen Banana Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe Thy

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 09:43 AM PDT

Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe Thy FARAZ.



Wo Shaks Sitaron Se Bhi Oncha Tha Jisse Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe Thy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Bhagney Per Izzat Mili

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 08:39 AM PDT

SAF Games Mein 100 Meter Race Jeet Ke Gold Medal Lene Wali,

Korangi Karachi Ki Naseem Hameed,

Pehle Pakistani Larki Hai,

Jissey Bhagney Per Izzat Mili Hai... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Aye Chand ki Kirno Jao Na

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 07:22 AM PDT

Chand ki Kirno Jao Na,

Us ko CHOO Ker Aao Na,
Wo kab kab kya kya Karta hai,

Wo Jagta hai ya Sota hai,
Wo kis se Batein Karta hai,

Wo Sham ko Kaisa Lagta hai,
Wo Raat ko Kesa Dikhta hai,

Jab Soye kesa Lagta hai,
Jab Jagy kesa Lagta hai,

TUM Chupkay chupkay Jao Na,
TUM US ko CHOO kar Aao na.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 3 Idiots Movie Nahi Dekhi?

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 06:16 AM PDT

Teacher to Kid:


Teacher: Bachay Aasman Se Aatay Hain.

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KID: Madam Kya Aapne 3 Idiots Movie Nahi Dekhi?

All IZZ Well.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - I Married Devil's Queen

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 06:03 AM PDT

Funny Quote on a Married guy's T-shirt.

All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Tijarat Karte Karte

Posted: 16 Mar 2010 04:08 AM PDT

Kabhi Uska, Kabhi Iska, Kabhi Mera Hua Faraz.



Us Ne Husn Ganwa Diya Tijarat Karte Karte.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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