Tuesday, March 2, 2010

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Urdu Friendship SMS - I Love My All Friends

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 06:26 AM PST

1st Dost: Tum Kiya Karo Gey Agar Mai Mar Jaon To?

2nd Dost Mazak Se Bola: Mai Khush Ho Jaon Ga.

Next day!

2nd Dost Ko pata Chala k 1st Dost Mar Gaya.
or
Woh 1 Chithi Chor Gaya Us Pe Likha Tha.

.

Mai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon Tumhain Khush Karny K Liye.

(I Love My All Friends)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 06:21 AM PST

Barson Baad Bhi Uski Aadat Na Badli Zid Ki MOHSIN


Kash Main Dost Nahi Uski Aadat Hota.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Beautiful DUA Only For You

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 06:16 AM PST

A Beautiful DUA Especially For You:

Jin Rahon Par Chalo
Roshniyan Hon Sath Tumhare

Duaen Yun Qabool Hon
K Lab Par Na Ho Sawal Tumhare

Hamesha Raho Khush
Na Ho Aankhon Mai Nami Tumhare

Mile Pyar Ki Rahon Par Aisa Hamsafar
Jo Umar Bhar Rahe Sath Tumhare
(AAMEEN)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 06:13 AM PST

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Medical Rep Ki Suhag Raat

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 06:05 AM PST

Suhag Raat ko B.V Apny Medical Rep Shohar se Boli:
Ye Tumhara Apna Hai Na?

Medical Rep: Kya Matlab?

Bivi: Actually Tum logon k Paas
to Sample He Hoty Hain Na Ziyada Tar. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Sir Pehle Meri Le lo

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 05:59 AM PST

College Girl at Fee Counter: Sir Pehle Meri Le lo.

SIR: Thora Sa Ruko Aaram Se Longa.

Girl: Jaldi Le Lo,

Main Baad Mai Nahi De Paongi Kyon K Phir Mere Period Start ho Jaingy. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - I'll Tell Ur Heart's Secret

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 05:07 AM PST

CHOOSE 1 Eye Color then I'll Tell Your Heart's Secret...

1: Grey
2: Brown
3: Blue
4: Black
5: Green
6: Multi

Answer:

Brown:dil ki bat dil ma rakte ho, ksi ko btana psnd nhi krte
blue:ksi se boht pyar krte ho.
grey:Selfish ho, apni zat se pyar krte ho
Black:Boht romntic ho khud pr yaqin rkhte ho.
Green:Apni khushi se ziada dosro ki khushi ka khayal rakte ho
Multi:Boht flrt ho 2 ya 3 boy/girl frnd rakhna chate....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Height of Insult

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 04:01 AM PST

Height of Insult:

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World's Largest Waterfall and the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even 20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz Naddi K Kinare

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 03:19 AM PST

Faraz Betha tha Naddi k Kinare,

Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,

FARAZ ne farmaya:

Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.

Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Toot Kar Chahny Waly

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 02:38 AM PST

Kitni Be-kaif Si Reh Jaati Hai Dil Ki Basti FARAZ.


Jab Chup Chap Chor Jaty Hain Toot Kar Chahny Waly.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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