Saturday, October 31, 2009

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Load Shedding SMS - Kal Raat To Had Hogai

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 04:54 AM PDT

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Double Sawari Pe Pabandi

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:50 AM PDT

Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hai Faraz.....

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Andhere Main Khara Kutta Bhi Police Wala Lagta Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Dress and Undress

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:46 AM PDT

There Are Two Things That Men always Want Women to do in a Hurry...










"DRESS AND UNDRESS" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Shoaib Akhtar is Female

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:45 AM PDT

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Agar Main Tumhari Ammi

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:41 AM PDT

Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti,

To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...




Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - My Exams Are Near

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:39 AM PDT

I Drink T.V while Watching Coffee.

I Switch Off Bed when I lay on Lights.

I Eat Mobile while Talking on Apple.



Confused?


In short,
My Exams are Near. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Main Reasons of Problem

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:38 AM PDT

Most of the Problems in Life are Because of Two Reasons.

Firstly,

We act Without Thinking.

And

Secondly

We keep Thinking Without Acting.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Al-Asif k Aas Paas Pathan

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:34 AM PDT

NEWS ALERT:

Karachi Police Headquarters has confirmed this information.

Sohrab Goth & Al-Asif Square k Aas Paas K ilaaqay may kuch Hotels per Sawat & Malakand K Khaas log mojood han.

Jinki Lambi Lambi Daarhi (beard) hai.
Un k Baray mai Khabar hai k Woh.
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Afghani Tikka bohat Acha Banatay hain. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Jab KUNDLI Mili hai To

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:29 AM PDT

Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...




Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Remix Version of TWIST

Posted: 31 Oct 2009 01:27 AM PDT

Remix Version of TWIST.

Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.

Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,

Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,

Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.

Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, October 30, 2009

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Cool Jokes - Basheer Sahab ki Death

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:58 AM PDT

BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye.
Rozana Dant'ti Hain.
AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye
Mujhy Tang krty hain.
AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI!

BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain.
AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI.

BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?

ABBA: Nahi.

BABLOO: Aur Ammi Kahan hain?

ABBA: Parros Mai Basheer Sahab ki Death ho Gayi hai,
Wahan Gayi hain! :-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Happy Advance Bakra EID

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:44 AM PDT

A Msg Received By Govt of Pak From an Unknown Num.


29 Nov 2009 Pakistan k Liye Bohat Bhayanak Din Hoga.

Jo Saari Dunya k Liye Ek Khofnaak Misaal Ban Jaega.

Humare Log Pakistan k Konay Konay Mai Phail Gaye Hain.
Aur Apne Auzaron k Saath Tayyar Hain.
Suraj Tulu Hotay He Pakistan Mai Khoon ki Nadiyan Bahengi.
Ek Bhi

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Janwar Nahi Bachayga. :-)

I think I'm the First Person to Wish you Eid Greetings.

Happy Bakra EID in Advance.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Bhola Hua Tha Dosto Ko

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 10:28 AM PDT

Bohat Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko!




Faraz...





Aaj Lafz BEGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aagaye. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Sending Bakra As EID Gift

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:54 AM PDT

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Wishing you a Bakra Eid Mubarak.

And Sending this BAKRA as a EID Gift. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Family SMS-Jokes - Jab Main Chhota Tha

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:39 AM PDT

Jab Main Chhota Tha Na!!!

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Tab Bhi Aise He Tang Karta Tha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Student SMS Jokes - Math Main Kyon Fail Huye?

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:26 AM PDT

Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Oaas Karengi...!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Full Stop Is Not The End

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:22 AM PDT

Full Stop Is Not the End,

Because we can Write a New Sentence after it.

Same Way in Life

Failure is not the Real End.

But it is the Beginning of New Success.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - 10% Girls Play Games

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:17 AM PDT

Only 10% Girls Play Games like:

Tennis,

Football,

Caroms,

Hockey,

etc.

Because 90% Girls Play with Boy's Life.
So be careful.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Wishing U Smiling Moments

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:17 AM PDT

Smile is Complete, When it
Begins With Your Lips,

Reflect in Your Eyes,

And

End with a Glow on Your Face.

Wish you Many such Smiling Moments in Your Life. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Happy Marriage SMS - Diamond To Speak Nothing

Posted: 30 Oct 2009 06:15 AM PDT

Man to a Friend: I Gifted My Wife a Diamond Necklace and She didn't Speak to Me For a Month.


Friend: Why! That's very Foolish of Her.


Man: Well, That Was the Deal. :-P....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

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Missing You SMS - Mujhe Tum Yaad Aatay Ho

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:36 AM PDT

Kabhi Bejaan Lamhoon Par
Tumhari Yaad Holay Se.

Koi Sargoshi Karti Hay
Ye Palkain Bheeg Jaati Hain.

Do Aansoon Toot Girtay Hain
Main Palkoon Ko Jhukata Hon.

Bazahir Muskurata Hon
Faqat itna He Kehta Hon.

Mujhe Kitna Satatay Ho.
Mujhe Tum Yaad Aatay Ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Honesty Is The Best Policy

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:20 AM PDT

Revised Version of
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

Once Again the Woodcutter was going with his wife near the Canal.

His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about wife.

Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif".

Woodcutter: Yes.

Angel became angry.

Woodcutter: If I refused you should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife.

I'm a poor man. I can't afford all three. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:16 AM PDT

Arz Kia Hai:


Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray...


Wah Wah...


Akbar Laya 3 Ghoray...

Wah Wah...
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Aaja Aaja Dil Nichore... :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Boys vs Girls SMS - It's Great To Be A Girl

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:12 AM PDT

IT'S GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

We can use Tears as a Threat.

Most Guys wont hit us.

We can Always find someone to pay for our drink.

We slap hard.

We're tempting.

We don't have to pay for dinner.

We're the Subject of almost ALL the love songs.

No Matter how mean We are, We can always get someone to Fall in Love With us.

We don't always mean what we say.

We dont always say wht we mean.

Our Handwriting is Always Better. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz Ko Maaf Kardo

Posted: 29 Oct 2009 01:07 AM PDT

Saghar

Faiz

Iqbal

Jalib

Mohsin

Saher

Meer

Ghalib

Aatish

Nasir

Qateel

Ghalib

Bashir Badar

Noshi Geelani

Parvin Shakir

Fakhra Batool

Wasi

Amjad Islam Amjad

Saleem Kosar

Kafe azmi

Momin

Hafeez Jalndhri

Qasmi

Daagh

Aur

Hasrat Moohani



Ki Appeal Hai K

"Faraz" Ko Maaf Kar Den. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - 7 Months Old Faraz

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 10:04 PM PDT

Owan Owaan Owaoon Owaon Ammi Owaan
Faraz.

Hoom Ahon Ahon Aeen
Aaen Ahoon Baba.

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Ye Tha Faraz k Bachpan Ka Shair.
Jab Woh Sirf 7 Months Ka Tha. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - True and Great Friend

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:59 PM PDT

Who is a True and Great Friend?

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One Who Attends The Waiting Call of a Friend When Lover is in the Line. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Sabhi Chahten Tery Wasty

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:32 PM PDT

Ye Manzalen Ye Rastey
Meri Har Khushi Terey Wastey.

Ye Sakoon Aur Qarar Bhi
Meri Aashqi Terey Wastey.

Kabhi Ghum Na Tery Qareeb Ho
Tujhy Har Khushi Naseeb Ho.

Meri Iltaja Tery Wasty
Meri Har DUA Tery Wasty.

Meri Dharkanen Mera Pyar Tu
Sabhi Chahten Tery Wasty.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - For a Good Friend

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:30 PM PDT

For a Nice Friend.
"Nice Morning"

For a Sweet Friend.
"Sweet Morning"

For a Loving Friend.
"Lovely Morning"

For a Good Friend.
"Good Morning".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Doctor's Prescriptions

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:26 PM PDT

Why Doctor's Prescriptions are Impossible to Read?
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"Maine Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari Bari."....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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Eid Mubarak SMS - Khoobsorat Aankhon Wali

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:26 AM PDT

DUA...

Allah Aapko,

Oonchi,

Lambi,

Khubsoorat Aankhon Wali,


Gulabi Honton Wali,


Mazboot Jism Wali,


"GAAYE"

Qurbani K Liye Naseeb Farmaye. :-)

Aameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aaj koi Bad-Tameezi Nahi

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 09:21 AM PDT

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Aaj koi Bad-Tameezi na karay.


Kyon K

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Aaj FARAZ Apni Wife k Sath Sasural Ja Raha Hai :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Hips Don't Lie

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 08:14 AM PDT

Sardarni: Have You Eaten Muli Da Paratha?

Sardaar: No, Mai to Sandwich Khaya hun.


Sardaarni: Don't Try to Lie,

I Know Lips Can Lie,

But Hips Don't Lie. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - My Birthday Gift

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 07:58 AM PDT

The Lesbians Next Door Asked Me what I would like for My Birthday.




I Was quite surprised When they Gave Me a Rolex.

It was Very Nice of Them,

But I think They Misunderstood Me When I said, "I Wanna Watch."....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Happy Winter Season

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 07:04 AM PDT

Mausam Ne Li Angrai,

Aur Humne Orhi Razai,

Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai,

Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,

Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya,

Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya,

Happy Winter Season.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Happy Dialogue Day

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 06:08 AM PDT

Have a Happy "DIALOGUE DAY"


Dedicate a Famous Dialogue to ME.

Send This Message to Friends and Enjoy Cool Replies.

But Reply Me First.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Wife Died Yesterday

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:59 AM PDT

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out.
What to do?



Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Happy Winter Mere Yaar

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:40 AM PDT

Chilghozy Ki Khushbu,

Moongphali Ki Bahar,

Sardi Ka Mausam,

Aany Ko Beqarar,

Thori Si Masti,

Thora Sa Pyaar,

Maflar, Sweeter Rakho Tayyar,

Happy Winter Season Mere Yaar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Double Meaning SMS - There Lived a Sexy Man

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:18 AM PDT

Once There Lived a Sexy Man Who had No Wife,

But Still Every Night He Enjoyed.

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"DINNER"

You Dirty Mind.

Ooper Rakho
Bolu Yo

Keep It Up. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - Father Watching Fashion TV

Posted: 28 Oct 2009 05:11 AM PDT

Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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Family SMS-Jokes - Waldain ki Faryaad

Posted: 27 Oct 2009 05:46 AM PDT

Waldain ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam:

Jis Din Tum Humain Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna Aur Humain Samajhney ki Koshish Karna.

Jab Hum Khatey Huey Gandagi Karen
Aur Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Saken To.
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jayen To Hum Par Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho Kar Chal Na Payen To Humara Sahara Banna
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - A Rupee is Easy to Earn

Posted: 27 Oct 2009 02:53 AM PDT

A Rupee is Easy to Earn
But
A Smile is Hard 2 Find.

Rupee Loses its Value
Smile Increases its Worth.

I Lost a Rupee When I sms U
But
Who Cares If I Won Your Smile. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Ek Kisaan Gadi Mai

Posted: 27 Oct 2009 02:43 AM PDT

Ek Kisan Gadi Mai Gehun le Ja raha tha
Police ne usko rok liya.

Sipaahi: Kya Hai Isme?

Kisan: Gehun.


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Sipahi: Aby Hath Mila! Main bhi GAY Hun. ;-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye

Posted: 27 Oct 2009 02:41 AM PDT

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Dill main Allah Pak

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 09:32 PM PDT

Aapne Suna hoga k dill main Allah rehta hai.
Yani dill ko kholen to Allah Pak hongy. Ab ghor karen.


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Dill me ALLAH likha hai! Subhanallah.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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