Monday, October 26, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Eid Mubarak SMS - Bakra Eid Celebrations

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:54 AM PDT

A Wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,

Wrapped with Sincerity,

Tied with Care,

And

Sealed with Dua.

To Keep You and Your Family Blessed.

Advance Eid Mubarak!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Friendship SMS - Gunaahon ki Saza Hai

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:51 AM PDT

Last Night I had a Dream.

I was Walking to an Angel

I asked him "Why I've a Friend Like you?"


He Replied:


"Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai." :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - 3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:42 AM PDT

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.

Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

" Thaaaaaaa "
Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu vajji a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu vajji a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e vajji oou.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Station Jany k Paise

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 04:19 AM PDT

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Ignorance and Patience?

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:27 AM PDT

Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

And

When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Life Begines With Cry

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:15 AM PDT

Our Life Begins with our CRY.

And Ends with Another Cry.

Try to utilize this gap and laugh as much as possible Between these Cries...

Keep Smiling!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Schools Will Remain Close

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:15 AM PDT

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!



For details visit:



www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Miscellaneous SMS - Silent Message 4 Pakistanis

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:08 AM PDT

When USA attacked Sudan, Afghanistan, Iraq, I kept silent because I was safe.

Today when USA is attacking North West PAKISTAN, I am deaf & blind because I live in other province.

The day is not far when you and me will be Victim and there will be no one left to cry for us.

A Silent Message for all Pakistanis.....Read More SMS/Jokes

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