Decent SMS Jokes - Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary Posted: 04 Aug 2011 03:44 AM PDT Mein Lot Jaun Ga Wapis Apni Dunya Men Faraz Wo Shakhs Mujh Say Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Self Praising SMS - My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain My Positive Point.. Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Send Me SMS - Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD....!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse Itne Busy Insaan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Send Me SMS - ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:52 PM PDT ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),, Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain. Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Hindi Funny SMS - India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:51 PM PDT India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja? Media?? Internet?? Nahi 1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen Ache Se Ache Bache Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Hindi Funny SMS - Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But Running Away From Them Makes For An Excellent .... . . . Cardio Workout. . . =P =D Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi Lagti .. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Hindi Funny SMS - Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P (',)/ KHOL OYE ...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Boys vs Girls SMS - Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:49 PM PDT Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah. Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-) Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor "Girls" .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:23 AM PDT Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti? Ans. Medicinez, Roads, Bridge, Aeroplane, Tarbela Dam, And Finally, Zardari & Gilani.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay GEO Zardari tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:18 AM PDT Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay Zardari Keh Dain Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga Shukrya .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:16 AM PDT Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Jab Naam Zardari Ka Atta Hay... . Genay Do Zardari.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - A man dies and goes to heaven. There he Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks. He asks angel what are these for? Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks! every time u lie hands on clock move. man asks whose clock is dat? that is Mohamad bin qasims. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied. . . Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man. Angel: It is in our office, we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;-> .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:13 AM PDT Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad. Ab Paish Hai. . . . . Sindhi Underwear. A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-).... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan. Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko, Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan. Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale, Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman. Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai, Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan? (Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite... .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:11 AM PDT Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam Imaandar Ho, Zaheen Ho. To.. Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai, Agar awam be-waqoof ho to, Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai, Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge, Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K, Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT a silent msg for all pakistanis If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and Their Leader is a Dog, The Lions Will Die Like Dogs. But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and Their Leader is a Lion, All Dogs will Fight Like Lion. Leadership Matters... A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership? Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha? Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia? Kia ye Jamhoriat ha? Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain? Zara sochiye and forward... ;-> .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari. Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says: "Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death" And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US. After 6 Months Of Palin's Death: Bilawal Changes His Name To "Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari" Then US Will Be Ours. :-) Geo Zardari. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - The people of Poland are observing a 7- Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT The people of Poland are observing a 7-day mourning for the tragic death of their President. May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity. Aameen... ;->.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Urdu Funny SMS - We dont want American Rental Power we wa Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:07 AM PDT We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity. IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices. IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit) also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously. Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength. Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt. expensive polices.. Our govt. is corrupt. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Cool Jokes - *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:06 AM PDT *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish Mausam Khushgawar , ...Karachi Mein Waqfe Waqfe Se Firing Mausam Sogwar . . . =/ =(.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Cool Jokes - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:03 AM PDT Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge, Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K, Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->.... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Hindi Funny SMS - 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh k Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:46 AM PDT 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai"..... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Hindi Funny SMS - Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h? Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:43 AM PDT Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aap bed k dono taraf gir sakte h. .... Read More SMS/Jokes |
Islamic SMS - AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALL Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:41 AM PDT AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . ROOH-E-MUZAKKA, QALB MUNAWWAR' "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . AAPNE QURAN HUMKO DIYA HAI, SAAHIB-E-IMAAN HUMKO KIYA HAI. ALLAH ALLAH AM-E-MUJASSAM, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . RAAH ME KAANTE JISNE BICHAYE, GAALI DI PATTHAR BARSAYE, UNPAR CHIDKI PYAR KI SHABNAM, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . DAULAT DUNIYA SE MOO MODA, RANJH KO UTHAYA HAQUE KO NA CHODA, JISNE SATAYA USKO DUA DI, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . KHAKE MADINA KHAKE SHIFA HAI, WAJAH SUKOO HAI ZIKR-E-MUBARAK, NAM-E-NABI HAR ZAKHM KA MARHAM, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM" . ROZ-E-QAYAMAT SABKI ZUBAA PAR, ALLAH ALLAH NAFSA NAFSI, CHODKE DAAMAN JAAYE KAHAN HUM, "SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM".... Read More SMS/Jokes |