Friday, August 19, 2011

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Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Pakistani Dog

Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:18 PM PDT

1) Go To Google
2) Type "Top Ten Dogs ataaso"
3) Click On First Link.
4) Look At Number 8
5) And You'll Die Laughing. Xd

SHARE IT ♥ And Must Check It :D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sunday, August 14, 2011

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Independence Day - Happy Independance Day To All

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 10:40 PM PDT

Log Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)

Happy Independance Day To All.


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Independence Day - Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 09:05 PM PDT

Ehed to Hum Bohat Se Karte Hain.

Aaj Ek Aisa Ehed Karen Jo Kabhi Na Tootay.

K Hum Apne Watan Pakistan Ki
Baqaa-o-Salamti K Liye Jo Kuch Ho Saka Karengy.
Aur Agar Kisi Baais Na Kar Sakay To
Kam Az Kam Karne Ki Umeed Zaroor Rakhengy.
Allah Pakistan Ko Sada Salamat Rakhy.

Yaum-e-Aazadi Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Independence Day - Celebrate Independence Day

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 09:05 PM PDT

Today We May Not Celebrate Independence Day,
But We Pray that,
May Allah Protect our Country and People.
May HE Help those who are Victims of Flood, Firing, and Bomb Blasts.
May HE shows us the Right Path and Give the Power to Select the Right Rulers
And Shower His Blessings and Imaan upon Us.
Ameen.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Independence Day - Watan ki Aazadi

Posted: 13 Aug 2011 08:58 PM PDT

* Watan ki Aazadi *

Utho Sarfarosho Pukara hai Tumko.
Nigar-e-Watan Rang-o-Boo mangti hai,
Karo Aabyari Jigar k Lahoo se.
K Dharti Watan ki Lahoo Mangti Hai

~ Jami Ansari~

!=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
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Is Parcham k Taqaddus ka Khayal Rakhna.

Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Saturday, August 13, 2011

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Ramadan Day SMS - Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:36 PM PDT

Labon ne muskurana chor diya Hai

Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor diya Hai

Nahi khulti Hai aankh ab to sehri main

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Shayed ap ne PEEPA bajana chor diya hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Ramzan ka dosra Ashra

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:35 PM PDT

Ramzan ka dosra Ashra
,;* "*;,;*"*;,
*;,Magfart,*
"*;,;*"
)"")\/)"")
( (\/( (
)__) )__)ubbark.
Allah hm sb ki Magfart kry.

Amin.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:34 PM PDT

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi Zabt de na Jalal De

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:32 PM PDT

"Ya ALLAH"

Koi "Zabt" de na
("jalal") de,,,

'Muje' sirf itna
("kmal") de,,,

'Me' hr ek ki
("sada") bano,,,

K "Zmana" mri
("Misal") de,,,

Teri ("Rehmton") ka
("Nazol") ho,,,

Mri ("Mehnaton") ka
("sila") mle,,,

Mjhe ("Maal-o-zar") ki
("hawas") naho,,,

Muje bs tu
("Rizq-e-Halal") de,,,

Mre "Zehn" me Tri
("Fikr") ho,,,

Mri "sans" me tra
("Zikr") ho,,,

Tera ("khouf")mri
("Nijat") ho,

Sbhi(" khof")
"Dil" se nikalde,
*(Aameen)*
Good morning....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:29 PM PDT

DiL To Kehta Hai Zindagi Ki Kahani Likhon.
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Wö Kahani Main Sach Ki Zubani Likhön.
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Apne Jazbat Kö Main Samandar Likhön.
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Apni Söchön Ko
Möuj-E-Rawani Likhön.
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Kabhi DiL Ki Khushi Ka Muharak Likhön.
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Kabhi Gham Kö Aankhön Se Behta Pani Likhön.
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Us K Manane Kö Us Ki Möhabat Likhön.
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Apne Rööth Jane Kö Apni Nadani Likhön.
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Apni Jaan Kö Us Ki Amanat Likhön.
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Us K Naam Apni Ye Zindgani Likhön.
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English Funny SMS - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:28 PM PDT

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more happy & excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit .
5. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
6. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
7. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:
8. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

The Final Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.

Then open the trunk and see who's happy when you let them out !!!!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Its only a tiny rosebud

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 07:24 PM PDT

Its only a tiny rosebud,

A flower of God's Design,

But I cannot unfold the petals,

With these hands of mine.



The Secret of unfolding flowers,

is not known to such as I.

The flower God Opens so sweetly.

In my hands would fade n die.


If I cannot unfold a rosebud,

This flower of God's Design.


Then how can I think I have wisdom,

To unfold this life of mine?



So I'll trust in Him for His leading..

Each moment of every day.........Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - Koi DOOR hai to koi PAASKoi "DOOR hai to koi PAAS

Posted: 12 Aug 2011 06:14 PM PDT

"Koi "DOOR" hai to koi "PAAS"
hai"
"Ye "WAQT" waqt ki "BAAT"
hai"

"Hum "DOOR" hain to "KIA"
howa"

"Hamari Dua Hr Waqt Hr Pal aap k Sath Hy"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay k

Posted: 10 Aug 2011 02:39 PM PDT

insan ka damgah os ke paidyash say lay kr os waqat tak qam karta rahta ha jub tak k os ke shadi na ho jai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Ramadan Day SMS - khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 05:56 PM PDT

khatira warsha spilani khu lag logay ka warta,

Da yar mi nan rumbay roja da, da nazara nashe.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 2015 me paper aise hoge Q 1:Pakistan

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 02:13 AM PDT

2015 me paper aise hoge

Q 1:Pakistan me bijli kis shehar me pai jati he
Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota he
Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota he....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai, Y

Posted: 27 Jul 2011 03:19 AM PDT



Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARM

Posted: 25 Jul 2011 07:35 PM PDT

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) NE IRSHAD FARMAYA K MERI UMMAT PR AIK AISA ZAMANA AYE GA K WO 5 CHEEZON KO PASAND KREN GAY OR 5 CHEEZON KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

1) DUNYA KO PASAND KREN GAY OR AKHRAT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

2) ZINDAGI KO PASAND KREN GAY OR MOT KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

3) MEHLAAT KO PASAND KREN GAY OR QABAR KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

4) MAAL KO PASAND KREN GAY OR HISAAB KITAB KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.

5) MAKHLOOQ KO PASAND KREN GAY OR KHALIQ KO BHOOL JAEN GAY.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do

Posted: 13 Jul 2011 06:43 AM PDT

Hr roz na kaha kro k tum hamain bhola do gy "WASI" Na hum itne aam hain,Na tmhare bss ki bat hyyyyy…….....Read More SMS/Jokes

Thursday, August 4, 2011

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Decent SMS Jokes - Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary

Posted: 04 Aug 2011 03:44 AM PDT

Mein Lot
Jaun Ga
Wapis Apni
Dunya
Men
Faraz

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Self Praising SMS - My Negetive Point.. Pehli Mulakaat Me

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

My Negetive Point..

Pehli Mulakaat Me Log Mujhe Galat Samaz Lete Hain

My Positive Point..

Dusri Mulakaat Me Mai Logon Ko Galat Saabit Kar Deta Hu.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Oh! Shit...!! Are Paap Ho Gaya

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:53 PM PDT

Oh!

Shit...!!

Are Paap Ho Gaya


Aisa Nahi Hona Tha

Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi

OH GOD....!!
Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujhse

Itne Busy Insaan
Ko MSG Send
Ho GaYa.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - ;?;?; ?( "._." )? >")("< ,,(")("),,

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:52 PM PDT

;?;?;
?( "._." )?
>")("<
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intezar me chupchap baithe hain.
Bhej rahe ho ya shor machaye
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Hindi Funny SMS - India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:51 PM PDT

India K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

Media?? Internet??

Nahi

1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
Ache Se Ache Bache
Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen
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Hindi Funny SMS - Facing Your Fears Builds Strength, But

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Facing Your Fears
Builds Strength,
But
Running Away From Them
Makes For An Excellent
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Cardio Workout. . . =P =D

Har Bar Philosophy Achi Nahi
Lagti ..
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Hindi Funny SMS - Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:50 PM PDT

Is Tanhai Mei Bohot Dam Ghut Raha Hai

Na Jane Kon Bahir Se Washroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya.:-P

(',)/ KHOL OYE
...<(,) Tera Mera Mazak Nai Aey
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Boys vs Girls SMS - Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah

Posted: 03 Aug 2011 06:49 PM PDT

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

"Girls"
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Urdu Funny SMS - Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:23 AM PDT

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


Zardari & Gilani....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:20 AM PDT


tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO Zardari

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:18 AM PDT

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
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Urdu Funny SMS - Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:16 AM PDT



Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Zardari Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Zardari....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - A man dies and goes to heaven. There he

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
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Urdu Funny SMS - Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:13 AM PDT



Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT



Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...

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Urdu Funny SMS - Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:11 AM PDT



Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:10 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - a silent msg for all pakistanis If yo

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

a silent msg for all pakistanis

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:09 AM PDT

18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->
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Urdu Funny SMS - Just Imagine Sara Palin Divorce Hr Cu

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
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Urdu Funny SMS - The people of Poland are observing a 7-

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:08 AM PDT

The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - We dont want American Rental Power we wa

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:07 AM PDT

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
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Cool Jokes - *BREAKING NEWS* Islamabad Rawalpindi

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:06 AM PDT

*BREAKING NEWS*

Islamabad Rawalpindi Mein
Waqfe Waqfe Se Baarish
Mausam Khushgawar ,
...Karachi Mein Waqfe Waqfe
Se Firing Mausam
Sogwar . . . =/ =(....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge, Ye

Posted: 30 Jul 2011 08:03 AM PDT

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - 1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh k

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:46 AM PDT

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, "Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai".....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:43 AM PDT

Unmarried hone ka sbse bda nuksan kya h?
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Aap bed k dono taraf gir sakte h.


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Islamic SMS - AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM, "SALL

Posted: 28 Jul 2011 02:41 AM PDT

AHMED-E-MURSAL, FAKHR-E-DO AALAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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ROOH-E-MUZAKKA, QALB MUNAWWAR'
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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AAPNE QURAN HUMKO DIYA HAI,
SAAHIB-E-IMAAN HUMKO KIYA HAI.
ALLAH ALLAH AM-E-MUJASSAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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RAAH ME KAANTE JISNE BICHAYE,
GAALI DI PATTHAR BARSAYE,
UNPAR CHIDKI PYAR KI SHABNAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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DAULAT DUNIYA SE MOO MODA,
RANJH KO UTHAYA HAQUE KO NA CHODA,
JISNE SATAYA USKO DUA DI,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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KHAKE MADINA KHAKE SHIFA HAI,
WAJAH SUKOO HAI ZIKR-E-MUBARAK,
NAM-E-NABI HAR ZAKHM KA MARHAM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"
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ROZ-E-QAYAMAT SABKI ZUBAA PAR,
ALLAH ALLAH NAFSA NAFSI,
CHODKE DAAMAN JAAYE KAHAN HUM,
"SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WA SALLAM"....Read More SMS/Jokes