Sunday, February 28, 2010

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Urdu Funny SMS - Wo Konsa Aisa Word Hai

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:31 AM PST

Wo Konsa Aisa Word hai Jiska Meaning na to Dunya ki koi Zabaan Mai hai.
Aur na He Latest se Latest Dictionary Mai Milega?

Lekin Bolte Phir Bhi Sab Hain.

Zara Sochiye







PONKA. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Think Like Pakistani

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:26 AM PST

An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train.
A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark.
Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard.
When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap.

He was Thinking, Pakistani boy Must have Kissed Girl & she Slaped me instead of him.

Old lady was Thnking that Indian boy have Kissed Girl & Got Slap.

Girl was Thinking that any of the boy was trying to Kiss Me But kissed the lady & got slaped from her.

Pakistani boy was Thinking,"If a Tunnel comes again, he will produce a kiss sound & again slap the Indian guy."

Be PAKISTANI AND THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Mohabat Ka Kya Colour Hai?

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:21 AM PST

Tell me Aapki Nazar Mai Mohabat ka Colour Kya Hai?
Then I'will tell you k Aap Kaisy Lover hain/honge.

Red, Pink, Black
Blue, Green, white

Reply Fast.

Answer:
Red= Junon ki had tak mobht krne wale
Pìnk= Dreami lover
Black= Bakwas lover
Blue= Kabza krne wale lover
Green= Boring lover
White= Pakiza lover.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Interesting Confusions

Posted: 28 Feb 2010 12:18 AM PST

Interesting Confusions:

1. Can You cry Under Water?

2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?

3. Why don't Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?

4. What do You call a male Lady bird?

5. Why is it called Building when it's already Built?

6. When they say Dog food is new & Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?

7. If Money doesn't Grow on trees then why Banks have Branches?

8. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square box?

9. Why doesn't Glue stick to its Bottle?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Text Insults - Govt Imposed Personality Tax

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 11:15 PM PST

Govt has Passed a New Rule !!

Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys have to Pay

"Personality Tax"

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Don't Worry Yaar You are Safe.

Par Hum to Phans Gaye Na.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Get Dilchasp Pabandian

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 10:12 PM PST

Send this to Your Friends and
Get Dilchasp Pabandian:


"Agar Aap ko Mujh Pe 1 Pabandi Lagane ka Moqa Milta to Aap Mujh Pe Kon Si Pabandi Lagate."

Reply Me 1st.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Ranj De Kar Malal Karty Ho

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 09:09 PM PST

Ranj De Kar Malal Karty ho,
Tum B Kiya Kamal Karty ho!

Daikh Kar Poch Liya Haal Mera,
Chalo kuch to Khayal Karty Ho,

Shehr-e-Dil maen ye Udasiyaan kesi?
Ye bhi Mujh se Sawal Karty Ho

Marna chahain to Mar nahi skty
Tum Bhi Jeena Muhal Karty ho

Ab kis kis ki Misaal Don Tum ko?
Har Sitam Be'misaal Karty ho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aapko kis Naam Se Bulaega

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 08:07 PM PST

Select a Number and I'll tell You,
Aapka Life Partner Aapko kis Naam se Bulae ga?

1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12.

Answer:

1: Oye Manhoos
2: Jan-e-Jana
3: Pagal
4: Jangli
5: Sweet Heart
6: Shona
7: Suniye G
8: Chanda
9: Jan-e-man
10: Jaan G
11: Pendu
12: Sweeti.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 07:03 PM PST

Altaf Hussain ko 1 Jin Mila,
Usne Jin se Kaha,


"Meri Dili Khwahish ha k Tum Saray Sindhiyo ko Sindh se nikal Do."

Jin Replied:

Bhao Maa Urdu na Samjhndo Aahyan. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Adult SMS Jokes - 4 Rooms in a Lady's Body

Posted: 27 Feb 2010 06:04 PM PST

4 Rooms in a Lady's Body

(e
   ; ) Show Room
(e


( .) .) Play Room
 )   (
 (   /


( .) .)
 )    ) Stock Room
 (   /


( .) .)
 ) . (
(  v ) Men's Room
....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Friday, February 26, 2010

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English Love SMS - How Much I do Love You?

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 06:34 AM PST

Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Love is Not a Game

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 05:30 AM PST

Love is Not a Game to Play

Love is Not just a Word to Say

Love does Not Start on March and End on May

Love is Tomorrow, Yesterday and to Today

Love is a Rose that Wants in Garden to Say.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - Ready to Die For You

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 04:27 AM PST

You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Punjabi Funny SMS - Torch le K Dhond Raha Hai

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 03:40 AM PST

Panjabi Raat ko Machardani Laga kar So Raha Tha,
Achanak ek Jugnoo Aa nikla.

Panjabi:
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Lo ye Kamina Machar Mujhay Torch le Kar Dhond Raha Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Entry Without Permission

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 03:36 AM PST

Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION

Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION

Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION

Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - FARIGH Log Sb Parhte Hain

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 02:34 AM PST

Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 01:31 AM PST

Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai

Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai

Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai

Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Never Talk About Feelings

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 12:32 AM PST

Never Talk About Feelings
If they aren't Really There.

Never Hold my Hand
If you going to Break My Heart.

Never Say You are Going to
If you don't Plan to Start.

Never Look in my Eyes
If all You do is Lie.

Never say Hello,
If you Really Mean Goodbye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Send Me SMS - Ye Lo Saib Khao Yaar

Posted: 26 Feb 2010 12:28 AM PST

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 ".         ."
   " . _ . "

Lo Saib Khao. Is Se Taqat Ayegi

Taqat Aai To Himmat Paida Hogi

Himmat Hui to Jazba Paida Hoga

Jazba Paida Hua To Mobile Utao gey

Jab Mobile Uthao ge to SMS Karo Ge

Lekin Pehle Tum

Saib to Khao na Yaar.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Samajh To Gaye hongy Aap

Posted: 25 Feb 2010 11:26 PM PST

Best Mitti Paleed Award of year 2010

Nominees are:

Pathan,

Sardar,

Faraz,

But

Award Goes To,


Smiling Dog.
Samajh To Gaye hongy Aap! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes 

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Lo Saib Khao. Is Se Taqat Ayegi

Taqat Aai To Himmat Paida Hogi

Himmat Hui to Jazba Paida Hoga

Jazba Paida Hua To Mobile Utao gey

Jab Mobile Uthao ge to SMS Karo Ge

Lekin Pehle Tum

Saib to Khao na Yaar.

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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?
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Love is Not a Game to Play

Love is Not just a Word to Say

Love does Not Start on March and End on May

Love is Tomorrow, Yesterday and to Today

Love is a Rose that Wants in Garden to Say.
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You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.
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Panjabi Raat ko Machardani Laga kar So Raha Tha,
Achanak ek Jugnoo Aa nikla.

Panjabi:
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Lo ye Kamina Machar Mujhay Torch le Kar Dhond Raha Hai. :-)
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Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION

Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION

Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION

Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.
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Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai

Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai

Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai

Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?
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Never Talk About Feelings
If they aren't Really There.

Never Hold my Hand
If you going to Break My Heart.

Never Say You are Going to
If you don't Plan to Start.

Never Look in my Eyes
If all You do is Lie.

Never say Hello,
If you Really Mean Goodbye.
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