Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

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Lo Saib Khao. Is Se Taqat Ayegi

Taqat Aai To Himmat Paida Hogi

Himmat Hui to Jazba Paida Hoga

Jazba Paida Hua To Mobile Utao gey

Jab Mobile Uthao ge to SMS Karo Ge

Lekin Pehle Tum

Saib to Khao na Yaar.

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Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K

Jisko Dekho to Khuwab

Socho to Khayal

Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu

Aazmao to Sacha Dost

Or

Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?
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Love is Not a Game to Play

Love is Not just a Word to Say

Love does Not Start on March and End on May

Love is Tomorrow, Yesterday and to Today

Love is a Rose that Wants in Garden to Say.
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You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You.
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Panjabi Raat ko Machardani Laga kar So Raha Tha,
Achanak ek Jugnoo Aa nikla.

Panjabi:
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Lo ye Kamina Machar Mujhay Torch le Kar Dhond Raha Hai. :-)
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Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION

Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION

Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION

Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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Abhi Rat Boht ho Gai Hai
or Suraj bhi Sar Pe hai

Fan b band hai Phir bhi Sardi lag rahi hai
Paseene se Bura Hal ho Chuka hai

Mai Abhi Bike start Kar k Taxi me Beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus wale ko kiraya De k Station ja raha Hun
Dost ki Flight hai wo Dubai se Aa raha hai us ko Pakistan Jana hai

Or Cycle b Puncher ho gai hai Petrol Mil Gaya
To Ghora gari me Beth jaon ga Wesy Pedal Chalne Mai Maza Aa raha Hai.

Moral: FARIGH Log Sab Kuch Parhte Hain.
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Itna TERI Yaadon se Mujhe pyar Q Hai

Dil TERI Chahat ka Talbgaar Q Hai

Meri Dharkano ko na jane TERA Intizar Q Hai

Mujhe Batao k Mujhe TUM Se Itna Pyar Q Hai?
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Never Talk About Feelings
If they aren't Really There.

Never Hold my Hand
If you going to Break My Heart.

Never Say You are Going to
If you don't Plan to Start.

Never Look in my Eyes
If all You do is Lie.

Never say Hello,
If you Really Mean Goodbye.