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Urdu Funny SMS - 1 aurat Coma may chali gai

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:39 AM PST

1 aurat Coma may chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnaney chala.

Rastey main janaza khambey sey takraney sey aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhtey huwey ja rahay thay

lekin shohar ki zuban pey 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba wekh k Oye
Khamba wekh k....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Ay ALLAH Mere Wo Tamam

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:39 AM PST

" AAJ KI DUA". ..
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri?
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Shaadi Ruki hui hy.

Aameen......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Is Mehngai K Dor Me

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST

Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai..:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Kiss SMS - Aaj ka zalim sms

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST

Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
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Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Boy Walks In To Class Room

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Don't Settle For Someone

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

In Life,
Don't Settle For Someone
Who Can Buy A Coffee For
You , Go For Someone
Who Can Actually Make It
...For You !
Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference ... =)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Pearl Of The Day

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

~*~ Pearl Of The Day ~*~

"Intizar Kerny Wal0n Ko Sirf
Utnaa Hii Milta Hy
Jitna Koshish Kerny Wale
...Chorh Dete Hyn ..."

-Dr. Kalaam-

Don't Wait Keep Trying....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Height Of Attitude

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

Height Of Attitude

Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?

Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!

Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Celebrating: Tumhe Ijazat Hai

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

V r Celebrating Da Day Of
"Tumhe Ijazat Hai"

2day U Can Ask Any 2
Questions About Me I'll
Honestly Reply U.

[Golden Chance]
Keep 4warding & Get
Amazing Replies.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:37 AM PST

Suno!!

Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai,

Kabhi Saanso K
Chalne Pe,

Kabhi Dil K
Machalnay Pe,

Kabhi Barish
Barasnay Pe,

Kabhi Aankhen
Chalakne Pe,

Kabhi Chanda
Nikal Pe,

Kabhi Suraj K
Dhalne Pe,

Kabhi Shab K
Andheron Me,

Kabhi Din K
Sawairon Me,

Kabhi Logo K
Melay Me,

Kabhi Tanha
Akele Me,

Tumhari,
Bus Tumhari Yaad
Aati Hai...

Suno!!

Mujhe Har Pal Tumhari
Yaad Aati Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Aaj Ka Top Question

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:36 AM PST

Aaj Ka Top Question...!!!

Mohabbat Kis Ko Dekh
Kar Hoti Hai??

-Chehra
-Style
-Aankhen
-Dil
-Khubsurti
-Adaa
-Lehja
-Dimagh
-Personality
-Dolat
Ya
-Zaat

Reply Must..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kuch samajh aaya.?

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:36 AM PST

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3 /\ 0 7
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Kuch samajh aaya.?

Nahi.?

Samjh b kese aaye ga.?

COLLEGE gaey hoty to pta hota na.

Acha ab mobile ulta kr k dekho.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - Someone Asked Shakespeare:

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:36 AM PST

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'..:-P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..





Khushyan,






Kamyabi,






Dolat,






Rehmat,






Or..

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Meri Shadi Ka Card.. ;:-D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Jab na aaye jawaab chahat ka, Kijiye

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

Jab na aaye jawaab chahat ka,

Kijiye phir hisaab chahat ka.

Ho na khushboo agar chubhen kanty,

Phenk do phir gulab chahat ka.

Phir koi daastan raqam kijiye,

Phir koi intesaab chahat ka.

Hum ne chahat mein jab wafa chahi,

Hum pe utra azaab chahat ka.

Apni neenden ganwa k bethen hain,

Jab se dekha hai khowaab chahat ka.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Posted: 24 Feb 2011 04:35 AM PST

Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad:
Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Romantic Barsaat Ki Raat Ho

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 09:20 PM PST

Romantic Barsaat Ki Raat Ho
Or Ap Jis Se Love Karte Ho
Woh Apk Sath Ho To Apka Dil
Kya Karne Ko Chahe Ga?

Select A Number...
-10
-20
-30
-40
-50
-60
-70
-80
-90

Answers:
-10: Long Drive
-20: Deep Kissing
-30: Hath Pakarna
-40: Full Romance Out Of Control..Wow
-50: Aankho Me Khona..Wah G:)
-60: Baten
-70: Kiss
-80: Goad Me Sona
-90: Romantic Dance....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - A Paksitani Boy Got Admission

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 08:09 PM PST

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - 1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL Ka… Pewista-E-Sh

Posted: 23 Feb 2011 04:53 AM PST

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL Ka…

Pewista-E-Shajar Se
Umeed-E-Bahar Rakh

Pewista-E-Shajar Se
Umeed-E-Bahar Rakh

Bachay 2 Hee Achay,
Biwiyaan, Tu Beshak 4 Rakh..;-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - 1 orat police station me

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:44 PM PST

++Susti++

1 orat police station me:Sir mere shohar
2din pehle aalo lene gay the abi tak ghar nahi aye
inspecter: to baji aap kuch or paka lo.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Tum to aaj doctor ke

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:43 PM PST

Dost pathan se: "tum to aaj doctor ke
pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?"
Pathan: "yara ham kal jaey ga,
aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai..:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tum jin ko daikhti rehti ho

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:43 PM PST

Tum jin ko daikhti rehti ho
Wo khwaab sirhaanay rakhta hun.
Main tum say milnay julnay k kitnay he bhanay rakhta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Kuch khwaab saja kar Aankh0n main Palko0n se M0ti chunta hun.
Koi lams agar cho jaye to
Main pehro0n tumko sochta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho.
Main chashm-e-tasswor se aksar.
Bus tumko daikhta rehta hun.
Tm pass raho ya door raho
Nazro0n me samaayi rehti ho.
Main tumko takta rehta hun
Main tumko s0chta rehta hun.
Main aisi Muhabbat karta hun.
Tum kaisi Muhabbat karti ho?
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ae Allah Aisa na ho k Azmaishein muje G

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:41 PM PST

Ae Allah
Aisa na ho k Azmaishein muje Gumrah kr dain,
Tu meray jism,meri Rooh,meray Dil ko acha kar de,
Ye zindagi meri Dunia dari me uljhi hay,
Jaisa Tu chahta hay ab muje wesa kar de,
mery har faisly mai teri Raza ho Shamil,
jo tera hukum ho wo mera Irada kar de!
(AMEEM).....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Child:Abou jab ap faiL hojate thaY to d

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:40 PM PST

Child:Abou jab ap faiL hojate thaY to
dada ap k sath kya slook karty the?
Abu:Wo Meri khoob petai karty the
Child: or jab dada faiL ho jate tu?
Abu:To un k walid unki petai karty the
Child:Abou main b exam main fail ho geya
hon agar ap mry sath muzakrat kran to
ye khandani dehshat grdi khtam ho sakti ha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - A paksitani took admission in an america

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:39 PM PST

A paksitani took admission in an american school
Teacher : whats your name ?
Boy :ahmad
Teacher : no,now your in america your name is jhony from today
Boy went home and mom asked
Mom :how was the day ahmad
Boy : im an american now call me jhonny
Mom and dad both got offended and beat him up
Next day he was back to school bruised
Teacher :what happend jhonny?
Boy :maim,just 4 hours after when i became american i was attacked by two pakistanis..;)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Kuch Nahein"Saghar Surahi" Aur Paimane K

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:38 PM PST

Kuch Nahein"Saghar Surahi" Aur Paimane Ka Nam

Teri Aankhon Ki Tarah Hota Hy Maikhane Ka Nam

Tera Chehrah Chandni K Raqs Main Aane Ka Nam

Abr Rakha Hy Teri Zulfon K Khul Jane Ka Nam

Tere Honton Ki Hansi Ko Subh Kehtay Hain Sabhi

Shaam Hai Shayed Teri Aankhon K Shermane Ka Nam

Main Ne Jan'e Man Tumhara Naam Rakha Hy Wafa

Tum Batao Kia Rakho Gi Apne Diwane Ka Nam

Na Koi Dost Na Dushman Na Ham Dam Hy A£!

Ghar Na Jane Rakh Dia Hai Kis Ne Verane Ka Nam....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Newton: how to write 4 in between 5?

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:38 PM PST

Newton: how to write 4 in between 5?

China: joke!

Japan: impossible!

USA: wrong question!

India: foolish question!

Uk: not interested!

Pakistan: F(IV)E....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:38 PM PST

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana aur 100 runs banae aur match ki akhri ball per 6 maar ker England se match jeet lia?
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GUESS!
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WHO?
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AAMIR KHAN
Movie "LAGAAN"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? S

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:44 AM PST

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

"GALTI SE"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Doggi To Muskura Kum Se Kum Aap P

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:42 AM PST

Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. D

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:41 AM PST

Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya.

Ab apna kaam karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Shakespare says: “To give someone the

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:39 AM PST

Shakespare says:

"To give someone the complete authority to destroy
you but at the same time being confident
that he will never do it"....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but t

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:38 AM PST

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..

but the other lesser known facts :

1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives.

2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her.

3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.

4) He then married mumtaz's Sister. Question arises..

What great example of love ever.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Itna to Mery Haal Pr Ehsaan Kiya Kr,

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:36 AM PST

Itna to Mery Haal Pr Ehsaan Kiya Kr,

Aankhon Se Mera Dard Pehchan Liya Kr,

Kuch Saath Dey Safar men Boht thak Gya Hoon Main,

Kuch Pal Hon Tery Saath Meri Maan Liya Kr,

Afsany Mohabat K Adhoorey Na Chorr Too,

Jurm-e-Wafa Ka Mujh Se Haal Beyaan Kiya Kr,

Muddat Hui Is Aas Pr Thehra Hua Hoon Main,

Bhooly Se Kabhi Too Bhi Mera Naam Liya Kr,

Apni Zaat Se Wabasta Kr Ley Mujhy,

Ho Kr KHAFA MuJh Se Yoon Na Meri JAAN Liya Kr,.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Mera sochna teri zaat tak, Mari guftago

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:32 AM PST

Mera sochna teri zaat tak,
Mari guftagoo teri bat tak.

Na tum milo jo kabhi mujhe,
Mera dhondna tujhe paar tak.

Main ne apna sab kuch gnwa diya,
Tari nafrton se pyar tak.

Kabhi fursaten jo milain to aa,
Mari zindagi k hisaar tak.

Ya jaan le mai kuch b nahi,
Tere pehle se tere baad tak......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kabi kuch soch k likhna kabi kuch soch k

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:30 AM PST

Kabi kuch soch k likhna kabi kuch soch k parhna,,

Ye na'mumkin si koshish hai muhabbat soch k karna…..!!

Kisi ka dil'ruba chehra or us pe dil'nsheen aankhen,,

K jisko dekh k jeena usi k naam pe marna..!

Ye na'mumkin si koshish hai muhabbat soch k karna……!!

Khayalon me bna lena kisi ka aks dheerey sy,,

Chura k rung sapnoon k kisi ki aankh me bharna..!

Ye na'mumkin si koshish hai muhabbat soch k karna......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao… Subha say sh

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:29 AM PST

Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao…

Subha say sham tak ham ko..

Buhat say log miltay hain…

Nigahon say guzartay hain..

Koi andaz tum jaisa..

Koi humnaam tum jaisa..

Magar tum hi nahi miltay..

Buhat baychain phirtay hain,

Baray baytab rehtay hain,

Dua ko hath uthtay hain,

Dua mein yeh hi kehtay hain,

Lagi hay bheer logon ki,

Magar is bheer mein "Saqi"

Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao..

Kabhi tum bhi nazar aao..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The simle is like a Simcard & Life is li

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:26 AM PST

The simle is like a Simcard & Life is like a Cellphone.

Whenever u insert the Simcard of a Smile, a beautiful day is activated.
KEEP SMILING....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - 2011 world cup pakistan k nam hoga inshA

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:24 AM PST

2011 world cup pakistan k nam hoga inshALLAH..

1947 : 4+7=11 azadi1965 : 6+5=11 pakistan won 1st war against india

1992 : 9+2=11 pakistan won cricket world cup

2009 : 2+9=11 pakistan won T20 world cup2011.........

INSHALLAH this 11 will also become lucky 4 pakistan and we will win cricket world cup 2011..ameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Love SMS - SMS doesn’t mean only, short messagi

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:22 AM PST

SMS doesn't mean only,

short messaging service
But it also means,

"Some Moments Shared" with loved ones.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Past is experience, Present is experime

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:18 AM PST

Past is experience,
Present is experiment.
Future is expectation!!!
Use ur experience in your,
Experiments to get your expectations.
"Wish U a happy life"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - World is too small to fight Life is too

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:16 AM PST

World is too small to fight
Life is too small to decide
Care for Ur decisions
A wrong one can drag Ur smile away.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - We always feel bad & think That good th

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:15 AM PST

We always feel bad & think
That good things happen only to "others",
But we forget that we are "others" for someone else.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - A wise man said: If you cant be a pencil

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:12 AM PST

A wise man said: If you cant be a pencil to write anyone's Happiness,
Then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's Sorrow.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Some times ur existence gives hope to on

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:09 AM PST

Some times ur existence gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Todayz Thought “The Path That Leads T

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:08 AM PST

Todayz Thought

"The Path That Leads To Happiness
Is So Narrow

That Two Cannot Walk On It

Unless

They become One"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Never take some one for granted, Hold e

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:08 AM PST

Never take some one for granted,
Hold every person close to your heart,
Because you might wake up one day and realize,
That you have lost a diamond,
While you were too busy collecting stones.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - If U r in luv, accept it, respect it & e

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:07 AM PST

If U r in luv, accept it, respect it & enjoy it.
But if U r not, then don't worry coz
Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up
So much luv for U.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT”

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:05 AM PST

The worst thing in life is "ATTACHMENT" ,
it hurts when you lose it.
The best thing in life is "LONELINESS"
as it teaches you everything and when you lose it,
you get Everything.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Luck is not in ur hand But work is in u

Posted: 22 Feb 2011 04:05 AM PST

Luck is not in ur hand
But work is in ur hand
Luck never makes ur work
But work can make ur luck
So alawyz trust in urself
Bcz u can change ur luck.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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