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Urdu Poetry SMS - Apni Merzi Say Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Main

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:22 PM PST

Apni Merzi Say Juda Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi
Shayad Ab K Bewafa Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi

Dekhna Hum Ek Din Gard-e-Safar Hojayein Gay
Rastoun Say Ashana Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi

Gardish-e-Halaat Se Bas Kat Gaye Hain Rastay
Qabil-e-Qaid-o-Saza Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi

Kia Khaber Thi Is Qadar Na'ashana Ho Jayein Gay
Ajj Kal Pechanta Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi

Fasaloun Say Bhi Guzarna Phir Zara Sa Dekhna
Aisa Lagta Hai Khafa Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi

Ek Dojay Ki Buhat Tareef Kerna Jabaja
Maan Lay Dil Ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi Main Bhi Nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Zulm Saray Hi Rawa Rakh Na Judai De

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:21 PM PST

Zulm Saray Hi Rawa Rakh Na Judai De Mujhe,
Pyar Bas Apna Luta De Na Khudai De Mujhe,

Mein Is Dukh Mein Aur Gi Nhi Sakti ,
Maaf Kar Mujh Ko Meri Jaan Rehai De Mujhe,

Janti Houn Tere Dil Mein Meri Dara Nhi Hai,
Bhane Bana K Har Giz Na Safai De Mujhe,

Jane Kis Morr Pe Aa Pounche Hein Hum,
Jis Taraf Deikhoun Faqat Tu Hi Dikhai De Mujhe ,

Mujh Se Tu Door Bohat Door Jachuka Hai Magar,
Teri Maanoos Sada Ab Bhi Sunai De Mujhe,

Mein Ik Moom K Putle Se Hoi Houn Pathar ,
Kya Hua Hai Mujh Ko Zara Tu Hi Agaahi De Mujhe,

Ik Faqat Pyar Hi To Manga Tha,
Kab Kaha Tha Sari Khudai De Mujhe,

Ab Tujhe Dil Se Bhula Kay Humein Jena Hoga,
Ab Apni Har Yaad Se Aye Dost Rehai De Mujhe,

Ik Teri Dosti Mein Ye Haal Hua Hai Mera,
Teri Baatoun K Siwa Kuch Na Sunai De Mujhe,....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:18 PM PST

‎',',','Ghazal',',','

Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai.
Phir Rafta Rafta tujh se Mohabat C ho Gai

...Shayad ye Taza Taza judai ka tha Asar.
Har Shakal Yak-Ba-Yak teri soorat C ho gai.

ik naam jhilmilany Laga dil k Taaq per.
Ik Yad jaisay Baaes-e-Rahat C hogai.

Khud ko saja sanwaar k Rakhnay ka shauq tha.
Phir apny ap sy mujhe wehshat C ho gai

Main Ne Koi Bayan-E-Safai b Na Dia.
Bus Chup Rahe To Khud Hi Wazahat C Ho Gai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Gae Din Kahan Se Aaen Lout Kar K

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:18 PM PST

Gae Din Kahan Se Aaen Lout Kar K jo Guzar Gaya WO Khawab Ban K Yaad Rehy Gaya
Jaise Lo Baat Abhi Ki Es Pal Ki Kuch Dair Teh Bhi GuZra Waqt KehlA Ay Ga Yeh Bhi Ban K Yaad Phir Yaad Aaey Ga,......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Shaayad koi Taraash Kar Kismat Sanwaar De

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:17 PM PST

Shaayad koi Taraash Kar Kismat Sanwaar De

M0hsin

Ye Soch Kar mein Umar Bhar Pathr Bana Raha....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Agar tum mujh se pyaar karo ge

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:17 PM PST

Agar tum mujh se pyaar karo ge





to sub tum se pyaar karain ge






Agar mujhe choro ge to tabah ho jao ge






mera naam hai






*Namaz*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Munni Ka Muna Aaraha Hai

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:10 PM PST

;{'.');
_/¥\_
<(¤=¤)>
_/' '\_

Ye hey papu Dhööl Wala !!

DhUm
DaMa
Dum
DuM


Apki BAARAT nahi aai
Munni Ka Muna Aaraha Hai......Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - 1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:10 PM PST

1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.


is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye

Aur wo razi hojaye.

Aameen.



hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen



"Z@rdari jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen" (Benazir)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Its Not When I Look Back At All

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

Its Not When I Look Back At All

The Memories & Good Tyms

We Had Makes Me Sad

Its When U Consider Those

Memories As Nothing To U

Whn They Meant

Everything To Me....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Nobody In The World

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

Nobody In The World

Can Hav A

Crystal Clear Heart...!!

Bcoz

Everyone's Heart Has

Some Scratches

Scribbled By

Their Dear Ones.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Khuda Ki Qasam Bari Mushkil Sey Milta Hey..!!

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

khuda Ki Qasam Bari Mushkil Sey Milta Hey..!!

Wo Aik Dil Jo Muhabbat Nibhaney Wala Hu..!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Heart Touching Quote:

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

Heart Touching Quote:

I Remember Him Not As The One Who Broke MY HEART..
But
As The One Who Taught Me How To Live With A BROKEN HEART.....!!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Broken Heart SMS - Break My Heart Destroy My Soul

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:09 PM PST

Break My Heart
Destroy My Soul
And
Leave Me Crying
I'd Still
Love You
And
I Don't Expect You To
Love Me In Return .......Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Wiladat Bais-e-Sa'adat

Posted: 20 Feb 2011 05:20 PM PST

Wiladat Bais-e-Sa'adat
wajah-e-
takhleeq-e-
kainaat
noor khuda
khatam-ul-anbia
muhammad-e-mustafa s.a.w.w
aur wiladat ba saadat
imam jafer sadiq a.s
tamam momnin ko
dil ki gehraion sy
bohat bohat
mubarak ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

Dua / Prayers SMS - DUAWON K phool Hum Pakistan k nam karty

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 09:08 PM PST

DUAWON K phool Hum Pakistan k nam karty han,
Pakistan Ki jeet ko SALAM Karty hain,
Ban jaye Nematon se JANNAT Pakistan
Ye Dua Hum Pakistani Mil K Subah Shaam karty hain.
Love You Pakistan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Every sunset gives us one day less to li

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:51 PM PST

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!

But every sunrise give us,
one day more to hope! So,

hope for the best Good Day Good Luck Pakistan!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - MARI DUA HAY ALLAH SEY K

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:49 PM PST

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((")(")(")(")

MARI DUA HAY ALLAH SEY K

PAKISTAN KO KAMAYABHI DEY HAR KADAM PE
AUR PAKISTAN CRICKET TEAM KO HIMMAT DEY
K WO WORLD CUP JEET K AAEIN..
AMEEN......
GUD LUCK PAKISTAN....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - "This msg for pakistan cricket team"

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:36 PM PST

"This msg for pakistan cricket team"


Jab medan mai jao itna soch k jana k tum akely nahi ho

"jawano"


tery sang pure pakistan ki duaein hain jo teri soch se bhi ziyada hain...

Allah bless u.
All the best paki....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Dua jo karoon ”watan” k liye, Lamhe lam

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:22 PM PST

Dua jo karoon "watan" k liye,
Lamhe lamhe ki har "Khushi" k liye,

Khoob aaye "Bahaar" mere chaman main
le kar aaein pakistan k jawan "world cup" pakistan mein.Aameen.sum ameen
best of luck pakistan....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Dua jo karoon ”watan” k liye, Lamhe lam

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:21 PM PST

Dua jo karoon "watan" k liye,
Lamhe lamhe ki har "Khushi" k liye,

Khoob aaye "Bahaar" mere chaman main
le kar aaein pakistan k jawan "world cup" pakistan mein.Aameen.sum ameen....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Luck SMS - Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein khushiyon ki

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:16 PM PST

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein khushiyon ki Faraz,
.
Lagta Hai Meray wattan ki cricket team world cup lekar hi aaye gi……

inShAllah pakistan world cup lekar hi aaega.Ameen.bolo inshAllah.
gud luck pakistan..:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein khushiyon ki

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:12 PM PST

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Awazein khushiyon ki Faraz,
.
Lagta Hai Meray wattan ki cricket team world cup lekar hi aaye gi……

inShAllah pakistan world cup lekar hi aaega.Ameen.bolo inshAllah.
gud luck pakistan..:-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - 2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:07 PM PST

2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Afridi Ne Six Mara Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Na raha junoon e rukh e wafa,ye rasan ye

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:04 PM PST

Na raha junoon e rukh e wafa,ye rasan ye daar karo ge kiya

Jinhain jurm e ishq pe naaz tha woh gunah gar chalay gaye.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - Zamanay ko qareenay say woh apnay saath

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:03 PM PST

Zamanay ko qareenay say woh apnay saath rakhta hai

Magar mere liye usko koi lamha nahi milta.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ab tak dil e khush fehm ko tujh se hain

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:03 PM PST

ab tak dil e khush fehm ko tujh se hain umeedain

ye aakhri shamain bhi bujhanay k liye Aa..........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - yai tairay lahjy ki sachaee yai taira hu

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:02 PM PST

yai tairay lahjy ki sachaee yai taira husnay kmal



hzar jhoot tu bolay magr pta na chlay....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Me

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:02 PM PST

Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch Bhi Nhi H0 Mein,,,
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Meri Qadar Un Se Poch Jin K Maine Paise Dene Hain.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Motivational Quotes - Golden Love Quote Love Iz Nothing But

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:01 PM PST

Golden Love Quote
Love Iz Nothing But Respect, Care & Trust..

If U Dont Trust, Care Or Respect Da Pers0n..
Y0u D0nt Love Him.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 07:00 PM PST

I Wish K Apko Is Saal Mile..





Khushyan,






Kamyabi,






Dolat,






Rehmat,






Or..

.

.



Meri Shadi Ka Card.. ;->)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 06:59 PM PST

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
.
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
.
Girl : Kyu ?
.
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - "Kyun...??" Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 06:58 PM PST

"Kyun...??"

Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,

Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,

Tumhari Be'qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,

Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,

Jise Km'fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,

Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!

Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,

Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun...??

Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun.......??....Read More SMS/Jokes

Current Affairs SMS - Geomentary... "Bataayen Duniya Ka

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 06:57 PM PST

Geomentary...


"Bataayen Duniya Ka Pehla Hawai Jahaaz Kahan Uraya Gaya Tha.??


Jawab Janye Is Break K Baad....
Ufone Tm Hi To Ho

Lu Ka Zeera Plus

Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam

Zong Sab Keh Do

Pantene Katrina Ki Psand Or Apki?

Bank Al-Habib Bachat Account

Surf Excel Dadi Aik Minut

Tarang Hi Tarang He.......

Duniya Ka Pehla Hawai Jahaz Hawa My Uraya Gaya Tha...!

Jaano Aor Jaantay Raho.......Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - LOVE YOU PAKISTAN THIS MSG FOR PAKISTA

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 04:58 AM PST

LOVE YOU PAKISTAN
THIS MSG FOR PAKISTAN CRICKET TEAM

Hai jazba junoon
To himmat na haar
Justajoo jo karey woh
Chuay asmaan

Mehnat apni ho gi
Pehchan kabhi na bhoolo
Sab ki nazron mein
Pakistan
Kabhi na bhoolo

Pakistan hai tumhara
Pakistan hai humara...........Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Poetry SMS - ” KAbhi Passand na aye sath mera to bata

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 04:47 AM PST

" KAbhi Passand na aye sath mera to bata dena

faraz

Mehsoos bhi nai kr paoge itne door chalay jainge hum…..!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko Traffic-Pol

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 01:07 AM PST

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Manager : You are appointed . .

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 01:06 AM PST

Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Nurse: Mubarak HO Khansaab Ap k Ghar

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 01:06 AM PST

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
"O"

Mera"KHUDA"
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hame

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 12:29 AM PST

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Dr. 2 Pathan: Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk

Posted: 19 Feb 2011 12:28 AM PST

Dr. 2 Pathan:
Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Ay tamam chirya gher k janwaro mere d

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 10:18 PM PST

Ay tamam chirya gher k janwaro

mere dost ko na pokaro


wo sms parnhy main masroof hai


jab parh ly to bola lo saly ko..:D....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - hello frend mujse dosti karni he to muje

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:42 PM PST

hello frend mujse dosti karni he to muje sms karo mera number he 08128481249 lekin sirf girls no boys jaldi karo sms or mujse dosti karo.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - A Real Cutie One Girl: Y Do U Always

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 06:18 AM PST

A Real Cutie One

Girl: Y Do U Always
Follow Me Around ? ?

...Boy: Well , Because
When I Was A Kid ,
My Mom Told Me To
Follow My Dreams ... (-,=)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - afridi 5 tickets boy 15 tickets

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:46 AM PST

afridi
5 tickets

boy

15 tickets

afridi

no no no just

5 tickets

we will go on seprate flights....Read More SMS/Jokes

Hindi Funny SMS - Sardar : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul G

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:27 AM PST

Sardar : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - ROZ ROZ KEHTI MUJH SE YE ZINDAGI FARA

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:15 AM PST

ROZ ROZ KEHTI MUJH SE YE ZINDAGI

FARAZ..


EK SHAQS KI KHATIR MUJHY BARBAAD NA KER.....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Friendship SMS - Birth is from Mother Advice is from Fat

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:14 AM PST

Birth is from Mother
Advice is from Father
Knowledge is from Teacher
Life is from partner
But joy, fun, jokes,
lifelong smiles
is
from
FRIEND .
Isnt It?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - UN SE KEHDO WO MUJHY PAGAL NA SAMJHY

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:12 AM PST

UN SE KEHDO WO MUJHY PAGAL NA SAMJHY

FARAZ..

AMI KEHTI HAIN ,JO KEHTA HAI WOHE HOTA HAI. :P....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - “Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Tha

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 04:10 AM PST

"Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

"faraz"

Phir Tum Milay,
phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista baghairton ka tola sa ban gaya:-D
Love u jiGerz;-)
....Read More SMS/Jokes
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