Friday, February 11, 2011

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valentine day sms - chalo es velantive pr kuch aisa karty ha

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

chalo es velantive pr kuch aisa karty hain

pichly bars k sookhey pholon ko

apni chahton se taza karty hain

or phir ajj k in pholon se

un mein azafa karty hain

chalo es velantine pr kuch aisa karty hain

kuch pal k liye hum ajnabi banty hain

ek aam se sada kagiz pr

ek laf mohabat likhty hain

or phir es lafz k ehsas ko

ek naye andaz se milty hain

chalo es velantine pr kuch aisa krty hain

apny sary gham apny sary dukh

tum mujhy de dena

meri sari khushiyan mery sary sukh

tum rakh lena

rab se kuch es tarah ki dua karty hain

chalo es velantine pr kuch aisa karty hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - so many tym

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

so many tym
i thought id nvr
find sum1 to luv me
d way i needed 2 b
luvd
thn
u came in my life

showd me
wh8 true love
really is

happy valentines day....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - dress code for feb-14

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

dress code for feb-14

green-leave me alone

red-going 2 propose

pink-accepted proposal

black-rejected proposal

white-already booked....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - luv isnt jst sumthng

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

luv isnt jst sumthng
tht happens 2 u
its a certain special
way of beiing alive
luv is in fact an
intensification a
cmpleteness a
fullness a wholeness
of life....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - whnevr likable

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

whnevr likable
ppl cross my mind
i always hve such
pleasant thoughts of you
u always bring sch
happiness joy
those who lift me up
are very few....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - on valentines day we think of those

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:39 AM PST

on valentines day we think of those
who make our lives worthwhile
those gracious friendly people who
we think of with a smile


i am fortunate to know you
thats why i want to say
to a rare and special person
happy valentines day....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - us ke mehwar se niklu to dunya nazar aye

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:24 AM PST

us ke mehwar se niklu to dunya nazar aye saqi
phir bina uske ye dil chain na paye saqi

mohabbat to hogayee hum ko us pathar se lekin
ab deko hum ko raas aaye na aaye saqi

wo mil gaya he to lagti he dunya qadmo me
ye dewangi dewane ko kaha lejaye saqi

me uski yad se ik pal b ghafil ho nahi paata
phir kese mumkin he wo mujhe bhool jaye saqi

humsa mukhlis usay na milega zamaane me
usay kaho is dil ki lagi ko dillagi na banaye saqi....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - tabtumlot aana jab mosum

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:16 AM PST

tabtumlot

aana



jab mosum piyara lagta ho



jb nelay badal chaye hon



jb rim jhim rim jhim barish ho



jb thora thora sawan ho



jb dil kahin na lagta ho



aur dard b dil me jagta ho



jb koi tmhare pas na ho



jb khushi ki koi as na ho



jb dil ko lagti koi bat na ho



jb saary tum ko chor jaen



jb taary sath b chor jaen



aur koi tumhen na bhata ho



tub dhop kenary mut chalna



tum pass hamarylot ana



tum pas hamarylot ana....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - phir usi raahguzar par shaayad ha

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:15 AM PST

phir usi raahguzar par shaayad



ham kabhii mil saken magar shaayad



jaan pehchaan se bhii kyaa hogaa



phir bhii ai dost ghaur kar shaayad



muntazir jin ke ham rahe un ko



mil gaye aur ham-safar shaayad



jo bhii bichhre hain kab mile hain faraz

phir bhii tuu intizaar kar shaayad....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - phir usi raahguzar par shaayad ha

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:15 AM PST

phir usi raahguzar par shaayad



ham kabhii mil saken magar shaayad



jaan pehchaan se bhii kyaa hogaa



phir bhii ai dost ghaur kar shaayad



muntazir jin ke ham rahe un ko



mil gaye aur ham-safar shaayad



jo bhii bichhre hain kab mile hain faraz

phir bhii tuu intizaar kar shaayad....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - mujhey darya nahi likhnamujhey sehra na

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:13 AM PST

mujhey darya nahi likhnamujhey sehra nahi likhna

tasallsul se safar main hoon mujhey thehra nahi likhna

gawahi apnay dil se lo tumhara dil kiya kehta hai

mujhey jhoota nahi likhna mujhey sacha nahi likhna

may uski yaad may gum hoon ke apne aap may gum hoon

mujhey mehfil nahi likhna mujhey tanha nahi likhna

ye na ho tum kabhi us ko mitaa na chahona mittayfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - aseer-e-dasht-e-wafa ka na maajra kehna

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:12 AM PST

aseer-e-dasht-e-wafa ka na maajra kehna
tamaam puchnay walon ko bas dua kehna
yeh kehna k raat guzarti hai ab bhi aankhon mein
tumhari yaad ka qaayim hai silsila kehna
yeh kehna k chaand nikalta hai baam par ab bhi
magar nahi woh shaab k ab maza kehna
yeh kehna k humne hi toufaan mein daal di kashti
qasoor apna hai darya ko kya bura kehna....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - lo raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil ho

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:11 AM PST

lo raqibon mein naya ek naam shamil ho gaya
ghair tha koi jo ab k raah mein hayal ho gaya

din kuch aisay bhi dekhayein hein mujhe taqdeer ne
mein hua badnaam wo shuhrat ka hamil ho gaya

gerd-e-she ayyam ki hum zad mein aisay aa gaye
beh gaye toofan mein aur door saahil ho gaya

gher ki bathon mein youn aaye bhula dala hamein
meri bathon ka asar lamhon mein zayal ho gaya

os ne aankhein hee badal dali hein tujh se aey assad
aur chupkay se kisi janib wo mayal ho gaya....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho yeh jo t

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:10 AM PST

kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho
yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho

kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per
dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho

hum jahan chaye peene jate thay
kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho

kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per
apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho

kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete
kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho

phone per geet jo sunate thay
ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho

akhiri khat mai usney likha tha
tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - meri chahhat ko apni mohabbat bana k d

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:26 PM PST

meri chahhat ko apni mohabbat bana k dekh

meri hansi ko apne honton se muskura ke dekh

mere ashkon ko apni ankhon se gira ke dekh

meri bechanion ko apne dil me basa ke dekh

yeh mohabbat ek haseen tohfa hai ae dost

kabhi mohabbat ko is tarha bhi nibha ke dekh....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - na ziker ker meri aada k bary mein hum

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:25 PM PST

na ziker ker meri aada k bary mein
hum bhi janty hain sab kuch wafa k bary mein
sunna hai woh b mohabbat ka shouq rekhty hain
jinhy khud khabar nahi kuch wafa k bary mein....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - koi tum se pochay kaun hoon mein tum k

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:22 PM PST

koi tum se pochay kaun hoon mein
tum keh dena koi khass nahi
ik dost hai kacha paka sa
ik jhoot hai ada sucha sa
jazbaat ko dhanpe ik parda sa
bas koi bahana acha sa
jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
jo door na ho kar pass nahi
koi tum se pochay kaun hoon mein
tum keh dena koi khass nahi....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - main ney yaron k bichardne se ye seekha

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:18 PM PST

main ney yaron k bichardne se ye seekha hai



apney dushman ko bhi jeeny ki dua di jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - jab dost juda ho jaty hain jab log

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:17 PM PST

jab dost juda ho jaty hain

jab log khafa ho jaty hain

jab chand kahein kho jata hai

jab chehry madham party hain

jab raat ki bikhri zolfoun py

koe badal sa cha jata hai

jab meri bheegi palkon per

koe ansoo deep jalata hai

tab mery soonay angan main

tum deep jalany aaty ho

tum yaad bohat hi aaty ho

tum yaad bohat hi aaty ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - tere mast mast dono one like my friend

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:12 PM PST

tere mast mast dono one like my friend she is the best

alvidabaat karney ko dil kar raha hay par shayad medam busy ho

tum se hibohat yaad aarahi hai idiot ki

baharakhush rahey jahan bhi rahey sada muskurati rahey

ek larki ki tumheshukar hai saath nahin bor kar deti hay

yeh dil hay nakhrewalapagal hai thori par sab se pyari hay

seila ki jawaniitem hay pata hi nahin chalta kab kis mood mai ho-p....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - select one song for your bestfriend ma

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:10 PM PST

select one song for your bestfriend mai apko batungi k jab ap apne bestfriend k saath nahi hote tou vo kya socha karte hay apke barey mai

tere mast mast do

alvida

tum se hi

bahara

ek larki ki tumhe

yeh dil hay nakhrewala

seila ki jawani

reply must....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ghazel ye na socho k faqat naa

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:06 PM PST

ghazel

ye na socho k faqat naam liya karta hai

ek deewana teri chahat mein jiya karta hai

wo janta hai k tu uss k muqaddar mein nahin

phir bhi har roz tujhe yaad kiya karta hai

kuch nahin maangta rab say kabhi kuch apne liye

teri khushiyon ki dua maang liya karta hai

raat ko yaad mein teri jo tarapta hai dil

chand se ja k teri baatein kiya karta hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ghazal mom ki tarah pighlty howy de

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:04 PM PST

ghazal

mom ki tarah pighlty howy dekha us ko

rut jo badli to badalty howy dekha us ko

jany kis ghum ko chupany ki tamanna hay usy

aaj har baat par hansty howy dekha usko

woh jo kanton ko bhi narmi say chuwa karta tha

hum nay pholon ko masalty howy dekha us ko

najany woh duaon main mangta hay kissy

haath uthaty hi sisakty howy dekha us ko....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - is khudgaraz duniya main woh tanha chod

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:01 PM PST

is khudgaraz duniya main woh tanha chod gaya muje

tha main ek ghulab woh rahk k kitab main bhool gaya muje

maine kitna chaha hai usey khuda ki kasam

woh phir b najane kyu bewafa keh gaya muje

maine ashku ko b sambaley rahka uski khushi k kahtir

woh pagal sochta raha koi ghum nahi hai muje

koi b umeed ki kiran dil main jalaye mat rahknafaraz

ab tak toh woh bhool b gaya hoga tuje....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - hum se ek rotha hoa shakhs na mana f

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:59 PM PST

hum se ek rotha hoa shakhs na mana

faraz

log rothi hoi taqdeer mana lete hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - main need ka shukeen zayada tu nahi

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:57 PM PST

main need ka shukeen zayada tu nahi


faraz lakin

kuch khuwab na daikhoun tu guzara nahi hota....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - today is remembring day recal ur mind

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:54 PM PST

today is remembring day
recal ur mind

or meri kahi hui aisi bat batayen jo apko aj b yad hy

send it 2 all ur frndz n get intresting memoriez
but reply me first....Read More SMS/Jokes

reply me sms - what wil u select 4 my personality

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:52 PM PST

what wil u select 4 my personality

1blue bangles
2white dress
3red lipstick
4pink earings
5silver ring
6black eye makeup
7golden shoes

reply then ill tell u the answer

blue bangles u think im gud luking
white dressu think im religious
red lipstick u think im hot pink
pink earings u think im funky
silver ring u love me
black eye makeup u think im sexy
golden shoes u think im boring....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - moudatoon baad mila mera naam poch liya

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:52 PM PST

moudatoon baad mila mera naam poch liya faraz

bicharty waqt jis ne kaha tha tum bhoout yad aoo gay....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - adhoora pyar chalo tum saath

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:47 PM PST

adhoora pyar

chalo tum saath mat dena
mujhy beshak bhula dena

naye sapne saja lena
naye rishtey bana lena

bhula dena sab hii waadey
sab hii qasmein sab hii naatey

tumhein janan ijazat hy
jo dil chahe wo sab kerna

magar ab tum kisi se bhi

adhoora pyar mat kerna....Read More SMS/Jokes

english love sms - i dont know why im so afraid to lose

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:45 PM PST

i dont know why
im so afraid to lose u
when u r not even mine

i dont know
why i luv u so
when u dont even luv me

i dont know why u r the


one when i am just a someone to u....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - pathan k mobile p raat 2 baje phone aya

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:44 PM PST

pathan k mobile p raat 2 baje phone aya
aap so to nahi rahy thy

pathan ghussey me bola


khabees ka bachcha


zarori nahi k


har pathan chowkidaar ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - ab uroj par hy tumhara mausam khizan m

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:40 PM PST

ab uroj par hy tumhara mausam
khizan mein tum ko khareed leingy

bano gy hum sy reham k talib
na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy

ada k qissy hoey purany
jafa ka mausam khatm he smjho

kreingy tum sy hisab jana
na tum ko mohlat mazeed dein gy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - meri wafoon ka sach hay koi shumaar nahi

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:29 PM PST

meri wafoon ka sach hay koi shumaar nahin
magar usay tu zara sa bhi aitebaar nahin

bas aik bar kaha tha k main tumhara hoon
us aik din say mujhay khud pay ikhtiyar nahin

yeh aasman yeh samandar yeh rastay besood
kisi ka ishq magar zehan par sawar nahin

har aik baat teri baais-e-musarrat hai
har aik lafz magar lafz-e-intizaar nahin

main apnay aap hi tum say rahoon gi door magar
bas aik bar yeh keh do k mujhay pyaar nahin....Read More SMS/Jokes

islamic sms - kaaba par gilaf is liye hai k pata chale

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:14 AM PST

kaaba par gilaf is liye hai k pata chale ye koi
aam chez ni musalmano ka qibla hai
quran par gilaf is liye k pata chale ye
koi aam kitab nai allah ki kitab hai
rozay par chader is liye k ye koi
aam qaber ni allah k mehboob ki hai
is liye aurat ko parde ka hukam hai k
pata chale k ye koi aam aurat nai muslim aurat hai....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - best reply ever by a girl when she is as

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:14 AM PST

best reply ever by a girl when she is asked for a kiss by her boyfrind






















karlo p....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - news alert all the employees n university studen

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:13 AM PST

news alert
all the employees n university students
r informd tht govt of pak has announced
3 days holidays from
29 feb to 31 feb
enjoy holidays-....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - how to impress kachrey wali

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:13 AM PST

how to impress kachrey wali





















hadh hoti hai yar tm isme b interested ho

sudhar jao qasam se-d-pfs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - motorway police ne car ko roka ye road safety ka

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:13 AM PST

motorway police ne car ko roka
ye road safety ka week h
ap belt pehn kr car chla rhe hoislye apko rs1000 ka inam dia jata hap is inam ka kya kroge

driverme is inam se apna drivng licence bnwaunga

pchli seat pr bethi uski maa boliiski bat ka ykin mt kroye nasha me kuch b bolta ha

us k baap neend se jage or police ko dkh k boly
mje pta tha k chori ki car me hm zyada door nhi ja skty

tbhi car ki digi se awaz i
bhai hmne border par kr lia kia....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - tum ho humari aarzu tum ho humari ju

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:12 AM PST

tum ho humari aarzu

tum ho humari justaju

tum se mohabbat hai humain

tum ho jahan main kho0bru

ahl-e-jahan shaida tere

charchy hain tere koo-ba-koo

hain tere dam se mehfilain

tujh se hai ronaq chaar su

mukhlis mera koi nahi

koi nahi hai chaara jo

na jaam koi paas hai

na paas hai koi sabu

khud chaand gehna jayega

aaya jo us k ru-ba-ru

sahil tujhi se pyaar hai

tujh se humari aabru....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - dheery se sarakti he raat uske anchal k

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:12 AM PST

dheery se sarakti he raat
uske anchal ki trah

uska chehra nazr ata he jheel me kanwal ki trah

bad muddat usko dekha to
jismojaan ko yon laga

pyasi zameen pe jese koi baras gaya badal ki trah

roz kehta he seeny pe sr rakh k raat bhr jagaonga

saresham hi mujhe aaj phir sula gaya wo kl ki trah

mere hi dil ka makeen nikla wo shakhs wasi

or me
shehar bhr me dhundta raha usey kisi pagal ki tarha....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - kashmir ha lahu ik khwab ki hay tab

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:12 AM PST

kashmir ha lahu

ik khwab ki hay tabeer laho
wadi ki fiza dil-geer lahu
har ban pe hai zanjeer lahu

aur subah ki hai tanveer lahu

kyon dharti ki hai tasveer lahu
muslim ki kyon jageer lahu

har simt hai daar o geet lahu
zaalim ki har ek tadbeer lahu

hontoon pe duataseer lahu
hai likhi gayi taqdeer lahu

har bacha jawan aur peer lahu
kashmir ki hai tauqeer lahu
har saaz o wafa kashmir lahu
wo kehta hai kashmir lahu
mai kehta hoon kashmir lahu....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - haseen kitna hai kaisa shabaab nikla ha

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:11 AM PST

haseen kitna hai kaisa shabaab nikla hai
k jaisy shaakh se taaza gulaab nikla hai

kitaabeishq ko parrhnay ka shauq tha dil mei
yeh harf harf yeh mushkil nisaab nikla hai

sanwar k jab meray pehlu mei wo haseen aaya
phir us ko dekhh k kab mahtaab nikla hai

talaash me jis ki sehra ki khaak chhaani hai
qareeb aaya to yaksar saraab nikla hai

jala rahi hai saawan ki rut mujhay

barasta abar bhi jaan par azaab nikla hy....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - man me kya kya pol khilaye tum nahi aye

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:11 AM PST

man me kya kya pol khilaye tum nahi aye

bethe rhy hum aas lagaye tum nahi aye

tum to achi lgne wali khushbo ho
mene por por me khuwab rachaye tum nahi aye

guzar gya din rafta rafta rah takte
chehra per muskan sajaye tum nahi aye

humne phol bikhere tere raste per
dil me deep jalaye tum nahi aye

chand ko yeh malom hy us shab me ne
kitne geet milan k gaye tum nahi aye....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - dheery se sarakti he raat uske anchal k

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:10 AM PST

dheery se sarakti he raat
uske anchal ki trah

uska chehra nazr ata he jheel me kanwal ki trah

bad muddat usko dekha to
jismojaan ko yon laga

pyasi zameen pe jese koi baras gaya badal ki trah

roz kehta he seeny pe sr rakh k raat bhr jagaonga

saresham hi mujhe aaj phir sula gaya wo kl ki trah

mere hi dil ka makeen nikla wo shakhs wasi

or me
shehar bhr me dhundta raha usey kisi pagal ki tarha....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - jb khilkhila k saqi-e- gulfaam ha

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:09 AM PST

jb khilkhila k saqi-e- gulfaam hans parra


sheshy ne qahqahay kiye aur jaam hans parra


tha ghuncha dil garifta nihayat he baagh my


par kkch diya saba ne jo paigham hans parra


jis rat thehri aane ki us barq-wish ki yaan


ghar ka mere charaagh sar-e-shaam hans parra


kia bat yaad aa gyi usko k ae

mohsn

wo yak bayak jo sun k mera naam hans parra....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - waqat ki gaardish-e-ayaam me beh jane do

Posted: 08 Feb 2011 01:13 AM PST

waqat ki gaardish-e-ayaam me beh jane do

zindgi jesy guzarti he guzar jane do

mere dil ne kabhi pholon ki tamnna ki thi

aj kanton hi ko daman se lipat jany do

roshni jag me hy 0r dil me andhera mery

in andheron se bohat door nikal jane do

doston ne pucha kahan hain us ki qasamen wady

main ne kaha choro usy nai dunya bsany do

wo chand tha wo chand hy use chamkne do falak pa

me khak tha me khak hon mujy khak me mil jane do....Read More SMS/Jokes

english funny sms - what is true love true love is when

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:52 PM PST

what is true love

true love is when

katrina kaif proposed a boy
i love you



boy replied
sorry i already have a girlfriend
i love her a lot p....Read More SMS/Jokes

english love sms - love is what when a boy comes late

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:50 PM PST

love is what

when a boy comes late in the class
and he is busy in giving explanations
to his teacher
and
his eyes searching whether she is present or not

this is what we called as love....Read More SMS/Jokes

motivational quotes - when we start our journey the destinat

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:48 PM PST

when we start our journey
the destination seems the most important thing
but
when we reach there
we realize that actually the journey was our destiny....Read More SMS/Jokes

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