Saturday, February 5, 2011

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


valentine day sms - log kehte firte hai jise hum pyaar karte

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 10:00 PM PST

log kehte firte hai jise hum pyaar karte hai wo ek chand ka tukda hai

par unhe kyaa pata jise mai pyaar karta houn chand uska ek tukda hai

i love you and happy valentines....Read More SMS/Jokes

greetings sms - 12 rabi-u-l awal mubarak

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:59 PM PST


nabisa k
chahnay
walun ko
dl se
12 rabi-u-l awal
mubarak ho....Read More SMS/Jokes

pathan jokes - pathan new york gaya

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:58 PM PST

pathan new york gaya
wahan aik building mein aag lagi dekhi tou kaha
tm log neechey kood jao mein pehelwan hon pakar longa pehle aik acha
gira usne pakar liya phir aik admi gira usse pakar liya phir aik
kala admi kooda tou pathan nai chor diya 0r kaha

oye
jali huyi lashen mat phenko....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - class k sath group photo

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:57 PM PST

1 teacher ka un ki class k sath group photo banaya geya


doosrey din teacher bachon ko 1 1 photo detey huye kehne lagi


jab tum bare ho jao ge to hairat se is tasveer ko dekho ge
aur kaho ge k
ye iram hai jo amarica chali gayi
ye hina
hai jo londan chali gayi
ye pappu hai jo boorha ho chuka hai


pappu ye sunn kar jal k bola
aur ye hamari teacher hain
jin ka inteqal ho chuka hai -....Read More SMS/Jokes

greetings sms - yarane jahan kehtay hain kashmir hai ja

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:55 PM PST

yarane jahan kehtay hain kashmir hai jannat

jannat kafir ko na mili hai na milay gi

may allah bless us and kashmir

happy kashmir day 5th february 2011....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - when will kashmir be in pakistan

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:54 PM PST

bush asks god
when will iraq be mine

god
not in ur life time

bush cries

zardari asks god
when will kashmir be in pakistan

god
not in ur life time
zardari cries

and i asked god
when will this reader get brain
this time god cries and says
not in my life time....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - wadi ma bichi ha saf e matam ab tk

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:52 PM PST

wadi ma bichi ha saf e matam ab tk

zulm-o-sitm-o-choor nhi km ab tk

uf sbzah o gul ma ya lpakte shulay

kashmir ki jannat ha jahanum ab tak....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - koi shayar koi fakir ban jaye

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:52 PM PST

koi shayar koi fakir ban jaye

apko jo dekhe o khud tasvir ban jaye

n fulo ki jarurat n kaliyo ki

jaha aap pair rakhe wahi kashmir ban jaye....Read More SMS/Jokes

current affairs sms - ik khwab ki hay tabeer laho

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 09:52 PM PST

ik khwab ki hay tabeer laho
sifaak adadshamsheer lahu
wadi ki fiza dil geer lahu
har ban pe hai zanjeer lahu
wadi ki fighaa shab geer lahu
aur subah ki hai tanveer lahu

kyon dharti ki hai tasveer lahu
muslim ki kyon jageer lahu

aaa dekh hain ranjhe heer lahu
har ghaat pe hai nakhcheer lahu
har simt hai daar o geet lahu
zaalim ki har ek tadbeer lahu
pewast ba seena teer lahu
tuflaa keliye hai sheer lahu
hontoon pe duataseer lahu
hai likhi gayi taqdeer lahu

har bacha jawan aur peer lahu
kashmir ki hai tauqeer lahu
har saaz o wafa kashmir lahu
har jheel sifa kashmir lahu
wo kehta hai kashmir lahu
mai kehta hoon kashmir lahu

kashmir lahu kashmir lahu
kashmir lahu kashmir lahu....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - usne dekha hi nahi ghor se warna

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 08:52 PM PST

usne dekha hi nahi ghor se warna


yeh ankhen dil ka haal kha karti hain
fs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - awargi ba-rang e tamasha buri nahin z

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 08:46 PM PST

awargi ba-rang e tamasha buri nahin

zoq e nazar milay tu ye dunya buri nahin....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu love sms - choo ly aasman zamen ki talash na kr j

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:49 PM PST

choo ly aasman zamen ki talash na kr
jee le zindgi khushi ki
talash na kr
taqdir bdal jae gi apne ap hi mere

dost
muskurana sekh le wja ki talash na kr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - load sheding ne muje namazi bana dia was

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:47 PM PST

load sheding ne muje namazi bana dia wasi






mobile ki battry ab masjidon mai hi charge krta hun....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - gabbar singh are o saamba ye kon log

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:41 PM PST

gabbar singh

are o saamba ye kon log hain jo sms ka jawab
nahi dete
saamba
sardar yeh woh log hain jo miss call k
baad bhi balance check karty hain....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu text insults - hai

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:39 PM PST

hai

aklmand

or

sweet


wala

bhejnay

msg

ye


or

hu

jahill

or


bewakuf

wala

pa
e


msg

ulta

mai

k


hu

krta

iqrar

halfia


mai

ab plz neeche c oper

parofs124pr....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu funny sms - what is confidence 10 boys decided t

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:33 PM PST

what is confidence

10 boys decided to propose a girl



9 boys came with roses



1 boy came with


















molvi



this is confidence....Read More SMS/Jokes

load shedding sms - ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:32 PM PST

ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola light hai
nurse no

bacha bola oh tuadi khair








pakistan wich aagia....Read More SMS/Jokes

urdu poetry sms - khat likh raha hun ahdemohabbat ko tor

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:28 PM PST

khat likh raha hun ahdemohabbat ko tor k

kaaghaz pe aansuon ki jagah chor chor k

tu fikar-mand q hai mera dil tor k

me khud hi ja raha hun tera shahr chor k

kal raat likhne betha ghazal tere naam ki

alfaz saamne the khare yun haath jorr jorr k

jis me tumhara aksehaseen dekhta tha me

tum ne to rakh diya wohi aaina torr k

ye daastaanezeest bhi kitni taweel hai

rakhna pare hain mujh ko kuch warq morr mor k....Read More SMS/Jokes

sad poetry sms - badla jo wakt ghehri rafaaqat badal gaee

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 02:26 PM PST

badla jo wakt ghehri rafaaqat badal gaee
suraj dhala tu saaye ki surat badal gaee

ek muddat tak mein us ki zaroorat bana raha
phir yun huwa ke us ki zaroorat badal gae....Read More SMS/Jokes

valentine day sms - aapke valentine ne aapko song dedica

Posted: 04 Feb 2011 05:02 AM PST

aapke valentine ne aapko song dedicate kiya hai
if you want to know the song
choose 1 option then ill tell you the song

s1 s2 s3 s4
s5 s6 s7 s8

interesting but be careful

answer
s1tu tu hai wohi dil ne jisy apna kaha
s2mai chahata hun hon tujhko dilo jan ki tarha
s3sanam bewfa o snam bewfa
s4zara zara kiss me
s5patthar k sanam tjy hm ne mhbt ka khuda jana
s6tu hi meri shab he subha he tu hi din he mera
s71 larki ko dekha to aisa laga
s8tera sath he kitna pyara....Read More SMS/Jokes

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